FaQ/WaLkThRoUgH (edition 1.1)

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New! for edition 1.1: [abridged] update list!

this update dated Saturday, 06/26/99
* Fixed some errors found after copying from the cluebook.
* Changed the URL to the CORRECT site.
* Began work on UHS version of this walkthrough (est. % complete: 4) with an
ETA of two weeks.
* Ditched line count at end of FAQ.
* Changed document from Walkthrough to FAQ/Walkthrough.
* Still waiting to capture and implement screen shots!
* Added Authorization Codes to end of this document to alert people obtaning
this document from an unauthorized site. There are only two as of this
update.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!! SEND ME E-MAIL IF YOU FIND ERRORS!! DO NOT UPDATE
THIS FILE MANUALLY!

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F O R E W A R D :

Unfortunately, since some of the puzzles in the game are 100%
graphical, I can not give the answers to all of the puzzles. However, I have
tried the best I can, and hopefully the major update of this walkthrough (2.0)
will be written in HTML and I can put up screen shots.

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[This letter has been taken from the official Are We There Yet Cluebook &
Travel Guide]

Dear MALLET Family,

Congratulations on winning fourth place in our
exciting sweepstakes. You already know how
good Popped Clusters cereal is - made from
whole grain sugar, U.S.made chemicals, country-
fresh air, and no tropical oils. Now you, the
DULLARDS, can learn about your country, too, as
you travel the concrete ribbon that wraps the
proud package we call America. This travel guide
provides all the information you'll need to find
your way on the trip, and even gives valuable
tips that will speed you on your journey toward
your final destination. But keep this in mind,
MALLARD family: Use your travel guide only when
you need to, or you might miss most the fun of
your trip.

So happy motoring, Popped Clusters customers!
Enjoy your trip, and don't forget to bring along
plenty of Popped Clusters cereal. Serve it hot,
serve it cold, or throw it under your tires on icy
days to improve your traction - it's better than
gravel!

Drive Safely,
T. Garland Husk
Director of Promotions

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ALABAMA DISMALS

SAD
LOW
WOE
MOURNER
GRIMM
MELANCHOLY
DESOLATE
UNHAPPY
GRAVE
CLOUDY
BLUE
MOODY
DEPRESSED
DISMAL

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ALABAMA COON DOG MEMORIAL

select buttons in this order: 7, 2, 4, 6, 1, 8

PHRASE: FLEAS - ADAM HAD `EM

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ALASKA ICE WORM FESTIVAL

This is a graphical puzzle; however I will tell you the directions needed to
successfully complete this puzzle, and provide you with an ASCII drawing. I
will tell you which direction to go only when you are on a snowflake.

START; right, down, right, right, down, right, right, up; END

*----*
S-->---* | | E
| | | |
*-----^ | |
v----< >---*
| |
| | KEY:
*--v | S = start (worm head)
| | >,^,v,< = pointing hand
*-----^ * = snowflake
E = end (igloo)

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ALASKA EARTHQUAKE PARK

This is a graphical puzzle; however, I will attempt to describe the two
pictures.

PICTURE 1:

On the far left is a solitary pine tree. To the right of that is a small
building with a blank sign to it's right and a large sign reading "EARTHQUAKE
PARK --- ENTRANCE ---". On the right side of the picture are several pine
trees which disappear into the horizon. There is a mountain covering the area
above the horizon line, with the exception of a small bit of sky and a few
clouds.

PICTURE 2:

On the right side of the picture is a collapsed building. It has buckled in
the middle and there is a broken window. The blank sign to the right of the
house is not broken, but is slightly misaligned. The "EARTHQUAKE PARK ---
ENTRANCE ---" sign is slanted back. On the right side of the picture are two
pine trees. One of them, very close to the bottom edge of the picture, has
completely toppled. The other, farther back, is tilted severly to the left.
Running through the middle of the picture is a fault line. It runs back and
splits into two different directions. The left fork takes the fault through
the middle of the building, while the right fork runs back to the horizon and
disappears where the mountain has collapsed. The clouds are running down
where the mountain collapsed.

I hope these descriptions helped!

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ARIZONA HALL OF FLAME

This is the order of the letters that you should type in the two columns
running north-south:

COLUMN ONE: J,S,O,L,X,A,M,G,Z,I,R,C,K
COLUMN TWO: E,B,Y,T,P,D,V,H,W,Q,U,N,F

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ARIZONA TOMBSTONE

The tombstone should read:

HERE LIES THE BODY
OF JONATHAN GROUND
WHO WAS LOST AT SEA
AND NEVER FOUND

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ARKANSAS BAYOU BARTHOLOMEW

See the world's longest bayou tours may vary in length
Especially if you get lost

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ARKANSAS GOLDFISH CAPITAL OF THE WORLD

This is a graphical puzzle, and I can not help you. However, I can give you
a hint; the fish moving across the screen help greatly in correctly lining up
the tiles.

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CALIFORNIA SHAKESPEARE AT THE CHEESE FACTORY

The answers are variations of quotes from Shakespeare that have been given a
"cheese" theme

EYE OF NEWT AND TOE OF FROG
WOOL OF BAT AND TONGUE OF DOG
TAIL OF CAT AND WINDS OF BEES
ALL TO MAKE OUR FAMOUS CHEESE

TO BRIE OR NOT TO BRIE THAT IS
THE QUESTION WHETHER SAPSAGO
AND BLEU OR ROMANO FOR YOU OR
JACK AND COLBY OR SARDO FOR ME

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CALIFORNIA DRIVE-THRU TREE

Explination: The clearings between the trees are numbered; the object is to
travel from clearing to clearing in a numerical order from the start at
clearing 1 to the end at clearing 15. To move, click on a tree next to the
clearing the car is in; this will take you to another clearing. Click in the
direction (north, south, east, or west) given below to travel from one
clearing to the next. (For example, clicking east in clearing 1 will move you
to clearing 2, etc.)

