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(Passionate patti in pursuit of the Pulsating pectorals)
sissor_man
sissor_man@hotmail.com
7/10/00
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THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW
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First off this is an faq about leisure suit larry 3 passionate patti in pursuit
of the pulsating
pectorals (ahhh) this is an faq just like my other larry faq's, it is in a story
form, and after
i tell you how to type it into your computer, though i think it is not as good
as
larry 2, it is
quite funny, like when larry gets buff (but more about that later.) I hope you
enjoy my faq and
find it to your liking, i also have a list of thank you's on the bottom of this
faq and i would
like to apologize if anything in this faq is wrong or mispelled. and one other
thing this faq is
protected under copy right law 1998, Joey Rowland (alright)
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THE GOOD PART OF THE GAME
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There are a few good parts to this game such as half way through you play as a
woman. Now this is
the first game ever to have where you can switch roles, very impressive back
then. And there are
also the same old age questions which can be bypassed by the Ctrl+Alt+X key
combination, (you
just decide your filth level from 1-5) and through the game they have copy
protection questions.
They can be found in your book that came with the game, (to insure you don't
have
a unlegit copy)
But enouph of this on with the faq...
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THE FAQ
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1. A PLEASANT SUPRIZE
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Ah here i am you say to yourself through relaxed words, the nontoonyte vista
point. Its so pretty
here you think to yourself. You smile as you take a look at your plaque. in
memory of our great
hero larry laffer. Finaly you shout, i get respect. You strech your arms as you
walk over to the
only working binoculars. i wonder what kind of views await me here you say to
yourself as you
look through them. ahhhh, woba, woba, woba!!!!! you chant to yourself in
jibberish, you wipe the
sweat from your forehead. feeling guilty you decide it is time to go home to
your
loyal wife who
loves you and trusts you. (o.k. when you start out walk in front of the plaque
and type "LOOK AT
PLAQUE" after you see what you wanted type "EXIT" then go over to the left
binoculars, stand in
front of them and type "USE BINOCULARS" after the nice cartoon, you wipe the
sweat from your face
and you head down.)
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2. AN UNPLEASANT SUPRIZE
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As you make your way home to your lovely wife, bad news invades your ears when
your wife gives
her reasons for divorcing you for a lesbian-amazon-biker-slot machine-repair
woman. Your heart
is broken as you walk off. (o.k. just make it back to your house the fingers
should show you the
way, then just watch the cartoon.)
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3. HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
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As you walk through the jungle hoping to find a resolution for your perdicament,
you take a deep
breath than look around, it is time you think, it is time for the man in leisure
to return. (o.k.
just keep walking right and then the cartoon will take over and youll be back in
your leisure
suit.)
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4. SWINGERS NEED MONEY
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You stop for a second and decide you need some dough, and fast. So you head
home.
When you arrive
your wife is no where to be found, and the mail has not been checked. So you
decide to check it.
hey you say as you rip open your letter, its that credit card i have been
waiting
for. yes you
shout as you put it in your pocket, now its time to buy some love. (o.k. walk
back to your house
when you first are wearing your leisure suit then walk up to your mail box and
type these words
"OPEN MAILBOX" you should open it and it should reveal a letter, type "OPEN
LETTER" and it should
give you a credit card. there you are done continue on.)
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5. ITS OFF TO WORK I GO
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As you walk to work, you stumble over a grandilla stick so you decide to pick it
up and use it as
a walking stick, until you are in front of your workplace, you put the stick
inside your pocket
and take a deep breath, o.k. you think be strong. (o.k. as you are walking to
work follow the
fingers, the sence left of the one where you changed back to the man of leisure
should have a
stick lying on the ground just stand in front of it and type "TAKE STICK", then
keep following
the finger to your workplace.)
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6. WHAT YOUR TELLING ME IM FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!
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[this is your part just walk in and the computer will handle the rest until you
are outside.]
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7. A STROLL ON THE BEACH
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You stand up raising your fist in anger vowing that you will never work for him
again. But now
your are depressed and decide that a nice walk to the beach might help clear
your
thoughts. But
what is this you find a beautifal girl lying on topless on a beach towel, this
is
too good to
be true. (as you are fired make you way to the beach below the spot where the
fountain is and
you should see a woman.)
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8. HELLO MY NAME IS TAWNI
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You walk up to the girl and make eye contact. Man she is pretty you say as you
begin to talk to
her, hello tawni you say. tawni seems unimpressed. Then a thought overtakes your
mind, hey im a
swinger again now i can get any woman with the right kind of cash, here tawni
you
say as you hand
her your credit card with no denial. I want you to have this. Oh thank you she
says to you as she
shows her appretiation. (o.k. walk up to the woman and type "LOOK AT WOMAN" then
when you see her
type "TALK TO WOMAN" and as you talk to her type "GIVE WOMAN CREDIT CARD". and
she should show
her thanks, now you get to keep this knife, when you are done go to the
fountain.)
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9. HOW CAN I WIN HER HEART AGAIN
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You sit by the fountain looking at that dull knife you have in your possesion.
humm you say as
you try to cut yourself but all it does is tickle. hmmmm you throw the knife
down
and start to
play with the stick swinging it like a sword. And than your mind starts to think
about tawni, and
that s.o.b. that disturbed you the first time. Hey wait a minute you jump up,
she
loves souviners
so ill disguise myself as a native and sell her something, if it doesnt win me
tawni i at least
get some money. I can carve this stick but this knife is rather dull hmmmmmmm.
think! you yell at
yourself as you are paceing in front of the hotel steps, you slam the knife down
as sparks fly,
hey thats it, thats how i can get it sharp, you begin sharpening your knife and
when you are
finsihed you carve out a perfect gift for anyone. But now you think I need an
outfit. (o.k. walk
in front of the steps by the hotel and type "SHARPEN KNIFE ON STEPS" then
type "USE KNIFE ON
WOOD" there you have a souviner but now a disguise.)
