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sissor_man
sissor_man@hotmail.com
07/09/00
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THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW
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A few words before i start with this faq, this faq is for leisure suit larry in
the land of the
lounge lizards VGA version. there are many faq's out for both versions, so i
decided to add to
the list. i hope you like my faq and find it helpful, i have a box of thank
you's
on the
bottom, i also apologize if anything in this faq is wrong (spelling, grammer,
etc.) I expect the
people that read this to know how to function in the game, such as move and
smell
and use items.
oh by the way this faq is protected by copyright law 1998, Joey Rowland
(understand) i refer to
larry as you, and sometimes as larry i think it adds more taste to this faq so
you or larry its
always the PLAYER.
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LET THE FAQ BEGIN
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1. IN THE BEGGINING
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In the beggining when you first start up leisure suit larry in the land of the
lounge lizards
vga version (ahhh) you are confronted with one question that everybody hates to
be asked when
playing an adult content video game, your age. If you click you are under 15
than
it tells you
that you are too young to be playing this game and to get an adult right away
(well we all know
no one is wanting to get an adult, so they kick you off) if you click over 100
they say no your
not and instantly kick you out. so the best one in my opinion would be 16-18, of
corse they mock
you and ask shouldn't you be doing your homework but who cares if they let you
in? but if only it
was that easy, you are confronted with more than a few questions concerning your
age. (o.k. o.k.,
if you want to answer them and try to get them right by all means do, but if you
want a quick and
easy way out just press Ctl+Alt+X) of course you will be called a cheater but
who
cares, your
on your way to play the game, but oh what is this, a copy protection question?
well sorry folks
but you must have a legit copy of the game i can't help you out with this one,
look in the book
for the answer or if you lost the book (yea, right) just guess. and finally when
you are finished
it will be time for you to slip in your leisure suit...
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2. IN THE LAND OF THE LOUNGE LIZARDS
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Here you are leisure suit larry finally living your dream of becoming a sexy
swinger, but low and
behold you must find a woman. all you have in your pocket is some lint, a pocket
watch, which
states that the time is 10:00, breath spray and wallet with credit cards (not
used in the game)
some notes (sierra hint line, and buy more al lowe games) and 94 bucks in cash
(what the heck
that is not enouph to buy chicks respect), so you need to go to the casino. How
you ask, when
everytime you try to cross the street a car runs you over without consideration
and if you try
to take the ally a mean gang member beats the crap out of you, so how? well you
see that
small yellow sign with writting on it (well its not that samll) click your hand
cursor on it and
larry will yell for a taxi (but he shouldn't wait too long because there is a
little dog there
waiting in the shadows to mark his territory) but be patient soon enouph a taxi
will pull up to
the curb, but dont keep the taxi waiting too long or he will drive off. use your
hand cursor on
the taxi and larry will strut over there open the door and hop in.
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3. ON YOUR WAY TO SCORE SOME DOUGH
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As you enter the taxi, the driver starts the meter and snarls where to buddy?
well, you have in
mind the casino, but just click your talk cursor on the taxi, and larry will ask
where the hot
spots in town are. The driver glady gives you a long explanation to where
everything is happening
in the land of the lounge lizards (i mean why not the meter is rolling) and it
will give you a
list of all the happening spots, click casino, and the driver will take you
there. (be careful not
to talk to him again, its twice as much when you change your mind on where you
want to go. and
after a couple of seconds and many dollars later the taxi comes to a stop.
remember to pay him
(click on your suitcase, click your wallet, click o.k. and click the wallet on
the taxi driver)
the taxi will thank you and hopes to see you again (dont offer a tip its not in
his best interest
he beleives) finnaly you are glad to get out of that stinky taxi cab, now you
are
in front of the
casino. And that means only one thing time to gamble. so you enter the building.
(isn't it funny
how the doors swing open when you try to reach out to them) and here you are
inside the casino
your home away from home, you still think to yourself, if i want chicks i need
green, so you head
over the the only available black jack machine. click your hand cursor on the
black jack machine
to play. It charges 10 dollars, that is the minimum bet for this machine. (BUT
BEFORE YOU CLICK
ON THE BLACK JACK MACHINE BE SURE TO SAVE IT BECAUSE WHEN YOUR BROKE, YOUR OVER
WITH) wager all
the money you have (besides you have to bet alot to get alot) and if you win,
your money gets
doubled. (what i do is every time i win i click cash out and i save it that way
if i lose i can
always restore my game) continue to do that untill you get about 700 dollars,
you
dont really
need that much but more is better than less. when you are finsihed winning big
SAVE IT!!!
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4. A TRIP TO LEFTY'S
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You decide to leave the casino, and check out that bar you were in front of when
you first
arrived in the land of the lounge lizards. so you hail a taxi (remember click
the
hand cursor on
that little yellow sign?) and as you are waiting you are approached by a nude
man
whos only
covering is a barrel. he asks you if you are interested in buying an apple, real
cheap only 10
dollars (yea, right) so you think hey i have plenty of money, whats 10 dollars
so
you buy one.
