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This walkthrough was personally made by Catz (catz@freedomnet.com) and
he is to be blamed for all mistakes, spelling errors, and all the such.
Anyone can download this and put it on their web page, provided I at
least get credit for writing the damn thing. This walkthrough is the
first one on the net (so far), and only gives you about 994 points, and
finding all 32 Where's Dildo's? The other dildo's are there, I just
overlooked them. Please excuse errors on this walkthrough, as it was
made very quickly. This walkthrough will be revised on a web format,
with pictures and diagrams and crap. Any ideas and the such should go to
catz@freedomnet.com
Beginning Tips
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I have personally found that turning on "Closed Captioning" by choosing
the "Game" menu from the top pull-down menus, and selecting the bottom
option, "Closed Captioning", or by pressing Ctrl-T helps a LOT. Typed
sentences may contain clues by capitalizing key words, but you don't
hear any emphasis on the word when the narrator says it.
You can't die, or become trapped for any reason at all. Therefore, try
ANYTHING you like, without fear of consequences.
Love for Sail! Is a game of exploration. So don't miss anything! Look at
each new scene carefully. Click on anything that causes your cursor to
highlight. Try all the menu choices. Talk to everyone you see. Take
notes. Remember what they say, as it may come in handy later as
something to talk about with one of your new friends.
Things change during the course of the game. New characters may appear.
Keep looking around.
Think creatively. When you get "stuck", leave and explore other areas.
You never know where you might find just what you need. Above all,
relax, let your imagination run wild, and have fun!
Complete Walkthrough
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La Costa Lotta
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In the beginning, you and Shamara are finishing up what you both started
in Leisure Suit Larry VI. After a bit, she suggests doing something new.
So, she shackles your hands to the headboard with "Sisters of Steel"
brand handcuffs. You might think this kinky new fantasy might be nice,
but it doesn't last long. As soon as you're shackled, she takes your
wallet and leaves the hotel room, but not without stuffing her cigarette
in your mouth first. Of course, you don't smoke, so you do the stupidest
thing possible: spit out the cigarette on the bed, and catch the bed
sheet on fire. The first thing you want to do, is take the Lil' Hair
Weave Kit on the dresser to the right of Larry. Then, take the Vice
Grips from the dresser to the left of Larry. Access your inventory, by
pressing Ctrl-I, or right clicking anywhere, and choosing "Inventory".
Left click once on the Lil' Hair Weave Kit, and choose "Open". Then,
left click on the Vice Grips, and choose "Use" and choose "Needle". This
bends the needle for you, in a zig-zag shape, perfect for picking locks.
As soon as Larry calms down, and stays still, left click on the
handcuffs on his hand, and choose Use. Choose to use the bent needle in
the handcuffs. This gets you out of the burning bed, thankfully, but
gets you in a dead end, with the fire inching closer to you,
unthankfully. The Fire Chief tells you to jump. No problem, right? Only
because you're on the fortieth floor, that shouldn't make any
difference. However, there's a tiny problem; a glass sliding door. Did I
mention the fire heated the frame, so that you can't open it, either?
Didn't think so. Well, looks like you're going to have to break it with
something. The lamp is too heavy for you to live (20 pounds is waaay too
heavy for Larry) and the chair crumbles as you smash it against the
door. Guess we'll have to try some Larry-force. Left click on the glass
sliding door, and choose "Other..." Type in "Break", and you'll throw
yourself through the glass door, painfully, might I add. You make it to
the balcony, which is where you find a small picture of a cruise ship,
which you pocket. Then, the moment of truth comes: you have to leap
forty floors to your safety, or to your death. Pretty fun, eh?
Unfortunately, Larry doesn't have a choice, because the force of the
explosion pushes him off the balcony. He DOES land on the net, however.
And then he proceeds to bounce off numerous things on, and off screen,
landing on a nice, soft, cactus. "Leisure Suit Larry, you've just leapt
from the 40th floor of a burning building! What are you going to do
next?" Take a cruise, of course!
The PMS Bouncy (Boarding the ship and first activities)
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Larry arrives at the docks, and meets the beautiful Captain Thygh, and
gets slapped within the first two sentences he utters. He boards the
ship, and is then given his room keycard by the purser, but of course,
there was a problem with his original room, and he's been moved to a
much BIGGER room. (If you've played previous Leisure Suit Larry games,
you know what to expect). Anyway, just look around the main lobby a bit,
and soon, an announcement comes on, to anyway wishing to hump the
Captain for the next week, they should report to the Lounge. Well,
needless to say, you run straight for the Lounge first. After you get
the announcement, right click anywhere on the screen, and choose "Map".
This gives you a map of the ship, and if you hold your cursor over an
area, and the area gets highlighted, you can travel to that area. In the
lower right, it shows you a screenshot of the room you'd enter if you
click on that area. Look at the second to the top floor of the ship, and
hold your cursor over the red area in the middle of the deck. It shows
in the lower right corner, that it is the "Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge".
This is exactly where you want to go. Click on the red area, and you get
"magically" transported there. Peter the Purser explains the TMT (Thygh
Man Trophy) contest. After he is done talking, feel free to look around,
and look at the cannons, or chests. You want to pay special attention to
the left row of chests, about 3 chests back. You should see a speck of
red and white striped, something. Go ahead and click on it. Welcome to
"Where's Dildo?", which is a fun game making fun of "Where's Waldo?".
Just find 32 of these little suckers, and you get something special. 1
down, 31 to go. After you're done with that, click on the door at the
bottom of the stage, to leave the lounge. This leads you out to a top
deck. As you might notice by sight and hearing, in the lower right, you
see a flashing "1" picture. This tells you to whip out your "CyberSniff
2000"! Find the number 1 square on your CyberSniff 2000, and scratch it
lightly. Then, sniff the number 1 square. Get a big old whiff of sea
air. It's just like you're there. You can examine the many interesting
topiaries that the PMS Bouncy has on exhibit. Hidden in the "Where's
Dildo" topiary, you should see another Where's Dildo?. Go ahead and
click him. 2 down, 30 to go. Go ahead and move your cursor to the far
left, until you get a left arrow icon. Click, and go left. Here, you can
see a fire hose case, and you probably see a fat woman pirate, too. (If
not, don't worry, you'll see her soon enough!) Go ahead and click on the
fire hose case, and choose "Open". Then, click on the fire hose itself,
and take it. Also, click the Where's Dildo? that's near the beaver
topiary's rear. (This was added later, so has an out of order number, 32
down, 0 to go)If you see the pirate woman, click on her, and choose
Talk. Now, you see a menu of options that you can click on, and Larry
will discuss that topic with Peggy. Choose "Your Name", and you tell her
you can tell where she got her name from, and she returns your friendly
ice breakers with a half dozen expletives. After you have chosen all the
options, you should have learned a couple things. One, mixing KZ Sexual
Lubricant, and Deodorant will cause an explosion. Two, Peggy swears an
awful lot. Now, if you like, you can choose "Other.." from the
conversation menu, and you get to choose the topic. Type in "Captain" to
get a colorful description of Captain Thygh. After you've heard enough,
choose Goodbye. Continue on your way left. Now, do you see the sneaky
Where's Dildo? in this screen? Well, he's behind the sheep topiary pot.
3 down, 29 to go. Go ahead and look at the topiary sheep, and take some
kumquats. You'll be glad you did later. (Although from the particular
kumquats you picked, the sheep isn't too happy). Now, you see another
character in this screen. Go ahead and talk to him. His name is Rod. His
job is entertaining the non-existent children on this cruise. And I must
say, he's doing a bang-up job. Talk to him again, and he'll make you a
balloon animal. Keep talking, and he'll make you a huge range of
different balloon animals. (Yeah, right). At this time, bring up your
inventory, and let's take a look at what we have. You can left click on
any item, and look at it, and see what it is. Look at your TMT Card, and
you see what competitions you have to participate in. The competitions
are: Poop Deck Horseshoes, Craps Tournament, Tail Deck Bowling,
LoveMaster 2000, Captain's Cook-Off, and Best-Dressed Man. Oh yeah,
you'll have no problem with this. Sheesh Larry, good luck...you're gonna
need it.
The LoveMaster 2000 Contest
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Get the ship map on screen, and look at the available rooms, until you
get to "Library". Go there. By the grandfather clock, is yet another
Where's Dildo?. 4 down, 28 to go. Feel free to look at all the different
books in the bookcases. After you're done, go right. Here, you meet
Victorian Principles. A submissive librarian with an extreme
nymphomaniacal, darker side of her, hidden away. You consider it your
job to release that inner beast. Go ahead and talk with her. From the
topics, you learn that she dislikes "spicy" literature, but you're sure
she would love it, if she was just exposed to some. In this
conversation, "Other..." as the topic is very important. No matter what
you type, she turns around to her computer, and doesn't see you for
about 10 seconds. Go ahead and take the mucilage in front of the pile of
books. That's all you can do in here for now, so split. Say goodbye to
her, and go south. Now, take a look at the champagne waterfall. Right
next to it, is a column, and peeking out of it, is a little Where's
Dildo?. Go ahead and let him loose. 5 down, 27 to go. Our next stop is
the Clothing Optional Pool, so whip out your ship map, and click on the
pool. In the changing cabana, you can see people come and go, and
there's a little Where's Dildo? in the bushes toward the left. 6 down,
26 to go. Continue on your way right, and you'll be stopped by Dick.
Apparantely, you can't wear you're leisure suit out in the sun, for fear
of igniting. You can understand that, so you get a loaner bathing suit.