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10. A PERFECT DISGUISE
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As you sit in the chair in the comedy club listening to this lame comedian, you
begin to think,
hmmmmm, i need a disguise, but what. as you begin to scratch your leg you look
at
it. Ow you say
out loud. blood is not a pretty sight, that dang grass is killer! Hey wait a
minute you say as
you stand up from your chair and race out to where you cut your leg, you take
out
your knife and
cut the grass, perfect you say now if you could just remember your weaving
class,
ah there it is
you say as you begin to weave a perfectly good native outfit, now my plan to win
tawnis heart
back is almost complete. (o.k. this part is as easy as making muffins, all you
do
is walk to
where the chip n' dales is located and stand in the grass, type "CUT GRASS WITH
KNIFE" then when
you cut it type "WEAVE SKIRT", there you go, the comedy hut is where you go if
you want to score
some extra points.)
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11. TIME TO WIN TAWNIS HEART OR HER MONEY
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O.K. time to slip into this disguise you say as you take off your leisure suit
and put on your
skirt. You take out your souviner and walk twords the beach where tawni is.
souviners you yell as
you get tawnis attention. ohhh she says as she doesnt recognize you, how much.
Oh
you say as you
hold the souviner in front of her, about 20 bucks. deal tawni says as she hands
you her last 20.
you hand her the statue, thank you nice doing buisness with you. (o.k. this is
easy all you have
to do is go to the changing stalls by the hotel, get a drink if you want just
stand in front of
the fountain and type "GET DRINK", then go to tawni, the computer should handle
it from here.)
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12. TIME TO SLIP BACK INTO YOUR LEISURE SUIT
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You get a drink and notice a free soap on a rope. thats nice you say out loud as
you pocket it.
you take a deep breath time to change you say as you enter the stall, you put
back on your suit,
and continue on your way thinking of a way to use your new found money. (now go
in front of the
drinking fountain in the scene of the changing stalls and type "GET SOAP ON A
ROPE" then go into
the stall and type "PUT SUIT BACK ON" after a few blocks of text youll be on
your
way.)
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13. DEEP THOUGHT
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You stand on the beach as you put your new towel in your pocket thinking on what
to do, hey you
think, the hotel is where it is happening i heard there was a new show playing
with someone named
cherry tart. Hey thats it you say ill go into the hotel and try to watch the
show. (now go back
to the beach and stand in front of the towel where tawni was lying, lucky towel,
and type "TAKE
TOWEL" then go into the hotel and talk to the martie'd)
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14. HERE IS MY TICKET SIR
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As you show the martie'd your ticket, he looks at his little chart, well sir
uhh,
he held out his
hand, you sit a 20 in it. Yes sir he said as he moves aside, after you. (o.k.
when your in front
of the martie'd type "SHOW TICKET" now this is a copy protection he will want
you
to type in the
number of the ticket in the book. than when it is done, just watch the show,
afterwards you need
to wait by the phone.)
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15. HELLO MY NAME IS CHERRI TART
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As you wait in the waiting room, the beautifal cherri tart comes out of the
locked door and uses
the phone. You take a deep breath as you look at her, uhhh hello cherri you say
i
enjoyed your
show. As you begin to endulge in a conversation with cherri you find out all she
really wants is
some land, and your just the man to do it (o.k. as cherri tart uses the phone
walk in front of
her and type "LOOK AT WOMAN" than type "TALK TO WOMAN" then type "GIVE LAND",
then she tells you
to come back.)
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16. IM HERE TO FILE FOR.....DIVORCE!
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As you enter the building of dewy cheatem and howe you cant help but wonder if
there is something
hidden in that message. nahhhh you say as you talk to the man behind the desk.
Hello you say as
the man looks up. How may i help you the man says through a wide tooth smile. Uh
yes im here to
file for divorce. Oh, just a minute the man says as he picks up the phone, a
couple of seconds
later the man hangs up the phone. Go right on in mr. laffer. thanks you say as
you make your way
to the lawers office. You take a seat on the big black couch, and get right down
to buisness.
Yes you say, im here to file for divorce and i was wondering about the deed. Oh
yes mr. laffer
let me get that for you, ill have my secratary process that. Oh you say as you
exit her office,
that was easier than i tought. You leave the building to take in a couple
minutes
of fresh air,
ahhhhhhh the air smells nice you say as you turn around and enter the building
again. Hey is that
deed ready you ask the man. why yes it is mr. laffer he says as he hands it to
you, have a nice
day. Yea you too you say as you make your way to the casino. (now enter the
lawers building,
stand in front of the desk and type "ASK ABOUT DIVORCE" the man should point you
to the lawers
office, while there type "ASK ABOUT DIVORCE" or something similar, then you
should be by the
secratary, he has not gotten done yet so exit the building than re-enter, stand
in front of him
and type "ASK ABOUT DEED" He will give you the deed, now on to cherri tart.)
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17. CHERRI SHOWS HER THANKS
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As you make your way to the casino you stand in front of cherris door. You
knock,
and after a
short while she answers, have you got the deed larry? Yes you say in extreme
joy,
its right here!
good cherri says as she opens the door and lets you in. (o.k. stand in front of
the door where
cherri came out last time and type "KNOCK ON DOOR" then the computer should
handle it until you
are on stage and than when it asks you what should you do type "DANCE")
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18. THE FINAL DIVORCE CLOSURE
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You hand the 500 dollars over to the secratary, here roger you say. Thank you
roger said as he
points you to suzi's office, and mr. laffer. yea you say as you turn around.
Nice
outfit, hahaha!
Hey you shout i was in a hurry to get this over with, you turn back around as
you
enter suzis
office. Umm you say as you sit down, suzi i uhhh would like to talk about that
divorce. oh yes
mr. laffer she says as she begins to sweat. (o.k. i won't ruin it for you, when
you are by the
phone in the casino dont change back into your leisure suit instead go to the
lawers office, and
pay the 500 dollar fee, just walk up to the man and type "ASK ABOUT DIVORCE",
then type this
"PAY FEE", then he will show you to suzi's office, just type "ASK ABOUT DIVORCE"
and let the
computer handle the rest.)