(get your wallet ready and click it on the man, he will then give you a red
apple) alright the
man says as he leaves. Your taxi pulls up to greet you so you enter, this time
your destination
is to that bar called lefty's. as the taxi drops you off in front of leftys you
decide to get a
drink (hopefully you paid the taxi) this bar is a dump larry thinks to himself
as
he checks out
the art that he so loves to admire. Larrys gaze instantly moves twords the woman
whos leg muscle
could choke a bull. hello lovely leg larry tells her as she get angry with him
and threatens you.
the bathroom larry thinks to himself, i better go as soon as i get a drink. so
larry decides to
go to the empty stool to sit down and have a few drinks. as he gives the
bartender his order, a
man with blonde hair and a filthy white t-shirt starts telling jokes, but the
weird thing about
it is, its only the last part of it. click your talk cursor on him to shut him
up, and if he
continues keep telling him to shut his mouth, he'll never learn but a few
seconds
of silence is
better than none. here's your drink sir the bartender said as he slammed down a
shot of whiskey,
hey thanks you tell him as you sit 5 bucks on the table, you don't decide to
drink the whiskey
instead you decide to hold on to it. you stand up and begin to walk over the the
jute box, until
you smell your breath (ewwwwwwwww..) if your going to score women, your going to
have to have
more than just money, you have to have nice smelling breath. so you decide to
use
your breath
spary. (ahhhhh) as good as new. you insert a dollar into the jute box and pick a
song of your
choosing (i don't really listen to the jute box so pick whatever) as you stand
and listen to
the music, you decide now would be a good time to head to that bathroom. on your
way to the
restroom, there is a rose sitting on the table that catches your attention, and
also a bum
that also catches your attention. you decide to take the rose, and talk to the
bum. Hey man you
got a drink, he tells you through drunken slurs. well of course you got that
whiskey, that you
decided not to drink, so what better to use it on than on a drunk? so you give
the drunk your
drink. (glug,glug,glug) the drunk bum thanks you by giving you a remote, you
take
it to show
respect, i mean what could a bum give you? and you enter the bathroom to start
your buisness.
finally your alone away from all the noise of chit chatter and away from all the
filth or so you
thought. leftys bathroom is as clean as his bar, but you decide a toilet is a
toilet. so you sit
down to do some buisness. (click your hand on the pot) and you pick up your
favorite newspaper.
how boring you think as you decide the graffiti on the wall is more interesting
than that dull
newspaper. there are various messages there such as ken sent me. hmmmmmmmm, that
is interesting
larry thinks to himself as he decides to write it down. Im finsihed he says to
himself as he puts
the paper away. nah i better not flush you say aloud as you seen the maintenece
of this place.
ill just try to wash my hands, as you do you find out there are no towels, but
something much
more valuable. a ring, you decide to take it. (you consider bringing back this
ring but than you
come to your sensus) you can't stand to smell this restroom anymore so you
leave.
did something
die in there the smart mouthish bum states, you decide to ignore it, as you
enter
the bar, a
woman yells out hey dork you got toilet paper on your leg, you decide to ignore
that also. theres
another door besides the exit and the one that leads to the restroom you notice,
so you decide to
see where it leads.
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5. TO THE UNKOWN
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You try to open the door but to your suprize it is locked. you knock on the door
and wait for an
answer. after a while and man looks through the peep hole, and states, whats da
password? you sit
there stunned for a minute (but dont be stunned too long or he'll leave you high
and dry) you
begin to stutter uhhh?? ken.. sennnnt.. me? the man behind the door snarls, just
a minute, and
you hear a click. it worked the door is open!!! but what lies behind it? you
decide to go through
and you see many things, for instant the moose is real, and there is a t.v. and
a
pimp gaurding
a stairway that looks to be leading to that room with the light on in front of
leftys. You decide
hey im going to try out this remote on this t.v. i mean the bum probably stole
it, or something.
so you turn the power on. poof the t.v. turns to life. it worked you say to
yourself as you
channel surf. Ohhh.. marsha.. oh.. you turn into a channel that perks your
interest as much as
the pimps, he pushes you out of the way, move it your in the way as everything
you do seems to
be ignored. You walk up the stairs now's my chance what is this guy gaurding any
ways?
(he's a pimp so you decide)
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6. A VISIT TO THE BUISNESS LADY
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You see a black woman sitting on a raggedy looking bed, shes chewing gum, and
has
a sign above
her bed that says no refunds for early withdrawls. you notice she has her cloths
on a line above
a table that has a heart shaped box of candy on it. the window is open and the
light is on. you
look at the woman, who certainly enjoys her gum, and take a second to decide,
ewww i need
protection, so you decide, to leave to the conveinence store to purchase your
nessasary needs.
the pimps program should be on for quite a while so you leave and hail a taxi.
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7. A TRIP TO THE STORE
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as you leave the taxi, you discover there is a blue phone so you decide to have
a
little fun.
you dial 555-6969, and a woman with a smooth voice answers. (ill skip all these
questions becasue
this is your turn to have fun) after hearing your prize you hang up and walk
inside the store.
there are camera's everywhere so you decide to just get the nessasary things
now,
and get out of
here quickly. you go over to the rack to get a specail magazine, you get some
cheap booze, you
see if they have any breath spray in case yours run out, and you go up to the
counter and notice
the one item you really need. (you see on the counter a little box click the
hand
cursor on that)
you look around to see if anyone notices you and you ask the clerk a question.