And what a normal looking bathing suit it is. At least you can have a
towel to cover it up. When you get past Dick, the CyberSniff 2000 shows
a 2. So, grab your sheet, and scratch and sniff number 2. It's suntan
lotion! Well anyway, this nude woman on a chaise lounge gets sunscreen
in her eyes, and asks for a towel, groping blindly in the air. Sure
enough, you walk right in the path, and your cover is shot, and your
bathing suit shown. How humiliating. Well, anyway, you get in a
conversation with this woman, and learn her name is Drew Baringmore.
Talk to her on all the options, and learn quite a few things. One, Drew
has had her cabin boy lock up her clothes in a place where she can never
get them. Two, a Gigantic Erection is a cocktail, that takes an awful
long time to prepare. Three, the book you want for Victorian, "The
Erotic Adventures of Hercules", is in Drew's hands, and she's not done
with it. Also, on your way out, take a look at "Peoples" magazine to
learn about the Juggs. Well, it's about time you checked out your new
digs, so go ahead and get out your ship map, and choose Cabin 0. The
first thing you should notice is the Where's Dildo? directly in front of
you, behind the bucket. 7 down, 25 to go. The second thing you should
notice, is the CyberSniff 2000 flashing the number 6. Take a big ol'
whiff of number 6 on your card, and you should smell a dank pit like
smell. Feel free to look around, sleep on the cot. Also, check out the
toilet pipe, and unclog it by taking out the can of Silicone Lubricant.
Also, on the opposite side of the toilet, is some nice toilet paper. Go
ahead and take it. Go back to the clothing optional pool, and go left,
to Drew's deck. Dick will stop you again, but in a couple sentences,
you've got your elephant, and ready for action. Talk to Drew, and ask
her about her book again. She'll give it to you this time. Great,
something to give Victorian! Go on back to the library, and prepare to
swap some books. Once you've gotten the talking bar up, choose "Other.."
and then type anything you want. This will make Vicki turn around, and
type on the computer for 10 seconds. Now, take your time, you can make
Vicki turn and type as much as you want, so you have tons of chances to
do this. First off, take the book with the yellow cover. It's the top
book on the stack. Once you have it in your inventory, go in your
inventory, and click on it. Choose Remove Jacket. Then, click on the
book jacket, and use it with the dirty book. Now you have the dirty book
with the Prudish And Proud cover. Exit your inventory, and click the
book stack, and use it with the Erotic book with the Prudish cover. Now,
you're all set. Whip out your map, and go back to your cabin. Now,
hiding beside the toilet is another Where's Dildo?. Go ahead and click
him. 8 down, 24 to go. Now, whip out your map again, and choose the
Sexual Prowess competition area. It's in the purple rectangle of blocks.
Where's Dildo? time again! This time he's sticking out of the fourth
booth. Click him. 9 down, 23 to go. Now, the CyberSniff 2000 also tells
you smell a very strong number 7 smell. Take a little sniff, and it
smells like fish. Go figure. Next, click on the lips on the left wall,
and use your TMT card in the lips/cardreader. Next, watch poor Larry's
attempt to win. You gotta feel sorry for the guy. On your way out, push
the green button beside the fourth booth. After you're done in there,
take out the map, and take another walk to your cabin. You should notice
another Where's Dildo? hiding out behind the pipes in the lower left
hand corner. 10 down, 22 to go. Vicki should be just about done now, so
go ahead and use your map to travel to the library. You should notice a
change in music, telling you what to expect up ahead. You'll also notice
a bigger Where's Dildo? on the screen towards the right, behind the
pineapple. 11 down, 21 to go. Well, might as well talk to the new,
improved Vicki. After you ask about the weather, it'll turn her on so
much, that she actually has sex with you. (Not having her glasses on
made you look a lot better) Well, having absolutely no clothes, you try
to make it to your cabin without being noticed. However, an old lady
sees you just as you near your room. So much for secrecy. As you get
dressed in your room, you should notice that since you've "interacted"
with Vicki, there is now a bitmap saved in your LSL7 directory called
"vicky.bmp". I suggest you take a look at it. Well, after that
experience, you just can't wait for more. Get your ship map out, and go
to the Library, again. Now, finish your conversation with Victorian.
After asking about Sex, Larry challenges Vicki to prove that she's the
most sexually- competent person on the ship. He tells her to take his
scorecard, and beat the LoveMaster 2000. Well, needless to say, she
passes with flying colors. You didn't win the bet, but you got a record
high score on the LoveMaster 2000. One competition down.
The Best Dressed Man Contest
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Now that you're done with the LoveMaster, onto the Best Dressed
Competition. Get out the ship map, and choose the Best Dressed
Competition area, in the purple rectangle of blocks. Aww, isn't that
cute? A Where's Dildo? right next to the computer, beside you. Pick him
up. 12 down, 20 to go. Now, let's see you blow this contest out of the
water. Unzip the mannequin's fly (Yes, I'm serious) and discover the
cleverly hidden cardreader. Wow, record high score, right? I mean, isn't
two just a wonderful score? Ok, looks like you need to cheat on this
contest as well. Take out your map, and travel to Captain Queeg's
Ballroom. Since the main doors are open, go on through. Now, besides the
nude swimmers at the top, you should notice a Where's Dildo? on stage.
Go ahead and punch him with the mouse cursor. 13 down, 19 to go. There
are also two other dildos hiding behind the chair, and and next to the
statue. (Skipping ahead cause these dildos were added after, 30 down, 2
to go, and 31 down, 1 to go.) Now, talk to the woman behind the drawing
table. You find out she's the infamous Jamie Lee Coitus. By talking to
her, you learn that Calvin Klone pirated her spring line, and sold it as
his. It's obvious she needs your help. Click "Other..." and type in
leisure suits. All right! Now she'll show leisure suits, and then retro
will be in again, and you can win the contest! But where will you get a
bunch of polyester from? I'll tell you where. Pop up your map, and click
on the El Replicant Sculpture Garden. Wow. A really big David made of
playing cards, and an almost finished Venus de Milo of casino dice. If
you look carefully beside David's foot, you can see another Where's
Dildo?. 14 down, 18 to go. You gotta some of these dice as a souvenir.
Click on Venus' foot, and her big toe, and take a couple souvenir dice.
Next, go down, and you're back in the main room. You should see yet
another Where's Dildo? beside the giant books at the entrance leading to
the library. 15 down, 17 to go. After you've clicked him, move right,
back into the Sculpture Garden. The sculptor is gone, and you can climb
the ladder of the scaffolding to the Venus O' Dice. Check out Bob Bitt's
toolbox. On the top is a very handy screwdriver. Go ahead and pocket it.
Go to your map again, and this time, head for the Employees Only area.
It's close to the Sculpture Garden. On it, you see the many faces of
past TMT contest winners, and a big picture of Captain Thygh herself, in
a bathing suit. And also, you might notice a big security door with a
bunch of testing equipment to gain access to. And of course, there are
those lasers in front of you. Well, Larry Laffer was never one to back
away from a challenge. Since you can't die, just walk right up to the
security door, ignoring those large painful weapons that pop out of
everywhere as you pass the lasers. Click on the security door, and
choose "Other..." and type in "Push". I guess someone left it open just
enough for you to get in. Once you get inside, you can see a little
Where's Dildo? hiding behind one of the chairs to the right. Click him.
16 down, 16 to go. Now, go ahead and check out the counter. There you
can take a tube of KZ Sexual Lubricant, beside the coffee maker; and a
jackpot preventer jumper wire above the microwave and the shaved dice
bowl. Take both of these items, and check out the view of Captain Thygh
on the fridge (naked), and the wall (barely clothed), and also check out
the lockers on the wall. Also, read the message board until it repeats
itself for some points. After you've taken in all the scenery, take out
your map, and go to the top of the ship; the bridge. The first thing you
see, is a ladder, so you might as well climb it. This takes you up to
the sails, take a look at them, and you find out they are made of 100%
pure polyester. Now if you could only raise the sails. There's gotta be
controls in the bridge, right? Climb down the pole, and go into the
bridge. Aww, you see another Where's Dildo? in there. 17 down, 15 to go.
Well, the controls you want to access are there, but there's a big
killer dog guarding them. Hmm, nothing we can do about him now. Go back
outside, and; wait! That control box under the life preserver looks like
it could be the controls that we couldn't get to inside! Take out your
trusty screwdriver, and unscrew the cover. Hmm, the speaker fuse, and
the sail fuse. Since there are so many announcements, let's rig it up so
that the sails raise every time an announcement is made. You are truly a
genius, Larry. Take out your jumper wire, and use it on either of the
fuses. Things should happen now. Ok, climb back up the ladder, and wait
for an announcement. Wow, you actually made it work! All right! Now if
you only had something to cut it with. Looks like you need to take a
trip to the dining room, Larry. That's the most logical place that a
knife would be found. Take out the map, and go to The Heaving Ho'. First
you thing you notice is the wonderful ice carving of Captain Thygh,
which looks very realistic. Go ahead and lick it. Scanning the room, you
also see the door at the far side of the room, with various signs
reading "18 and older Only!" "Closed to the Public!" and other various
messages. Holding your ear up to the door and listening, you hear that
they seem to be having a great time! You want in, but the door is
locked. Oh well. As you continue to scan the dining room, you see a nice
big bowl of bean dip. You just can't resist. Go ahead and eat some.
Oopsies! Looks like the dip gave us a problem. Go ahead and click
yourself, and find out you have a new option, "Fart". Try it out. Uh oh!
CyberSniff 2000 time!! And no matter how much you don't want to, scratch
number 5 on your card, and take a huge whiff. It's like you were just
beside Larry. Well, looks like on the buffet table near the middle, at
the bottom is your friend, Where's Dildo?. Go ahead and kick him off the
table. 18 down, 14 to go. Next, you see the meat carver, at the right.
Go ahead and talk to him. He'll give you a nice serving of s'Pork, that
great stuff. Talk to him again, and you get even more s'Pork! All right!