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19. IM TIRED OF THIS WHERE ARE MY PAPERS
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You leave the office for a little bit of fresh air. man those dumb lawers always
taking up all
the time they need, I better go see if there done. You walk back up to roger and
ask about your
divorce papers, and sure enouph there they are. Finally you shout in joy as you
head back to the
casino again, i can get back into my leisure suit, but what is this you stumble
and drop your
papers, as you pick them up you notice a FAT city card in them you hold on to it
until you can
get back to your suit once and for all. (o.k. after you find out the papers
aren't ready leave
and go back in. Walk up to the man and type "ASK ABOUT PAPERS" he should give
them to you, now go
back to your leisrue suit in the casino backstage and type "PUT LEISURE SUIT ON"
when you get it
on type "LOOK AT PAPERS", you should find a FAT city card.)
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20. TIME TO GET INTO SHAPE
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O.K. you say as you enter fat city. I'm a swinger and all swingers need to be
buff, so ill just
lift a little while. You enter through the left door and find yourself inside a
locker room. hmmm
mm you think to yourself as you look at the card, where is my locker, here it is
you say out loud
as the numbers #69 appear on it. And also some other weird things, you shake
your
head and decide
to just find your locker, o.k. here it is you say now time to open this locker
up. (o.k. when you
enter FAT city go into the left door and into the locker room, look on the back
for your FAT city
card just type "LOOK AT THE CARD" you should see your locker #69, which is the
farthest left
locker, your back should be facing the screen, and your combination are the page
numbers of the
advertisments, such as let me give you an example FAT CITY pg.23, then when your
done type "OPEN
LOCKER")
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21. A BRAND NEW LARRY (PRETTY SOON)
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As you change into your sweats you close and lock your locker, you never know
when theives might
try to steal something from you. You make your way to the weight room to do some
serious lifting.
(o.k. now this is a hard part, when you open your locker, type "TAKE OFF SUIT"
than type "PUT ON
SWEATS", then type "LOCK LOCKER" or something similar to that, double check to
make sure it is
locked, now make your way to the weight room, the hard part is the number of
each
excersize you
do has to do with the speed of your microprossesor, or your pentium, or celeron
or whatever you
call your cpu chip. for example mine is a pentium III, and i had to do 500 and
more of each
excersize, but dont worry on knowing your speed, just keep doing it until a
little block of text
pops up then leave the machine and try to get back on it, you cant, countinue
until you are done
with everyhing and you will be a stud, just stand in front of a machine and
type "USE MACHINE".)
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22. ITS TIME TO CLEAN UP MY IMAGE
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Its time to clean up my image you say as you walk back to your locker and open
it
up, you take
off your sweats and put on your towel. you walk into the shower hoping to come
out a new man.
ahhh you say as you wipe yourself with your only soap on a rope until every last
drop of suds is
gone. you wash a couple seconds longer as you walk out of the shower room, as
you
arive at your
locker you dry off with it, and throw it into your locker, psssssssssst the
spray
can makes as
you apply it to your newly washed skin, you strecth in comfort,now time to go
back in the suit,
hopefully for good. (o.k. walk back to your locker and open it up, take off your
suit and put on
your towel just type "TAKE OFF SUIT" and "PUT ON TOWEL", lock your locker and
walk into the
shower room. type "USE SOAP ON A ROPE" and it should be out of your inventory,
next walk back to
your locker open it and type "USE TOWEL TO DRY OFF" or something similar to it.
next type "USE
DEODARANT", thats better now finnaly type "PUT ON LEISURE SUIT", there you are
done.)
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23. SAY HELLO TO BAMBI
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Ah you say as you explore the northen part of FAT city, feeling like a new man.
Hey you say as
you see one of the most prettiest girls dancing on the stage. You look at her,
and begin to talk,
you soon find out that she is unhappy about her video it ain't going how she
planned, so you step
forward to help. (o.k. as you see bambi type these things in than watch until
the
computer is
done. type "LOOK AT WOMAN" then "TALK TO WOMAN" then "HELP BAMBI", and that
should do it.)
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24. THE DAY IS STILL YOUNG
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A couple hours later you are sitting in your favorite cave next door to the chip
n' dales. you
take some flowers and make a lei out of them, its an old tradition and you like
to practice it
as many times as you can. As you take a deep breath you stand up, hey you say
out
loud, why am
i moping around here when there is action to be had, the casino is still young
with young women!
and so you run off to the casino, a little bit over zealous. (o.k. walk into the
cave next to
the chip n' dales and stand in front of the flowers that are in the sun, and
type "TAKE FLOWERS"
then type "MAKE LEI OUT OF FLOWERS", then head to the bar in the casino.)
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25. HAVE YOU ALWAYS LOVED HER
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As you make your way to the bar you sit on the stool, and see one of the most
prettiest women you
have ever seen, no not like that you counterdict yourslef, not that wise but the
pretty you kept
and shared with kalua, is this love? you shake your head and look at the woman,
you then begin to
speak. Hello lovley lady you do know it is tradition i give you this lei as
peace, dont you? Oh
the woman said as she took it. You begin to move in for the kill, here are my
divorce papers you
say, im free so what do you say? The woman smiles. (o.k. what you do is go to
the
bar and stand
in front of a stool and type "SIT DOWN", then type "LOOK AT WOMAN" then "TALK TO
WOMAN" then
type "GIVE WOMAN LEI", then type "GIVE WOMAN DIVORCE PAPERS".
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26. A NIGHT TO REMEMBER
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You think to yourself, how do i make this night a night to remember,and then you
think of it. Of
course you yell out loud, wine!!! But you are brought back to earth when you
discover you have no
wine. But that has never stopped you before, you try to think of where you seen
some wine. hmmmm,
I know you think to yourself, I seen some at the comedy hut, ill just run down
there and get some
right now. (o.k., you need some wine for your woman right, so go to the comedy
hut and stand in
front of the table, type "TAKE WINE", and then leave.)
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27. GO AND GET HER YOU MAN IN LEISURE YOU
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As you press the call button on the elavator, you wait, and finally after a
while
waiting, you go
inside the elavator. You press button number nine, and you imagin you and patti.