A Helpful Compass: ^
N
< W+E >
S
v

1, east. 2, west. 3, east. 4, north. 5, west. 6, south. 7, east. 8, west. 9,
south. 10, east. 11, west. 12, west. 13, south. 14, south.

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COLORADO MINT

Select the buttons in the order indicated by the numbers below.

| Puzzle 1: | Puzzle 2: | Puzzle 3: |
| | | |
| 1, 2, 5, 7, 9 | 2, 4, 6, 7, 9 | 2, 4, 5, 7, 8 |
| word:COLD | word:HARD | word:CASH |

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COLORADO LAZY-U DUDE RANCH

1st Chore: FEED THE LIVESTOCK
2nd Chore: CLEAN THE STABLES
3rd Chore: MEND THE FENCES
4th Chore: BEARS RAID THE GARBAGE
5th Chore: HIKE TO THE BATHROOM
6th Chore: CHOP FIREWOOD
7th Chore: DO THE COOKING
8th Chore: ROUNDUP THE CATTLE
9th Chore: BRAND THE HORSES
10th Chore: CLEAN FISH

THANK YOU FOR VISING
THE LAZY-U DUDE RANCH.
WE HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN
NEXT YEAR. SHEEP
SHEARING STARTS IN JUNE.

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CONNECTICUT GURLEYVILLE GRIST MILL

ANTIPaSTO
EArTHQUAKE
SHAKeSPEARE
MINNOw
GOOBeR

MINt
ANARChY
MOXIe
BUZZArD
KEGLeR

BAyOU
ACCIDeNT
tORIUM

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CONNECTICUT UNITED HOUSE WRECKING COMPANY

1st Group: ROOF, DOORS, WOOD, GLASS, STAIRS
2nd Group: WALLS, FLOOR, BRICKS, MORTAR, BOARDS
3rd Group: STUDS, ATTIC, CELLAR, CEILING, RAILING
4th Group: WINDOWS, FIREPLACE, ATRIUM, DORMER, GABLE
5th Group: EAVES, CUPOLA, STUCCO, SHUTTER, RONTUNDA
6th Group: PARAPET, CORNICE, MOLDING, PLINTH, SHINGLES

Cryptogram: HEY, MACK! GOT A WISEGUY HERE WHO
SAYS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON SYCAMORE
STREET, NOT AVENUE.

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DELAWARE HALL OF RECORDS

Part of this is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it.
The second part, however, I CAN help you with.

1st tire: ND (coNDor, geNDer, laNDau)
2nd tire: AT (flATly, loAThe, chATty)
3rd tire: TH (unTHaw, leTHal, meTHod)
4th tire: MP (poMPon, coMPel, arMPit)
5th tire: MB (woMBat, toMBoy, huMBug)
6th tire: FO (oxFOrd, beFOre, unFOld)

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DELAWARE MUSKRAT SKINNING SHACK

1st word: OX
2nd word: FOX
3rd word: LYNX
4th word: DOGMA
5th word: BEDBUG
6th word: VARMINT
7th word: AARDWOLF

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FLORIDA SPONGE-O-RAMA

Hey, kewl, a cryptograph!

W + HUT | IS | FULL | OFF | HOLES | HAND | YEA! | ?? | HOLE + Ds | WATER

i.e. What Is Full Of Holes And Yet Holds Water

well? a SPONGE, of course!

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FLORIDA SNAKE-A-TORIUM

Group 1: CORAL, MAMBA, BANDY-BANDY, TIGER, COBRA, GABOON VIPER
Group 2: RATTLER, ANACONDA, RIVER JACK, DEATH ADDER, TWO HEADED
Group 3: ROAD GUARDER, YELLOW FACED WHIP, BANDED KRAIT, COTTONMOUTH, MOCCASIN
Group 4: BUSHMASTER, PURPLE GLOSSED, COPPERHEAD, HERALD, KEELBACK
Group 5: PARADISE TREE, CENTIPEDE EATER, CARPET VIPER, BOOMSLANG, MAMUSHI

SNAKE-A-TORIUM MEMORIAL DEDICATED TO THOSE BRAVE
TOURISTS WHO TRIED THEIR HAND AT MILKING SNAKES

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GEORGIA LOVERS' LEAP

The first part of this is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it.
The second part, however, is a crossword puzzle.

J
RICKY U
L L
J G Y I
O A D BARBIE I apologize if this is hard to read.
ISOLDE L T
D E A JOHNNY
CLEOPATRA N A Romeo and JULIET
L H E D N Lucy and RICKY
I I ADONIS C Bonnie and CLYDE
ALLEN E Y Napoleon and JOSEPHINE
A EVE Adam and EVE
H Tristan and ISOLDE
Ken and BARBIE
Dagwood and BLONDIE
Pygmalion and GALATEA
Antony and CLEOPATRA
Venus and ADONIS
Frankie and JOHNNY
Sid and NANCY
Burns and ALLEN
Samson and DELILAH

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GEORGIA BIG PIG JIG

P I G H O E S O W S P A S C H A P S P O R T
A C E O R E T W O P O R K H A R E W V E
W E T G E L Y E N A S E A O V E N I D I O M
T H A T P E A S N N P
E V E N T

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HAWAII PINEAPPLE PLANT (incomplete as of edition 1.0)
._________________________________________.
|W H|Y _|A|R E |T H|E R|E _|S|O |M A|N Y|
|_|~ _| | |_|~|_|_|~__|~__|_ =| |_|~__|~|
|S|A|F E|T Y| |P R|E|C A|U|T|I|O|N S| A|T|
| |=~~|_|___| | |=__ ~| | |__~_ |~~~~= | |
|T H|I S| P I|N E A|P|P|L E |P|L A|N T|?|
`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY
SAFETY PRECAUTIONS AT
THIS PINEAPPLE PLANT?