The good news is, he's gone, and you can take whatever you want. And
that's the last you'll ever see of Wang. He never comes back. Well, that
strange hanging meat has certainly caught your eye. And one of them is
striped! Click on it, and you find out it's your good buddy, Where's
Dildo?. 19 down, 13 to go. Also, that knife is just what you were
looking for, so pocket it. And that heat lamp looks nice too, so take
the heat bulb. Now, you're all ready for the sails again. Using your
map, head back to the bridge, and climb the ladder. If the sails aren't
up, wait for an announcement. When they're up, climb on the pole, and
use the knife to cut some polyster. And, of course, shortly after there
is an announcement, and the sails come down; with you in them.
Ironically enough, that's the last announcement of the evening, and you
spend all night in a sail. Morning comes, and the morning announcement
is made, and the sails go up, and you fall down on the bridge. Ouch.
Well, at least you have the cloth. Go back to Captain Queeg's Ballroom,
and talk to Jamie Lee. Use the polyster on her. Well, you end up
naked...again. This time you know you can get back to your room unseen.
Well, that's what you thought, until Peggy showed up. Ech. Well, Larry,
Jamie Lee had to leave you something at the Ballroom, right? Go on back.
Ah, a note! It tells you to meet Jamie backstage. All right!!! Get on
backstage, and prepare yourself. Well, you end up ONstage, but you make
the best of it, and start showing off your fashion. Well, I think they
loved it, after all, they ripped your suit to shreds. Okay, once again,
you stumble back to your room with nothing on, and know you aren't going
to meet anyone on the way. Instead, you meet a reporter from Inside
Edition. Oh well. Now that you've "interacted" with Jamie Lee, a bitmap
has been saved in your LSL7 directory, called "jamielee.bmp". I suggest
you take a look at it. You won't regret it. Well, now that the "Larry"
fashion is in, go back to the Best Dressed contest, and take another
stab at it. All right, a win! Congrats! Two contests down.
The Craps Tournament
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Ok, you feel like gambling now, right? Get out your map, and go to the
Pair O' Dice Casino. What do you see on the blackjack seats below? Why,
it's Where's Dildo?! 20 down, 12 to go. Well, it looks like you can't
even lose at craps, because the table is too full. But, you did notice
how the people reacted to your "problem" with the bean dip. Maybe it'll
work here. Go back to the dining room, eat some bean dip, and come back
to the casino. Then, go ahead and fart. Sure, it's socially
unacceptable, but now the craps table is empty! Talk to the "Croupier",
and get a feel for his attitude. Then, go ahead, and play. And lose,
too. Hmm, it looks like those souvenir dice with the glue would help
right now. Nuts! Looks like Jacques won't let you use those dice. Use
the souvenir dice with the toilet paper, to get the new, improved
completely illegal, but Jacques doesn't know, dice. Now that you got
your shaved dice, nothing can stop you. Bet again, and once Jacques
gives you the casino dice, use your shaved dice on the table instead.
Once you start winning, a woman named Dewmi Moore (Nice name, eh?) takes
notice of you, and offers you a game of Strip Liar's Dice. You accept,
of course, (The game has the word "strip" in it) and you go to her
cabin. The rules are relatively easy, you can view them by clicking on
"How to Play". It takes a lot of saving, and restoring, but you'll win.
The first few times you win, she pays for new dice by paying up some
money, but after she runs out of money, things start getting
interesting. After your fifth win, she starts taking off clothes. First
to go are the shoes, then her blouse, then her skirt, and then she buys
a die from the excess money she made off the skirt. After that, she
takes off an earring, and then the other earring. Then, off the excess
money she made off both earrings, she buys another die. After that,
things start getting serious. She then takes off her panties, but after
that, she doesn't buy any more die, she waits until all her die are
gone, so you have to win 5 more times. Then, she starts taking off her
bra, when she offers you a drink to loosen up. You decline at first, but
then accept. And just as she's taking off her bra, you slip into this
deep dream like phycadelic sex-oriented state of mind, with 60's music
playing in the background. She's drugged ya! Well, you wake up naked, in
her pool, and once again have to walk to your room. Once again, someone
sees you, this time a nun. Egads! Once you're dressed, I suggest you
save your game, load up a picture viewer, and view "dewmi.bmp" in your
LSL7 directory. It'll be worth the time and effort. And then, you get
the announcement that you won the craps tournament. Good job! Three
contests down.
Poop Deck Horseshoes
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After your encounter with Dewmi, go back to her room using your map. On
the table near the left wall, you see what she drugged you with:
Orgasmic Powder! Well, no big deal. Now to win that Cook Off. First
stop, go back to the Promenade Deck, and talk to Peggy. Talk to her
about a Cabin Boy, and then the break room. And if you looked at the
lockers, and tried to open them, then tell her about the lockers, and
she'll give you the locker to look in. If not, go back and try to open
the lockers. Go back to the lockers, and open the second one from the
left, on the bottom row. Then, go back to Peggy and ask her the
combonation. She tells you the combo, 38-24-36. Go back to the lockers
and punch it in. And you get smashed by the locker bay. Go in, and talk
to Xqwzts, and talk to him about the dirty pictures. Then ask how he did
it, and finally buy the pictures from him. Next, get out of Xqwzts's
room. Then, go to the main room, with the waterfall of champagne a.k.a.
Das Grande Atriumo. Talk to Peter the Purser about everything. Then, use
the white courtesy phone on the column next to the main desk. Call
pranks. Then, walk away from the phone, and look at the roofs above you.
On the second one, is your good pal and mine, Where's Dildo? Get him. 21
down, 11 to go. Then, go back to the Promenade Deck, and ask Peggy about
Xqwzts. You find out that Xqwzts wants a passport very badly. Go to the
purser again, and ask him about obtaining your passport. You find out
you need a Photo I.D. Well, we got our dirty pictures, we got mucilage,
and we got a keycard. Put the mucilage on the dirty pictures, and paste
them on the keycard. Bingo! Our Photo I.D. Show it to the Purser to get
your passport, and then go back to Xqwzts. Show him the passport, and he
runs off with it. But, he leaves his custodial key. Go ahead and take
it. You've just gained access to three new areas. Now, let's take a look
at the credits, to thank the wonderful people who made this game. Go to
the pull down menus at the top, choose Help, and choose About... Wow!!
Look!! It's Where's Dildo?! 22 down, 10 to go. Now, go ahead and thank
each member of the Larry team. After you're done, get out your map and
go to the Ballroom. Read the note that Jamie Lee left you. Oh well,
Larry. Things will get better. Now, let's go to your room again. Try to
flush your toilet, and learn it's out of water. No problem! Hook up your
fire hose to the water pipe behind the staircase, and flush the toilet
again. There we go! Now, head on over to the Poop Deck. Talk to those
large-breasted woman in the hot tub. So these are the Juggs we read
about. From talking to them, you'll learn that by mixing Spandex,
Silicone Lubricant, and heat, you get a nice little chemical reaction
that'll provide some neat effects with the Juggs. Maybe you should try
that out? Now, go on to the Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge, and head
southeast. You'll run into a bar. Talk to the bartender, and order some
Lime Juice. While he's making it, check out the Where's Dildo? near the
west side of the window. 23 down, 9 to go. After he's done with your
lime juice, order a Gigantic Erection, like Drew did. He'll tell you
it'll take a while. Now, when he's gone, exit the bar, and go into the
room to the left of the bar window. This is the Juggs' dressing room.
Hmm, your silicone lubricant looks a lot like the deodorant on their
dressing table. Make a swap. And now you have KZ Lubricant, and
Deodorant, you can make a nice little show. And can you see the little
Where's Dildo? behind those hay stacks? 24 down, 8 to go. Also, you can
check out their Karaoke system as well. Don't forget to push the red
button next to the records on your way out! Leave the dressing room, and
notice that the lighting system has come down! Take a look at the lamp,
take out the current bulb, and replace it with the heat lamp bulb. That
should do it! Now, order another Gigantic Erection, go back in the
dressing room, and hit the button again to raise the lighting trusses.
And one of the times you go in the dressing room, if you're lucky, you
just might see the Juggs in there. And believe me, it's something you
want to see. Leave, and go anywhere, and prompty return to the lounge.
You should see the Juggs performance, and I must say, it's pretty damn
good. You get to even take part in it! After you're wonderful
experience, you once again leave for your room exposed. And a bunch of
Japanese photographers are there to greet you. At this point, open
juggs.bmp in your LSL7 directory. You'll be glad you did! Once again,
leave for the Lounge, and go up on stage via the new stairway to the
right. Grab those chase lights on stage, and head left. Grab the remote
on the switchboard, and play with Mr. Karaoke, if you like. Once you've
gotten everything, get your map out, and go to the horseshoes
competition. Do you see Where's Dildo? to the right of the champagne
waterfall on the opposite court? 25 down, 7 to go. Now, take your TMT
Scorecard, and shove it up the Centaur's ass. No, I'm not joking. You
get some spiffy horseshoes. Now play, and lose. Then, take out your card
from the horse's ass, and go to the Sculpture Garden. Climb the ladder
of the Venus O' Dice, and wrap the Battery Powered Chase Lights on the
spike. That oughtta fix your losing streak at horseshoes, as soon as you
turn on the belt. That spike is the horseshoe spike from the above deck,
if you hadn't noticed. Head back to the horseshoe area, stuff your card
in the cardreader in the horse, and turn on the remote. Now, play some
horseshoes and win! Take your keycard, and listen to the wonderful
announcement of you winning yet another competition. Four contests down.
Tail Deck Bowling
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Ok, go to the bowling competition, and let's see how well you do at
this. Well, look what's hiding behind that little rhino butt! It's
Where's Dildo?! 26 down, 6 to go. Insert your TMT scorecard in between
the walrus teeth, and get your bowling ball. Now, play, and...lose. Oh
well. Go back to the Employees Only lounge, and go into Xqwzts's room.