When you arrive
in her room you pour some wine, and one thing leads to another and slam dunk
score!!! (o.k. when
you go to the elavator just stand in front of it and type "PUSH BUTTON" after a
while, you go
into the elavator, when your in it type "GO TO FLOOR 9" or something similar to
it, after you
are in her room "POUR" the wine and let the computer handle it, press F8 if you
want to skip this
long part.)
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28. IM READY TO HUNT MY MAN DOWN (HALFWAY DONE WITH THE GAME)
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As you awake you yawn, I don't want to lose my larry you say to yourself, and
you stand up. you
take the empty wine bottle, with the thought that it will come in handy later.
you walk behind
your dresser and put on your outfit (panties, bra, pantyhose, dress) you finish
getting dressed.
and go down to where you work, you decide to take your tips, in case you need it
later, and a
magic marker, hey its free you think. You continue on your way out of the
casino,
but you turn
right to get a drink, and to fill up your water bottle, hey you say to yourself,
you never know
when a bottle full of water might come in handy. Now time to meet an aquaintance
you think to
yourself as you continue on your journey. (o.k. this is alot for just a little
amount of text,
when you wake up walk over to the tray and type "TAKE WINE BOTTLE", then go
behind your dresser,
and type these things in, in the exact order, "PUT ON PANTIES" "PUT ON
PANTYHOSE" "PUT ON BRA"
and then "PUT ON DRESS", there thats better now head down to the bar, and walk
in
front of the
cup of money and type "TAKE TIPS" then walk in front of the chalk board and
type "TAKE MAGIC
MARKER" there your done for now.)
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29. CHIP N' DALES
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As you stand in front of the martie'd you pay him your tip money and walk inside
the chip n'
dales. you sit in the cair and enjoy the show, but as you begin to talk to the
male stripper for
help, he doesn't offer much, so your on your own, so you get up and leave. (o.k.
your alone no
help no nothing, pay the martie'd by standing in front of him and type "PAY
MONEY" The martie'd
lets you in, than you can watch the show, after wards look at the man and talk
to
him, get a few
good lauphs then leave to the babboon forest.)
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30. INTO THE BAMBOO
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[solving this is very easy, but if it says you get thirsty which it will
type "DRINK WATER" than
continue walking through the jungle of bamboo, here are the directions]
UP,UP,RIGHT,RIGHT,UP,LEFT,UP,RIGHT,UP,UP,UP,LEFT,LEFT,DOWN,LEFT,LEFT,UP,UP,LEFT,UP
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31. THE DANGEROUS CLIFFS OF NONTOONYTE
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As you stumble to the nice crisp cool wet and watery stream you take a handful
of
water and make
a pig of yourself, you cant help it though that bamboo jungle was no winter
land.
You stand up
and shake the fatigue off yourself and begin to walk, woa you say as you almost
fall off a cliff,
I need to get down there but how you say as you sit on a rock, Hey you think as
you rub your
pantyhose. (o.k. now when you get out of the bamboo forest get close to the
stream but dont fall
in, type "GET A DRINK" then when you are full walk up to the rock on the next
screen type "REMOVE
PANTYHOSE" then type "TIE PANTYHOSE TO THE ROCK" then let the computer take over
for a while.)
As you fall you stand up with all your might, now what have i gotten myslef into
you think, as
you look around. A couple of minutes of thinking devises a plan, the marajuana
growing in the
back can be used for a reason other than having fun, it could be used as an
effective rope, and
so you walk over to pick some hemp and make a rope. there you say as you admire
your work, and
the smell. You climb up a tree to get some cocanuts, who knows you may get
hungry
later? As you
climb down the tree you come up with another crazy idea, you throw your rope to
the other side
of the cliff and connect it to the tree you climbed on your side of the land.
Perfect you say
as you test the rope. It is strong but i need something...hmmm...let me think,
ah
i know you say
as you rip a peice of your dress off and use it as a passing harness, i hope
this
works you think
to yourself. (o.k. this is pretty easy stand in front of the pot and type "TAKE
HEMP" and then
type "MAKE ROPE" then stand in front of the tree and type "CLIMB TREE" when you
reach the top,
type "GET COCANUTS", then climb down. then type "THROW YOUR ROPE" and you should
throw it to the
other side then type "RIP DRESS" and you should cross over, there the cliffs are
over.)
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32. HERE PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY
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Oh no you yell out as you jump back before the pig grabs you. You need to think,
uhh i without
any resistance you put your cocanuts in your bra and use it as a dangerous
weapon, BOOOM!!! it
worked, no pig no problem, but you decide not to gloat and head forward. (before
the pig gets to
you type "REMOVE BRA" and then type "PUT COCANUTS IN BAR" then the computer
should take over from
there.)
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33. A GREAT LOG RIDE
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As you stand in front of the great river a log sits floating over in the corner
of your eye, hey
you say i could float across, i mean the impossible has happened so far, so you
walk over to the
log and push it out then you get on top of it, ready for a great log ride. (o.k.
you see the log
go over to it and type "PUSH LOG" and when it gets to where it stops type "GET
ON
LOG" now you
have two choices one press F8 to bypass this just like the love scence between
larry and patti or
two, try to beat it yourself.)
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34. A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL HUH LARRY
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As you talk to your man larry laffer you think it is more important to find a
way
out before you
two reunite, so you sit and think for a minute, hmmmm magic thats it you say the
impossible has
happened so far and this is a video game, so ill use a magic marker to take us
out of here!
Sounds good to me larry says shrugging his shoulders. So you do and boom a
magical door, quick
you yell out to larry as you both jump thorugh it. (o.k. when your in the amazon
cage just type
"USE MAGIC MARKER" and thats it.)
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35. WHERE THE HECK ARE WE
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As you and your man larry laffer fall on your faces you stand up and wonder
where
you are, uhhh i
have no clue larry says as he continues forward, you follow him taking lead,
follow me you say
bravely as larry holds no argument having a woman going first.
wooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa you say
as the gravity suddenly dissapears, quick the switch larry says as you try to
reach for it, maybe
hes right. boom, he is as you two fall face first again on the ice cold stone
concreate (oh)
ground. (o.k. all you have to do is make your way to the right and when you are
by the switch
type "SHUT OFF MACHINE" than head left and enjoy the weird ending to this game.)
