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Leisure Suit Larry AGI Answers to the Age Questions
Written by Fasta Killa
Version 1.0 - May 27, 2000
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This is a complete list of questions, right answers, and wrong answers.
I know because I hacked into the files.
Other people's lists of questions cover only about 1/3 of the questions or less.
This took about 8 hours to make altogether.
The right answers are in CAPS.
I got the answers to most questions by repeatidly playing the game.
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Note: There may be some spelling errors, mainly missing n's or extra n's.
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1. A 747 is a.a cocktail b.a perfect bowling score C.A LARGE AIRPLANE d.a
prime number
2. A Macintosh is A.A KIND OF Apple B.A KIND OF apple C.AN ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
D.ALL OF THE ABOVE
3. A hard disk is A.BETTER THAN A FLOPPY b.embarrassing to have at the office
c.a state-of-the-art frisbee d.what happens when you leave your floppy out in
the sun too long
4. A moon is A.AN ASTRONOMICAL BODY B.A PRACTICAL JOKE C.A FORM OF PIE D.ALL
OF THE ABOVE
5. A nehru jacket is a.made from tanned nehru hides B.OUT OF DATE c.a Middle
Eastern prophylactic d.around a car's radiator
6. A result of Watergate was a.the loss of water b.Jimmy Carter quit C.RICHARD
NIXON QUIT d.Gerald Ford quit
7. Al Lowe is: a.under 25 b.pregnant C.NEVER CARDED d.a Woody Allen
impersonator
8. All politicians are a.hardworking b.honest c.ethical D.ON THE PUBLIC
PAYROLL
9. Angela Davis is a.the middle Pointer Sister B.A FAILED POLITICIAN c.an
example of split ends gone wild d.Bette's daughter
10. Blackjack is A.AN ACE AND A FACE CARD b.used by policemen c.related to
Caucasia Tom d.a kind of car sold only in Fresno
11. Bonnie and a.Ronnien B.CLYDE c.Hubbard d.Clod
12. Bourbon Street is in a.Whiskeyville, Indiana b.Jackass Flats, Idaho
c.Monopoly D.NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA
13. Calvin Klein is a.married to Brooke Shields b.a movie star C.A CLOTHING
DESIGNER d.President of the Coarsegold Chamber of Commerce
14. Canada is A.WHERE CANADIANS LIVE B.NORTH OF THE U.S. C.ADJACENT TO THE U.S.
D.ALL OF THE ABOVE
15. Captain Kangaroo's sidekick was a.Mr. Potato Head b.Winnie the Pooh c.Mr.
Rogers D.MR.GREENJEANS
16. Cesar Chavez led a boycott of A.GRAPES b.X-rated movies c.dirty magazines
d.goods from South Africa
17. Charlie McCarthy and a.John Lennon b.Louis Pasteur c.Albert Einstein
D.EDGAR BERGEN
18. Close Encounters of the Third Kind is about a.politics in third-world
countries b.homo- and heterosexual sex C.CREATURES FROM OUTER SPACE d.a bicycle
race across Alaska
19. Detente is a.prohibited by law in 41 states b.a feminine hygiene spray
c.the masculine form of deteuse D.A POLICY TO REPLACE WAR
20. Do girls really have cooties? a.Yes B.NO c.Some do, some don't d.Maybe
21. Does a pair of queens beat three deuces? A.YES, IN BLACKJACK b.Yes, in
poker c.No, in canasta d.It depends on what the three deuces said
22. Doonesbury's Uncle Duke is based on a.Jeffrey Hunter B.HUNTER S.THOMPSON
c.Huntz Hall d.None of the above
23. During the 70's, Carroll O'Connor portrayed a a.kindly doctor B.LOVABLE
BIGOT c.handicapped lawyer d.Negro junk dealer
24. ERA is an abbreviation for a.Earnest Realtors of America B.EQUAL RIGHTS
AMENDMENT c.Erogenous Readers Association d.Error Recovery Associates
25 Edsel is a a.girl's name b.plane C.CAR d.great investment
26. Elizabeth Taylor is A.AN ACTRESS b.creator of a line of cosmetics
c.celebrating her silver wedding anniversary d.a singer
27. Former Congressman Wilbur Mills went for a dip in the Tidal Basin with