(he's gald to
answer your question and more, this is your part so have fun) you pay for all of
it and leave.
as you stand outside a bum, much like the one at leftys bar approaches you and
asks you for some
money give him money if your heart is soft, but what he really wants is some
booze. so give him
that cheap booze you bought. (you and the buisness lady are just going to have
to
drink water)
the glugs it down quicker than the last bum and thanks you, he gives you a
pocket
knife. hey
thanks you say as the phone starts to ring you walk over to answer it (this is
your part so have
fun) as you hang up you hail a taxi, becasue you have to visit that professional
lady pronto.
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8. IT'S TIME
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It's time to fulfill your fantasy so get out of the taxi, head into leftys, pass
the brainwashed
pimp, head upstairs, and in front of the bed. take off your cloths, use your
breath spray, and
put on your jimmy hat, and jump right in. after a minute (hahaha) your finished,
take off your
jimmy hat after you get dressed and ask her how was it. how was what she
replied.
you feel bad,
not about that comment but about how you want to please other parts of you than
just your special
organ. you think to yourself that everytime you pass the pimp its a risk so you
head out the
window, but before you do, you decide to get some chocolate, who knows there
might be a woman who
just loves sweets. when you are out of the window you notice there is a window
next door with
some pills in it, and a trash can below you. you walk over to the emergency
ladder very carefully
not to fall and whooooooops, you fell in the trash. this is embarrising you say
to yourself so
you decide to make something of it by exploring the trash can. bingo!!! you
found
a hammer, you
never know when a good old hammer might come into place. so you get out of the
trash can and find
yourself standing in front of leftys again.
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9. WHAT NOW?
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You finsihed what you came here to do, you won quite a chunk of change at the
casino, but your
still not happy. I know what will cheer me up you say to yourself, a nice night
out in the disco
club, but how do i get into there you say to yourself, when you went to the
store, you noticed a
big bouncer standing there. I need to think..hmmmmmm, i know ill try the casino
again all sorts
of rich and important people lose their stuff there. and so you hail a taxi, and
head twords the
casino, as you enter the casino you decide to explore more of it. (besides you
got nothing else
to do)
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10. INSIDE THE LOBBY OF THE CASINO
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There it is a disco card carelessly laid in an ashtray, you decide to take it
and
put it in your
pocket, besides its yours now. you think, hey this is luck, or im a really good
fourtune teller.
you look at the card and then at a big sign that say the cabbana. you decide to
go in there and
relax, i mean you need your energy for the big night, don't you? you enter the
cabbana and see
red headed woman dancing. no you say to yourself there are somethings i just
won't watch. and you
leave, you decide to come back and give them another chance but they are not
there a comedian is.
so you decide to get a seat up front (besides theres no one here) but as you
look
down a sign
says reserved. you check every table all except for one in the back behind a
pillar is researved.
you sit down, to rest your feet and you hear a fart sound. oh man you say caught
in one of the
comedians jokes. you sit and watch the entertainer for a couple of seconds, than
you hear his
jokes. Thats it you say off to the casino this place is about as exciting as
watching cheese mold
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11. ON YOUR WAY TO THE DISCO
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As you get out of the cab you confront the big bouncer, you show no fear as you
show him your
disco card. he looks at it and steps aside, right after you sir he says. thank
you, you say as
you enter the casino. man this place is alvie you say aloud, as your gaze
instantly turns to the
woman sitting all alone next to an empty chair. you decide to sit by her and
make
eye contact.
she is pretty, you think to yourself as you decide to just be quiet and shower
her with gifts.
this just might be my lucky day you say as you hand her a rose. thank you i love
flowers she says
as she takes it. you look through your pockets and take out the candy and give
it
to her. oh she
says thank you i love candy. you think one more gift and shes bound to get with
me, you take out
the ring and give it to her. her smile is uncontrolable as she takes the ring
and
thanks you. Um
fawna you find out her name, would you like to dance with me. She smiles well of
course this is
enouph to make any woman dance. (this is your part have fun) after a while of
the
dancing you two
both decide to sit back down. as you are talking she wants to make out with a
swinger such as
yourself. but there is one problem she is very relegious and needs to be married
first. she says
she can go to the marriage chapel to get hitched but it'll cost 200 big ones.
fine you say as you
hand her the money since i won so much at the casino, its worth it. oh i love
money she says as
she gets up and leaves you where you sit. you stand up and decide your time is
overwith here and
you begin to head to the wedding chapel.
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12. GETTING MARRIED
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as you get out of the taxi you are in front of the wedding chapel(be weary of
those in dusters)
you enter and fawn and the preacher are already waiting to link you in the bond
of holy matromony
the vows are recited and you need to couph up another 100 bucks, easy enouph you
say, as you hand
over your money. after a while the wedding is over, it is nothing like you
expected it to be. but
who cares fawn is in the honey moon room she ordered for the both of you just
waiting for one man
in leisure. so you walk over to the casino which is right next door to the
wedding chapel.