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sissor_man
sissor_man@hotmail.com
7/10/00
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THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW
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First off this is an faq about leisure suit larry 3 passionate patti in pursuit
of the pulsating
pectorals (ahhh) this is an faq just like my other larry faq's, it is in a story
form, and after
i tell you how to type it into your computer, though i think it is not as good
as
larry 2, it is
quite funny, like when larry gets buff (but more about that later.) I hope you
enjoy my faq and
find it to your liking, i also have a list of thank you's on the bottom of this
faq and i would
like to apologize if anything in this faq is wrong or mispelled. and one other
thing this faq is
protected under copy right law 1998, Joey Rowland (alright)
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THE GOOD PART OF THE GAME
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There are a few good parts to this game such as half way through you play as a
woman. Now this is
the first game ever to have where you can switch roles, very impressive back
then. And there are
also the same old age questions which can be bypassed by the Ctrl+Alt+X key
combination, (you
just decide your filth level from 1-5) and through the game they have copy
protection questions.
They can be found in your book that came with the game, (to insure you don't
have
a unlegit copy)
But enouph of this on with the faq...
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THE FAQ
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1. A PLEASANT SUPRIZE
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Ah here i am you say to yourself through relaxed words, the nontoonyte vista
point. Its so pretty
here you think to yourself. You smile as you take a look at your plaque. in
memory of our great
hero larry laffer. Finaly you shout, i get respect. You strech your arms as you
walk over to the
only working binoculars. i wonder what kind of views await me here you say to
yourself as you
look through them. ahhhh, woba, woba, woba!!!!! you chant to yourself in
jibberish, you wipe the
sweat from your forehead. feeling guilty you decide it is time to go home to
your
loyal wife who
loves you and trusts you. (o.k. when you start out walk in front of the plaque
and type "LOOK AT
PLAQUE" after you see what you wanted type "EXIT" then go over to the left
binoculars, stand in
front of them and type "USE BINOCULARS" after the nice cartoon, you wipe the
sweat from your face
and you head down.)
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2. AN UNPLEASANT SUPRIZE
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As you make your way home to your lovely wife, bad news invades your ears when
your wife gives
her reasons for divorcing you for a lesbian-amazon-biker-slot machine-repair
woman. Your heart
is broken as you walk off. (o.k. just make it back to your house the fingers
should show you the
way, then just watch the cartoon.)
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3. HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
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As you walk through the jungle hoping to find a resolution for your perdicament,
you take a deep
breath than look around, it is time you think, it is time for the man in leisure
to return. (o.k.
just keep walking right and then the cartoon will take over and youll be back in
your leisure
suit.)
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4. SWINGERS NEED MONEY
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You stop for a second and decide you need some dough, and fast. So you head
home.
When you arrive
your wife is no where to be found, and the mail has not been checked. So you
decide to check it.
hey you say as you rip open your letter, its that credit card i have been
waiting
for. yes you
shout as you put it in your pocket, now its time to buy some love. (o.k. walk
back to your house
when you first are wearing your leisure suit then walk up to your mail box and
type these words
"OPEN MAILBOX" you should open it and it should reveal a letter, type "OPEN
LETTER" and it should
give you a credit card. there you are done continue on.)
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5. ITS OFF TO WORK I GO
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As you walk to work, you stumble over a grandilla stick so you decide to pick it
up and use it as
a walking stick, until you are in front of your workplace, you put the stick
inside your pocket
and take a deep breath, o.k. you think be strong. (o.k. as you are walking to
work follow the
fingers, the sence left of the one where you changed back to the man of leisure
should have a
stick lying on the ground just stand in front of it and type "TAKE STICK", then
keep following
the finger to your workplace.)
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6. WHAT YOUR TELLING ME IM FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!
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[this is your part just walk in and the computer will handle the rest until you
are outside.]
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7. A STROLL ON THE BEACH
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You stand up raising your fist in anger vowing that you will never work for him
again. But now
your are depressed and decide that a nice walk to the beach might help clear
your
thoughts. But
what is this you find a beautifal girl lying on topless on a beach towel, this
is
too good to
be true. (as you are fired make you way to the beach below the spot where the
fountain is and
you should see a woman.)
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8. HELLO MY NAME IS TAWNI
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You walk up to the girl and make eye contact. Man she is pretty you say as you
begin to talk to
her, hello tawni you say. tawni seems unimpressed. Then a thought overtakes your
mind, hey im a
swinger again now i can get any woman with the right kind of cash, here tawni
you
say as you hand
her your credit card with no denial. I want you to have this. Oh thank you she
says to you as she
shows her appretiation. (o.k. walk up to the woman and type "LOOK AT WOMAN" then
when you see her
type "TALK TO WOMAN" and as you talk to her type "GIVE WOMAN CREDIT CARD". and
she should show
her thanks, now you get to keep this knife, when you are done go to the
fountain.)
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9. HOW CAN I WIN HER HEART AGAIN
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You sit by the fountain looking at that dull knife you have in your possesion.
humm you say as
you try to cut yourself but all it does is tickle. hmmmm you throw the knife
down
and start to
play with the stick swinging it like a sword. And than your mind starts to think
about tawni, and
that s.o.b. that disturbed you the first time. Hey wait a minute you jump up,
she
loves souviners
so ill disguise myself as a native and sell her something, if it doesnt win me
tawni i at least
get some money. I can carve this stick but this knife is rather dull hmmmmmmm.
think! you yell at
yourself as you are paceing in front of the hotel steps, you slam the knife down
as sparks fly,
hey thats it, thats how i can get it sharp, you begin sharpening your knife and
when you are
finsihed you carve out a perfect gift for anyone. But now you think I need an
outfit. (o.k. walk
in front of the steps by the hotel and type "SHARPEN KNIFE ON STEPS" then
type "USE KNIFE ON
WOOD" there you have a souviner but now a disguise.)