a.nothing on but his pride b.a stripper named Fanne c.his dog Spot D.A 20-YEAR-
OLD SECRETARY
28. Frank Sinatra is a a.female impersonator b.shy pacifist C.SALOON SINGER
d.distance runner
29. G. Gordon Liddy was associated with a.the Mob b.Calvin Klein c.Elizabeth
Taylor D.THE PLUMBERS
30. Gone With The Wind is about a.outer space b.a bank robbery C.FOUR HOURS
LONG d.dust
31. Herb Alpert and the _____ Brass A.TIJUANA b.Boss c.Canadian d.Top
32. Herpes is a.caught from toilet seats b.a French dessert c.socially
desirable D.FATAL (IF GIVEN TO YOUR SPOUSE)
33. How many molecules are in a glass of water? a.one million b.one trillion
c.one million trillion D.AS MANY AS THERE ARE GLASSES OF WATER IN THE WHOLE
WORLD
34. How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A.NONE, IT'S A
HARDWARE PROBLEM B.NONE, PROGRAMMERS CAN'T FIT IN LIGHT BULBS c.100.One to hold
then bulb and 99 ton debug the house D.NONE SO FAR, BUT THEY'LL GET TO IT REAL
SOON NOW
35. Hugh Hefner is usually photographed in a.the nude b.a hot tub c.his current
lover's arms D.PAJAMAS
36. I am presently a.in elementary school b.in junior high c.fighting acne
D.PAST PUBERTY
37. I find computer games with adult content a.offensive B.ACCEPTABLE
c.repulsive d.under my bed
38. I have hair on my a.head b.palms c.keyboard D.LOTTSA PLACES
39. IBM stands for a.Ittsy Bittsy Men B.INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS MACHINES
c.Italian Branch of the Mafia d.Iranian Broom Makers
40. If Bo Derek were here, I'd ask her to a.leave b.respect my privacy c.help
me with my homework D.STOP PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES
50. If a physician were stranded on a desert island with Bo Derek, he would
probably a.build a boat b.take two aspirins c.overcharge her D.THANK GOD
51. If you arrived at a party wearing your birthday suit, you would a.make many
new friends b.be thrown out c.fit right in D.IT DEPENDS ON THE PARTY
52. In Westworld, where nothing can go wrong, guests were entertained by
a.Stephen Wright b.X-rated movies C.ROBOTS d.Rodney Dangerfield
53. In some personal ads, TV stands for a.television b.transvestite c.trans-
venereal D.TERRE-VORACIC
54. In the movie, Paint Your Wagon, Clint Eastwood sang A.I TALK TO THE TREES
b.Go Ahead, Make My Wagon c.I If Had A Mayor d.None of the above
55. Is this software pirated? a.Yes b.I'm not talking C.NO (HOW COULD YOU EVEN
ASK!) d.No, just borrowed
56. It is customary to tip about a.2 per cent b.6 per cent C.15 PER CENT d.25
per cent
57. It's not nice to fool a.Mother Hubbard B.MOTHER NATURE c.the government
d.Mayor Daly
58. James Brown is often referred to as a.the Chairman of the Board b.a great
athlete c.the Velvet Fog D.THE GODFATHER OF SOUL
59. James Earl Jones was the voice of a.Jason in Friday the 13th b.Freddie in
Nightmare on Elm Street C.DARTH VADER IN STAR WARS d.Kriswell in Plan 9 From
Outer Space
60. Joan Rivers is a.the real name of Dear Abby b.engaged to Johnny Carson C.A
FORMER TALK SHOW HOSTESS d.polite to all those around her
61. Joe DiMaggio played a.pool B.BASEBALL c.basketball d.trumpet
62. John Belushi was on a.Mr.Rogers b.The PTL club c.My Mother the Car
D.SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
63. John F. Kennedy drove a A.PT BOAT b.spike faster than a steam driver
c.battleship D.FERRARI
64. Johnny Carson is a.a singer b.David Letterman's sidekick C.ED MCMAHON'S
SIDEKICK d.an actor
65. Kookie's address was A.77 SUNSET STRIP b.on Wistful Vista Street c.334 Elm
Street d.1313 Mockingbird Lane
66. Kwi-Chang-Caine became famous by saying a.I am not a crook b.The barren fig
tree bears no plums c.Hi, sailor New in town? D.AAAAAIIIJEEEAAGGGH!