.____________________________________________.
|B|E C|A|U S|E T|H E| P|I N|E A|P P|L|E S|
|_`~| | |__

BECAUSE THE PINEAPPLES
THEY PROCESS HERE ARE
ACTUALLY HAND GRENADES

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HAWAII LUAU

A word find... I've always hated these, but I have the answers right here for
you.

Horizontal Words: HONEYCREEPER, PINEAPPLETIDBITS, GRASSSKIRT, BEACHTOWEL
Vertical Words: PTOMAINEPOISONING, ANTS, SANDCRABS, OCEANVIEW
Diagonal Words: GECKO, PORTABLEBARBECUE, UKULELE, CHARCOAL, COCONUT,
COCKROACH, PORKCHOPS, SUNBURN
Angeled Words: PALM TREES, SALTWATER, WETBATHINGSUIT, OBNOXIOUSDRUNKS,
TOURGROUP, PLASTICLEI, HAWAIIANPUNCH, PAPERPLATES,
THUNDERLIZARD, VOLCANICERUPTION

examples:

Horizontal: HONEYCREEPER

Vertical: A (ants)
N
T
S

Diagonal: G (gecko)
E
C
K
O

Angled: T (thunderlizard)
H
UNDE
R RD
LIZA

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IDAHO BALANCED ROCK

1st puzzle: TOP SPOT
2nd puzzle: OTTO, ORE HERO, SLATE METALS
3rd puzzle: YREKA BAKERY, REGAL LAGER
4th puzzle: RED ICE CIDER, GIFT FIG, SNACK CANS

1st square: LOP, LOB, ORE, BET, PET
2nd square: ATE, COW, ERE
3rd square: ROCK, IRON, PARE, SLEW
4th square: STANDS, TABOO, ABED, NOD, DO
5th square: TO, RAG, RULE, TALON, COGENT
6th square: TUT, TIMID, HUMDRUM, TIRED, DUD

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IDAHO RIVER OF NO RETURN

Good luck navigating these mazes!

jumble answer: ESCAPE ROUTE

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ILLINOIS ENGINE 2500

Select the buttons in the order indicated by the numbers below.

| Puzzle 1: | Puzzle 2: | Puzzle 3: |
| | | |
| 2, 3, 5, 7, 8 | 1, 3, 6, 7, 9 | 1, 2, 5, 9, 10 |
| word:CHOO | word:CHOO | word:'BOARD! |

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ILLINOIS MAX NORDEEN'S WHEELS MUSEUM

1st tire: RC (foRCed, ciRCle, gaRCon)
2nd tire: EE (whEEls, brEEch, chEEse)
3rd tire: IR (spIRal, thIRst, whIRls)
4th tire: HE (spHEre, adHEre, scHEme)
5th tire: TU (roTUnd, acTUal, suTUre)
6th tire: OB (glOBal, phOBia, goOBer)

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INDIANA DR. TED'S MUSICAL MARVELS

MOO + SICK | HAY + S | CH + ARMS | 2 | SUIT + TH | A | ?? | BREAST

i.e. Music Has Charms To Soothe A Savage Breast

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INDIANA HULMAN 100 AUTO RACE

You will avoid large crowds escape the media and hear race
results five times as fast.

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IOWA BIRDLAND PARK

This is the order of the letters that you should type in the two columns
running north-south:

COLUMN ONE: E,B,N,M,G,C,D,L,O,H,Y,A,R
COLUMN TWO: Q,S,T,I,K,J,V,U,F,P,X,Z,W

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IOWA GRAFFITI NIGHT

1st puzzle: UNDERMINE ANARCHY
2nd puzzle: MY KARMA RAN OVER MY DOGMA
3rd puzzle: DOES THE NAME PAVLOV RING A BELL
4th puzzle: HE WHO HESITATES IS LUNCH CHARLES DARWIN
5th puzzle: REALITY IS USEFUL: IT OCCUPIES THE TIME BETWEEN FANTASIES
6th puzzle: I WISH I DIDN'T KNOW NOW WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW THEN

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KANSAS GARDEN OF EDEN

The first part of this is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it.
The second part, however, I CAN help you with.

select buttons in this order: 4, 1, 7, 6, 8, 5, 3, 2

Phrase: MADAM, I'M ADAM

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KANSAS DODGE CITY

The first part of this is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it.
The second part, however, I CAN help you with.

THERE WAS AN OLD COWBOY OUT
WEST WHO WITH A GUN WAS THE
BEST HE WOULD AIM AND FIRE
HIS GUN FOR HIRE THEN BEAT
ON HIS BULLET PROOF VEST

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KENTUCKY WANDERING WOODS

Good luck navigating this maze!

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KENTUCKY CRAPPIE FISHING

Horizontal Words: BOTTOMFISH, DECOY, LIFEJACKET, SUITCASE, KEYS, CATTAILS,
BATHINGSUIT, PADDLE, STEERINGWHEEL, WALLET, STUFFEDANIMAL,
BEERCAN
Vertical Words: LADIESPURSE, FALSETEETH, ROWBOAT, GLOVE, COMPUTER, TREELIMB,
SNAPPINGTURTLE, CRAPPIE, SUNBLASSES, CEMENTSHOES
Diagonal Words: REVOLVER, CORSET, TRACTORSEAT, ANCHOR, MINNOW, TIRE,
WATERMOCCASIN, CRAWDAD

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LOUISIANA FORT HUMBUG

Hint: All words are expressions of distress, consternation, doubt, or
amazement.

