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Pimp My Cart
Reward: 5 Points
Objective: Yo Gabe, we heard you like Heroes so we hung a Hero from your cart so
you can Hero while you Hero.
Wheeee!
Reward: 5 Points
Objective: You thrust your arms in the air during the minecart ride. Souvenir
photo available in the gift shop.
A Job for Life
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You destroyed a man's livelihood and smashed something up while you
were at it. You're a true Hero.
B-B-Q
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: Roast chicken is the best smell in the world. Unless you're a
chicken.
Boom-erang
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You killed a hobbe with his own bomb. ‘Tis the sport to have the
enginer hoist with his own petar.
Five Billion Candle Power
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You burned the Corruption from three creatures with one spell. Time
to break out the factor 40.
Fore!
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You killed three enemies with thrown objects. Down in front!
Great Balls of Fire
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You killed three enemies with one Fireball. Goodness gracious.
Hard Shoulder
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You dealt with a travelling enemy by making it crash and die. Ben Hur
would be proud.
Hobbe Juggler
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You juggled a hobbe. A career in the circus awaits. A pretty odd
circus, admittedly.
I Used to Be an Adventurer
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: Then I took an arrow to the horse. She's all better now, though.
Pest Control
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: Ten stingers in five seconds. How long for the other 600,000?
Return of the Black Knight
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You dismantled a hollow man. It's just a (rotting) flesh-wound!
Roadkill
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You ran down an enemy with your cart. Consider investing in a plough.
Shardly a Problem
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You cast Shards with utmost precision. For your next trick, spear an
apple off Seren's head.
Sparrow
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You purchased five upgrades. Your Journey has begun.
Test Your Medal
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You earned your first Medal in Arcade Mode.
The Whites of Their Eyes
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You got cosy with a balverine. You must have nerves of steel -- and
no working olfactory system.
Toasty
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: Burning through the sky at 200 degrees. That's why they call him Mr.
Pushed-in-the-Lava.
Why the Long Face?
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You healed ten wounds on Seren. If she walked into a bar and bruised
herself, you'd heal that too.
Alas, Poor Nodsy!
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You laid to rest the spirits of a platoon of morons. They're another
dimension's problem now.
Bam!
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: There it is! You killed ten creatures with explosive barrels.
Cartmageddon
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: A good driver keeps their hands on the reins at all times, apart from
when they're killing things.
Chicken Chaser
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You purchased ten upgrades. Your powers are beginning to soar. Soar
like a chicken.
Flail
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You killed 500 enemies. The Grim Reaper loves round numbers.
Footloose
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You rescued Fergus from a spot of Hobbe bother. Your reward? Singing
and beans.
Going Underground
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You made it out of Bladebarrow. Most don't.
Happy Camper
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You tried your hand at all camp activities. Way to go, cowboy.
Heavy Medal
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You earned a Bronze Medal in every Arcade Mode challenge.
In the Palm of Your Hand
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: The power of the gauntlets is now yours, but so is their burden.
Mind over Matter
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: The Temptress is no more. Or was it all just a dream?
Mind Your Manas
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You dished out a veritable smorgasbord of spell power. Delicious.
No Claims Bonus
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You completed The Last Stand without taking any damage.
Off the Chain
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You achieved a kill chain of 40 during Arcade Mode.
Off the Menu
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: The Devourer has been defeated, and Fergus is at rest. There's no
turning back now, Hero.
Reflectology
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You killed 15 enemies with their own attacks. Reflect on your
progress, and feel proud.
Saved by the Sun
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You escaped the Devourer... for now.
Shoo!
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You made it to the barn and saw off the White Balverine (with a
little help from your friends).
The Long Road Home
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You finally caught up with Katlan. It's you who's needed at the front
of the convoy now.
The Open Road
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: Your story has begun, but where will the road lead you?
Trollololol
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You emerged unscathed from a troll fight. Problem?
Fear of Flying
Reward: 30 Points
Objective: You killed 20 enemies in midair. Flying's fine - it's landing that
hurts. Also, the magic spells.
For Every Chest, a Consequence
Reward: 30 Points
Objective: You opened 15 chests. Now on to the greater mystery: Whose stuff have
you been stealing?
Hero
Reward: 30 Points
Objective: You purchased 15 upgrades. Truly, you are a Hero.
If I Only Had a Brain
Reward: 30 Points
Objective: You whiled away the hours, conferring with the flowers. And exploding
scarecrows' heads.
Long Sustained Attacks
Reward: 30 Points
Objective: You fully upgraded one of your spells. You'll be able to bring down
anything now.
Epic Flail
Reward: 40 Points
Objective: 1,000 kills! That's a lot of killing. You should have a lie down. And
a shower.
Pedal to the Medal
Reward: 40 Points
Objective: You earned a Silver Medal in every Arcade Mode challenge.
Medal Gear Solid
Reward: 60 Points
Objective: You earned a Gold Medal in every Arcade Mode challenge.
Don't Stop Believing
Reward: 100 Points
Objective: You have completed your Journey. The Spire is no more, and a new dawn
awaits Albion.
