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|Farmyard - Saturday |
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West
Open cabinet
Take All
East
Enter Privvy
Read Paper
Tie Rope to Hook
Down
Give Hog-Wild to Pig
Up
SouthWest
Fuck Pig
Kiss Pig
West
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|Barracks - Sunday |
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Wait
Wait
Take All
Wait
Examine Habachi
Wait (Until Steward comes in.. Or try out some other things)
West
West
Give card to Giovanni
Wear Cloak
Get Packet
Examine Packet
Take Bean
East
South
Fill Helmet with water
West
North
North
Read Paper
Plant bean
Pour water on bean
Up
North
Take kindling
South
South
South
East
Put kindling in fireplace
Light kindling with torch
Order float
West
North
Wear earmuffs
Give coin to ponce
Wait
Wait
Talk to Ponce
North
North
Up
Wait
Wait
Wait
Remove Banana
Throw banana into pond
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|Cemetary - Monday |
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Read paper
West
Talk to tree
Pour float on roots
Eat roots. Reply "No" to question
Talk to tree
West
Remove branches
Open door
Down
!Zork flashback! Take box
Open box
Open mail
West
NorthEast
SouthWest
East
Open board with Axe
East
Move rug
Open door
Unlock case
Take beard
Up
Search bones
Down
West
West
Wear beard
Kneel
South
Give mail to dwarf
Show license to dwarf
Remove beard
Southwest (If you no get 20 Zonkmoids, walk around a bit)
West (Play Concentration game until you win)
Northeast
Buy starter rock
SouthWest
Pull lever
Load slingshot
Sit
Press green button
Shoot slingshot at lever
Stand
Get fork
Tie cord to me
Jump
East
East
Up
Drop rock
Up
Push slab
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|Road - Tuesday |
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Read paper
Open book
Give coupon to Bruce
Read menu Pick "Mead Lite"
South
West
Call 1-800-Piss-Off
West
Get in rabbit
Take shrubbery
Climb Rungs
Take berries
NorthWest
Pour Tort-Ease on turtles
East
Give mead to Oaf
Take branch
West
South
Light branch with pitch
North
Melt seal
Take wax
Put wax on key
South
South
East
North
Give wax to Howard
South
West
North
North
Unlock door
Play Wheel of Torture until you win. Never lost, so don't know what happens
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|Entrance - Wednesday |
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Read paper
North
Hurl
Taunt People
Wait
Wait
Make face at boy
Talk to Byron
Wait (Keep waiting until until you're freed)
West
Put apple in pig
Take apron
NorthEast
Shoot lion
Shoot bear
Shoot tiger
SouthWest
East
If guy in stocks, type 'Tickle man'
East
Moon fools (Or sit on Whoopee Cushion)
West
North
West
Put band on viper
Tie cord to Aardvark
Pull shade
Take marble
Stand on board
Take Marble
Take Cord
Take Leech
Take Band
East
Wait for 11:01 (If it's already past that, restore and quit goofing around!)
Wait for 12:01
Wait for 1:01
Throw leech at jugglers
Take gloves
South
Wear gloves
Climb pole
North
North
Give boa to Lily
South
South
West
(Wait until musician shows up)
Give reed to musician
Wear sunglasses
Play game
Enter color of shell.. Blue, Red or Green
East
NorthEast
Give woodcut to barker
SouthWest
South
Weap Apron
Weap Cap
West
(Wait until target is on talons, then 'Shoot at Breast'. May not be right,
since it moves a bit randomly.)
Take Dragon
Take All
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|Pasture - Thursday |
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Read paper
Moon unicorn
Take leaf
Jump
West
Wear robe
Ring bell 10 (If you want to ring others, save your game first)
Ring bell 4
Give paper to girl
Put leaf in hanky
Give hanky to girl
Screw Girl (Enter "Yes" to all 3 questions.(Or "No" for different responses)
Wait 10
North
Get in vat
Wear ring
Wait for 10:01
Give book to girl
Screw girl
Take book
Wait
Wait
Wait
Jump into mouth
Read sign
Wait
SouthWest
Call 1-800-DOMINUS
West
North
South
Talk to Goddess
Wait (Keep waiting until delivery boy shows up)
Pull tail
Light candles with fire
North
Give cake to man
South
Take key
East
South
Give note to Clio
Wait (Until you end up in Morty's office)
Give note to Morty
East (Without doing any other commands. You have to leave whilst Clio is there)
Take costume
North
Take note
South
Give note to Clio
Wait (Keep waiting until you're in the Mortster's office again)
Give note to Morty
East
Take woad
East
East
Turn crank
Take slimewig
West
Give token to man
Put coin in machine
North
Talk to woman
Read list Pick "Setting up Sodom/Gomorrah : Priming the Fountain"
South
South
Give book to man
North
West
North
Northeast
Give bottle to man (Repeat 3 times, or until he leaves)
Take Egg
Southwest
Drop egg
Wear costume
Wear woad
Stand on egg
Eat slimewig (These 7 must be done in order. "Read Book" for further details)
Turn around
Turn around
Squawk
Up
Unlock lock
Take crowbar
Wait
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|Shore - Friday |
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Read paper
Talk to Smirk, Scotty, Bones & Spock
Get on raft
Give berries to Zulu
Wait (Keep waiting until you go through the whirlpool and meet up with Kahn)
NW (Or possibly 'Sit'. I think they both work)
(Ok, to move around, just hit 'I' and then move your raft around with
the cursor keys. Map is as follows : )
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| 1 | Treasure Island | 2 | Lilliput
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| 3 | Monkey Island | 4 | Milligan's Island
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| 5 | Gnoll Island | 6 | Phantasy Island
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(Go to Island #4)
Take umbrella
Wait (Until bottle appears, if it's not there already)
Take bottle
Get book from bottle
Read book
(Connect the dots. If you don't know how, ask your 4 year old nephew to help.)