67. Las Vegas is famous for a.its beaches b.being the capital of Arizona
C.GAMBLING d.its weather
68. Lee Harvey Oswald killed a.Harvey Milk b.Charles Nelson Reilly C.JOHN
FITZGERALD KENNEDY d.William Randolph Hearst
69. Let It Be was recorded by a.the Rolling Stones b.the Monkees c.Creedence
Clearwater D.THE BEATLES
70. Lingerie is A.SEXY b.a kind of car c.a French food d.edible
71. Lucy, Ricky, Fred and a.Barney b.Carol c.Alice D.ETHEL
72. Making a Hole in One is A.EVERY GOLFER'S DREAM b.too dirty to discuss here
c.something carpenters do d.best done with scissors
73. Marlon Brando is a.a singer B.AN ACTOR c.a politician d.a kind of soap.
74. Martha Mitchell was a.a porno star b.a famous author C.THE OUTSPOKEN WIFE
OF AN ATTORNEY GENERAL d.All of the above
75. Mel Brooks is a.black b.Puerto Rican C.A COMEDIAN d.Catholic
76. Michael Doonesbury founded a.the American Nazi Party B.WALDEN PUDDLE
COMMUNE c.the Young Republicans d.the Grace Jones Fan Club
77. Mohammed Ali is a.a ballet star b.an Arab terrorist C.A PROFESSIONAL BOXER
d.a singer
78. Mork was from the planet A.ORK b.Vulcan c.Krypton d.Pluto
79. My boss is a.a jerk b.a total jerk c.an absolute total jerk D.RESPONSIBLE
FOR MY PAYCHECK
80. My favorite actor is a.Pia Zadora b.Fred Flintstone c.Jim Bakker D.NOT
LISTED HERE
81. My parents are a.age 10 to 25 b.age 25 to 30 c.age 31 to 35 D.36 OR OVER
82. My sex life is best described as a.non-existent and non-contemplated b.what
sex life? C.NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS d.a ripening tomato
83. NORML is a.not gay b.what Falwell wants you to be C.TRYING TO LEGALIZE
MARIJUANA d.misspelled
84. O. J. Simpson is a.an R & B singer b.under indictment c.embarrassed by his
first name (Olivia) D.NO ONE TO FOOL WITH
85. Oral Roberts is a.a thermometer technique B.AN EVANGELIST c.best done with
a friend d.shy
86. Paul, John, Ringo and a.Fred B.GEORGE c.Harry d.me
87. Peter Benchley's novel Jaws was about a.Linda Lovelace b.dieting c.Joan
Rivers D.SHARKS
88. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled a.pips b.pipers C.PEPPERS d.peekers
89. Pia Zadora is A.SEXY B.A SINGER C.SHORT D.ALL OF THE ABOVE
90. President Eisenhower's nickname was a.Tink b.Blackjack C.IKE d.Tina
91. President Ford prescribed _____ for dealing with economic problems
a.tranquilizers B.EMPLOYMENT c.that everyone wear a WIN button d.that everyone
should have a nice day
92. Ralph Boysen invented a.the boysenberry B.FINS ON 50'S CARS c.bell bottomed
jeans d.the juke box
93. Richard Nixon was a.an audio technician b.a plumber's friend c.a comedian
D.A PRESIDENT
94. Richard Nixon was the _____ President of the United States a.last
b.funniest C.THIRTY-SEVENTH d.first Negro
95. Ronald Reagan's co-star in Bedtime for Bonzo was A.A MONKEY b.Peter O'Toole
c.Bonzo the Clown d.Marilyn Monroe
96. Sergeant Pepper was a.the Beatles' chauffeur b.Elvis' manager C.THE LEADER
OF THE LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND d.hung for treason
97. Sex is A.GREAT b.ok c.a spectator sport d.a mystery to me
98. Spiro Agnew is a.a form of social disease b.a jazz-fusion rock band C.A
FORMER VICE PRESIDENT d.the first woman in Congress
99. Taxes should be a.lower b.higher C.UNCHANGED d.eliminated
100. Ted Kennedy is best remembered for his A.DRIVING B.UNDERWATER FREE-STYLE
C.BROTHERS D.ALL OF THE ABOVE
101. The 1973 album Dark Side of the Moon was recorded by A.PINK FLOYD b.Deep
Purple c.Bad News d.the Grateful Dead
102. The 70's practice of running around naked was called a.flashing B.STREAKING
c.swinging d.on account of rain
103. The American television debut of Bob Hope, Dinah Shore, Elvis, and the
Beatles was on A.THE ED SULLIVAN SHOW b.Your Show of Shows c.The Tonight Show
d.My Mother, the Car
104. The Atlantic and Pacific Oceans are connected by the A.PANAMA CANAL b.Snake
River c.hips d.Isthmus of Panama
105. The Chicago Seven was a.some people who only seem crazy in retrospect b.the
Bears' defensive line c.burned for showing Country in three different theatres
D.PARTIALLY CONVICTED
106. The East Coast is A.HOME OF THE METS b.a country c.where people talk funny
d.adjacent to Texas
107. The G-Spot is supposed to be a.Ground Zero at a nuclear blast B.A FEMALE
EROGENOUS ZONE c.an unexplained astro-nomical discovery d.the place where the
FBI was first established
108. The Mile-High Club is a.a bird-watching society b.a Denver ski club c.a bar
in East L.A. D.OPEN TO THOSE WHO HAVE PERFORMED AERIAL ACROBATICS INSIDE A
PLANE'S REST ROOM
109. The best pick-up line is: a.Hey baby, what's your sign? B.WANT TO GO FOR A
RIDE IN MY PORSCHE? c.For a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much d.Do you know
where I can buy some Vaseline?
110. The drink Screwdriver contains a.tomato juice B.ORANGE JUICE c.grapefruit
juice d.borax
111. The first Negro to play Major League Baseball was A.JACKIE ROBINSON b.Joe
DiMaggio c.Benny Goodman d.Satchel Paige
112. The first baseball player to challenge the reserve clause was a.Philly Jo
Jones b.Roger Maris C.CURT FLOOD d.Ted Williams
113. The first man on the moon was a.John Glenn b.Neil Diamond C.NEIL ARMSTRONG
d.Jack Armstrong
114. The germ that transmits syphilis is a.Spiro Agnew B.SPIROCHETE c.Spirograph
d.Barbarella
115. The largest state is a.California B.ALASKA c.Rhode Island d.Texas
116. The last name of Annette (on the original Mickey Mouse Club) was
a.Funnicular b.that WAS her last name C.FUNICELLO d.Avalon
117. The leader of Nazi Germany was a.Boris Godunov b.Mussolini c.Oleg Cassinni
D.ADOLPH HITLER
118. The most effective form of birth control is A.ABSTINENCE b.the Rhythm
Method c.the Pill d.dating ugly people
119. The most likely place to find virgins is a.The Virgin Islands b.Virginia
C.ST. MARY'S GIRLS SCHOOL d.Hollywood
120. The most populous city in the United States is a.Los Angeles b.Mexico City
C.NEW YORK d.Chicago
121. The slogan It takes two hands to handle a whopper refers to a.John Holmes
B.A HAMBURGER c.overstuffed grocery bags d.fishing
122. The song American Pie was about a.miscegenation b.Marilyn Chambers C.A DEAD
ROCK STAR d.four minutes too long
123. The tackiest seventies fashion was A.PLATFORM SHOES B.MIDI-SKIRTS C.SHORT
HAIR d.bisexuality
124. The term Working Girl refers to a.a secretary B.A LADY OF NEGOTIABLE VIRTUE
c.an industrious woman d.an employed female
125. The world is a.flat B.SPHERICAL c.a big place d.near Fresno
126. There are about _____ calories in a can of beer a.15 B.150 c.1500 d.15000
127. Thomas Eagleton was dropped from the 1972 Democratic National Ticket when
knowledge of his previous _____ treatments became know a.skin b.screen C.SHOCK
d.scalp
128. Tiptoe Through the Tulips was recorded by a.Alice Cooper b.Alice B. Toklas
C.TINY TIM d.Big Tiny Little
129. Tom Hayden is a.one of the chicago seven b.a U. S. Congressman c.MR.JANE
FONDA d.All of the above
130. Two bits is a.all it takes to consume a Big Mac b.computer talk c.about a
dollar D.THE FORMER COST FOR A SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT
