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Written 2/11/1996 by Michael Salsbury (salsbury@usoar.net)
The object of this game is to take photos of 24 celebrities in Tinseltown, in
some sort of compromising position. The photos can (but do not have to be)
sold to various publications, ranging from sleazy tabloids to well-respected
magazines.
Each "day" of game time has a "day" and a "night" period. Each period gives
you the chance to go to two different places in order to take photos. There
are less than 14 total days, so you have to take photos on many of your trips
out in order to complete your assignment. This is complicated by the fact that
some of the celebrities are only in certain places at certain times on certain
days. If you miss the right place and time, you miss the photo.
Adding to the complication is the fact that "exactly" the right photo must be
taken of the celebrity in order to count. You may shoot up to two photos at
each location you visit, which makes your film very precious. (On my system, I
had an additional complication. The game is supposed to show you the photos
you took so that you can choose the best one. The photos were not shown on my
screen, so I had to click one and hope it was the best.)
To win this game, you must get into the following routine and follow it
carefully for each day of game play:
1. Watch all programs on all channels of the TV, once every day and once
every night (they do change). Some of the programs provide hints as to
where the celebrities will be, and when. If you miss the hint, you'll miss
the photo opportunity.
2. Check your messages, once every day and once every night (they do
change). The phone calls sometimes include tips to finding a celebrity,
advice on game play, etc.
3. When you have nothing else to do, go to Cheever's Camera Shop during
the day and to the Blue Fug at night. These places abound with hints,
tips, etc.
The following walkthrough contains the list of TV programs appearing on all
channels, the list of messages on your answering machine, and the places you
should go during each time period of each day. If there is no specific place
you should go, it will say "Go anywhere." which means you can visit any
location you like. You may find some amusing things going on at some places,
though probably nothing worth shooting.
Note that you also have to watch your reputation. If it gets too bad, people
won't be friendly with you, won't let you in places, etc. Your reputation can
be negatively affected by selling your photos at all in some cases, and by
selling them to sleazier publications who misuse them. You can improve your
reputation by selling certain photos to certain publications, or by selling
them to the FIB as evidence.
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Day 1 (starts at night):
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TV:
1. Fireplace Channel
2. Pure Heat, SCW Video
3. Tip Ribeye - Andre MacConnor hint
4. Sigismundo's Ad - Vincenzo Cosa Nostra hint
5. Fishing Channel
6. Maharishi Yogurt show
Calls:
Goldie - has nothing for you, Willits T. McGovern - has a tip
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to "A Dark Alley" and shoot a photo of H. Allan Eagler while he has his
suitcase open, showing the guns to the jellybean guys. Sell the photo to
Conglomerated Press (if you don't, Willits will be angry and you won't get a
tip you need in order to catch Freddie Fredericks in a compromising
situation).
Go to the Blue Fug. (The tip you get here appears to be bad. This guy probably
doesn't like or trust you.)
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Sunday, Day 2:
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--------------- DAY ---------------
TV:
1. News 1 - Freddie
2. E!
3. Tip Ribeye - ad
4. Fishing Channel - commercial is a hint
5. Ducks
6. Water Cooler Channel
Calls:
Philip Andrew Andrews - Cheevers tip, Willits T. McGovern - thanks for selling
us the photo
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Cheever's Cameras to learn about the commercial being shot.
Go to the Country Club to see the commercial being shot. Shoot a photo when
MacConnor smashes his raquet over Spielman's head. Sell the photo to Sports
Inundated.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. News 1 - no rhubarb sales until day 9
2. Mvt News - SCW Rosy Conch hint
3. Auto repair show
4. Jackie Rae Gunn ad
5. Wanda Barren - Katie Johnston hints about SCW
6. A Steamy Affair - feminazi dominatrixes hint
Calls:
Mystery Man, Andy Warthog - shower hint
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Blue Fug to meet your colleagues
Go anywhere.
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Monday, Day 3:
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--------------- DAY ---------------
TV:
1. News 1 - Rob Estesheen DUI
2. Vincenzo ad
3. Carpentry show
4. That's Astounding - Sharon rhubarb hint
5. Shopping Channel
6. Maharishi Yogurt - hint about burgers
Calls:
Mom
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Cheever's Cameras to learn where Maharishi Yogurt is, and what he's
doing.