Now, using your screwdriver, open up the vent, and crawl in. Ah, looks
like you're behind the door of that locked room in the dining room! Aha!
Well, just jump right in! Click on yourself (you're near the right wall,
kinda at the top), and click Undress. Well, that was certainly
interesting. Again, you trudge to your room naked, and Peter gets ya
this time. Eep! While you walk down the stairs, you notice the woman in
black at the Dessert Eating, is sitting on your bed. You both get into a
discussion, and the Larry and the woman completely misunderstand one
another. She gives him a "sample" of what to expect, and also drops her
hanky. Once you get dressed, pick up the hankie, and go to the dining
room, and go up, into the dessert eating room. Take a look around, sniff
the CyberSniff 2000, and take a look at the chair in the lower left
corner of the table. You smell the same perfume that you had smelled
previously on that woman in black, and you find a life insurance policy
under the chair. Now to find out who this woman is. Take a look at the
policy, read it, and find out who she is. Now, go to Peter Purser, and
ask him about her. Hmm, no luck. Go to the white courtesy phone, and
call Boning a couple times. Once you've called him twice, talk to Peter
again, and ask him about your account. When he's gone, look at his
phone, and push the red LND button to find out Annette Boning's cabin
number. Now, to pay her a visit. Go to her cabin, and open the door.
Now, you're in the dark with a bed, and a person in the bed who appears
to be Annette. Hop in! Well, you learn a whole lot of crap, including
you were "boning" Mr. Boning! Yipes! A whole lot of mass
miscommunication happens between Annette and Larry, and he winds up
naked going to his room again. This time he couldn't care less if
someone saw him, but then a little girl and her mommy come. Eek, again!
Once you get dressed, take a look at annette.bmp, it's pretty good!
Well, you don't give up easy, so head back to the Boning cabin, ring the
doorbell, and talk to Mrs. Boning. Well, Ms. now. Give her the life
insurance, and she'll give ya half a billion dollars in stock. But you
wanted to get laid! Oh well, now at least you can win the bowling
competition. How, might you ask? Simple. Whip out Mr. Ship Map, and
choose to go to the Aft Hold. Use the custodial key in the handle. So
this is where they make bowling pins, eh? I bet you could win the
contest using that cool little deodorant-on-the-KZ-jelly-things-go-boom
trick. Open up the bowling pin hopper that's right next to you, and
spray your deodorant on the pins. Now, go in your inventory, and put the
KZ jelly on the hanky you got from Annette. Go back to the bowling
alleys, and insert your keycard in the walrus teeth, take your ball, and
use it with the treated hanky. Now, bowl, and win! All right, that was
quite a show! And now you've won the bowling. 5 contests down.
Captain's Cook Off
-----------------------
Get out your map, and travel to the kitchen. Can you see Where's Dildo?
in the meats? 27 down, 5 to go. Go ahead and take the fish in newspaper
on the center table, and the pot and salt on the southwest table. Also,
use the CaviarMaster 2000 on the west table. Then, read the magazine you
just got. It tells you a neat little recipe you can make yourself. All
you need is beaver milk, lime juice, salt, mold, and kumquats. You have
3 out of 5 things, the others shouldn't be that hard to get. Using your
map, go to the Lower Aft Hold, and use the key in the door. Now, click
on any beaver, and choose Other, and type in milk. What a show! And now
you have beaver milk! Next, go to the library, and read the books they
have. The two books you really wanna read are the electromagnetism one,
and the Fokker one. The Fokker one is on the right shelf, near the
middle-top, the electromagnetism is on the left shelf, near the bottom.
Next, travel to the Forward Hold. Use the key in the handle, and check
out the Where's Dildo? hidden behind some luggage to your left. 28 down,
4 to go. Now, all you need is mold. Go to the Captain's Quarters, and
take a look at the scoreboard. Sheesh, you're close! Only one more
contest to go. Knock on the Captain's room, and you get a little taste
of what it's like to be a TMT winner. Go on back to the Optional
Clothing Pool, and look at the bush to the right. Do I see a little
Where's Dildo?? 29 down, 3 to go. (The next to last 2 are found in the
ballroom, see above to see where to get them, so you end up with 31 of
32 dildos) Now, go back and talk to Drew, and get her to go to your
cabin. After she tells you that she has no clothes, and her suitcase is
locked up, go into the Forward Hold, and Drew's suitcase will be thrown
at you. Get the suitcase, and travel back to Drew. Tell her about the
suitcase, and she'll go to your cabin. However, she takes a shower, and
never comes out. But there's something you can do to get her to come
out. Flush the toilet, and listen to her screams. Well, it didn't work
out as you expected, you thought she could take a little joke. Now, you
might wanna check out drew.bmp, you'll like it. Leave your cabin, and
come back, and mold should have grown in the safety shower. Take some.
Now, travel to the lounge, and if you listen to the Clinton jokes a
while, you'll get 5 points. Now, travel to the kitchen, and use the milk
with the CyberCheese 2000. Now, you've got some Beaver cheese. Use the
kumquats with the cheese, and you'll whip up some quiche. Also, click on
the python that's on the ground in the kitchen for some extra points.
But the quiche still won't win the taste contest. I know! Put some of
that orgasmic powder on it. That oughtta get a reaction out of those
judges. Go to the Cook-Off, and give them your quiche. And, of course,
you win. All contests are done! Congratulate yourself, Larry.
Captain Thygh, One on One
---------------------------------
Finally, you win the contest! Some good luck, for a change. Go up to the
Captain's Quarters, and politely knock on the door. Uh oh. Out comes
last week's winner, who gives you a warning not to enter. To hell with
him, you've gotten this far, right? As you enter the door, you see a
wonderful land, with green grass and blue skies. You, of course, sensing
the opera music, get dressed for the occasion, and after only one fall
in the water, race up the stairs to meet the wonderful Captain Thygh.
How you wish she was as taken with you as you are with her. However, she
turns her head in disgust, and it crushes you. (Kind of). But, as I said
before, you never give up! After a short conversation with the captain,
you learn that she's always wanted to operate a huge crude oil tanker.
Well, don't you have those stocks? Go on and give them to her, and
happily watch the epilogue. Congratulations on a job well done, Larry.
Don't forget to look at thygh.bmp!
Easter Eggs Found So Far
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-By clicking on the beaver in the library, and choosing "Milk",
you'll get a little surprise next time you go into the Juggs dressing
room.
-By clicking on the plant in front of Drew, and choosing "push",
you'll get a little surprise.
More easter eggs to come soon.
Items List
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Name of Item Place Gotten How used
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Lil' Hair Weave Kit Shamara's Room To open and get needle
Vice Grips Shamara's Room To bend needle
Needle Lil' Hair Weave Kit To bend
Bent Needle Lil' Hair Weave Kit To unlock handcuffs
Your Cabin Keycard Peter the Purser To unlock your cabin; to serve
as photo i.d.
Ship's Map Peter the Purser To navigate the ship
TMT Scorecard Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge To keep track of events;
scoring
Firehose Promenade Deck In your cabin to hook up
toilet and water pipe
Kumquats Fo'c's'le Used in quiche recipe
Mucilage Library Used to paste photo to keycard
Silicone Lubricant Your Cabin To replace with deodorant in
the Juggs dressing room
Toilet Paper Your Cabin To shave the souvenir dice
"The Erotic...Hercules" Clothing Optional Pool Used to make Victorian loose
"Prudish..." Sans Jacket Anywhere No use
"Prudish..." Book Jacket Anywhere Used on "Erotic..." and given
to Victorian
Souvenir Dice Sculpture Garden To get shaved and win at craps
Screwdriver Sculpture Garden To unscrew the cover to the PA
system and sails, and also to unscrew the grate in Xqwzts's room
KZ Sexual Lubricant Employee Lounge To be wiped on the bowling
ball with hanky to win Bowling contest
Jumper Wire Employee Lounge Used on PA system and sail
controls outside Bridge
Carving Knife The Heaving Ho' Used to cut polyester from the
ship's sails
Heat Lamp Bulb The Heaving Ho' Used on the lighting trusses
to make the Juggs "overheat"
Polyser Cloth Above the Bridge Used on Jamie Lee Coitus to
win Best Dressed Contest
Orgasmic Powder Cabin 510 (Dewmi's Room) Used on quiche to win Cook-Off
Dirty Pictures Xqwzts's Room Used with mucilage and keycard
to make photo i.d.
Sticky Dirty Pictures Anywhere Used on keycard to make photo
i.d.
Photo I.D. Anywhere Used with Peter the Purser to
gain Passport
Passport Peter the Purser Given to Xqwzts
Custodial Key Xqwzts's Room Used to open the ship holds
Magazine Page Kitchen Used to get quiche recipe
Pot Kitchen Used to hold beaver milk
Salt Kitchen Used in quiche recipe
Venezuelan Beaver Milk Lower Aft Hold Used in quiche recipe
Lime Juice Lounge Used in quiche recipe
Deodorant Spray The Juggs Dress Room Used on bowling pins in Aft
Hold
Chase Lights Lounge Used on spike in Sculpture
Garden
Remote Control Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge Used to turn on Chase Lights,
and magnetize horseshoe stake
Woman's Handkerchief Your Room after Annette Used to apply KZ jelly to
bowling ball to win Bowling
Life Insurance Policy Dessert Tasting Room Given to Annette to get stocks
Stock Certificate Owner's Suite (Annette) Given to Captain Thygh to get
laid
Treated Handkerchief Anywhere Used to put on bowling ball to
win Bowling Contest
Mold Your Room (Drew) Used in quiche recipe
he is to be blamed for all mistakes, spelling errors, and all the such.