Reward: 5 Points
Objective: Yo Gabe, we heard you like Heroes so we hung a Hero from your cart so
you can Hero while you Hero.
Wheeee!
Reward: 5 Points
Objective: You thrust your arms in the air during the minecart ride. Souvenir
photo available in the gift shop.
A Job for Life
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You destroyed a man's livelihood and smashed something up while you
were at it. You're a true Hero.
B-B-Q
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: Roast chicken is the best smell in the world. Unless you're a
chicken.
Boom-erang
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You killed a hobbe with his own bomb. ‘Tis the sport to have the
enginer hoist with his own petar.
Five Billion Candle Power
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You burned the Corruption from three creatures with one spell. Time
to break out the factor 40.
Fore!
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You killed three enemies with thrown objects. Down in front!
Great Balls of Fire
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You killed three enemies with one Fireball. Goodness gracious.
Hard Shoulder
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You dealt with a travelling enemy by making it crash and die. Ben Hur
would be proud.
Hobbe Juggler
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You juggled a hobbe. A career in the circus awaits. A pretty odd
circus, admittedly.
I Used to Be an Adventurer
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: Then I took an arrow to the horse. She's all better now, though.
Pest Control
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: Ten stingers in five seconds. How long for the other 600,000?
Return of the Black Knight
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You dismantled a hollow man. It's just a (rotting) flesh-wound!
Roadkill
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You ran down an enemy with your cart. Consider investing in a plough.
Shardly a Problem
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You cast Shards with utmost precision. For your next trick, spear an
apple off Seren's head.
Sparrow
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You purchased five upgrades. Your Journey has begun.
Test Your Medal
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You earned your first Medal in Arcade Mode.
The Whites of Their Eyes
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You got cosy with a balverine. You must have nerves of steel -- and
no working olfactory system.
Toasty
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: Burning through the sky at 200 degrees. That's why they call him Mr.
Pushed-in-the-Lava.
Why the Long Face?
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: You healed ten wounds on Seren. If she walked into a bar and bruised
herself, you'd heal that too.
Alas, Poor Nodsy!
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You laid to rest the spirits of a platoon of morons. They're another
dimension's problem now.
Bam!
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: There it is! You killed ten creatures with explosive barrels.
Cartmageddon
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: A good driver keeps their hands on the reins at all times, apart from
when they're killing things.
Chicken Chaser
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You purchased ten upgrades. Your powers are beginning to soar. Soar
like a chicken.
Flail
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You killed 500 enemies. The Grim Reaper loves round numbers.
Footloose
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You rescued Fergus from a spot of Hobbe bother. Your reward? Singing
and beans.
Going Underground
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You made it out of Bladebarrow. Most don't.
Happy Camper
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You tried your hand at all camp activities. Way to go, cowboy.
Heavy Medal
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You earned a Bronze Medal in every Arcade Mode challenge.
In the Palm of Your Hand
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: The power of the gauntlets is now yours, but so is their burden.
Mind over Matter
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: The Temptress is no more. Or was it all just a dream?
Mind Your Manas
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You dished out a veritable smorgasbord of spell power. Delicious.
No Claims Bonus
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You completed The Last Stand without taking any damage.
Off the Chain
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You achieved a kill chain of 40 during Arcade Mode.
Off the Menu
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: The Devourer has been defeated, and Fergus is at rest. There's no
turning back now, Hero.
Reflectology
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You killed 15 enemies with their own attacks. Reflect on your
progress, and feel proud.
Saved by the Sun
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You escaped the Devourer... for now.
Shoo!
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You made it to the barn and saw off the White Balverine (with a
little help from your friends).
The Long Road Home
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You finally caught up with Katlan. It's you who's needed at the front
of the convoy now.
The Open Road
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: Your story has begun, but where will the road lead you?
Trollololol
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: You emerged unscathed from a troll fight. Problem?
Fear of Flying
Reward: 30 Points
Objective: You killed 20 enemies in midair. Flying's fine - it's landing that
hurts. Also, the magic spells.
For Every Chest, a Consequence
Reward: 30 Points
Objective: You opened 15 chests. Now on to the greater mystery: Whose stuff have
you been stealing?
Hero
Reward: 30 Points
Objective: You purchased 15 upgrades. Truly, you are a Hero.
If I Only Had a Brain
Reward: 30 Points
Objective: You whiled away the hours, conferring with the flowers. And exploding
scarecrows' heads.
Long Sustained Attacks
Reward: 30 Points
Objective: You fully upgraded one of your spells. You'll be able to bring down
anything now.
Epic Flail
Reward: 40 Points
Objective: 1,000 kills! That's a lot of killing. You should have a lie down. And
a shower.
Pedal to the Medal
Reward: 40 Points
Objective: You earned a Silver Medal in every Arcade Mode challenge.
Medal Gear Solid
Reward: 60 Points
Objective: You earned a Gold Medal in every Arcade Mode challenge.
Don't Stop Believing
Reward: 100 Points
Objective: You have completed your Journey. The Spire is no more, and a new dawn
awaits Albion.