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13. THE NIGHT OF THE HONEYMOON
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finaly you are married, and you are in the casino, on your way to one of the
most
beutifal woman
on the planet. you have no idea what your room number is or what floor it is on
for that matter
(since im nice ill tell you its on the 4th floor a door with a heart on it is
your room) as you
make your way up you knock on the door, fawna yells come on in!! you instantly
open the door
hoping to get down to buisness. the room is well lit with a nice window behind
the king sized
heart shaped bed, the counter across the room is covered with many interesting
things, and that
statue seems to make the room come alive. a radio is sitting on a drawer turned
off. This ocasion
is nice you say to yourself as you turn on the radio, just as your getting
comfortable a radio
commercial comes on the air advertising champaine. (it will give you the number
write it down)
you decide hey, thats just what i need to make this night more better. but you
counterdict your-
self, the phone in the lobby is broke, the only one is next to the store and so
you decide if it
has to be done than so be it.
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14. A SHORT PHONE CALL
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As soon as you make the phone call you best have enouph money to pay for it
(which you will)
dial the number, as you have written it, and someone will answer, larry will
tell
the person to
deleiver it to the honeymoon suite. and the phonecall is complete (get your but
back to the hotel
room) As you get back to your room fawna mistakes you for some cute delivery
boy.
oh well a case
of mistaken identity you think to yourself. you enter the room and pour some
chanpaine. you and
fawna drink and after awhile you two get down to buisness. (this is your part
have fun) after
fawna takes your money and leaves you high and dry, and tied up you think to
yourself how will i
ever get out of this.
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15. THE GREAT ESCAPE
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Now things have gone pretty quick, the sudden so called mugging, and the false
wedding, and worse
yet you being tied up. you begin to think on how you can get yourself out of
this
one, and then
it comes to you. the bum, the KNIFE!!! you cut yourself free using only your
foot
as your hand.
(very impressive) you put the knife back into your pocket and take the ribbon.
(who knows when
some ribbon will come in handy all the items so far has) you put your cloths
back
on and check
your wallet, hah you lauph fawna didn't take my hidden 10 dollars. after a few
seconds you take
a deep breath to take in all that has happened. what do i do you say to
yourself.
i know im a
good gambler ill just make all my money back. (remember the trick in the
beggining)
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16. THE SEARCH FOR A PERFECT NIGHT
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As larry sits on a stool in front of the counter in leftys bar, drinking a round
with everyone in
the bar a thought occurs to him. Hey there is still much more to that casino
than
i thought there
would be. i could go back there and check out some more women! larry stood up,
o.k. but i have an
idea! larry instantly ran past the pimp up the stairs, out the bedroom of the
prostitute and
looked into the window with the pills. You yell out loud, i knew i seen those
pills before, those
make the highest of the stuck up of woman fall for any man. larry thought. now
to
fulfill my plan
ill use this touph ribbon tie it around me and the rail and fly over to the
window. then i will
open the window and take the pills. so larry did it, and it worked except for
one
thing, the
window is locked. maaaaaaan!!!!!! you yell out as you take out your hammer and
bust the window
open. it worked and you got the pills, (anger is the best medicine). finaly its
time to hunt
babes. so you take off the ribon and head to the unexplored part of the casino.
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17. A VISIT TO FAITH
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As larry makes his way to the top of the hotel in the casino, he cant help but
notice the most
sexiest woman that he had ever seen. He talked to her for a moment, and found
out
that she
lived up to her name. she was forever faithful to her boyfreind. Hah not for
long
you think as
you give her some of your pills. is that what i think it is she says as she
takes
a whole bottle.
You smile as you are ready to fulfill another one of your fantasy's. but low and
behold she held
true to her name. she runs off and leaves her post ungaurded. man, you say to
yourself as you
slam down on the podeium where faith was standing. (click) you hear a sound and
an elevator
opened from behind you. where does this lead you say to yourself as you enter
through it. to your
suprize it was a big room, and that would mean one thing a woman!!!
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18. EXPLORING THE ROOM
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You discover that the room is on top of the casino, real beautifal, you look
inside and see a
bedroom, you decide to explore in there, the only thing you decide that is of
interest in this
room is the closet. you decide to open it to discover a rubber doll. you blow
air
into it, in
hopes that this wont be your only action. (this is your part fill it with air by
putting your
mouth icon on it and put your zipper somewhere) as you have your fun the balloon
woman pops and
flies away from your sight you decide to follow at a rather quick pace.
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19. SAY HELLO TO EVE
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The ballon flies over the casino building and off to nothingness but that doesnt
really matter
since all your concentration is set on the woman in the sauna. you talk to the
pretty girl for
a matter of seconds before she invites you into the pool. (well dont just stand
there like a
dummy jump in and have fun) as you are in the sauna with eve your foot magically
moves to the
button to turn the bubbles off. (wow!!!) you talk to eve for a minute to learn
how you can tame
her wild heart. (if you dont know this one, ill tell you eve+apple get it adam
and eve, she ate
the forbidin fruit which is thought to be an apple)
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20. SPARKS FLY
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This is your part of the ending have fun, and one more thing that is ken
williams
that advertises
the games of the other larrys, i hope you had real fun playing this.