131. Utah is full of a.fresh water b.Jews c.Catholics D.NONE OF THE ABOVE
132. VCR stands for a.Very Confusing Record b.Visual Cartridgen Recording c.Very
Complete Record D.VIDEO CASSETTE RECORDER
133. What was illegal during Prohibition? a.aphrodisiacs B.ALCOHOL c.abstinence
d.perversion
134. When it's noon in California in August, in St. Louis it's a.miserable
B.2:00 P.M c.3:00 p.m d.time for a beer
135. When playing Monopoly you a.hope for a straight flush B.MUST OWN FOUR
HOUSES BEFORE BUILDING A HOTEL c.need a black jack to win d.win with a seven and
a five
136. Where's the a.catsup? b.toilet? C.BEEF? d.rest of this game?
137. Which U. S. Secretary of State was born in Germany? a.Dean Rusk B.WILLIAM
ROGERS c.George Schultz d.Henry Kissinger
138. Which U.S. President was not elected to office? a.Johnson b.Eisenhower
C.FORD d.Cleveland
139. Which is non-alcoholic? a.whiskey b.Grand Marnier C.PERRIER d.tequila
140. Which is not a baseball team? a.Blue Jays b.Cardinals C.SEAHAWKS d.Orioles
141. Which is not a car? a.Ferrari b.Porsche c.Corvair D.TOSHIBA
142. Which is not a cheese? a.Jarlsburg b.Mozzarella c.Brie D.REISLING
143. Which is not a city in Mexico? a.Tijuana b.Puerto Vallarta C.SAN DIEGO
d.Mexico City
144. Which is not a currency? a.yen b.lira C.FENNEL d.rupee
145. Which is not a mountain range? A.CAYMAN b.Appalachia c.Rockies d.Himalayas
146. Which is not a wine? a.Colombard B.BON AIRE c.Cabernet d.Muscatel
147. Which is not an American armed force? a.the Army b.the Navy c.the National
Guard D.THE NATIONAL LEAGUE
148. Which is not in Hawaii? a.Oahu b.Kauai C.FIJI d.Maui
149. Which one of these was not a war? a.Crimea b.Korea C.CHINESE d.Vietnamese
150. Which song was not recorded by Elvis? a.Hound Dog b.Love Me Tender C.WHAT'D
I SAY d.Heartbreak Hotel
151. Whips, chains and handcuffs are A.KINKY b.used by police departments
c.usually in text adventures d.only permitted in Eastern schools
152. Who has not been a U.S. Attorney General? a.John Mitchell B.SAM SHEPARD
c.Ramsey Clarkn d.Herbert Browner
153. Who is not a famous musician? a.Lawrence Welk b.Tommy Dorsey c.Les Brow
D.STEVE GARVEY
154. Who is not a mass murderer? a.Charlie Manson b.Ted Bundy c.Jack the Ripper
D.TIMOTHY LEARY
155. Who is not a sportscaster? a.Jayne Kennedy b.Howard Cosell C.JAYNE
MANSFIELD d.Frank Gifford
156. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? a.The Psychiatrist B.THE
SHADOW c. The Creeper d.Ingmar Bergman
157. Who lost a daughter but gained a meathead? a.George Jefferson b.Ronald
Reagan C.ARCHIE BUNKER d.Ted Knight
158. Who made a record album with a cover that looked like a pair of blue jeans,
complete with a working zipper? A.ROLLING STONES b.Boy George c.Olivia Newton
Jean d.Madonna
159. Who spends the most time in Las Vegas? a.Michael J. Fox B.WAYNE NEWTON c.J.
Paul Getty d.Paul Volckern
160. Who starred in Bedtime for Bonzo? a.Clint Eastwood b.Fred Astaire c.Cary
Grantn D.RONALD REAGAN
161. Who was NOT in the movie Easy Rider? a.Peter Fondan b.Dennis Hopper c.Karen
Black D.KAREN CARPENTER
162. Who was banned from Saturday Night Live because he lost a telephone poll?
a.John Belushi b.Dan Akroyd c.Chevy Chase D.ANDY KAUFMAN
163. Who was not Vice-President of the United States in 1973-74? a.Gerald Ford
b.Nelson Rockefeller C.THOMAS HAYDEN d.Spiro Agnew
164. Who was not a politician? a.Richard Nixon b.Ronald Reagan C.W. C. FIELDS
d.George Bush
165. Who was not an astronaut? A.JOHN MILTON b.John Glenn c.Neil Armstrong
d.Richard Gordon
166. Who was the inventive genius behind the Apple computer? a.Bill Gates
B.STEVE WOZNIAK c.Ken Williams d.Steve Russell
167. Who wrote To be, or not to be? A.BILL SHAKESPEARE b.Paul McCartney c.George
Bernard Shaw d.Tennessee Williams
168. Who's buried in Grant's tomb? a.Grant Tinker b.Land Grant c.NSF Grant
d.MRS.GRANT
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Leisure Suit Larry AGI Answers to the Age Questions
Written by Fasta Killa
Version 1.0 - May 27, 2000
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
This is a complete list of questions, right answers, and wrong answers.