Anyone can download this and put it on their web page, provided I at
least get credit for writing the damn thing. This walkthrough is the
first one on the net (so far), and only gives you about 994 points, and
finding all 32 Where's Dildo's? The other dildo's are there, I just
overlooked them. Please excuse errors on this walkthrough, as it was
made very quickly. This walkthrough will be revised on a web format,
with pictures and diagrams and crap. Any ideas and the such should go to
catz@freedomnet.com
Beginning Tips
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I have personally found that turning on "Closed Captioning" by choosing
the "Game" menu from the top pull-down menus, and selecting the bottom
option, "Closed Captioning", or by pressing Ctrl-T helps a LOT. Typed
sentences may contain clues by capitalizing key words, but you don't
hear any emphasis on the word when the narrator says it.
You can't die, or become trapped for any reason at all. Therefore, try
ANYTHING you like, without fear of consequences.
Love for Sail! Is a game of exploration. So don't miss anything! Look at
each new scene carefully. Click on anything that causes your cursor to
highlight. Try all the menu choices. Talk to everyone you see. Take
notes. Remember what they say, as it may come in handy later as
something to talk about with one of your new friends.
Things change during the course of the game. New characters may appear.
Keep looking around.
Think creatively. When you get "stuck", leave and explore other areas.
You never know where you might find just what you need. Above all,
relax, let your imagination run wild, and have fun!
Complete Walkthrough
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La Costa Lotta
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In the beginning, you and Shamara are finishing up what you both started
in Leisure Suit Larry VI. After a bit, she suggests doing something new.
So, she shackles your hands to the headboard with "Sisters of Steel"
brand handcuffs. You might think this kinky new fantasy might be nice,
but it doesn't last long. As soon as you're shackled, she takes your
wallet and leaves the hotel room, but not without stuffing her cigarette
in your mouth first. Of course, you don't smoke, so you do the stupidest
thing possible: spit out the cigarette on the bed, and catch the bed
sheet on fire. The first thing you want to do, is take the Lil' Hair
Weave Kit on the dresser to the right of Larry. Then, take the Vice
Grips from the dresser to the left of Larry. Access your inventory, by
pressing Ctrl-I, or right clicking anywhere, and choosing "Inventory".
Left click once on the Lil' Hair Weave Kit, and choose "Open". Then,
left click on the Vice Grips, and choose "Use" and choose "Needle". This
bends the needle for you, in a zig-zag shape, perfect for picking locks.
As soon as Larry calms down, and stays still, left click on the
handcuffs on his hand, and choose Use. Choose to use the bent needle in
the handcuffs. This gets you out of the burning bed, thankfully, but
gets you in a dead end, with the fire inching closer to you,
unthankfully. The Fire Chief tells you to jump. No problem, right? Only
because you're on the fortieth floor, that shouldn't make any
difference. However, there's a tiny problem; a glass sliding door. Did I
mention the fire heated the frame, so that you can't open it, either?
Didn't think so. Well, looks like you're going to have to break it with
something. The lamp is too heavy for you to live (20 pounds is waaay too
heavy for Larry) and the chair crumbles as you smash it against the
door. Guess we'll have to try some Larry-force. Left click on the glass
sliding door, and choose "Other..." Type in "Break", and you'll throw
yourself through the glass door, painfully, might I add. You make it to
the balcony, which is where you find a small picture of a cruise ship,
which you pocket. Then, the moment of truth comes: you have to leap
forty floors to your safety, or to your death. Pretty fun, eh?
Unfortunately, Larry doesn't have a choice, because the force of the
explosion pushes him off the balcony. He DOES land on the net, however.
And then he proceeds to bounce off numerous things on, and off screen,
landing on a nice, soft, cactus. "Leisure Suit Larry, you've just leapt
from the 40th floor of a burning building! What are you going to do
next?" Take a cruise, of course!
The PMS Bouncy (Boarding the ship and first activities)
--------------------
Larry arrives at the docks, and meets the beautiful Captain Thygh, and
gets slapped within the first two sentences he utters. He boards the
ship, and is then given his room keycard by the purser, but of course,
there was a problem with his original room, and he's been moved to a
much BIGGER room. (If you've played previous Leisure Suit Larry games,
you know what to expect). Anyway, just look around the main lobby a bit,
and soon, an announcement comes on, to anyway wishing to hump the
Captain for the next week, they should report to the Lounge. Well,
needless to say, you run straight for the Lounge first. After you get
the announcement, right click anywhere on the screen, and choose "Map".
This gives you a map of the ship, and if you hold your cursor over an
area, and the area gets highlighted, you can travel to that area. In the
lower right, it shows you a screenshot of the room you'd enter if you
click on that area. Look at the second to the top floor of the ship, and
hold your cursor over the red area in the middle of the deck. It shows
in the lower right corner, that it is the "Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge".
This is exactly where you want to go. Click on the red area, and you get
"magically" transported there. Peter the Purser explains the TMT (Thygh
Man Trophy) contest. After he is done talking, feel free to look around,
and look at the cannons, or chests. You want to pay special attention to
the left row of chests, about 3 chests back. You should see a speck of
red and white striped, something. Go ahead and click on it. Welcome to
"Where's Dildo?", which is a fun game making fun of "Where's Waldo?".
Just find 32 of these little suckers, and you get something special. 1
down, 31 to go. After you're done with that, click on the door at the
bottom of the stage, to leave the lounge. This leads you out to a top
deck. As you might notice by sight and hearing, in the lower right, you
see a flashing "1" picture. This tells you to whip out your "CyberSniff
2000"! Find the number 1 square on your CyberSniff 2000, and scratch it
lightly. Then, sniff the number 1 square. Get a big old whiff of sea
air. It's just like you're there. You can examine the many interesting
topiaries that the PMS Bouncy has on exhibit. Hidden in the "Where's
Dildo" topiary, you should see another Where's Dildo?. Go ahead and
click him. 2 down, 30 to go. Go ahead and move your cursor to the far
left, until you get a left arrow icon. Click, and go left. Here, you can
see a fire hose case, and you probably see a fat woman pirate, too. (If
not, don't worry, you'll see her soon enough!) Go ahead and click on the
fire hose case, and choose "Open". Then, click on the fire hose itself,
and take it. Also, click the Where's Dildo? that's near the beaver
topiary's rear. (This was added later, so has an out of order number, 32
down, 0 to go)If you see the pirate woman, click on her, and choose
Talk. Now, you see a menu of options that you can click on, and Larry
will discuss that topic with Peggy. Choose "Your Name", and you tell her
you can tell where she got her name from, and she returns your friendly
ice breakers with a half dozen expletives. After you have chosen all the
options, you should have learned a couple things. One, mixing KZ Sexual
Lubricant, and Deodorant will cause an explosion. Two, Peggy swears an
awful lot. Now, if you like, you can choose "Other.." from the
conversation menu, and you get to choose the topic. Type in "Captain" to
get a colorful description of Captain Thygh. After you've heard enough,
choose Goodbye. Continue on your way left. Now, do you see the sneaky
Where's Dildo? in this screen? Well, he's behind the sheep topiary pot.
3 down, 29 to go. Go ahead and look at the topiary sheep, and take some
kumquats. You'll be glad you did later. (Although from the particular
kumquats you picked, the sheep isn't too happy). Now, you see another
character in this screen. Go ahead and talk to him. His name is Rod. His
job is entertaining the non-existent children on this cruise. And I must
say, he's doing a bang-up job. Talk to him again, and he'll make you a
balloon animal. Keep talking, and he'll make you a huge range of
different balloon animals. (Yeah, right). At this time, bring up your
inventory, and let's take a look at what we have. You can left click on
any item, and look at it, and see what it is. Look at your TMT Card, and
you see what competitions you have to participate in. The competitions
are: Poop Deck Horseshoes, Craps Tournament, Tail Deck Bowling,
LoveMaster 2000, Captain's Cook-Off, and Best-Dressed Man. Oh yeah,
you'll have no problem with this. Sheesh Larry, good luck...you're gonna
need it.
The LoveMaster 2000 Contest
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Get the ship map on screen, and look at the available rooms, until you
get to "Library". Go there. By the grandfather clock, is yet another
Where's Dildo?. 4 down, 28 to go. Feel free to look at all the different
books in the bookcases. After you're done, go right. Here, you meet
Victorian Principles. A submissive librarian with an extreme
nymphomaniacal, darker side of her, hidden away. You consider it your
job to release that inner beast. Go ahead and talk with her. From the
topics, you learn that she dislikes "spicy" literature, but you're sure
she would love it, if she was just exposed to some. In this
conversation, "Other..." as the topic is very important. No matter what
you type, she turns around to her computer, and doesn't see you for
about 10 seconds. Go ahead and take the mucilage in front of the pile of
books. That's all you can do in here for now, so split. Say goodbye to
her, and go south. Now, take a look at the champagne waterfall. Right
next to it, is a column, and peeking out of it, is a little Where's
Dildo?. Go ahead and let him loose. 5 down, 27 to go. Our next stop is
the Clothing Optional Pool, so whip out your ship map, and click on the
pool. In the changing cabana, you can see people come and go, and
there's a little Where's Dildo? in the bushes toward the left. 6 down,
26 to go. Continue on your way right, and you'll be stopped by Dick.
Apparantely, you can't wear you're leisure suit out in the sun, for fear
of igniting. You can understand that, so you get a loaner bathing suit.
And what a normal looking bathing suit it is. At least you can have a
towel to cover it up. When you get past Dick, the CyberSniff 2000 shows
a 2. So, grab your sheet, and scratch and sniff number 2. It's suntan
lotion! Well anyway, this nude woman on a chaise lounge gets sunscreen
in her eyes, and asks for a towel, groping blindly in the air. Sure
enough, you walk right in the path, and your cover is shot, and your
bathing suit shown. How humiliating. Well, anyway, you get in a
conversation with this woman, and learn her name is Drew Baringmore.