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sissor_man@hotmail.com
07/09/00
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THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW
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A few words before i start with this faq, this faq is for leisure suit larry in
the land of the
lounge lizards VGA version. there are many faq's out for both versions, so i
decided to add to
the list. i hope you like my faq and find it helpful, i have a box of thank
you's
on the
bottom, i also apologize if anything in this faq is wrong (spelling, grammer,
etc.) I expect the
people that read this to know how to function in the game, such as move and
smell
and use items.
oh by the way this faq is protected by copyright law 1998, Joey Rowland
(understand) i refer to
larry as you, and sometimes as larry i think it adds more taste to this faq so
you or larry its
always the PLAYER.
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LET THE FAQ BEGIN
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1. IN THE BEGGINING
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In the beggining when you first start up leisure suit larry in the land of the
lounge lizards
vga version (ahhh) you are confronted with one question that everybody hates to
be asked when
playing an adult content video game, your age. If you click you are under 15
than
it tells you
that you are too young to be playing this game and to get an adult right away
(well we all know
no one is wanting to get an adult, so they kick you off) if you click over 100
they say no your
not and instantly kick you out. so the best one in my opinion would be 16-18, of
corse they mock
you and ask shouldn't you be doing your homework but who cares if they let you
in? but if only it
was that easy, you are confronted with more than a few questions concerning your
age. (o.k. o.k.,
if you want to answer them and try to get them right by all means do, but if you
want a quick and
easy way out just press Ctl+Alt+X) of course you will be called a cheater but
who
cares, your
on your way to play the game, but oh what is this, a copy protection question?
well sorry folks
but you must have a legit copy of the game i can't help you out with this one,
look in the book
for the answer or if you lost the book (yea, right) just guess. and finally when
you are finished
it will be time for you to slip in your leisure suit...
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2. IN THE LAND OF THE LOUNGE LIZARDS
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Here you are leisure suit larry finally living your dream of becoming a sexy
swinger, but low and
behold you must find a woman. all you have in your pocket is some lint, a pocket
watch, which
states that the time is 10:00, breath spray and wallet with credit cards (not
used in the game)
some notes (sierra hint line, and buy more al lowe games) and 94 bucks in cash
(what the heck
that is not enouph to buy chicks respect), so you need to go to the casino. How
you ask, when
everytime you try to cross the street a car runs you over without consideration
and if you try
to take the ally a mean gang member beats the crap out of you, so how? well you
see that
small yellow sign with writting on it (well its not that samll) click your hand
cursor on it and
larry will yell for a taxi (but he shouldn't wait too long because there is a
little dog there
waiting in the shadows to mark his territory) but be patient soon enouph a taxi
will pull up to
the curb, but dont keep the taxi waiting too long or he will drive off. use your
hand cursor on
the taxi and larry will strut over there open the door and hop in.
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3. ON YOUR WAY TO SCORE SOME DOUGH
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As you enter the taxi, the driver starts the meter and snarls where to buddy?
well, you have in
mind the casino, but just click your talk cursor on the taxi, and larry will ask
where the hot
spots in town are. The driver glady gives you a long explanation to where
everything is happening
in the land of the lounge lizards (i mean why not the meter is rolling) and it
will give you a
list of all the happening spots, click casino, and the driver will take you
there. (be careful not
to talk to him again, its twice as much when you change your mind on where you
want to go. and
after a couple of seconds and many dollars later the taxi comes to a stop.
remember to pay him
(click on your suitcase, click your wallet, click o.k. and click the wallet on
the taxi driver)
the taxi will thank you and hopes to see you again (dont offer a tip its not in
his best interest
he beleives) finnaly you are glad to get out of that stinky taxi cab, now you
are
in front of the
casino. And that means only one thing time to gamble. so you enter the building.
(isn't it funny
how the doors swing open when you try to reach out to them) and here you are
inside the casino
your home away from home, you still think to yourself, if i want chicks i need
green, so you head
over the the only available black jack machine. click your hand cursor on the
black jack machine
to play. It charges 10 dollars, that is the minimum bet for this machine. (BUT
BEFORE YOU CLICK
ON THE BLACK JACK MACHINE BE SURE TO SAVE IT BECAUSE WHEN YOUR BROKE, YOUR OVER
WITH) wager all
the money you have (besides you have to bet alot to get alot) and if you win,
your money gets
doubled. (what i do is every time i win i click cash out and i save it that way
if i lose i can
always restore my game) continue to do that untill you get about 700 dollars,
you
dont really
need that much but more is better than less. when you are finsihed winning big
SAVE IT!!!
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4. A TRIP TO LEFTY'S
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You decide to leave the casino, and check out that bar you were in front of when
you first
arrived in the land of the lounge lizards. so you hail a taxi (remember click
the
hand cursor on
that little yellow sign?) and as you are waiting you are approached by a nude
man
whos only
covering is a barrel. he asks you if you are interested in buying an apple, real
cheap only 10
dollars (yea, right) so you think hey i have plenty of money, whats 10 dollars
so
you buy one.