Go to the Applefjord Mall and wait for Maharishi to thrown down the burger
wrapper. Then, photograph him eating the burger. Sell the photo to Rocking
Stone.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. Pubic Vote - Freddie hits at decency
2. Movie ads
3. Dart Channel
4. Mail Channel
5. Jackie Rae Gunn ad
6. A Steamy Affair - hints about aliens wanting alkaline batteries
Calls:
Goldie - hint about where Katie might be (Rosy Conch is a motorcycle bar)
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Rosy Conch. Catch Katie smoking joint. (She puts it toward her lips
twice. The second time she actually smokes it, so catch her then.) Sell photo
to cops if your reputation needs boosting, sell it to Rocking Stone if not.
Go to Blue Fug to hear that the feminazis take their clients to the Aroma
Motel.
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Tuesday, Day 4:
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--------------- DAY ---------------
TV:
1. News 1 - Princess Grizelda
2. Rob Estesheen Don't Drink and Drive PSA
3. Candy Inez Baker ad
4. Baby Channel
5. Shopping Channel
6. Yogurt ad
Calls:
Goldie - Jackie Rae Gunn hint, Willits - Freddie went fishing hint
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Park. Catch freddie with his towel down, about to dive into the lake.
Sell the photo to Other People. (News 1 told us Freddie doesn't like fish or
is allergic to it. The commercial told us fishing trips with the girls on this
lake might be "Something Fishy". Willits McGovern told us Freddie charged a
fishing trip. These things hinted to us that Freddie would be here at the lake
today, hanging out with these women.)
Go anywhere.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. Fireplace Channel
2. Flash Rock Man - Clogs for Tots campaign hint
3. Ducks
4. Rusk Limberger - Feminazis hint
5. Vincenzo ad
6. A Steamy Affair - Princess Grizelda hint
Calls:
Willits - a tip for you, Andy Warthog - weird message
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Aroma Motel. Catch Rusk on all fours being whipped by Feminazi. Wait
until his face is clearly visible before shooting the photo. Sell photo to
highest bidder.
Go anywhere.
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Wednesday, Day 5:
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--------------- DAY ---------------
TV:
1. Liz and Flash doing perfume
2. MVT - Sharon hint
3. Carpentry
4. Okra Salad Raffle - chocoholic Candy Inez wants Hog N Pigs every night
5. Wanda Barren - Jackie has alien friend hint
6. Water Cooler Channel
Calls:
Moe Dem, Goldie - happy you caught Rusk Limberger
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Cheever's to learn about someone stealing his batteries.
Go anywhere.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. Lhasa Apso PSA
2. E!
3. Car Repair
4. Cooking
5. Shopping Channel
6. A Steamy Affair - Rusk Limberger exposed!
Calls:
Library, Hunsucker - in jail, bail him out, his tip is good
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Cheever's. Wait for alien to be visible in doorway and snap photo. Flee
immediately after shooting photo. If you stay around, you'll get screwed. If
you sell the photo to the FIB, they'll fine you as much as they pay you, so
don't sell it to them.
Go anywhere.
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Thursday, Day 6:
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--------------- DAY ---------------
TV:
1. Richard Simpson ad
2. Pendleton/Baker ads
3. Tip Ribeye - Barry Begonia hints
4. Mail Channel
5. Wanda Barren - Jucia Rogers infidelity hint
6. Jackie Rae Gunn ad
Calls:
Andy Warthog - kings and queens message
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Country Club. Catch Grizelda giving you the finger. Sell photo to Sports
Inundated.
Go anywhere.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. News 1 - UFOs and FIB
2. SCW video
3. Car Repair
4. Super Val-U Lee-Der Mar-Kit ad with Hog N Pigs ice cream special today
only - hint
5. Grass Growing Channel
6. A Steamy Affair - Flash Rock Man into kids' shoes hint
Calls:
Library, Hunsucker - in jail, bail him out, his tip is good
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Aroma Motel. Catch Jackie Rae Gunn holding hands with alien and nodding
slightly toward each other. Sell to Harpies Bizarre (or don't sell at all,
since it's going to make Goldie very angry and may damage your reputation).
Go anywhere.
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Friday, Day 7:
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--------------- DAY ---------------
TV:
1. Fireplace Channel
2. Clogs for Tots PSA
3. Dart Channel
4. Fishing Channel
5. Shopping Channel
6. Jackie Rae Gunn ad
Calls:
Andy Warthog - Washington message, Goldie Risenstein - mad about Jackie Rae
Gunn photo (thinks it's bogus, if you sold photo she's mad)
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Court and catch Jucia holding rose and kissing Rob Estesheen. Sell photo
to highest bidder (or keep it if you want to protect Jucia's reputation - I
didn't).