Put book in bottle
Throw bottle into water
Yell
Wait (Until bottle comes back)
Take bottle
Remove certificate
Sit
(Go to Island #1)
Open gate
(Answer questions. Doesn't seem to matter which ones you pick. But just to be
sure you should have gotten an eyepatch and a bottle of rum.)
Sit
(Go to Island #3)
YooHoo
Give banana to monkey
Take coconut
Sit
(Go to Island #2)
Put umbrella on belt
Put coconut on belt
Pull lever
Put dragon on belt
Sit
(Go to island #5)
Get off raft
East
Put coconut in guillotine
West
Sit
(Go to Island #6)
Put rum in coconut
Put umbrella in coconut
Give drink to Daddoo
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|Black Gate - Saturday |
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Read paper
Put fork in tar
Throw crowbar at bird
Put steak on eye
Cut lightning with cutters
Take candygram
Turn moon with wrench (Which should take you automatically into the tower.)
Turn hourglass
Look in ball
Put eyes in skull
Hoot
IIIVX (This was for XI+XI, it may be different on each game, but I don't think
so. If it is, just reverse the problem (XI+XI becomes IX+IX) and figure out
the answer (in this case it's XVIII). Then enter the answer reversed (IIIVX))
West
West
Take makeup
Open window
East
Wait for 10:31
Put makeup on chain
West
Get on broom (Repeat until your location becomes 'Crawlspace')
Open door
Up
Wait for 11:01
Wait (Chandelier should now fall. If not, restore the game and follow my
directions this time! Heh.)
Give candygram to witch
Take Lorealle
Out
Kiss Lorealle
Screw Lorealle
Blow whistle
Get on duck
-- THE END --
|Farmyard - Saturday |
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West
Open cabinet
Take All
East
Enter Privvy
Read Paper
Tie Rope to Hook
Down
Give Hog-Wild to Pig
Up
SouthWest
Fuck Pig
Kiss Pig
West
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|Barracks - Sunday |
+------------------+
Wait
Wait
Take All
Wait
Examine Habachi
Wait (Until Steward comes in.. Or try out some other things)
West
West
Give card to Giovanni
Wear Cloak
Get Packet
Examine Packet
Take Bean
East
South
Fill Helmet with water
West
North
North
Read Paper
Plant bean
Pour water on bean
Up
North
Take kindling
South
South
South
East
Put kindling in fireplace
Light kindling with torch
Order float
West
North
Wear earmuffs
Give coin to ponce
Wait
Wait
Talk to Ponce
North
North
Up
Wait
Wait
Wait
Remove Banana
Throw banana into pond
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|Cemetary - Monday |
+------------------+
Read paper
West
Talk to tree
Pour float on roots
Eat roots. Reply "No" to question
Talk to tree
West
Remove branches
Open door
Down
!Zork flashback! Take box
Open box
Open mail
West
NorthEast
SouthWest
East
Open board with Axe
East
Move rug
Open door
Unlock case
Take beard
Up
Search bones
Down
West
West
Wear beard
Kneel
South
Give mail to dwarf
Show license to dwarf
Remove beard
Southwest (If you no get 20 Zonkmoids, walk around a bit)
West (Play Concentration game until you win)
Northeast
Buy starter rock
SouthWest
Pull lever
Load slingshot
Sit
Press green button
Shoot slingshot at lever
Stand
Get fork
Tie cord to me
Jump
East
East
Up
Drop rock
Up
Push slab
+---------------+
|Road - Tuesday |
+---------------+
Read paper
Open book
Give coupon to Bruce
Read menu Pick "Mead Lite"
South
West
Call 1-800-Piss-Off
West
Get in rabbit
Take shrubbery
Climb Rungs
Take berries
NorthWest
Pour Tort-Ease on turtles
East
Give mead to Oaf
Take branch
West
South
Light branch with pitch
North
Melt seal
Take wax
Put wax on key
South
South
East
North
Give wax to Howard
South
West
North
North
Unlock door
Play Wheel of Torture until you win. Never lost, so don't know what happens
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|Entrance - Wednesday |
+---------------------+
Read paper
North
Hurl
Taunt People
Wait
Wait
Make face at boy
Talk to Byron
Wait (Keep waiting until until you're freed)
West
Put apple in pig
Take apron
NorthEast
Shoot lion
Shoot bear
Shoot tiger
SouthWest
East
If guy in stocks, type 'Tickle man'
East
Moon fools (Or sit on Whoopee Cushion)
West
North
West
Put band on viper
Tie cord to Aardvark
Pull shade
Take marble
Stand on board
Take Marble
Take Cord
Take Leech
Take Band
East
Wait for 11:01 (If it's already past that, restore and quit goofing around!)