(get your wallet ready and click it on the man, he will then give you a red
apple) alright the
man says as he leaves. Your taxi pulls up to greet you so you enter, this time
your destination
is to that bar called lefty's. as the taxi drops you off in front of leftys you
decide to get a
drink (hopefully you paid the taxi) this bar is a dump larry thinks to himself
as
he checks out
the art that he so loves to admire. Larrys gaze instantly moves twords the woman
whos leg muscle
could choke a bull. hello lovely leg larry tells her as she get angry with him
and threatens you.
the bathroom larry thinks to himself, i better go as soon as i get a drink. so
larry decides to
go to the empty stool to sit down and have a few drinks. as he gives the
bartender his order, a
man with blonde hair and a filthy white t-shirt starts telling jokes, but the
weird thing about
it is, its only the last part of it. click your talk cursor on him to shut him
up, and if he
continues keep telling him to shut his mouth, he'll never learn but a few
seconds
of silence is
better than none. here's your drink sir the bartender said as he slammed down a
shot of whiskey,
hey thanks you tell him as you sit 5 bucks on the table, you don't decide to
drink the whiskey
instead you decide to hold on to it. you stand up and begin to walk over the the
jute box, until
you smell your breath (ewwwwwwwww..) if your going to score women, your going to
have to have
more than just money, you have to have nice smelling breath. so you decide to
use
your breath
spary. (ahhhhh) as good as new. you insert a dollar into the jute box and pick a
song of your
choosing (i don't really listen to the jute box so pick whatever) as you stand
and listen to
the music, you decide now would be a good time to head to that bathroom. on your
way to the
restroom, there is a rose sitting on the table that catches your attention, and
also a bum
that also catches your attention. you decide to take the rose, and talk to the
bum. Hey man you
got a drink, he tells you through drunken slurs. well of course you got that
whiskey, that you
decided not to drink, so what better to use it on than on a drunk? so you give
the drunk your
drink. (glug,glug,glug) the drunk bum thanks you by giving you a remote, you
take
it to show
respect, i mean what could a bum give you? and you enter the bathroom to start
your buisness.
finally your alone away from all the noise of chit chatter and away from all the
filth or so you
thought. leftys bathroom is as clean as his bar, but you decide a toilet is a
toilet. so you sit
down to do some buisness. (click your hand on the pot) and you pick up your
favorite newspaper.
how boring you think as you decide the graffiti on the wall is more interesting
than that dull
newspaper. there are various messages there such as ken sent me. hmmmmmmmm, that
is interesting
larry thinks to himself as he decides to write it down. Im finsihed he says to
himself as he puts
the paper away. nah i better not flush you say aloud as you seen the maintenece
of this place.
ill just try to wash my hands, as you do you find out there are no towels, but
something much
more valuable. a ring, you decide to take it. (you consider bringing back this
ring but than you
come to your sensus) you can't stand to smell this restroom anymore so you
leave.
did something
die in there the smart mouthish bum states, you decide to ignore it, as you
enter
the bar, a
woman yells out hey dork you got toilet paper on your leg, you decide to ignore
that also. theres
another door besides the exit and the one that leads to the restroom you notice,
so you decide to
see where it leads.
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5. TO THE UNKOWN
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You try to open the door but to your suprize it is locked. you knock on the door
and wait for an
answer. after a while and man looks through the peep hole, and states, whats da
password? you sit
there stunned for a minute (but dont be stunned too long or he'll leave you high
and dry) you
begin to stutter uhhh?? ken.. sennnnt.. me? the man behind the door snarls, just
a minute, and
you hear a click. it worked the door is open!!! but what lies behind it? you
decide to go through
and you see many things, for instant the moose is real, and there is a t.v. and
a
pimp gaurding
a stairway that looks to be leading to that room with the light on in front of
leftys. You decide
hey im going to try out this remote on this t.v. i mean the bum probably stole
it, or something.
so you turn the power on. poof the t.v. turns to life. it worked you say to
yourself as you
channel surf. Ohhh.. marsha.. oh.. you turn into a channel that perks your
interest as much as
the pimps, he pushes you out of the way, move it your in the way as everything
you do seems to
be ignored. You walk up the stairs now's my chance what is this guy gaurding any
ways?
(he's a pimp so you decide)
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6. A VISIT TO THE BUISNESS LADY
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You see a black woman sitting on a raggedy looking bed, shes chewing gum, and
has
a sign above
her bed that says no refunds for early withdrawls. you notice she has her cloths
on a line above
a table that has a heart shaped box of candy on it. the window is open and the
light is on. you
look at the woman, who certainly enjoys her gum, and take a second to decide,
ewww i need
protection, so you decide, to leave to the conveinence store to purchase your
nessasary needs.
the pimps program should be on for quite a while so you leave and hail a taxi.
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7. A TRIP TO THE STORE
----------------------
as you leave the taxi, you discover there is a blue phone so you decide to have
a
little fun.
you dial 555-6969, and a woman with a smooth voice answers. (ill skip all these
questions becasue
this is your turn to have fun) after hearing your prize you hang up and walk
inside the store.
there are camera's everywhere so you decide to just get the nessasary things
now,
and get out of
here quickly. you go over to the rack to get a specail magazine, you get some
cheap booze, you
see if they have any breath spray in case yours run out, and you go up to the
counter and notice
the one item you really need. (you see on the counter a little box click the
hand
cursor on that)
you look around to see if anyone notices you and you ask the clerk a question.