Talk to her on all the options, and learn quite a few things. One, Drew
has had her cabin boy lock up her clothes in a place where she can never
get them. Two, a Gigantic Erection is a cocktail, that takes an awful
long time to prepare. Three, the book you want for Victorian, "The
Erotic Adventures of Hercules", is in Drew's hands, and she's not done
with it. Also, on your way out, take a look at "Peoples" magazine to
learn about the Juggs. Well, it's about time you checked out your new
digs, so go ahead and get out your ship map, and choose Cabin 0. The
first thing you should notice is the Where's Dildo? directly in front of
you, behind the bucket. 7 down, 25 to go. The second thing you should
notice, is the CyberSniff 2000 flashing the number 6. Take a big ol'
whiff of number 6 on your card, and you should smell a dank pit like
smell. Feel free to look around, sleep on the cot. Also, check out the
toilet pipe, and unclog it by taking out the can of Silicone Lubricant.
Also, on the opposite side of the toilet, is some nice toilet paper. Go
ahead and take it. Go back to the clothing optional pool, and go left,
to Drew's deck. Dick will stop you again, but in a couple sentences,
you've got your elephant, and ready for action. Talk to Drew, and ask
her about her book again. She'll give it to you this time. Great,
something to give Victorian! Go on back to the library, and prepare to
swap some books. Once you've gotten the talking bar up, choose "Other.."
and then type anything you want. This will make Vicki turn around, and
type on the computer for 10 seconds. Now, take your time, you can make
Vicki turn and type as much as you want, so you have tons of chances to
do this. First off, take the book with the yellow cover. It's the top
book on the stack. Once you have it in your inventory, go in your
inventory, and click on it. Choose Remove Jacket. Then, click on the
book jacket, and use it with the dirty book. Now you have the dirty book
with the Prudish And Proud cover. Exit your inventory, and click the
book stack, and use it with the Erotic book with the Prudish cover. Now,
you're all set. Whip out your map, and go back to your cabin. Now,
hiding beside the toilet is another Where's Dildo?. Go ahead and click
him. 8 down, 24 to go. Now, whip out your map again, and choose the
Sexual Prowess competition area. It's in the purple rectangle of blocks.
Where's Dildo? time again! This time he's sticking out of the fourth
booth. Click him. 9 down, 23 to go. Now, the CyberSniff 2000 also tells
you smell a very strong number 7 smell. Take a little sniff, and it
smells like fish. Go figure. Next, click on the lips on the left wall,
and use your TMT card in the lips/cardreader. Next, watch poor Larry's
attempt to win. You gotta feel sorry for the guy. On your way out, push
the green button beside the fourth booth. After you're done in there,
take out the map, and take another walk to your cabin. You should notice
another Where's Dildo? hiding out behind the pipes in the lower left
hand corner. 10 down, 22 to go. Vicki should be just about done now, so
go ahead and use your map to travel to the library. You should notice a
change in music, telling you what to expect up ahead. You'll also notice
a bigger Where's Dildo? on the screen towards the right, behind the
pineapple. 11 down, 21 to go. Well, might as well talk to the new,
improved Vicki. After you ask about the weather, it'll turn her on so
much, that she actually has sex with you. (Not having her glasses on
made you look a lot better) Well, having absolutely no clothes, you try
to make it to your cabin without being noticed. However, an old lady
sees you just as you near your room. So much for secrecy. As you get
dressed in your room, you should notice that since you've "interacted"
with Vicki, there is now a bitmap saved in your LSL7 directory called
"vicky.bmp". I suggest you take a look at it. Well, after that
experience, you just can't wait for more. Get your ship map out, and go
to the Library, again. Now, finish your conversation with Victorian.
After asking about Sex, Larry challenges Vicki to prove that she's the
most sexually- competent person on the ship. He tells her to take his
scorecard, and beat the LoveMaster 2000. Well, needless to say, she
passes with flying colors. You didn't win the bet, but you got a record
high score on the LoveMaster 2000. One competition down.
The Best Dressed Man Contest
-------------------------------------
Now that you're done with the LoveMaster, onto the Best Dressed
Competition. Get out the ship map, and choose the Best Dressed
Competition area, in the purple rectangle of blocks. Aww, isn't that
cute? A Where's Dildo? right next to the computer, beside you. Pick him
up. 12 down, 20 to go. Now, let's see you blow this contest out of the
water. Unzip the mannequin's fly (Yes, I'm serious) and discover the
cleverly hidden cardreader. Wow, record high score, right? I mean, isn't
two just a wonderful score? Ok, looks like you need to cheat on this
contest as well. Take out your map, and travel to Captain Queeg's
Ballroom. Since the main doors are open, go on through. Now, besides the
nude swimmers at the top, you should notice a Where's Dildo? on stage.
Go ahead and punch him with the mouse cursor. 13 down, 19 to go. There
are also two other dildos hiding behind the chair, and and next to the
statue. (Skipping ahead cause these dildos were added after, 30 down, 2
to go, and 31 down, 1 to go.) Now, talk to the woman behind the drawing
table. You find out she's the infamous Jamie Lee Coitus. By talking to
her, you learn that Calvin Klone pirated her spring line, and sold it as
his. It's obvious she needs your help. Click "Other..." and type in
leisure suits. All right! Now she'll show leisure suits, and then retro
will be in again, and you can win the contest! But where will you get a
bunch of polyester from? I'll tell you where. Pop up your map, and click
on the El Replicant Sculpture Garden. Wow. A really big David made of
playing cards, and an almost finished Venus de Milo of casino dice. If
you look carefully beside David's foot, you can see another Where's
Dildo?. 14 down, 18 to go. You gotta some of these dice as a souvenir.
Click on Venus' foot, and her big toe, and take a couple souvenir dice.
Next, go down, and you're back in the main room. You should see yet
another Where's Dildo? beside the giant books at the entrance leading to
the library. 15 down, 17 to go. After you've clicked him, move right,
back into the Sculpture Garden. The sculptor is gone, and you can climb
the ladder of the scaffolding to the Venus O' Dice. Check out Bob Bitt's
toolbox. On the top is a very handy screwdriver. Go ahead and pocket it.
Go to your map again, and this time, head for the Employees Only area.
It's close to the Sculpture Garden. On it, you see the many faces of
past TMT contest winners, and a big picture of Captain Thygh herself, in
a bathing suit. And also, you might notice a big security door with a
bunch of testing equipment to gain access to. And of course, there are
those lasers in front of you. Well, Larry Laffer was never one to back
away from a challenge. Since you can't die, just walk right up to the
security door, ignoring those large painful weapons that pop out of
everywhere as you pass the lasers. Click on the security door, and
choose "Other..." and type in "Push". I guess someone left it open just
enough for you to get in. Once you get inside, you can see a little
Where's Dildo? hiding behind one of the chairs to the right. Click him.
16 down, 16 to go. Now, go ahead and check out the counter. There you
can take a tube of KZ Sexual Lubricant, beside the coffee maker; and a
jackpot preventer jumper wire above the microwave and the shaved dice
bowl. Take both of these items, and check out the view of Captain Thygh
on the fridge (naked), and the wall (barely clothed), and also check out
the lockers on the wall. Also, read the message board until it repeats
itself for some points. After you've taken in all the scenery, take out
your map, and go to the top of the ship; the bridge. The first thing you
see, is a ladder, so you might as well climb it. This takes you up to
the sails, take a look at them, and you find out they are made of 100%
pure polyester. Now if you could only raise the sails. There's gotta be
controls in the bridge, right? Climb down the pole, and go into the
bridge. Aww, you see another Where's Dildo? in there. 17 down, 15 to go.
Well, the controls you want to access are there, but there's a big
killer dog guarding them. Hmm, nothing we can do about him now. Go back
outside, and; wait! That control box under the life preserver looks like
it could be the controls that we couldn't get to inside! Take out your
trusty screwdriver, and unscrew the cover. Hmm, the speaker fuse, and
the sail fuse. Since there are so many announcements, let's rig it up so
that the sails raise every time an announcement is made. You are truly a
genius, Larry. Take out your jumper wire, and use it on either of the
fuses. Things should happen now. Ok, climb back up the ladder, and wait
for an announcement. Wow, you actually made it work! All right! Now if
you only had something to cut it with. Looks like you need to take a
trip to the dining room, Larry. That's the most logical place that a
knife would be found. Take out the map, and go to The Heaving Ho'. First
you thing you notice is the wonderful ice carving of Captain Thygh,
which looks very realistic. Go ahead and lick it. Scanning the room, you
also see the door at the far side of the room, with various signs
reading "18 and older Only!" "Closed to the Public!" and other various
messages. Holding your ear up to the door and listening, you hear that
they seem to be having a great time! You want in, but the door is
locked. Oh well. As you continue to scan the dining room, you see a nice
big bowl of bean dip. You just can't resist. Go ahead and eat some.
Oopsies! Looks like the dip gave us a problem. Go ahead and click
yourself, and find out you have a new option, "Fart". Try it out. Uh oh!
CyberSniff 2000 time!! And no matter how much you don't want to, scratch
number 5 on your card, and take a huge whiff. It's like you were just
beside Larry. Well, looks like on the buffet table near the middle, at
the bottom is your friend, Where's Dildo?. Go ahead and kick him off the
table. 18 down, 14 to go. Next, you see the meat carver, at the right.
Go ahead and talk to him. He'll give you a nice serving of s'Pork, that
great stuff. Talk to him again, and you get even more s'Pork! All right!