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10. A PERFECT DISGUISE
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As you sit in the chair in the comedy club listening to this lame comedian, you
begin to think,
hmmmmm, i need a disguise, but what. as you begin to scratch your leg you look
at
it. Ow you say
out loud. blood is not a pretty sight, that dang grass is killer! Hey wait a
minute you say as
you stand up from your chair and race out to where you cut your leg, you take
out
your knife and
cut the grass, perfect you say now if you could just remember your weaving
class,
ah there it is
you say as you begin to weave a perfectly good native outfit, now my plan to win
tawnis heart
back is almost complete. (o.k. this part is as easy as making muffins, all you
do
is walk to
where the chip n' dales is located and stand in the grass, type "CUT GRASS WITH
KNIFE" then when
you cut it type "WEAVE SKIRT", there you go, the comedy hut is where you go if
you want to score
some extra points.)
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11. TIME TO WIN TAWNIS HEART OR HER MONEY
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O.K. time to slip into this disguise you say as you take off your leisure suit
and put on your
skirt. You take out your souviner and walk twords the beach where tawni is.
souviners you yell as
you get tawnis attention. ohhh she says as she doesnt recognize you, how much.
Oh
you say as you
hold the souviner in front of her, about 20 bucks. deal tawni says as she hands
you her last 20.
you hand her the statue, thank you nice doing buisness with you. (o.k. this is
easy all you have
to do is go to the changing stalls by the hotel, get a drink if you want just
stand in front of
the fountain and type "GET DRINK", then go to tawni, the computer should handle
it from here.)
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12. TIME TO SLIP BACK INTO YOUR LEISURE SUIT
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You get a drink and notice a free soap on a rope. thats nice you say out loud as
you pocket it.
you take a deep breath time to change you say as you enter the stall, you put
back on your suit,
and continue on your way thinking of a way to use your new found money. (now go
in front of the
drinking fountain in the scene of the changing stalls and type "GET SOAP ON A
ROPE" then go into
the stall and type "PUT SUIT BACK ON" after a few blocks of text youll be on
your
way.)
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13. DEEP THOUGHT
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You stand on the beach as you put your new towel in your pocket thinking on what
to do, hey you
think, the hotel is where it is happening i heard there was a new show playing
with someone named
cherry tart. Hey thats it you say ill go into the hotel and try to watch the
show. (now go back
to the beach and stand in front of the towel where tawni was lying, lucky towel,
and type "TAKE
TOWEL" then go into the hotel and talk to the martie'd)
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14. HERE IS MY TICKET SIR
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As you show the martie'd your ticket, he looks at his little chart, well sir
uhh,
he held out his
hand, you sit a 20 in it. Yes sir he said as he moves aside, after you. (o.k.
when your in front
of the martie'd type "SHOW TICKET" now this is a copy protection he will want
you
to type in the
number of the ticket in the book. than when it is done, just watch the show,
afterwards you need
to wait by the phone.)
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15. HELLO MY NAME IS CHERRI TART
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As you wait in the waiting room, the beautifal cherri tart comes out of the
locked door and uses
the phone. You take a deep breath as you look at her, uhhh hello cherri you say
i
enjoyed your
show. As you begin to endulge in a conversation with cherri you find out all she
really wants is
some land, and your just the man to do it (o.k. as cherri tart uses the phone
walk in front of
her and type "LOOK AT WOMAN" than type "TALK TO WOMAN" then type "GIVE LAND",
then she tells you
to come back.)
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16. IM HERE TO FILE FOR.....DIVORCE!
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As you enter the building of dewy cheatem and howe you cant help but wonder if
there is something
hidden in that message. nahhhh you say as you talk to the man behind the desk.
Hello you say as
the man looks up. How may i help you the man says through a wide tooth smile. Uh
yes im here to
file for divorce. Oh, just a minute the man says as he picks up the phone, a
couple of seconds
later the man hangs up the phone. Go right on in mr. laffer. thanks you say as
you make your way
to the lawers office. You take a seat on the big black couch, and get right down
to buisness.
Yes you say, im here to file for divorce and i was wondering about the deed. Oh
yes mr. laffer
let me get that for you, ill have my secratary process that. Oh you say as you
exit her office,
that was easier than i tought. You leave the building to take in a couple
minutes
of fresh air,
ahhhhhhh the air smells nice you say as you turn around and enter the building
again. Hey is that
deed ready you ask the man. why yes it is mr. laffer he says as he hands it to
you, have a nice
day. Yea you too you say as you make your way to the casino. (now enter the
lawers building,
stand in front of the desk and type "ASK ABOUT DIVORCE" the man should point you
to the lawers
office, while there type "ASK ABOUT DIVORCE" or something similar, then you
should be by the
secratary, he has not gotten done yet so exit the building than re-enter, stand
in front of him
and type "ASK ABOUT DEED" He will give you the deed, now on to cherri tart.)
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17. CHERRI SHOWS HER THANKS
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As you make your way to the casino you stand in front of cherris door. You
knock,
and after a
short while she answers, have you got the deed larry? Yes you say in extreme
joy,
its right here!
good cherri says as she opens the door and lets you in. (o.k. stand in front of
the door where
cherri came out last time and type "KNOCK ON DOOR" then the computer should
handle it until you
are on stage and than when it asks you what should you do type "DANCE")
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18. THE FINAL DIVORCE CLOSURE
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You hand the 500 dollars over to the secratary, here roger you say. Thank you
roger said as he
points you to suzi's office, and mr. laffer. yea you say as you turn around.
Nice
outfit, hahaha!
Hey you shout i was in a hurry to get this over with, you turn back around as
you
enter suzis
office. Umm you say as you sit down, suzi i uhhh would like to talk about that
divorce. oh yes
mr. laffer she says as she begins to sweat. (o.k. i won't ruin it for you, when
you are by the
phone in the casino dont change back into your leisure suit instead go to the
lawers office, and
pay the 500 dollar fee, just walk up to the man and type "ASK ABOUT DIVORCE",
then type this
"PAY FEE", then he will show you to suzi's office, just type "ASK ABOUT DIVORCE"
and let the
computer handle the rest.)