(he's gald to
answer your question and more, this is your part so have fun) you pay for all of
it and leave.
as you stand outside a bum, much like the one at leftys bar approaches you and
asks you for some
money give him money if your heart is soft, but what he really wants is some
booze. so give him
that cheap booze you bought. (you and the buisness lady are just going to have
to
drink water)
the glugs it down quicker than the last bum and thanks you, he gives you a
knife. hey
thanks you say as the phone starts to ring you walk over to answer it (this is
your part so have
fun) as you hang up you hail a taxi, becasue you have to visit that professional
lady pronto.
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8. IT'S TIME
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It's time to fulfill your fantasy so get out of the taxi, head into leftys, pass
the brainwashed
pimp, head upstairs, and in front of the bed. take off your cloths, use your
breath spray, and
put on your jimmy hat, and jump right in. after a minute (hahaha) your finished,
take off your
jimmy hat after you get dressed and ask her how was it. how was what she
replied.
you feel bad,
not about that comment but about how you want to please other parts of you than
just your special
organ. you think to yourself that everytime you pass the pimp its a risk so you
head out the
window, but before you do, you decide to get some chocolate, who knows there
might be a woman who
just loves sweets. when you are out of the window you notice there is a window
next door with
some pills in it, and a trash can below you. you walk over to the emergency
ladder very carefully
not to fall and whooooooops, you fell in the trash. this is embarrising you say
to yourself so
you decide to make something of it by exploring the trash can. bingo!!! you
found
a hammer, you
never know when a good old hammer might come into place. so you get out of the
trash can and find
yourself standing in front of leftys again.
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9. WHAT NOW?
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You finsihed what you came here to do, you won quite a chunk of change at the
casino, but your
still not happy. I know what will cheer me up you say to yourself, a nice night
out in the disco
club, but how do i get into there you say to yourself, when you went to the
store, you noticed a
big bouncer standing there. I need to think..hmmmmmm, i know ill try the casino
again all sorts
of rich and important people lose their stuff there. and so you hail a taxi, and
head twords the
casino, as you enter the casino you decide to explore more of it. (besides you
got nothing else
to do)
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10. INSIDE THE LOBBY OF THE CASINO
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There it is a disco card carelessly laid in an ashtray, you decide to take it
and
put it in your
pocket, besides its yours now. you think, hey this is luck, or im a really good
fourtune teller.
you look at the card and then at a big sign that say the cabbana. you decide to
go in there and
relax, i mean you need your energy for the big night, don't you? you enter the
cabbana and see
red headed woman dancing. no you say to yourself there are somethings i just
won't watch. and you
leave, you decide to come back and give them another chance but they are not
there a comedian is.
so you decide to get a seat up front (besides theres no one here) but as you
look
down a sign
says reserved. you check every table all except for one in the back behind a
pillar is researved.
you sit down, to rest your feet and you hear a fart sound. oh man you say caught
in one of the
comedians jokes. you sit and watch the entertainer for a couple of seconds, than
you hear his
jokes. Thats it you say off to the casino this place is about as exciting as
watching cheese mold
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11. ON YOUR WAY TO THE DISCO
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As you get out of the cab you confront the big bouncer, you show no fear as you
show him your
disco card. he looks at it and steps aside, right after you sir he says. thank
you, you say as
you enter the casino. man this place is alvie you say aloud, as your gaze
instantly turns to the
woman sitting all alone next to an empty chair. you decide to sit by her and
make
eye contact.
she is pretty, you think to yourself as you decide to just be quiet and shower
her with gifts.
this just might be my lucky day you say as you hand her a rose. thank you i love
flowers she says
as she takes it. you look through your pockets and take out the candy and give
it
to her. oh she
says thank you i love candy. you think one more gift and shes bound to get with
me, you take out
the ring and give it to her. her smile is uncontrolable as she takes the ring
and
thanks you. Um
fawna you find out her name, would you like to dance with me. She smiles well of
course this is
enouph to make any woman dance. (this is your part have fun) after a while of
the
dancing you two
both decide to sit back down. as you are talking she wants to make out with a
swinger such as
yourself. but there is one problem she is very relegious and needs to be married
first. she says
she can go to the marriage chapel to get hitched but it'll cost 200 big ones.
fine you say as you
hand her the money since i won so much at the casino, its worth it. oh i love
money she says as
she gets up and leaves you where you sit. you stand up and decide your time is
overwith here and
you begin to head to the wedding chapel.
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12. GETTING MARRIED
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as you get out of the taxi you are in front of the wedding chapel(be weary of
those in dusters)
you enter and fawn and the preacher are already waiting to link you in the bond
of holy matromony
the vows are recited and you need to couph up another 100 bucks, easy enouph you
say, as you hand
over your money. after a while the wedding is over, it is nothing like you
expected it to be. but
who cares fawn is in the honey moon room she ordered for the both of you just
waiting for one man
in leisure. so you walk over to the casino which is right next door to the
wedding chapel.