1st Group: RATS, HECK, DARN, EGAD, DANG, DRAT, SHOOT, BLAST, JEEZE, HOGWASH,
FUDGE, SHUCKS, CRIPES
2nd Group: PHOOEY, HUMBUG, HOOEY, BALONEY, POPPYCOCK, RUBBISH, DADBLAMED,
NONSENSE, DADBURNED
3rd Group: GADZOOKS, GOLDARNED, DOGGONED, BALDERDASH, TOMMYROT, HORSEPUCKY,
JEEPERS, FIDDLESTICKS

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LOUISIANA POSSUMS UNLIMITED

The first puzzle is a Simon, and the correct answers vary. Good luck if you
are using a fast computer! You should try Mo'Slo and/or Turbo (found at the
URL at the end of this FAQ.)

select buttons in this order: 2, 6, 4, 1, 3, 5

Phrase: You're just playing possum!

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MAINE HOLY MACKEREL TOURNAMENT

Hint: All answers are types of fish.

1st group: PIKE, TUNA, SOLE, HAKE
2nd group: TROUT, PERCH, SHARK, SMELT, GUPPY
3rd group: SALMON, MINNOW, MARLIN, BELUGA
4th group: HERRING, SARDINE, ANCHOVY, GRUNION, CRAPPIE, GROUPER, DOLPHIN,
HADDOCK, PIRANHA
5th group: STURGEON, PICKEREL, FLOUNDER, STINGRAY, MACKEREL

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MAINE MOXIE FESTIVAL

All of the words in the first puzzle are MOXIE.

select buttons in this order: 2, 5, 7, 8, 10
Answer: PLUCK

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MARYLAND ACCIDENT CITY

Hint: All answers are based on the theme of accidents.

OOPS ACCIDENT CATACLYSM
MISHAP CALAMITY CATASTROPHE
SETBACK DEBACLE SORRY

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MARYLAND SOWSBURY 500 PIG RACES

Unfortunately, I am not currently capable to accurately display the borders
between each of the blocks. However, I have tried to display the information
as accurately as possible.

NOTE
EWE
TEACH
HARM
ASEA
THAN
LYNCH
OLEO
DAMPLY
EMPTIED
INLET
MELLOW
ADOPTED
L WHET
IS

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MASSACHUSETTS WALDEN POND

PONDER THIS: "WHILE MEN BELIEVE IN THE INFINATE SOME PONDS WILL BE THOUGHT TO
BE BOTTOMLESS."

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MASSACHUSETTS PAPER HOUSE

Hint: The answers to these puzzles are all people who have a role in the
construction of a house. Press [ENTER] after solving a puzzle to go onto the
next.

ARCHITECT FRAMER GARDENER
CONTRACTOR GLAZIER INSPECTOR
BUILDER PLUMBER OCCUPANT
CARPENTER ELECTRICIAN

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MICHIGAN RED FLANNEL FACTORY

Horizontal Words: LONGJOHNS, CRINOLINE, NYLONS, DRAWERS, BUSTLE, PANTIES
DICKEY, LOINCLOTH, BOXERSHORTS, MONEYBELT, GIRDLE,
BULLETPROOFVEST, SUPPORTER
Vertical Words: SHOULDERPADS, BRIEFS, BLOOMERS, CHEMISE, STEPINS, LINGERIE,
UNDERPANTS, FLANNELS, SKIVIES, GARTERS
Diagonal Words: TRUSS, CORSET, UNMENTIONABLES, UNIONSUIT, SLIP, UNDIES,
BRASSIERE, FALSIES, GSTRING, HOSE, TIGHTS

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MICHIGAN KITCH-ITI-KIPI SPRING

1st puzzle: 2nd puzzle:

Visitors will thrill sixteen thousand gallons
at the view of large of water per minute
brown trout, strange erupting from the
formations, and the depths of the spring
sight of...

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MINNESOTA TROUT-O-RAMA

Hint: All the answers rhyme! With TROUT, no less! =: ^)

ANSWERS (DOWN)

Boor: LOUT
Loud cry: SHOUT
Brussel ___: SPROUT
Highway: ROUTE
Disease that settles in joints: GOUT
Sauer ___: KRAUT
Big nose: SNOUT
Show contempt: FLOUT
Opposite of in: OUT
Contest or match: BOUT
Sulk: POUT

ANSWERS (ACROSS)

Period without rain: DROUGHT
Course meal: GROUT
To spy on a racehorse: TOUT
Projection on a teapot: SPOUT
Have an uncertain opinion: DOUBT
Approximately: ABOUT
Power or influence: !!**need answer**!!
___-o-rama: TROUT

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MINNESOTA MIXED BONSPIEL

This is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it. It is extremely
difficult due to the picture rescrambling and changing every one to two
minutes.

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MISSISSIPPI CONNELLY'S TAVERN

1st puzzle: 2nd puzzle:
RULES NO MORE MORE RULES NO
THEN FIVE PER DOGS ALLOWED
BED NO BOOTS UPSTAIRS NO
TO BE WORN IN BEER ALLOWED
BED ORGAN IN KITCHEN NO
GRINDERS SLEEP RAZOR GRINDERS
IN WAREHOUSE OR TINKERS
TAKEN IN

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MISSISSIPPI LONGWOOD PLANTATION

The first part of this is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it.
The second part, however, I CAN help you with.

select buttons in this order: 4, 3, 5, 2, 6, 1
Phrase: MOORISH, EGYPTIAN, BYZANTINE

select buttons in this order: 2, 3, 6, 7, 9
Phrase: BIZARRE

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MISSOURI BOWLING HALL OF FAME