The good news is, he's gone, and you can take whatever you want. And
that's the last you'll ever see of Wang. He never comes back. Well, that
strange hanging meat has certainly caught your eye. And one of them is
striped! Click on it, and you find out it's your good buddy, Where's
Dildo?. 19 down, 13 to go. Also, that knife is just what you were
looking for, so pocket it. And that heat lamp looks nice too, so take
the heat bulb. Now, you're all ready for the sails again. Using your
map, head back to the bridge, and climb the ladder. If the sails aren't
up, wait for an announcement. When they're up, climb on the pole, and
use the knife to cut some polyster. And, of course, shortly after there
is an announcement, and the sails come down; with you in them.
Ironically enough, that's the last announcement of the evening, and you
spend all night in a sail. Morning comes, and the morning announcement
is made, and the sails go up, and you fall down on the bridge. Ouch.
Well, at least you have the cloth. Go back to Captain Queeg's Ballroom,
and talk to Jamie Lee. Use the polyster on her. Well, you end up
naked...again. This time you know you can get back to your room unseen.
Well, that's what you thought, until Peggy showed up. Ech. Well, Larry,
Jamie Lee had to leave you something at the Ballroom, right? Go on back.
Ah, a note! It tells you to meet Jamie backstage. All right!!! Get on
backstage, and prepare yourself. Well, you end up ONstage, but you make
the best of it, and start showing off your fashion. Well, I think they
loved it, after all, they ripped your suit to shreds. Okay, once again,
you stumble back to your room with nothing on, and know you aren't going
to meet anyone on the way. Instead, you meet a reporter from Inside
Edition. Oh well. Now that you've "interacted" with Jamie Lee, a bitmap
has been saved in your LSL7 directory, called "jamielee.bmp". I suggest
you take a look at it. You won't regret it. Well, now that the "Larry"
fashion is in, go back to the Best Dressed contest, and take another
stab at it. All right, a win! Congrats! Two contests down.
The Craps Tournament
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Ok, you feel like gambling now, right? Get out your map, and go to the
Pair O' Dice Casino. What do you see on the blackjack seats below? Why,
it's Where's Dildo?! 20 down, 12 to go. Well, it looks like you can't
even lose at craps, because the table is too full. But, you did notice
how the people reacted to your "problem" with the bean dip. Maybe it'll
work here. Go back to the dining room, eat some bean dip, and come back
to the casino. Then, go ahead and fart. Sure, it's socially
unacceptable, but now the craps table is empty! Talk to the "Croupier",
and get a feel for his attitude. Then, go ahead, and play. And lose,
too. Hmm, it looks like those souvenir dice with the glue would help
right now. Nuts! Looks like Jacques won't let you use those dice. Use
the souvenir dice with the toilet paper, to get the new, improved
completely illegal, but Jacques doesn't know, dice. Now that you got
your shaved dice, nothing can stop you. Bet again, and once Jacques
gives you the casino dice, use your shaved dice on the table instead.
Once you start winning, a woman named Dewmi Moore (Nice name, eh?) takes
notice of you, and offers you a game of Strip Liar's Dice. You accept,
of course, (The game has the word "strip" in it) and you go to her
cabin. The rules are relatively easy, you can view them by clicking on
"How to Play". It takes a lot of saving, and restoring, but you'll win.
The first few times you win, she pays for new dice by paying up some
money, but after she runs out of money, things start getting
interesting. After your fifth win, she starts taking off clothes. First
to go are the shoes, then her blouse, then her skirt, and then she buys
a die from the excess money she made off the skirt. After that, she
takes off an earring, and then the other earring. Then, off the excess
money she made off both earrings, she buys another die. After that,
things start getting serious. She then takes off her panties, but after
that, she doesn't buy any more die, she waits until all her die are
gone, so you have to win 5 more times. Then, she starts taking off her
bra, when she offers you a drink to loosen up. You decline at first, but
then accept. And just as she's taking off her bra, you slip into this
deep dream like phycadelic sex-oriented state of mind, with 60's music
playing in the background. She's drugged ya! Well, you wake up naked, in
her pool, and once again have to walk to your room. Once again, someone
sees you, this time a nun. Egads! Once you're dressed, I suggest you
save your game, load up a picture viewer, and view "dewmi.bmp" in your
LSL7 directory. It'll be worth the time and effort. And then, you get
the announcement that you won the craps tournament. Good job! Three
contests down.
Poop Deck Horseshoes
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After your encounter with Dewmi, go back to her room using your map. On
the table near the left wall, you see what she drugged you with:
Orgasmic Powder! Well, no big deal. Now to win that Cook Off. First
stop, go back to the Promenade Deck, and talk to Peggy. Talk to her
about a Cabin Boy, and then the break room. And if you looked at the
lockers, and tried to open them, then tell her about the lockers, and
she'll give you the locker to look in. If not, go back and try to open
the lockers. Go back to the lockers, and open the second one from the
left, on the bottom row. Then, go back to Peggy and ask her the
combonation. She tells you the combo, 38-24-36. Go back to the lockers
and punch it in. And you get smashed by the locker bay. Go in, and talk
to Xqwzts, and talk to him about the dirty pictures. Then ask how he did
it, and finally buy the pictures from him. Next, get out of Xqwzts's
room. Then, go to the main room, with the waterfall of champagne a.k.a.
Das Grande Atriumo. Talk to Peter the Purser about everything. Then, use
the white courtesy phone on the column next to the main desk. Call
pranks. Then, walk away from the phone, and look at the roofs above you.
On the second one, is your good pal and mine, Where's Dildo? Get him. 21
down, 11 to go. Then, go back to the Promenade Deck, and ask Peggy about
Xqwzts. You find out that Xqwzts wants a passport very badly. Go to the
purser again, and ask him about obtaining your passport. You find out
you need a Photo I.D. Well, we got our dirty pictures, we got mucilage,
and we got a keycard. Put the mucilage on the dirty pictures, and paste
them on the keycard. Bingo! Our Photo I.D. Show it to the Purser to get
your passport, and then go back to Xqwzts. Show him the passport, and he
runs off with it. But, he leaves his custodial key. Go ahead and take
it. You've just gained access to three new areas. Now, let's take a look
at the credits, to thank the wonderful people who made this game. Go to
the pull down menus at the top, choose Help, and choose About... Wow!!
Look!! It's Where's Dildo?! 22 down, 10 to go. Now, go ahead and thank
each member of the Larry team. After you're done, get out your map and
go to the Ballroom. Read the note that Jamie Lee left you. Oh well,
Larry. Things will get better. Now, let's go to your room again. Try to
flush your toilet, and learn it's out of water. No problem! Hook up your
fire hose to the water pipe behind the staircase, and flush the toilet
again. There we go! Now, head on over to the Poop Deck. Talk to those
large-breasted woman in the hot tub. So these are the Juggs we read
about. From talking to them, you'll learn that by mixing Spandex,
Silicone Lubricant, and heat, you get a nice little chemical reaction
that'll provide some neat effects with the Juggs. Maybe you should try
that out? Now, go on to the Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge, and head
southeast. You'll run into a bar. Talk to the bartender, and order some
Lime Juice. While he's making it, check out the Where's Dildo? near the
west side of the window. 23 down, 9 to go. After he's done with your
lime juice, order a Gigantic Erection, like Drew did. He'll tell you
it'll take a while. Now, when he's gone, exit the bar, and go into the
room to the left of the bar window. This is the Juggs' dressing room.
Hmm, your silicone lubricant looks a lot like the deodorant on their
dressing table. Make a swap. And now you have KZ Lubricant, and
Deodorant, you can make a nice little show. And can you see the little
Where's Dildo? behind those hay stacks? 24 down, 8 to go. Also, you can
check out their Karaoke system as well. Don't forget to push the red
button next to the records on your way out! Leave the dressing room, and
notice that the lighting system has come down! Take a look at the lamp,
take out the current bulb, and replace it with the heat lamp bulb. That
should do it! Now, order another Gigantic Erection, go back in the
dressing room, and hit the button again to raise the lighting trusses.
And one of the times you go in the dressing room, if you're lucky, you
just might see the Juggs in there. And believe me, it's something you
want to see. Leave, and go anywhere, and prompty return to the lounge.
You should see the Juggs performance, and I must say, it's pretty damn
good. You get to even take part in it! After you're wonderful
experience, you once again leave for your room exposed. And a bunch of
Japanese photographers are there to greet you. At this point, open
juggs.bmp in your LSL7 directory. You'll be glad you did! Once again,
leave for the Lounge, and go up on stage via the new stairway to the
right. Grab those chase lights on stage, and head left. Grab the remote
on the switchboard, and play with Mr. Karaoke, if you like. Once you've
gotten everything, get your map out, and go to the horseshoes
competition. Do you see Where's Dildo? to the right of the champagne
waterfall on the opposite court? 25 down, 7 to go. Now, take your TMT
Scorecard, and shove it up the Centaur's ass. No, I'm not joking. You
get some spiffy horseshoes. Now play, and lose. Then, take out your card
from the horse's ass, and go to the Sculpture Garden. Climb the ladder
of the Venus O' Dice, and wrap the Battery Powered Chase Lights on the
spike. That oughtta fix your losing streak at horseshoes, as soon as you
turn on the belt. That spike is the horseshoe spike from the above deck,
if you hadn't noticed. Head back to the horseshoe area, stuff your card
in the cardreader in the horse, and turn on the remote. Now, play some
horseshoes and win! Take your keycard, and listen to the wonderful
announcement of you winning yet another competition. Four contests down.
Tail Deck Bowling
----------------------
Ok, go to the bowling competition, and let's see how well you do at
this. Well, look what's hiding behind that little rhino butt! It's
Where's Dildo?! 26 down, 6 to go. Insert your TMT scorecard in between
the walrus teeth, and get your bowling ball. Now, play, and...lose. Oh
well. Go back to the Employees Only lounge, and go into Xqwzts's room.