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19. IM TIRED OF THIS WHERE ARE MY PAPERS
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You leave the office for a little bit of fresh air. man those dumb lawers always
taking up all
the time they need, I better go see if there done. You walk back up to roger and
ask about your
divorce papers, and sure enouph there they are. Finally you shout in joy as you
head back to the
casino again, i can get back into my leisure suit, but what is this you stumble
and drop your
papers, as you pick them up you notice a FAT city card in them you hold on to it
until you can
get back to your suit once and for all. (o.k. after you find out the papers
aren't ready leave
and go back in. Walk up to the man and type "ASK ABOUT PAPERS" he should give
them to you, now go
back to your leisrue suit in the casino backstage and type "PUT LEISURE SUIT ON"
when you get it
on type "LOOK AT PAPERS", you should find a FAT city card.)
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20. TIME TO GET INTO SHAPE
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O.K. you say as you enter fat city. I'm a swinger and all swingers need to be
buff, so ill just
lift a little while. You enter through the left door and find yourself inside a
locker room. hmmm
mm you think to yourself as you look at the card, where is my locker, here it is
you say out loud
as the numbers #69 appear on it. And also some other weird things, you shake
your
head and decide
to just find your locker, o.k. here it is you say now time to open this locker
up. (o.k. when you
enter FAT city go into the left door and into the locker room, look on the back
for your FAT city
card just type "LOOK AT THE CARD" you should see your locker #69, which is the
farthest left
locker, your back should be facing the screen, and your combination are the page
numbers of the
advertisments, such as let me give you an example FAT CITY pg.23, then when your
done type "OPEN
LOCKER")
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21. A BRAND NEW LARRY (PRETTY SOON)
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As you change into your sweats you close and lock your locker, you never know
when theives might
try to steal something from you. You make your way to the weight room to do some
serious lifting.
(o.k. now this is a hard part, when you open your locker, type "TAKE OFF SUIT"
than type "PUT ON
SWEATS", then type "LOCK LOCKER" or something similar to that, double check to
make sure it is
locked, now make your way to the weight room, the hard part is the number of
each
excersize you
do has to do with the speed of your microprossesor, or your pentium, or celeron
or whatever you
call your cpu chip. for example mine is a pentium III, and i had to do 500 and
more of each
excersize, but dont worry on knowing your speed, just keep doing it until a
little block of text
pops up then leave the machine and try to get back on it, you cant, countinue
until you are done
with everyhing and you will be a stud, just stand in front of a machine and
type "USE MACHINE".)
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22. ITS TIME TO CLEAN UP MY IMAGE
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Its time to clean up my image you say as you walk back to your locker and open
it
up, you take
off your sweats and put on your towel. you walk into the shower hoping to come
out a new man.
ahhh you say as you wipe yourself with your only soap on a rope until every last
drop of suds is
gone. you wash a couple seconds longer as you walk out of the shower room, as
you
arive at your
locker you dry off with it, and throw it into your locker, psssssssssst the
spray
can makes as
you apply it to your newly washed skin, you strecth in comfort,now time to go
back in the suit,
hopefully for good. (o.k. walk back to your locker and open it up, take off your
suit and put on
your towel just type "TAKE OFF SUIT" and "PUT ON TOWEL", lock your locker and
walk into the
shower room. type "USE SOAP ON A ROPE" and it should be out of your inventory,
next walk back to
your locker open it and type "USE TOWEL TO DRY OFF" or something similar to it.
next type "USE
DEODARANT", thats better now finnaly type "PUT ON LEISURE SUIT", there you are
done.)
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23. SAY HELLO TO BAMBI
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Ah you say as you explore the northen part of FAT city, feeling like a new man.
Hey you say as
you see one of the most prettiest girls dancing on the stage. You look at her,
and begin to talk,
you soon find out that she is unhappy about her video it ain't going how she
planned, so you step
forward to help. (o.k. as you see bambi type these things in than watch until
the
computer is
done. type "LOOK AT WOMAN" then "TALK TO WOMAN" then "HELP BAMBI", and that
should do it.)
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24. THE DAY IS STILL YOUNG
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A couple hours later you are sitting in your favorite cave next door to the chip
n' dales. you
take some flowers and make a lei out of them, its an old tradition and you like
to practice it
as many times as you can. As you take a deep breath you stand up, hey you say
out
loud, why am
i moping around here when there is action to be had, the casino is still young
with young women!
and so you run off to the casino, a little bit over zealous. (o.k. walk into the
cave next to
the chip n' dales and stand in front of the flowers that are in the sun, and
type "TAKE FLOWERS"
then type "MAKE LEI OUT OF FLOWERS", then head to the bar in the casino.)
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25. HAVE YOU ALWAYS LOVED HER
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As you make your way to the bar you sit on the stool, and see one of the most
prettiest women you
have ever seen, no not like that you counterdict yourslef, not that wise but the
pretty you kept
and shared with kalua, is this love? you shake your head and look at the woman,
you then begin to
speak. Hello lovley lady you do know it is tradition i give you this lei as
peace, dont you? Oh
the woman said as she took it. You begin to move in for the kill, here are my
divorce papers you
say, im free so what do you say? The woman smiles. (o.k. what you do is go to
the
bar and stand
in front of a stool and type "SIT DOWN", then type "LOOK AT WOMAN" then "TALK TO
WOMAN" then
type "GIVE WOMAN LEI", then type "GIVE WOMAN DIVORCE PAPERS".
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26. A NIGHT TO REMEMBER
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You think to yourself, how do i make this night a night to remember,and then you
think of it. Of
course you yell out loud, wine!!! But you are brought back to earth when you
discover you have no
wine. But that has never stopped you before, you try to think of where you seen
some wine. hmmmm,
I know you think to yourself, I seen some at the comedy hut, ill just run down
there and get some
right now. (o.k., you need some wine for your woman right, so go to the comedy
hut and stand in
front of the table, type "TAKE WINE", and then leave.)
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27. GO AND GET HER YOU MAN IN LEISURE YOU
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As you press the call button on the elavator, you wait, and finally after a
while
waiting, you go
inside the elavator. You press button number nine, and you imagin you and patti.