1st group: BOWLING ALLEY, RENTED SHOES, KEGLERS, LEAGUE NIGHT
2nd group: GUTTER, FOULED, SPLIT, SLEEPER
3rd group: HANDICAP, SPARE, STRIKE, DOUBLE, TURKEY
4th group: SCRATCH BOWLER, BROOKLYN, THREE HUNDRED GAME, TROPHIES, TOURNAMENT
5th group: SHOWBOAT CASINO

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MISSOURI CORNCOB PIPE FACTORY

Select the buttons in the order indicated by the numbers below.

| Puzzle 1: | Puzzle 2: |
| | |
| 1, 2, 4, 7, 9 | 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 |
| word: COUGH | word:HACK |

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MONTANA TERRITORIAL PRISON

CROOK INMATE PRISONER
FELON JAILBIRD OFFENDER
CONVICT CRIMINAL SCOFFLAW

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MONTANA LAST CHANCE GULTCH

This is actually seven enclosed mazes with "teleportation" points.

Good luck on the maze!

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NEBRASKA TOADSTOOL PARK

TO SEE THESE ROCKS YOUVE COME SO FAR
BUT TAKE OUR ADVICE STAY IN YOUR CAR
FOR CLIMBING MUSHROOMS MAY LOOK LIKE FUN
IT IS WHERE THE RATTLERS SUN

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NEBRASKA MUSEUM OF ROLLER SKATING

R BRA
DISK YOURS
UNTIE EAST
SKATES IRATE
T ISLANDER
OR STILL P
LEAGUE
GLIDE XENON
RITE TIN
UPSET T
B ROT

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NEVADA LIGHTING OF TOWN CHRISTMAS TREE

Horizontal Words: SEASONSGREETINGS, GOODCHEER, FROSTY, FRUITCAKE, PRESENTS,
SCROOGE, WASSAIL, NUTCRACKERSUITE, COMETANDCUPID
Vertical Words: SANTACLAUS, EGGNOG, TINSEL, HOLIDAY
Diagonal Words: CAROLERS, FAMILYGATHERINGS, MISTLETOE, RUDOLPH, YULETIDE,
CHRISTMASCARD, PEACEONEARTH, CANDLES, HOLLY, RIBBON,
SLEIGHRIDE, ORNAMENTS
.___. .___. .______. ._______. .___. ._______. .______.
| D |. | T | .| |. | | | | |BREADS | .| PIES |.
| OR |.| W | | M | | A | | N | | R | | |
| U I || E | | ELEVEN | |C B|~' | I | `~| I |~' | SEVEN |
| G P | L | | L | |A T A | | N | | S | | |
| H . P V | | T | |K E K | | E | | I | | |
| N || I E | | ICES | |E N I| | | .__. | N | |A O L N |
| U | J N | | N | |S N|_. | |____. |E |_| G | | C O I G|
| T | | G | | G | | G | |BROWNIES| |I | | |
| S | | | `| |' | | |BROWNING| |GHT | `| |'
`~~~' `~~~' `~~~~~~' `~~~~~~~' `~~~~~~~~' `~~~~~~~~' `~~~~~~'
.__. .__. .__. .__. .___.___. .___. ._______.
| A| |G | |FI| |VE| | C | | | | | T |
| S|_|N | | CO| |LD | | H | L | | | |M W |
| TEAMI | | | | | O | O | | | | A O|~'
| SIX | | T | | C | G | | | | P |
| T | | H | | O | S | | | |B L |
| A | | I | | L | | |____. | A E |
| R | | N | | A FOUR| | THREE | | R |_
| T | | G | | T | | ORANGE | | S |
| S | | S | |E | |DROPS | | |
`~~~' `~~~' `~~~~~' `~~~~~~~~' `~~~~~~~'
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The first part of this is a graphical puzzle and I cannot help you with it.
The second part of this I CAN help you with.

Phrase: THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE FOR A LAST CHANCE

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NEW HAMPSHIRE THE FLUME

COLUMN ONE: Y,O,E,D,U,G,C,I,H,N,R,F,W
COLUMN TWO: P,V,B,S,A,M,T,X,Q,Z,L,J,K

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NEW HAMPSHIRE PONEMAH BOG

The ___ from the Black Lagoon: CREATURE
Tailess, leaping amphibians: FROGS
Evil spirit or devil: FIEND
To dig out of the earth: EXHUME
Spirit of a dead person: GHOST
Wharf: QUAY
Body of laws of a church: CANON
To make unhappy SADDEN
___ deadly sins: SEVEN
Imaginary creature: MONSTER
Draw off liquid gradually: DRAIN
Without limit: ANY

FEAR HAS MANY EYES AND CAN SEE THINGS UNDERGROUND
CERVANTES FROM DON QUIXOTE

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NEW JERSEY MARGATE ELEPHANT

This is a graphical puzzle and I cannot help you with it.

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NEW JERSEY WILD WEST MUSEUM

FIRST PUZZLE

Horizontal Words: SMOKESIGNAL, PALEFACE, VARMINT, RAWHIDE, TENGALLONHAT,
OUTLAW, WELLSFARGO, SHADYLADY
Vertical Words: BUFFALO, GRUBSTAKE, RUSTLER, SADDLESTORE
Diagonal Words: BOOTHILL, COWBOY, PONYEXPRESS, TINSTAR, POSSE, SALOON,
ANTELOPE, GUNSLINGER, INDIANS, RODEO, SHERRIF (SHERIFF?)
Angled Words: PROSPECTOR, CATTLEDRIVE, MUSTANGRANCH, WAGONTRAIN,
WATERHOLE, DOGGIES

SECOND PUZZLE

Horizontal Words: BOUTIQUE, MALLS, RAPIDTRANSIT, WELLSFARGO, TRENDYBARS,
HUSTLER
Vertical Words: GANGS, ULCERS, MOVIESTAR, CARPHONE
Diagonal Words: CONVERTIBLES, BEACHBUM, SWIMMINGPOOL, SURFER, THEMEPARK,
FREEWAYS, TRAFFIC, BIKINIS, RODEODRIVE
Angeled Words: MUSTANGRANCH, FEDERALEXPRESS, SKATEBOARD, COMMUTERS,
FORESTLAWN, STREETWALKER

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NEW MEXICO BLUE HOLE

The first part of this is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it.
The second part, however, I CAN help you with.