I know because I hacked into the files.
Other people's lists of questions cover only about 1/3 of the questions or less.
This took about 8 hours to make altogether.
The right answers are in CAPS.
I got the answers to most questions by repeatidly playing the game.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Note: There may be some spelling errors, mainly missing n's or extra n's.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. A 747 is a.a cocktail b.a perfect bowling score C.A LARGE AIRPLANE d.a
prime number
2. A Macintosh is A.A KIND OF Apple B.A KIND OF apple C.AN ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
D.ALL OF THE ABOVE
3. A hard disk is A.BETTER THAN A FLOPPY b.embarrassing to have at the office
c.a state-of-the-art frisbee d.what happens when you leave your floppy out in
the sun too long
4. A moon is A.AN ASTRONOMICAL BODY B.A PRACTICAL JOKE C.A FORM OF PIE D.ALL
OF THE ABOVE
5. A nehru jacket is a.made from tanned nehru hides B.OUT OF DATE c.a Middle
Eastern prophylactic d.around a car's radiator
6. A result of Watergate was a.the loss of water b.Jimmy Carter quit C.RICHARD
NIXON QUIT d.Gerald Ford quit
7. Al Lowe is: a.under 25 b.pregnant C.NEVER CARDED d.a Woody Allen
impersonator
8. All politicians are a.hardworking b.honest c.ethical D.ON THE PUBLIC
PAYROLL
9. Angela Davis is a.the middle Pointer Sister B.A FAILED POLITICIAN c.an
example of split ends gone wild d.Bette's daughter
10. Blackjack is A.AN ACE AND A FACE CARD b.used by policemen c.related to
Caucasia Tom d.a kind of car sold only in Fresno
11. Bonnie and a.Ronnien B.CLYDE c.Hubbard d.Clod
12. Bourbon Street is in a.Whiskeyville, Indiana b.Jackass Flats, Idaho
c.Monopoly D.NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA
13. Calvin Klein is a.married to Brooke Shields b.a movie star C.A CLOTHING
DESIGNER d.President of the Coarsegold Chamber of Commerce
14. Canada is A.WHERE CANADIANS LIVE B.NORTH OF THE U.S. C.ADJACENT TO THE U.S.
D.ALL OF THE ABOVE
15. Captain Kangaroo's sidekick was a.Mr. Potato Head b.Winnie the Pooh c.Mr.
Rogers D.MR.GREENJEANS
16. Cesar Chavez led a boycott of A.GRAPES b.X-rated movies c.dirty magazines
d.goods from South Africa
17. Charlie McCarthy and a.John Lennon b.Louis Pasteur c.Albert Einstein
D.EDGAR BERGEN
18. Close Encounters of the Third Kind is about a.politics in third-world
countries b.homo- and heterosexual sex C.CREATURES FROM OUTER SPACE d.a bicycle
race across Alaska
19. Detente is a.prohibited by law in 41 states b.a feminine hygiene spray
c.the masculine form of deteuse D.A POLICY TO REPLACE WAR
20. Do girls really have cooties? a.Yes B.NO c.Some do, some don't d.Maybe
21. Does a pair of queens beat three deuces? A.YES, IN BLACKJACK b.Yes, in
poker c.No, in canasta d.It depends on what the three deuces said
22. Doonesbury's Uncle Duke is based on a.Jeffrey Hunter B.HUNTER S.THOMPSON
c.Huntz Hall d.None of the above
23. During the 70's, Carroll O'Connor portrayed a a.kindly doctor B.LOVABLE
BIGOT c.handicapped lawyer d.Negro junk dealer
24. ERA is an abbreviation for a.Earnest Realtors of America B.EQUAL RIGHTS
AMENDMENT c.Erogenous Readers Association d.Error Recovery Associates
25 Edsel is a a.girl's name b.plane C.CAR d.great investment
26. Elizabeth Taylor is A.AN ACTRESS b.creator of a line of cosmetics
c.celebrating her silver wedding anniversary d.a singer
27. Former Congressman Wilbur Mills went for a dip in the Tidal Basin with
a.nothing on but his pride b.a stripper named Fanne c.his dog Spot D.A 20-YEAR-
OLD SECRETARY
28. Frank Sinatra is a a.female impersonator b.shy pacifist C.SALOON SINGER
d.distance runner
29. G. Gordon Liddy was associated with a.the Mob b.Calvin Klein c.Elizabeth
Taylor D.THE PLUMBERS
30. Gone With The Wind is about a.outer space b.a bank robbery C.FOUR HOURS
LONG d.dust
31. Herb Alpert and the _____ Brass A.TIJUANA b.Boss c.Canadian d.Top
32. Herpes is a.caught from toilet seats b.a French dessert c.socially
desirable D.FATAL (IF GIVEN TO YOUR SPOUSE)
33. How many molecules are in a glass of water? a.one million b.one trillion
c.one million trillion D.AS MANY AS THERE ARE GLASSES OF WATER IN THE WHOLE
WORLD
34. How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A.NONE, IT'S A
HARDWARE PROBLEM B.NONE, PROGRAMMERS CAN'T FIT IN LIGHT BULBS c.100.One to hold
then bulb and 99 ton debug the house D.NONE SO FAR, BUT THEY'LL GET TO IT REAL
SOON NOW
35. Hugh Hefner is usually photographed in a.the nude b.a hot tub c.his current
lover's arms D.PAJAMAS
36. I am presently a.in elementary school b.in junior high c.fighting acne
D.PAST PUBERTY
37. I find computer games with adult content a.offensive B.ACCEPTABLE
c.repulsive d.under my bed
38. I have hair on my a.head b.palms c.keyboard D.LOTTSA PLACES
39. IBM stands for a.Ittsy Bittsy Men B.INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS MACHINES
c.Italian Branch of the Mafia d.Iranian Broom Makers
40. If Bo Derek were here, I'd ask her to a.leave b.respect my privacy c.help
me with my homework D.STOP PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES
50. If a physician were stranded on a desert island with Bo Derek, he would
probably a.build a boat b.take two aspirins c.overcharge her D.THANK GOD
51. If you arrived at a party wearing your birthday suit, you would a.make many
new friends b.be thrown out c.fit right in D.IT DEPENDS ON THE PARTY
52. In Westworld, where nothing can go wrong, guests were entertained by
a.Stephen Wright b.X-rated movies C.ROBOTS d.Rodney Dangerfield
53. In some personal ads, TV stands for a.television b.transvestite c.trans-
venereal D.TERRE-VORACIC
54. In the movie, Paint Your Wagon, Clint Eastwood sang A.I TALK TO THE TREES
b.Go Ahead, Make My Wagon c.I If Had A Mayor d.None of the above
55. Is this software pirated? a.Yes b.I'm not talking C.NO (HOW COULD YOU EVEN
ASK!) d.No, just borrowed
56. It is customary to tip about a.2 per cent b.6 per cent C.15 PER CENT d.25
per cent
57. It's not nice to fool a.Mother Hubbard B.MOTHER NATURE c.the government
d.Mayor Daly
58. James Brown is often referred to as a.the Chairman of the Board b.a great
athlete c.the Velvet Fog D.THE GODFATHER OF SOUL
59. James Earl Jones was the voice of a.Jason in Friday the 13th b.Freddie in
Nightmare on Elm Street C.DARTH VADER IN STAR WARS d.Kriswell in Plan 9 From
Outer Space
60. Joan Rivers is a.the real name of Dear Abby b.engaged to Johnny Carson C.A
FORMER TALK SHOW HOSTESS d.polite to all those around her
61. Joe DiMaggio played a.pool B.BASEBALL c.basketball d.trumpet
62. John Belushi was on a.Mr.Rogers b.The PTL club c.My Mother the Car
D.SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
63. John F. Kennedy drove a A.PT BOAT b.spike faster than a steam driver
c.battleship D.FERRARI
64. Johnny Carson is a.a singer b.David Letterman's sidekick C.ED MCMAHON'S
SIDEKICK d.an actor
65. Kookie's address was A.77 SUNSET STRIP b.on Wistful Vista Street c.334 Elm
Street d.1313 Mockingbird Lane
66. Kwi-Chang-Caine became famous by saying a.I am not a crook b.The barren fig
tree bears no plums c.Hi, sailor New in town? D.AAAAAIIIJEEEAAGGGH!