Wait for 12:01
Wait for 1:01
Throw leech at jugglers
Take gloves
South
Wear gloves
Climb pole
North
North
Give boa to Lily
South
South
West
(Wait until musician shows up)
Give reed to musician
Wear sunglasses
Play game
Enter color of shell.. Blue, Red or Green
East
NorthEast
Give woodcut to barker
SouthWest
South
Weap Apron
Weap Cap
West
(Wait until target is on talons, then 'Shoot at Breast'. May not be right,
since it moves a bit randomly.)
Take Dragon
Take All
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|Pasture - Thursday |
+-------------------+
Read paper
Moon unicorn
Take leaf
Jump
West
Wear robe
Ring bell 10 (If you want to ring others, save your game first)
Ring bell 4
Give paper to girl
Put leaf in hanky
Give hanky to girl
Screw Girl (Enter "Yes" to all 3 questions.(Or "No" for different responses)
Wait 10
North
Get in vat
Wear ring
Wait for 10:01
Give book to girl
Screw girl
Take book
Wait
Wait
Wait
Jump into mouth
Read sign
Wait
SouthWest
Call 1-800-DOMINUS
West
North
South
Talk to Goddess
Wait (Keep waiting until delivery boy shows up)
Pull tail
Light candles with fire
North
Give cake to man
South
Take key
East
South
Give note to Clio
Wait (Until you end up in Morty's office)
Give note to Morty
East (Without doing any other commands. You have to leave whilst Clio is there)
Take costume
North
Take note
South
Give note to Clio
Wait (Keep waiting until you're in the Mortster's office again)
Give note to Morty
East
Take woad
East
East
Turn crank
Take slimewig
West
Give token to man
Put coin in machine
North
Talk to woman
Read list Pick "Setting up Sodom/Gomorrah : Priming the Fountain"
South
South
Give book to man
North
West
North
Northeast
Give bottle to man (Repeat 3 times, or until he leaves)
Take Egg
Southwest
Drop egg
Wear costume
Wear woad
Stand on egg
Eat slimewig (These 7 must be done in order. "Read Book" for further details)
Turn around
Turn around
Squawk
Up
Unlock lock
Take crowbar
Wait
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|Shore - Friday |
+---------------+
Read paper
Talk to Smirk, Scotty, Bones & Spock
Get on raft
Give berries to Zulu
Wait (Keep waiting until you go through the whirlpool and meet up with Kahn)
NW (Or possibly 'Sit'. I think they both work)
(Ok, to move around, just hit 'I' and then move your raft around with
the cursor keys. Map is as follows : )
+-----+ +-----+
| 1 | Treasure Island | 2 | Lilliput
+-----+ +-----+
+-----+ +-----+
| 3 | Monkey Island | 4 | Milligan's Island
+-----+ +-----+
+-----+ +-----+
| 5 | Gnoll Island | 6 | Phantasy Island
+-----+ +-----+
(Go to Island #4)
Take umbrella
Wait (Until bottle appears, if it's not there already)
Take bottle
Get book from bottle
Read book
(Connect the dots. If you don't know how, ask your 4 year old nephew to help.)
Put book in bottle
Throw bottle into water
Yell
Wait (Until bottle comes back)
Take bottle
Remove certificate
Sit
(Go to Island #1)
Open gate
(Answer questions. Doesn't seem to matter which ones you pick. But just to be
sure you should have gotten an eyepatch and a bottle of rum.)
Sit
(Go to Island #3)
YooHoo
Give banana to monkey
Take coconut
Sit
(Go to Island #2)
Put umbrella on belt
Put coconut on belt
Pull lever
Put dragon on belt
Sit
(Go to island #5)
Get off raft
East
Put coconut in guillotine
West
Sit
(Go to Island #6)
Put rum in coconut
Put umbrella in coconut
Give drink to Daddoo
+----------------------+
|Black Gate - Saturday |
+----------------------+
Read paper
Put fork in tar
Throw crowbar at bird
Put steak on eye
Cut lightning with cutters
Take candygram
Turn moon with wrench (Which should take you automatically into the tower.)
Turn hourglass
Look in ball
Put eyes in skull
Hoot
IIIVX (This was for XI+XI, it may be different on each game, but I don't think
so. If it is, just reverse the problem (XI+XI becomes IX+IX) and figure out
the answer (in this case it's XVIII). Then enter the answer reversed (IIIVX))
West
West
Take makeup
Open window
East
Wait for 10:31
Put makeup on chain
West
Get on broom (Repeat until your location becomes 'Crawlspace')
Open door
Up
Wait for 11:01
Wait (Chandelier should now fall. If not, restore the game and follow my
directions this time! Heh.)
Give candygram to witch
Take Lorealle
Out
Kiss Lorealle
Screw Lorealle
Blow whistle
Get on duck
-- THE END --