Phrase: EXCUSE ME, DID I SAY "WATER"? I MEANT TO ASK FOR PERRIER

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NEW MEXICO CHLORIDE BLOCK PUZZLES

FIRST PUZZLE: WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO SHOP IN A GHOST TOWN

SECOND PUZZLE: AT A BOOTIQUE THAT SPECIALIZES IN EXORCISE EQUIPMENT

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NEW YORK OZTOWN USA

Good luck navigating this maze!

Hint: This maze is full of HIDDEN WALLS and DOORS.

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NEW YORK CATSKILLS

The first part of this is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it.
The second part, however, I CAN help you with.

1st group: MEOW, SHED, FIGHT, SKULK, SCRATCH, PROWL, ROLL OVER, CATCH MICE,
HOUSE FLEAS
2nd group: CHASE DOGS, SCORN PEOPLE, HAVE KITTENS, CLIMB CURTAINS, SHRED
FURNITURE, USE KITTY LITTER, VOMIT FUR BALLS

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NORTH CAROLINA STONE HOUSE

Hey, another pictogram!

P + POLE | HOOT | L + HIVE | N | S + TOE + N | HOUSES | S + HOOD | KNOT |
TH + ROW | GL + ASSES

i.e. People who live in stone houses should not throw glasses

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NORTH CAROLINE TWEETZIE RAILROAD

This is the order of the letters that you should type in the two columns
running north-south:

COLUMN ONE: D,L,P,G,W,U,B,O,Y,E,H,N,F
COLUMN TWO: T,A,X,K,I,Z,M,R,C,V,J,Q,S

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NORTH DAKOTA U-R NEXT BARBER SHOP

Yet ANOTHER pictogram!

S + HAY + V | HAND | A | HAIR + CUT | TUBA - A + ITS |

i.e. Shave and a haircut two bits

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NORTH DAKOTA ROMAN MEAL PLANT

1st group: ANTIPASTO, PROSCIUTTO WITH MELON, CIOPPINO
2nd group: FETTUCCINE, GARLIC BREAD, PESTO, CHIANTI
3rd group: ZABAGLIONE
4th group: SODIUM BICARBONATE

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OHIO SEA WORLD

Horizontal Words: STARFISH, ATLANTIS, TSUNAMI, OYSTER, SPONGE, PLANKTON,
SEAHORSE, SUBMARINE, SHRIMP, SALMON, WHELK, MANATEE
Vertical Words: TORPEDO, CRAP, FROGMEN, WHALE, MERMAN, SQUID, HADDOCK,
SAILFISH
Diagonal Words: ABALONE, CLAM, PEARLYNATILUS, NEPTUNE, TUNA, SHARK, OCTOPUS,
SUNKENTREASURE

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OHIO RETURN OF THE BUZZARDS TO HINCKLEY

BUZZARD BUZZARD IN THE TREE
I HATE THE WAY YOU STARE AT ME
I WISH YOU GOOD I WISH YOU WELL
I WISH YOU'D FLY STRAIGHT (STARAIGHT?) TO

select buttons in this order: 2, 3, 5, 7, 9
Answer: IOWA

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OKLAHOMA LAMB AND WOOL SHOW

These two are graphical puzzles and I cannot help you with them. However, I
CAN give you a hint. The first picture is of many lambs, the second is of
many SHAVED lambs.

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OKLAHOMA PRAIRIE DOG TOWN

There are no set answers to this puzzle. Sorry.

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OREGON ZIG ZAG

This is pretty simple, but I've drawn a diagram just in case.

*--v *--v *--v *--v
| | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
S^ >--^ >--^ >--^ |
| KEY:
E* v--* v--* v--* |
| | | | | | | | S = start (skiier)
| | | | | | | | E = end (TO LODGE)
^--< ^--< ^--< ^--< >^v< = "This Way" signs
* = tree

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OREGON VORTEX

NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST STOLEN OR VACUUMED
ARTICLES OR PEOPLE

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PENNSYLVANIA MR. ED'S ELEPHANT MUSEUM

select buttons in this order: 2, 3, 5, 1, 4
Phrase: COULD ANYONE MISS A LIFE-SIZE TALKING ELEPHANT?

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PENNSYLVANIA SNAKE HUNT AND RATTLESNAKE SACKING

Phrase: SACK LUNCHES TO GO GUARNTEED SURPRISE IN EVERY ONE

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RHODE ISLAND CLIFF WALK

select buttons in this order: 1, 3, 6, 5, 7, 4, 2
Phrase: CAUTION: POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS IN PLACES

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RHODE ISLAND GREEN ANIMALS TOPIARY GARDENS

This is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it.

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SOUTH CAROLINA GRAND AMERICAN COON HUNT

Horizontal Words: MARMOSET, ARMADILLO, MONGOOSE, MANDRILL, SLOTH, PECCARY,
HEDGEHOG, WEASEL, BEAVER, IBEX, BISON
Vertical Words: MUSKRAT, LEMUR, MOOSE, SHREW, PANDA, RODENT, SKINK,
TERRAPIN, BASILISK, IGUANA, CASSOWARY
Diagonal Words: ANTEATER, WOMBAT, OPOSSUM, HYRAX, GOPHER, BANDICOOT,
RACCOON, MEERKAT, TAPIR, KOALA, MOUFLON

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SOUTH CAROLINA BALLOON BOOGIE

This is a graphical puzzle and I cannot help you with it.