67. Las Vegas is famous for a.its beaches b.being the capital of Arizona
C.GAMBLING d.its weather
68. Lee Harvey Oswald killed a.Harvey Milk b.Charles Nelson Reilly C.JOHN
FITZGERALD KENNEDY d.William Randolph Hearst
69. Let It Be was recorded by a.the Rolling Stones b.the Monkees c.Creedence
Clearwater D.THE BEATLES
70. Lingerie is A.SEXY b.a kind of car c.a French food d.edible
71. Lucy, Ricky, Fred and a.Barney b.Carol c.Alice D.ETHEL
72. Making a Hole in One is A.EVERY GOLFER'S DREAM b.too dirty to discuss here
c.something carpenters do d.best done with scissors
73. Marlon Brando is a.a singer B.AN ACTOR c.a politician d.a kind of soap.
74. Martha Mitchell was a.a porno star b.a famous author C.THE OUTSPOKEN WIFE
OF AN ATTORNEY GENERAL d.All of the above
75. Mel Brooks is a.black b.Puerto Rican C.A COMEDIAN d.Catholic
76. Michael Doonesbury founded a.the American Nazi Party B.WALDEN PUDDLE
COMMUNE c.the Young Republicans d.the Grace Jones Fan Club
77. Mohammed Ali is a.a ballet star b.an Arab terrorist C.A PROFESSIONAL BOXER
d.a singer
78. Mork was from the planet A.ORK b.Vulcan c.Krypton d.Pluto
79. My boss is a.a jerk b.a total jerk c.an absolute total jerk D.RESPONSIBLE
FOR MY PAYCHECK
80. My favorite actor is a.Pia Zadora b.Fred Flintstone c.Jim Bakker D.NOT
LISTED HERE
81. My parents are a.age 10 to 25 b.age 25 to 30 c.age 31 to 35 D.36 OR OVER
82. My sex life is best described as a.non-existent and non-contemplated b.what
sex life? C.NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS d.a ripening tomato
83. NORML is a.not gay b.what Falwell wants you to be C.TRYING TO LEGALIZE
MARIJUANA d.misspelled
84. O. J. Simpson is a.an R & B singer b.under indictment c.embarrassed by his
first name (Olivia) D.NO ONE TO FOOL WITH
85. Oral Roberts is a.a thermometer technique B.AN EVANGELIST c.best done with
a friend d.shy
86. Paul, John, Ringo and a.Fred B.GEORGE c.Harry d.me
87. Peter Benchley's novel Jaws was about a.Linda Lovelace b.dieting c.Joan
Rivers D.SHARKS
88. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled a.pips b.pipers C.PEPPERS d.peekers
89. Pia Zadora is A.SEXY B.A SINGER C.SHORT D.ALL OF THE ABOVE
90. President Eisenhower's nickname was a.Tink b.Blackjack C.IKE d.Tina
91. President Ford prescribed _____ for dealing with economic problems
a.tranquilizers B.EMPLOYMENT c.that everyone wear a WIN button d.that everyone
should have a nice day
92. Ralph Boysen invented a.the boysenberry B.FINS ON 50'S CARS c.bell bottomed
jeans d.the juke box
93. Richard Nixon was a.an audio technician b.a plumber's friend c.a comedian
D.A PRESIDENT
94. Richard Nixon was the _____ President of the United States a.last
b.funniest C.THIRTY-SEVENTH d.first Negro
95. Ronald Reagan's co-star in Bedtime for Bonzo was A.A MONKEY b.Peter O'Toole
c.Bonzo the Clown d.Marilyn Monroe
96. Sergeant Pepper was a.the Beatles' chauffeur b.Elvis' manager C.THE LEADER
OF THE LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND d.hung for treason
97. Sex is A.GREAT b.ok c.a spectator sport d.a mystery to me
98. Spiro Agnew is a.a form of social disease b.a jazz-fusion rock band C.A
FORMER VICE PRESIDENT d.the first woman in Congress
99. Taxes should be a.lower b.higher C.UNCHANGED d.eliminated
100. Ted Kennedy is best remembered for his A.DRIVING B.UNDERWATER FREE-STYLE
C.BROTHERS D.ALL OF THE ABOVE
101. The 1973 album Dark Side of the Moon was recorded by A.PINK FLOYD b.Deep
Purple c.Bad News d.the Grateful Dead
102. The 70's practice of running around naked was called a.flashing B.STREAKING