Go anywhere.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. News 1 - Charity event in park hint
2. E!
3. Carpentry
4. Ducks
5. Baby
6. Water Cooler
Calls:
Andy Warthog - saharan crawler message
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Sigismundo's. Catch Vincenzo hitting his companion with a baseball bat.
Try to shoot photo just as he hits the guy. Sell the photo to any publication
you like, or not at all. Pay attention to which one it is (for later
amusement).
Go anywhere.
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Saturday, Day 8:
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--------------- DAY ---------------
TV:
1. "Pubic" Vote recording
2. SCW video
3. Ballroom Brawl
4. Lhasa Apso PSA
5. Grass Growing Channel
6. Yogurt ad
Calls:
Andy Warthog - Hammers message, Hunsucker - advice about reputation
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go anywhere.
Go anywhere.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. News 1 - Bullets strafed magazine you sold Cosa Nostra photo to
2. MVT SCW info
3. Carpentry
4. Mail
5. Hog N Pigs ad
6. Jackie Rae Gunn ad
Calls:
Mom
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go anywhere.
Go anywhere.
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Sunday, Day 9:
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--------------- DAY ---------------
TV:
1. Lhasa Apso PSA
2. Mar-Kit ad
3. Tip Ribeye - "no balls" show
4. Baby
5. Wanda - Virgin Mary show
6. Water Cooler Channel
Calls:
Goldie - you're her favorite now, Philip Andrew Andrews - you're making
"tasty" waves
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to park. Catch Flash Rock Man doing a strange dance move while holding a
kid's shoe in the air. (This is a tough photo to shoot and get exactly where
they want it.) Sell the photo to A Steamy Affair.
Go anywhere.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. Fireplace Channel
2. Flash Rock Man video
3. Dart Channel
4. Mail
5. That's Astounding - Sharon rhubarb hint
6. Yogurt ad
Calls:
Goldie - Okra Salad Raffle hint
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Mar-Kit. Sharon will get in your face a bit, then start to walk away.
Shoot photo when she gropes the little boy's butt on her way out. Sell photo
to publication of your choice.
Go to Blue Fug. If your reputation is good, they'll give you tickets to the
Club Lingo where you can catch Shawn Pendleton. If not, they'll try to sell
you tickets to get in. (You might not need them. I didn't seem to.)
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Monday, Day 10:
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--------------- DAY ---------------
TV:
1. Rob Estesheen PSA
2. Tinseltown Triangle Game Show - choose Andy Warthog, Agree with him,
and you win
3. Brick ad
4. Fishing
5. Shopping Channel
6. A Steamy Affair - Flash Rock Man nabbed
Calls:
Library
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to park. Catch Lhasa Apso being arrested. Sell to any publication you like.
Go to Cheever's.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. News 1 - Whales
2. SCW video
3. Tip Ribeye
4. Ducks
5. Shopping Channel
6. Jackie ad
Calls:
Philip Andrew Andrews - advice for you
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Club Lingo. Wait in restroom for Shawn. Catch him when he's really
angry, turning around looking at you and shouting. Sell photo to Other People.
Go anywhere.
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Tuesday, Day 11:
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--------------- DAY ---------------
TV:
1. Fireplace Channel
2. MVT - sing vowel song
3. Car Repair
4. Okra Salad Raffle - will be in Tinseltown to talk about shopaholics
5. Shopping Channel
6. Water Cooler Channel
Calls:
Vela Starbright - wants to meet you at Blue Fug, an old friend of yours
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Cheever's. Listen to what Spielman has to say about Elizabeth Naylor.
Go to the Grand Hotel. Catch the overweight Liz getting out of her limo. Shoot
photo just as she begins to step out. Sell photo to Other People.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. News 1 - Lhasa got busted
2. E!
3. Tip Ribeye
4. Mar-Kit has Hog N Pigs on sale! - a hint
5. Shopping Channel
6. Yogurt ad
Calls:
Landlord
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Blue Fug to meet Vela. She's at the Grand Hotel. Has a new lover who's
keeping things hush-hush. Her ex-boyfriend/husband is a real psycho who'd kill
her if he knew she was involved with someone.
Go to Mar-Kit. Watch Candy Inez eat Ice Cream. She'll go behind wall, set ice
cream container down, and toss it up. Catch her just as she evacuates her
stomach. Sell photo to some appropriate magazine.
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Wednesday, Day 12:
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--------------- DAY ---------------
TV:
1. Lhasa Apso PSA
2. MVT - Virgin Mary video
3. Tip Ribeye - Begonia's Back
4. Rusk Limburger - Virgin Mary to campaign for condoms in schools Friday
at courthouse
5. Grass Growing Channel
6. Mar-Kit commercial
Calls:
Willits - a tip for you
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Applefjord Village. Catch Okra hitting Eli, just after she knocks off
his hat. Sell photo to You and Me. (This is a tough photo to catch at the
right time.)