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SOUTH DAKOTA BUFFALO HERD TOURS

WHAT SIGNIFICANT EVENT CAUSED THE LEAD
BUFFALO TO START A STAMPEDE? HE THOUGHT
HE HEARD A DISCOURAGING WORD!

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SOUTH DAKOTA DINOBRATION

Good luck navigating the maze!

Jumble Answers: SPIDER, TURTLE, CROCODILE, COCKROACH, DINOSAUR, PALEONTOLOGIST

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TENNESSEE TRENTON TEAPOTS

select buttons in this order: 2, 3, 5, 7, 9

Answer: [picture displaying "TEA TIME"]

select buttons in this order: 2, 4, 6, 8, 9

Answer: [picture of a teapot and cup]

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TENNESSEE BANANA FESTIVAL

Pictogram!

YEA | WEEP - P | HAY + V | SNOW - S | BAA + IN + A's

i.e. Yes we have no bananas

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TEXAS OLD RIP THE HORNED TOAD

There was a horned frog named Rip
Who went on a very long trip

I HITCHED A RIDE
HE SAID WITH PRIDE

select buttons in this order: 5, 2, 1, 4, 3, 6
Phrase: BY USING MY TONGUE FOR A GRIP!

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TEXAS CACTUSLAND

Just move in the directions given and you should be okay!

RIGHT, RIGHT, LEFT, UP, LEFT, LEFT, UP, RIGHT, RIGHT, DOWN, RIGHT, RIGHT,
UP, UP, RIGHT
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UTAH OLD EPHRAIM'S GRAVE

OLD EPHRAIM WAS A GREAT BIG BEAR
IT TOOK TEN YEARS TO SHOOT HIM
HERE HE LIES AT REST AT LAST
THIS MONUMENT SHOULD SUIT HIM

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UTAH DUGWAY PROVING GROUNDS

The first part of this is a graphical puzzle and I cannot help you with it.
The second part, however, I CAN help you with.

A US ARMY INSTALLATION
COVERING NEARLY NINE
HUNDRED THOUSAND ACRES
OF UTAH DESERT

USED FOR TESTING CHEMICAL
AND TACTICAL WARFARE

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VERMONT MAPLE MUSEUM

COLUMN ONE: C,D,P,Q,S,J,K,T,Y,I,O,B,X
COLUMN TWO: L,Z,A,U,V,G,E,F,W,H,M,R,N

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VERMONT BLANCHE AND BILL'S PANCAKE HOUSE

B A T S A D T F A T S U S A A I S L E
O N E T W O T H E F O U R F L Y S I X I E N
A Y E Y E T T H R E E A U R A L I E E R E S E V E N
E E L T R A P F I V E L E U
E S L E E K E N N U I
Y

Jumble answer: EIGHT IS ENOUGH

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VIRGINIA GREAT PEANUT TOUR

each of the following directions are at an arrow (not just the four-ways)

RIGHT, DOWN, LEFT, DOWN, LEFT, UP, RIGHT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP, LEFT

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VIRGINIA KALEIDOSCOPE FESTIVAL

This is a graphical puzzle and I cannot help you with it.

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WASHINGTON BIG BOTTOM BLAST

No Set Answer

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WASHINGTON TURKEY WALK-OFF

The first part of this is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it.
The second part, however, I CAN help you with.

select buttons in this order: 5, 7, 6, 4, 8, 2, 1, 3
Phrase: KEEP WASHINGTON GREEN

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WEST VIRGINIA BIG UGLY LAKE

IT IS BETTER TO BE BEAUTIFUL THEN TO BE GOOD BUT IT IS BETTER TO BE GOOD THAN
TO BE UGLY

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WEST VIRGINIA PAW PAW TUNNEL

Good luck navigating this maze!

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WISCONSIN GREAT WALL OF CHINA

The first part of this is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it.
The second part, however, I CAN help you with.

1st group: FALL, JOLT, DROP, BUMP, JERK
2nd group: RUIN, BASH, CRUSH, SPLAT, BREAK
3rd group: DITCH, CRASH, SHAKE, SMASH, QUAKE
4th group: BURST, KNOCK, CRACK, FLING, EXPEL
5th group: THROW, PITCH, DERAIL, FUMBLE, PLUNGE
6th group: RATTLE, TUMBLE, JOSTLE CAREEN

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WISCONSIN DEATH'S DOOR

PERISH
A O C GHOST
SUCCUMB O S K
S I R SUTTEE
L C P I L E
PERNICIOUS DECEASE X
X F D E I T P
T E E MURDER O I
DEADLY O E N R
R E H R E
MANSLAUGHTER ENDED
I S R A C E
N A LETHAA M
DEATH K D I
I T I CARCASS
E E CARNAGE V E
D I E
REMAINS

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WYOMING MUD VOLCANO

PIGS WELCOME: ALL OTHER PETS MUST REMAIN IN YOUR VEHICLE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR
STAINS SPOTS OR SPLASHES ON CLOTHES

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WYOMING DEVIL'S TOWER

This is a graphical puzzle and I cannot help you with it.

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FINAL PUZZLE

This is a graphical puzzle and I cannot help you with it.