c.swinging d.on account of rain
103. The American television debut of Bob Hope, Dinah Shore, Elvis, and the
Beatles was on A.THE ED SULLIVAN SHOW b.Your Show of Shows c.The Tonight Show
d.My Mother, the Car
104. The Atlantic and Pacific Oceans are connected by the A.PANAMA CANAL b.Snake
River c.hips d.Isthmus of Panama
105. The Chicago Seven was a.some people who only seem crazy in retrospect b.the
Bears' defensive line c.burned for showing Country in three different theatres
D.PARTIALLY CONVICTED
106. The East Coast is A.HOME OF THE METS b.a country c.where people talk funny
d.adjacent to Texas
107. The G-Spot is supposed to be a.Ground Zero at a nuclear blast B.A FEMALE
EROGENOUS ZONE c.an unexplained astro-nomical discovery d.the place where the
FBI was first established
108. The Mile-High Club is a.a bird-watching society b.a Denver ski club c.a bar
in East L.A. D.OPEN TO THOSE WHO HAVE PERFORMED AERIAL ACROBATICS INSIDE A
PLANE'S REST ROOM
109. The best pick-up line is: a.Hey baby, what's your sign? B.WANT TO GO FOR A
RIDE IN MY PORSCHE? c.For a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much d.Do you know
where I can buy some Vaseline?
110. The drink Screwdriver contains a.tomato juice B.ORANGE JUICE c.grapefruit
juice d.borax
111. The first Negro to play Major League Baseball was A.JACKIE ROBINSON b.Joe
DiMaggio c.Benny Goodman d.Satchel Paige
112. The first baseball player to challenge the reserve clause was a.Philly Jo
Jones b.Roger Maris C.CURT FLOOD d.Ted Williams
113. The first man on the moon was a.John Glenn b.Neil Diamond C.NEIL ARMSTRONG
d.Jack Armstrong
114. The germ that transmits syphilis is a.Spiro Agnew B.SPIROCHETE c.Spirograph
d.Barbarella
115. The largest state is a.California B.ALASKA c.Rhode Island d.Texas
116. The last name of Annette (on the original Mickey Mouse Club) was
a.Funnicular b.that WAS her last name C.FUNICELLO d.Avalon
117. The leader of Nazi Germany was a.Boris Godunov b.Mussolini c.Oleg Cassinni
D.ADOLPH HITLER
118. The most effective form of birth control is A.ABSTINENCE b.the Rhythm
Method c.the Pill d.dating ugly people
119. The most likely place to find virgins is a.The Virgin Islands b.Virginia
C.ST. MARY'S GIRLS SCHOOL d.Hollywood
120. The most populous city in the United States is a.Los Angeles b.Mexico City
C.NEW YORK d.Chicago
121. The slogan It takes two hands to handle a whopper refers to a.John Holmes
B.A HAMBURGER c.overstuffed grocery bags d.fishing
122. The song American Pie was about a.miscegenation b.Marilyn Chambers C.A DEAD
ROCK STAR d.four minutes too long
123. The tackiest seventies fashion was A.PLATFORM SHOES B.MIDI-SKIRTS C.SHORT
HAIR d.bisexuality
124. The term Working Girl refers to a.a secretary B.A LADY OF NEGOTIABLE VIRTUE
c.an industrious woman d.an employed female
125. The world is a.flat B.SPHERICAL c.a big place d.near Fresno
126. There are about _____ calories in a can of beer a.15 B.150 c.1500 d.15000
127. Thomas Eagleton was dropped from the 1972 Democratic National Ticket when
knowledge of his previous _____ treatments became know a.skin b.screen C.SHOCK
d.scalp
128. Tiptoe Through the Tulips was recorded by a.Alice Cooper b.Alice B. Toklas
C.TINY TIM d.Big Tiny Little
129. Tom Hayden is a.one of the chicago seven b.a U. S. Congressman c.MR.JANE
FONDA d.All of the above
130. Two bits is a.all it takes to consume a Big Mac b.computer talk c.about a
dollar D.THE FORMER COST FOR A SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT
131. Utah is full of a.fresh water b.Jews c.Catholics D.NONE OF THE ABOVE
132. VCR stands for a.Very Confusing Record b.Visual Cartridgen Recording c.Very
Complete Record D.VIDEO CASSETTE RECORDER
133. What was illegal during Prohibition? a.aphrodisiacs B.ALCOHOL c.abstinence
d.perversion
134. When it's noon in California in August, in St. Louis it's a.miserable
B.2:00 P.M c.3:00 p.m d.time for a beer
135. When playing Monopoly you a.hope for a straight flush B.MUST OWN FOUR
HOUSES BEFORE BUILDING A HOTEL c.need a black jack to win d.win with a seven and
a five
136. Where's the a.catsup? b.toilet? C.BEEF? d.rest of this game?
137. Which U. S. Secretary of State was born in Germany? a.Dean Rusk B.WILLIAM
ROGERS c.George Schultz d.Henry Kissinger
138. Which U.S. President was not elected to office? a.Johnson b.Eisenhower
C.FORD d.Cleveland
139. Which is non-alcoholic? a.whiskey b.Grand Marnier C.PERRIER d.tequila
140. Which is not a baseball team? a.Blue Jays b.Cardinals C.SEAHAWKS d.Orioles
141. Which is not a car? a.Ferrari b.Porsche c.Corvair D.TOSHIBA
142. Which is not a cheese? a.Jarlsburg b.Mozzarella c.Brie D.REISLING
143. Which is not a city in Mexico? a.Tijuana b.Puerto Vallarta C.SAN DIEGO
d.Mexico City
144. Which is not a currency? a.yen b.lira C.FENNEL d.rupee
145. Which is not a mountain range? A.CAYMAN b.Appalachia c.Rockies d.Himalayas
146. Which is not a wine? a.Colombard B.BON AIRE c.Cabernet d.Muscatel
147. Which is not an American armed force? a.the Army b.the Navy c.the National
Guard D.THE NATIONAL LEAGUE
148. Which is not in Hawaii? a.Oahu b.Kauai C.FIJI d.Maui
149. Which one of these was not a war? a.Crimea b.Korea C.CHINESE d.Vietnamese
150. Which song was not recorded by Elvis? a.Hound Dog b.Love Me Tender C.WHAT'D
I SAY d.Heartbreak Hotel
151. Whips, chains and handcuffs are A.KINKY b.used by police departments
c.usually in text adventures d.only permitted in Eastern schools
152. Who has not been a U.S. Attorney General? a.John Mitchell B.SAM SHEPARD
c.Ramsey Clarkn d.Herbert Browner
153. Who is not a famous musician? a.Lawrence Welk b.Tommy Dorsey c.Les Brow
D.STEVE GARVEY
154. Who is not a mass murderer? a.Charlie Manson b.Ted Bundy c.Jack the Ripper
D.TIMOTHY LEARY
155. Who is not a sportscaster? a.Jayne Kennedy b.Howard Cosell C.JAYNE
MANSFIELD d.Frank Gifford
156. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? a.The Psychiatrist B.THE
SHADOW c. The Creeper d.Ingmar Bergman
157. Who lost a daughter but gained a meathead? a.George Jefferson b.Ronald
Reagan C.ARCHIE BUNKER d.Ted Knight
158. Who made a record album with a cover that looked like a pair of blue jeans,
complete with a working zipper? A.ROLLING STONES b.Boy George c.Olivia Newton
Jean d.Madonna
159. Who spends the most time in Las Vegas? a.Michael J. Fox B.WAYNE NEWTON c.J.
Paul Getty d.Paul Volckern
160. Who starred in Bedtime for Bonzo? a.Clint Eastwood b.Fred Astaire c.Cary
Grantn D.RONALD REAGAN
161. Who was NOT in the movie Easy Rider? a.Peter Fondan b.Dennis Hopper c.Karen
Black D.KAREN CARPENTER
162. Who was banned from Saturday Night Live because he lost a telephone poll?
a.John Belushi b.Dan Akroyd c.Chevy Chase D.ANDY KAUFMAN
163. Who was not Vice-President of the United States in 1973-74? a.Gerald Ford
b.Nelson Rockefeller C.THOMAS HAYDEN d.Spiro Agnew
164. Who was not a politician? a.Richard Nixon b.Ronald Reagan C.W. C. FIELDS
d.George Bush
165. Who was not an astronaut? A.JOHN MILTON b.John Glenn c.Neil Armstrong
d.Richard Gordon
166. Who was the inventive genius behind the Apple computer? a.Bill Gates
B.STEVE WOZNIAK c.Ken Williams d.Steve Russell
167. Who wrote To be, or not to be? A.BILL SHAKESPEARE b.Paul McCartney c.George
Bernard Shaw d.Tennessee Williams
168. Who's buried in Grant's tomb? a.Grant Tinker b.Land Grant c.NSF Grant
d.MRS.GRANT
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