When you arrive
in her room you pour some wine, and one thing leads to another and slam dunk
score!!! (o.k. when
you go to the elavator just stand in front of it and type "PUSH BUTTON" after a
while, you go
into the elavator, when your in it type "GO TO FLOOR 9" or something similar to
it, after you
are in her room "POUR" the wine and let the computer handle it, press F8 if you
want to skip this
long part.)
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28. IM READY TO HUNT MY MAN DOWN (HALFWAY DONE WITH THE GAME)
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As you awake you yawn, I don't want to lose my larry you say to yourself, and
you stand up. you
take the empty wine bottle, with the thought that it will come in handy later.
you walk behind
your dresser and put on your outfit (panties, bra, pantyhose, dress) you finish
getting dressed.
and go down to where you work, you decide to take your tips, in case you need it
later, and a
magic marker, hey its free you think. You continue on your way out of the
casino,
but you turn
right to get a drink, and to fill up your water bottle, hey you say to yourself,
you never know
when a bottle full of water might come in handy. Now time to meet an aquaintance
you think to
yourself as you continue on your journey. (o.k. this is alot for just a little
amount of text,
when you wake up walk over to the tray and type "TAKE WINE BOTTLE", then go
behind your dresser,
and type these things in, in the exact order, "PUT ON PANTIES" "PUT ON
PANTYHOSE" "PUT ON BRA"
and then "PUT ON DRESS", there thats better now head down to the bar, and walk
in
front of the
cup of money and type "TAKE TIPS" then walk in front of the chalk board and
type "TAKE MAGIC
MARKER" there your done for now.)
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29. CHIP N' DALES
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As you stand in front of the martie'd you pay him your tip money and walk inside
the chip n'
dales. you sit in the cair and enjoy the show, but as you begin to talk to the
male stripper for
help, he doesn't offer much, so your on your own, so you get up and leave. (o.k.
your alone no
help no nothing, pay the martie'd by standing in front of him and type "PAY
MONEY" The martie'd
lets you in, than you can watch the show, after wards look at the man and talk
to
him, get a few
good lauphs then leave to the babboon forest.)
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30. INTO THE BAMBOO
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[solving this is very easy, but if it says you get thirsty which it will
type "DRINK WATER" than
continue walking through the jungle of bamboo, here are the directions]
UP,UP,RIGHT,RIGHT,UP,LEFT,UP,RIGHT,UP,UP,UP,LEFT,LEFT,DOWN,LEFT,LEFT,UP,UP,LEFT,UP
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31. THE DANGEROUS CLIFFS OF NONTOONYTE
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As you stumble to the nice crisp cool wet and watery stream you take a handful
of
water and make
a pig of yourself, you cant help it though that bamboo jungle was no winter
land.
You stand up
and shake the fatigue off yourself and begin to walk, woa you say as you almost
fall off a cliff,
I need to get down there but how you say as you sit on a rock, Hey you think as
you rub your
pantyhose. (o.k. now when you get out of the bamboo forest get close to the
stream but dont fall
in, type "GET A DRINK" then when you are full walk up to the rock on the next
screen type "REMOVE
PANTYHOSE" then type "TIE PANTYHOSE TO THE ROCK" then let the computer take over
for a while.)
As you fall you stand up with all your might, now what have i gotten myslef into
you think, as
you look around. A couple of minutes of thinking devises a plan, the marajuana
growing in the
back can be used for a reason other than having fun, it could be used as an
effective rope, and
so you walk over to pick some hemp and make a rope. there you say as you admire
your work, and
the smell. You climb up a tree to get some cocanuts, who knows you may get
hungry
later? As you
climb down the tree you come up with another crazy idea, you throw your rope to
the other side
of the cliff and connect it to the tree you climbed on your side of the land.
Perfect you say
as you test the rope. It is strong but i need something...hmmm...let me think,
ah
i know you say
as you rip a peice of your dress off and use it as a passing harness, i hope
this
works you think
to yourself. (o.k. this is pretty easy stand in front of the pot and type "TAKE
HEMP" and then
type "MAKE ROPE" then stand in front of the tree and type "CLIMB TREE" when you
reach the top,
type "GET COCANUTS", then climb down. then type "THROW YOUR ROPE" and you should
throw it to the
other side then type "RIP DRESS" and you should cross over, there the cliffs are
over.)
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32. HERE PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY
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Oh no you yell out as you jump back before the pig grabs you. You need to think,
uhh i without
any resistance you put your cocanuts in your bra and use it as a dangerous
weapon, BOOOM!!! it
worked, no pig no problem, but you decide not to gloat and head forward. (before
the pig gets to
you type "REMOVE BRA" and then type "PUT COCANUTS IN BAR" then the computer
should take over from
there.)
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33. A GREAT LOG RIDE
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As you stand in front of the great river a log sits floating over in the corner
of your eye, hey
you say i could float across, i mean the impossible has happened so far, so you
walk over to the
log and push it out then you get on top of it, ready for a great log ride. (o.k.
you see the log
go over to it and type "PUSH LOG" and when it gets to where it stops type "GET
ON
LOG" now you
have two choices one press F8 to bypass this just like the love scence between
larry and patti or
two, try to beat it yourself.)
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34. A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL HUH LARRY
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As you talk to your man larry laffer you think it is more important to find a
way
out before you
two reunite, so you sit and think for a minute, hmmmm magic thats it you say the
impossible has
happened so far and this is a video game, so ill use a magic marker to take us
out of here!
Sounds good to me larry says shrugging his shoulders. So you do and boom a
magical door, quick
you yell out to larry as you both jump thorugh it. (o.k. when your in the amazon
cage just type
"USE MAGIC MARKER" and thats it.)
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35. WHERE THE HECK ARE WE
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As you and your man larry laffer fall on your faces you stand up and wonder
where
you are, uhhh i
have no clue larry says as he continues forward, you follow him taking lead,
follow me you say
bravely as larry holds no argument having a woman going first.
wooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa you say
as the gravity suddenly dissapears, quick the switch larry says as you try to
reach for it, maybe
hes right. boom, he is as you two fall face first again on the ice cold stone
concreate (oh)
ground. (o.k. all you have to do is make your way to the right and when you are
by the switch
type "SHUT OFF MACHINE" than head left and enjoy the weird ending to this game.)
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