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APPENDIX A: SOUVENIRS FOR FINAL PUZZLE

Ala. Coondog Memorial: Invisible Dog Leash
Ala. Dismals: Happyface Bolo Tie
Alaska Earthquake Park: Salt and Pepper Shakers
Alaska Iceworm Festival: Buggy Ice Cubes
Az. Tombstone: Cowboy Hat
Az. Hall of Flame: Snowbubble
Ark. Goldfish Capital of the World: Rubber Fish
Ark. Bayou Bartholomew: Can of Bug Spray
Cal. Shakespeare at Cheese Factory: Rubber Rat
Cal. Drive-Thru Tree: Redwood Box
Col. U.S. Mint: Commemorative Coin Purse
Col. Lazy-U Dude Ranch: Spur
Conn. United House Wrecking Co.: T-Shirt
Conn. Gurleyville Grist Mill: Quartz Crystal
Del. Hall of Records: State Sticker
Del. Muskrat Skinning Shack: Muskrat Skinnin Shack
Fla. Snake-A-Torium: Rubber Snake
Fla. Sponge-O-Rama: Commemorative Cup and Saucer
Ga. Big Pig Jig: Cool Shades
Ga. Lover's Leap: Giant Wax Lips
Ha. Pineapple Plant: Hula Girl Doll
Ha. Luau: Pooka Shell Necklace
Ha. Diamondhead: Loud Bermuda Shorts
Id. River of No Return: Sand and Water from Beach
Id. Balanced Rock: Chunk of Boulder
Ill. Max Nordeen's Wheel Museum: Hubcap
Ill. Engine 2500: Turquiose Ring
Ind. Hulman 100 Auto Race: Giant Thumbtack
Ind. Dr. Ted's Musical Marvels: Tom Tom
Ia. Birdland Park: Plastic Flamingo
Ia. Graffiti Night: Giant Pen
Ks. Garden of Eden: Rubber Gorilla
Ks. Dodge City: Miniature Cowboy Hat
Ky. Crappie Fishing: Pennant
Ky. Wandering Woods: Pine Tree Air Freshener
La. Fort Humbug: Scarf
La. Possums Unlimited: Charm Bracelet
Me. Holy Mackeral Tournament: Turtle
Me. Moxie Festival: Commemorative Beer Mug
Md. Accident City: Commemorative Spoon
Md. Sowsbury 500 Pig Races: Tin of Meat By-Products
Mass. Walden Pond: Frisbee
Mass. Paper House: Poster
Mich. Kitch-Iti-Kipi Great Water Spring: Toilet Bowl Ashtray
Mich. Red Flannel Factory: Fuzzy Dice
Minn. Mixed Bonspiel: Chattering Teeth
Miss. Connelly's Tavern: Commemorative Coffee Mug
Miss. Longwood Plantation: Confederate Flag
Mo. Corncob Pipe Factory: Turtle Food
Mo. Bowling Hall of Fame: Coconut
Mont. Last Chance Gulch: Gold Buddha
Mont. Territorial Prison: Handcuffs
Neb. Museum of Roller Skating: Bronzed Baby Show
Neb. Toadstool Park: Firefly Nightlight
Nev. Gateway to Death Valley: Skull Keychain
Nev. Christmas Tree Lighting: Plastic Orange
N.H. Ponemah Bog: Plastic Orchid
N.H. The Flume: Bobbing Bird
N.J. Margate Elephant: Eyeball Keychain
N.J. Wild West City: Oversized Silver Bullet
N.M. Blue Hole: Mini-Outhouse
N.M Chloride: Stuffed Armadillo
N.Y. Oztown U.S.A.: Big Watch
N.Y. The Catskills: Miniature Hotel
N.C. Stone House: Troll Head
N.C. Tweetzie Railroad: Plastic Pinecone
N.D. U-R Next Barber Shop: Baseball Cap
Ohio Sea World: Binoculars
Ohio Return of the Buzzards to Hinckley: Rubber Chicken
Ok. Paririe Dog Town: Plastic Fangs
Ok. Lamb and Wool Show: Antler Head Band
Oregon Vortex: X-Ray Specs
Oregon Zigzag: Slinky
Pa. Mister Ed's Elephant Museum: Thunderegg
Pa. Rattlesnake Hunt: Rubber Worm
R.I. Cliff Walk: Fake Coral
R.I. Green Animals Topiary Garden: Miniature Saw & Log
S.C. Balloon Boogie: Balloon
S.C. Grand American Coon Hunt: Inflatable Palm Tree
S.D. Dinobration: Plastic Dinosaur
Tex. Cactusland: Cactus
Tex. Old Rip the Horned Frog: Fake Lizardskin Purse
Utah Old Ephraim's Grave: Miniature Bear Carving
Va. Great Peanut Tour: Arrow
Wash. Big Bottom Blast: Cowskin Wallet
Wash. Turkey Walk Off: Fake Eagle Feather
W. Va. Big Ugly Lake: Fish Skeleton Earrings
W. Va. Paw Paw Tunnel: Handheld Videogame Machine
Wis. Great Wall of China: Baseball
Wis. Death's Door: Witch Hat
Wyo. Devil's Tower: Voodoo Mask

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APPENDIX B: COPYWRITE INFORMATION

This walkthrough is (c)1999 Colin Snover. The "Are We There Yet" Travel Guide
and Cluebook is (c)1991 Electronic Arts. "Are We There Yet" is (c)1991
Electronic Arts, but has been released under GNU. This walkthrough has been
written EXCLUSIVELY for GameFAQs.com and may not be submitted to any other
sites without permission from Colin Snover OR GameFAQs.com. To report any
errors, typos, et cetera, please e-mail Colin Snover at teevee@crosswinds.net.
This walkthrough is 1,409 lines long and took almost eight hours to complete.
PLEASE do not put anyone else's name on this walkthrough. Thank you. To
obtain a copy of "Are We There Yet?" click to The Depot at
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