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13. THE NIGHT OF THE HONEYMOON
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finaly you are married, and you are in the casino, on your way to one of the
most
beutifal woman
on the planet. you have no idea what your room number is or what floor it is on
for that matter
(since im nice ill tell you its on the 4th floor a door with a heart on it is
your room) as you
make your way up you knock on the door, fawna yells come on in!! you instantly
open the door
hoping to get down to buisness. the room is well lit with a nice window behind
the king sized
heart shaped bed, the counter across the room is covered with many interesting
things, and that
statue seems to make the room come alive. a radio is sitting on a drawer turned
off. This ocasion
is nice you say to yourself as you turn on the radio, just as your getting
comfortable a radio
commercial comes on the air advertising champaine. (it will give you the number
write it down)
you decide hey, thats just what i need to make this night more better. but you
counterdict your-
self, the phone in the lobby is broke, the only one is next to the store and so
you decide if it
has to be done than so be it.
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14. A SHORT PHONE CALL
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As soon as you make the phone call you best have enouph money to pay for it
(which you will)
dial the number, as you have written it, and someone will answer, larry will
tell
the person to
deleiver it to the honeymoon suite. and the phonecall is complete (get your but
back to the hotel
room) As you get back to your room fawna mistakes you for some cute delivery
boy.
oh well a case
of mistaken identity you think to yourself. you enter the room and pour some
chanpaine. you and
fawna drink and after awhile you two get down to buisness. (this is your part
have fun) after
fawna takes your money and leaves you high and dry, and tied up you think to
yourself how will i
ever get out of this.
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15. THE GREAT ESCAPE
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Now things have gone pretty quick, the sudden so called mugging, and the false
wedding, and worse
yet you being tied up. you begin to think on how you can get yourself out of
this
one, and then
it comes to you. the bum, the KNIFE!!! you cut yourself free using only your
foot
as your hand.
(very impressive) you put the knife back into your pocket and take the ribbon.
(who knows when
some ribbon will come in handy all the items so far has) you put your cloths
back
on and check
your wallet, hah you lauph fawna didn't take my hidden 10 dollars. after a few
seconds you take
a deep breath to take in all that has happened. what do i do you say to
yourself.
i know im a
good gambler ill just make all my money back. (remember the trick in the
beggining)
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16. THE SEARCH FOR A PERFECT NIGHT
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As larry sits on a stool in front of the counter in leftys bar, drinking a round
with everyone in
the bar a thought occurs to him. Hey there is still much more to that casino
than
i thought there
would be. i could go back there and check out some more women! larry stood up,
o.k. but i have an
idea! larry instantly ran past the pimp up the stairs, out the bedroom of the
prostitute and
looked into the window with the pills. You yell out loud, i knew i seen those
pills before, those
make the highest of the stuck up of woman fall for any man. larry thought. now
to
fulfill my plan
ill use this touph ribbon tie it around me and the rail and fly over to the
window. then i will
open the window and take the pills. so larry did it, and it worked except for
one
thing, the
window is locked. maaaaaaan!!!!!! you yell out as you take out your hammer and
bust the window
open. it worked and you got the pills, (anger is the best medicine). finaly its
time to hunt
babes. so you take off the ribon and head to the unexplored part of the casino.
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17. A VISIT TO FAITH
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As larry makes his way to the top of the hotel in the casino, he cant help but
notice the most
sexiest woman that he had ever seen. He talked to her for a moment, and found
out
that she
lived up to her name. she was forever faithful to her boyfreind. Hah not for
long
you think as
you give her some of your pills. is that what i think it is she says as she
takes
a whole bottle.
You smile as you are ready to fulfill another one of your fantasy's. but low and
behold she held
true to her name. she runs off and leaves her post ungaurded. man, you say to
yourself as you
slam down on the podeium where faith was standing. (click) you hear a sound and
an elevator
opened from behind you. where does this lead you say to yourself as you enter
through it. to your
suprize it was a big room, and that would mean one thing a woman!!!
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18. EXPLORING THE ROOM
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You discover that the room is on top of the casino, real beautifal, you look
inside and see a
bedroom, you decide to explore in there, the only thing you decide that is of
interest in this
room is the closet. you decide to open it to discover a rubber doll. you blow
air
into it, in
hopes that this wont be your only action. (this is your part fill it with air by
putting your
mouth icon on it and put your zipper somewhere) as you have your fun the balloon
woman pops and
flies away from your sight you decide to follow at a rather quick pace.
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19. SAY HELLO TO EVE
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The ballon flies over the casino building and off to nothingness but that doesnt
really matter
since all your concentration is set on the woman in the sauna. you talk to the
pretty girl for
a matter of seconds before she invites you into the pool. (well dont just stand
there like a
dummy jump in and have fun) as you are in the sauna with eve your foot magically
moves to the
button to turn the bubbles off. (wow!!!) you talk to eve for a minute to learn
how you can tame
her wild heart. (if you dont know this one, ill tell you eve+apple get it adam
and eve, she ate
the forbidin fruit which is thought to be an apple)
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20. SPARKS FLY
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This is your part of the ending have fun, and one more thing that is ken
williams
that advertises
the games of the other larrys, i hope you had real fun playing this.
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