Now, using your screwdriver, open up the vent, and crawl in. Ah, looks
like you're behind the door of that locked room in the dining room! Aha!
Well, just jump right in! Click on yourself (you're near the right wall,
kinda at the top), and click Undress. Well, that was certainly
interesting. Again, you trudge to your room naked, and Peter gets ya
this time. Eep! While you walk down the stairs, you notice the woman in
black at the Dessert Eating, is sitting on your bed. You both get into a
discussion, and the Larry and the woman completely misunderstand one
another. She gives him a "sample" of what to expect, and also drops her
hanky. Once you get dressed, pick up the hankie, and go to the dining
room, and go up, into the dessert eating room. Take a look around, sniff
the CyberSniff 2000, and take a look at the chair in the lower left
corner of the table. You smell the same perfume that you had smelled
previously on that woman in black, and you find a life insurance policy
under the chair. Now to find out who this woman is. Take a look at the
policy, read it, and find out who she is. Now, go to Peter Purser, and
ask him about her. Hmm, no luck. Go to the white courtesy phone, and
call Boning a couple times. Once you've called him twice, talk to Peter
again, and ask him about your account. When he's gone, look at his
phone, and push the red LND button to find out Annette Boning's cabin
number. Now, to pay her a visit. Go to her cabin, and open the door.
Now, you're in the dark with a bed, and a person in the bed who appears
to be Annette. Hop in! Well, you learn a whole lot of crap, including
you were "boning" Mr. Boning! Yipes! A whole lot of mass
miscommunication happens between Annette and Larry, and he winds up
naked going to his room again. This time he couldn't care less if
someone saw him, but then a little girl and her mommy come. Eek, again!
Once you get dressed, take a look at annette.bmp, it's pretty good!
Well, you don't give up easy, so head back to the Boning cabin, ring the
doorbell, and talk to Mrs. Boning. Well, Ms. now. Give her the life
insurance, and she'll give ya half a billion dollars in stock. But you
wanted to get laid! Oh well, now at least you can win the bowling
competition. How, might you ask? Simple. Whip out Mr. Ship Map, and
choose to go to the Aft Hold. Use the custodial key in the handle. So
this is where they make bowling pins, eh? I bet you could win the
contest using that cool little deodorant-on-the-KZ-jelly-things-go-boom
trick. Open up the bowling pin hopper that's right next to you, and
spray your deodorant on the pins. Now, go in your inventory, and put the
KZ jelly on the hanky you got from Annette. Go back to the bowling
alleys, and insert your keycard in the walrus teeth, take your ball, and
use it with the treated hanky. Now, bowl, and win! All right, that was
quite a show! And now you've won the bowling. 5 contests down.
Captain's Cook Off
-----------------------
Get out your map, and travel to the kitchen. Can you see Where's Dildo?
in the meats? 27 down, 5 to go. Go ahead and take the fish in newspaper
on the center table, and the pot and salt on the southwest table. Also,
use the CaviarMaster 2000 on the west table. Then, read the magazine you
just got. It tells you a neat little recipe you can make yourself. All
you need is beaver milk, lime juice, salt, mold, and kumquats. You have
3 out of 5 things, the others shouldn't be that hard to get. Using your
map, go to the Lower Aft Hold, and use the key in the door. Now, click
on any beaver, and choose Other, and type in milk. What a show! And now
you have beaver milk! Next, go to the library, and read the books they
have. The two books you really wanna read are the electromagnetism one,
and the Fokker one. The Fokker one is on the right shelf, near the
middle-top, the electromagnetism is on the left shelf, near the bottom.
Next, travel to the Forward Hold. Use the key in the handle, and check
out the Where's Dildo? hidden behind some luggage to your left. 28 down,
4 to go. Now, all you need is mold. Go to the Captain's Quarters, and
take a look at the scoreboard. Sheesh, you're close! Only one more
contest to go. Knock on the Captain's room, and you get a little taste
of what it's like to be a TMT winner. Go on back to the Optional
Clothing Pool, and look at the bush to the right. Do I see a little
Where's Dildo?? 29 down, 3 to go. (The next to last 2 are found in the
ballroom, see above to see where to get them, so you end up with 31 of
32 dildos) Now, go back and talk to Drew, and get her to go to your
cabin. After she tells you that she has no clothes, and her suitcase is
locked up, go into the Forward Hold, and Drew's suitcase will be thrown
at you. Get the suitcase, and travel back to Drew. Tell her about the
suitcase, and she'll go to your cabin. However, she takes a shower, and
never comes out. But there's something you can do to get her to come
out. Flush the toilet, and listen to her screams. Well, it didn't work
out as you expected, you thought she could take a little joke. Now, you
might wanna check out drew.bmp, you'll like it. Leave your cabin, and
come back, and mold should have grown in the safety shower. Take some.
Now, travel to the lounge, and if you listen to the Clinton jokes a
while, you'll get 5 points. Now, travel to the kitchen, and use the milk
with the CyberCheese 2000. Now, you've got some Beaver cheese. Use the
kumquats with the cheese, and you'll whip up some quiche. Also, click on
the python that's on the ground in the kitchen for some extra points.
But the quiche still won't win the taste contest. I know! Put some of
that orgasmic powder on it. That oughtta get a reaction out of those
judges. Go to the Cook-Off, and give them your quiche. And, of course,
you win. All contests are done! Congratulate yourself, Larry.
Captain Thygh, One on One
---------------------------------
Finally, you win the contest! Some good luck, for a change. Go up to the
Captain's Quarters, and politely knock on the door. Uh oh. Out comes
last week's winner, who gives you a warning not to enter. To hell with
him, you've gotten this far, right? As you enter the door, you see a
wonderful land, with green grass and blue skies. You, of course, sensing
the opera music, get dressed for the occasion, and after only one fall
in the water, race up the stairs to meet the wonderful Captain Thygh.
How you wish she was as taken with you as you are with her. However, she
turns her head in disgust, and it crushes you. (Kind of). But, as I said
before, you never give up! After a short conversation with the captain,
you learn that she's always wanted to operate a huge crude oil tanker.
Well, don't you have those stocks? Go on and give them to her, and
happily watch the epilogue. Congratulations on a job well done, Larry.
Don't forget to look at thygh.bmp!
Easter Eggs Found So Far
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-By clicking on the beaver in the library, and choosing "Milk",
you'll get a little surprise next time you go into the Juggs dressing
room.
-By clicking on the plant in front of Drew, and choosing "push",
you'll get a little surprise.
More easter eggs to come soon.
Items List
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Name of Item Place Gotten How used
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Lil' Hair Weave Kit Shamara's Room To open and get needle
Vice Grips Shamara's Room To bend needle
Needle Lil' Hair Weave Kit To bend
Bent Needle Lil' Hair Weave Kit To unlock handcuffs
Your Cabin Keycard Peter the Purser To unlock your cabin; to serve
as photo i.d.
Ship's Map Peter the Purser To navigate the ship
TMT Scorecard Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge To keep track of events;
scoring
Firehose Promenade Deck In your cabin to hook up
toilet and water pipe
Kumquats Fo'c's'le Used in quiche recipe
Mucilage Library Used to paste photo to keycard
Silicone Lubricant Your Cabin To replace with deodorant in
the Juggs dressing room
Toilet Paper Your Cabin To shave the souvenir dice
"The Erotic...Hercules" Clothing Optional Pool Used to make Victorian loose
"Prudish..." Sans Jacket Anywhere No use
"Prudish..." Book Jacket Anywhere Used on "Erotic..." and given
to Victorian
Souvenir Dice Sculpture Garden To get shaved and win at craps
Screwdriver Sculpture Garden To unscrew the cover to the PA
system and sails, and also to unscrew the grate in Xqwzts's room
KZ Sexual Lubricant Employee Lounge To be wiped on the bowling
ball with hanky to win Bowling contest
Jumper Wire Employee Lounge Used on PA system and sail
controls outside Bridge
Carving Knife The Heaving Ho' Used to cut polyester from the
ship's sails
Heat Lamp Bulb The Heaving Ho' Used on the lighting trusses
to make the Juggs "overheat"
Polyser Cloth Above the Bridge Used on Jamie Lee Coitus to
win Best Dressed Contest
Orgasmic Powder Cabin 510 (Dewmi's Room) Used on quiche to win Cook-Off
Dirty Pictures Xqwzts's Room Used with mucilage and keycard
to make photo i.d.
Sticky Dirty Pictures Anywhere Used on keycard to make photo
i.d.
Photo I.D. Anywhere Used with Peter the Purser to
gain Passport
Passport Peter the Purser Given to Xqwzts
Custodial Key Xqwzts's Room Used to open the ship holds
Magazine Page Kitchen Used to get quiche recipe
Pot Kitchen Used to hold beaver milk
Salt Kitchen Used in quiche recipe
Venezuelan Beaver Milk Lower Aft Hold Used in quiche recipe
Lime Juice Lounge Used in quiche recipe
Deodorant Spray The Juggs Dress Room Used on bowling pins in Aft
Hold
Chase Lights Lounge Used on spike in Sculpture
Garden
Remote Control Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge Used to turn on Chase Lights,
and magnetize horseshoe stake
Woman's Handkerchief Your Room after Annette Used to apply KZ jelly to
bowling ball to win Bowling
Life Insurance Policy Dessert Tasting Room Given to Annette to get stocks
Stock Certificate Owner's Suite (Annette) Given to Captain Thygh to get
laid
Treated Handkerchief Anywhere Used to put on bowling ball to
win Bowling Contest
Mold Your Room (Drew) Used in quiche recipe