Go anywhere.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. Fireplace Channel
2. Flash Rock Man
3. Brick ad
4. Mail Channel
5. Hog N Pigs ad
6. Jackie ad
Calls:
Willits - Rob Estesheen out partying instead of doing public service on drunk
driving
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Club Lingo. Catch Rob tipping a bottle back while behind the wheel. Sell
it to Place magazine.
Go to Grand Hotel. Catch Andy Warthog in shower fully dressed. Sell to Rocking
Stone. (Andy's messages to us were hints as to where he was. The George
Washington message hinted about "George Washington Slept Here" which is an old
hotel advertising gimmick. He talked about Kings and Queens (as in beds). His
other messages probably gave some hints, too.)
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Thursday, Day 13:
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TV:
1. News 1 - Okra loses lawsuit (if you got the photo, otherwise she wins)
2. Flash Rock Man
3. Dart Channel
4. Mail Channel
5. Shopping Channel
6. Bloopers show
Calls:
Moe Dem
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Cheever's.
Go to Country Club. Wait until Barry Begonia loses and has to pay off.
Photograph him just as the other guy is grabbing the cash from his hand.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. News 1 - Begonia's on the run (thanks to your photo)
2. all 2-6 show Begonia's white Bronco eluding the cops (OJ Simpson
parody)
Calls:
Goldie - got Dink by the Winkelstein now!, Katie Johnston - a suicide note
from Axle Griese
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Grand Hotel. Photograph Wink and Vela kissing. Stick around and get
invited into Vela's room. See how happy she is, etc., and how much danger
she's in if Otto finds out. If you sell photo, she will disappear on Day 14
and presumably gets killed along with Dink Winkelstein. Your reputation
undoubtedly suffers. If you keep photo and don't sell it, this doesn't happen.
Go to Dark Alley. Axle will try to kill himself a variety of ways. Then he'll
say something about giving up and going home. He'll attach jumper cables to
his car and then accidentally electrocute himself. Get a photo of him lying on
the ground dead. You can sell it or keep it. (Why you can't stop him is beyond
me.)
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Friday, Day 14:
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--------------- DAY ---------------
TV:
1. News - Music (or, if you sold Vela's photo, she and Wink are missing)
2. MVT - Axle's dead
3. Car Repair
4. Baby Channel
5. Vincenzo ad
6. Bloopers
Calls:
Landlord
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Court. Virgin Mary will display a breast to the crowd at one point. You
can photograph that but won't get much for it. Then, she'll lose her wig. If
you photograph that just as it happens, you can get some decent money for
that. Sell the photo to Rocking Stone.
Go anywhere.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. Lhasa Apso PSA
2. SCW video
3. Tip Ribeye
4. That's Astounding
5. Rob Estesheen PSA
6. Yogurt ad
Calls:
Philip Andrew Andrews invites you for drinks
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Blue Fug.
Go anywhere.
THE END! You Win!
The object of this game is to take photos of 24 celebrities in Tinseltown, in
some sort of compromising position. The photos can (but do not have to be)
sold to various publications, ranging from sleazy tabloids to well-respected
magazines.
Each "day" of game time has a "day" and a "night" period. Each period gives
you the chance to go to two different places in order to take photos. There
are less than 14 total days, so you have to take photos on many of your trips
out in order to complete your assignment. This is complicated by the fact that
some of the celebrities are only in certain places at certain times on certain
days. If you miss the right place and time, you miss the photo.
Adding to the complication is the fact that "exactly" the right photo must be
taken of the celebrity in order to count. You may shoot up to two photos at
each location you visit, which makes your film very precious. (On my system, I
had an additional complication. The game is supposed to show you the photos
you took so that you can choose the best one. The photos were not shown on my
screen, so I had to click one and hope it was the best.)
To win this game, you must get into the following routine and follow it
carefully for each day of game play:
1. Watch all programs on all channels of the TV, once every day and once
every night (they do change). Some of the programs provide hints as to
where the celebrities will be, and when. If you miss the hint, you'll miss
the photo opportunity.
2. Check your messages, once every day and once every night (they do
change). The phone calls sometimes include tips to finding a celebrity,
advice on game play, etc.
3. When you have nothing else to do, go to Cheever's Camera Shop during
the day and to the Blue Fug at night. These places abound with hints,
tips, etc.
The following walkthrough contains the list of TV programs appearing on all
channels, the list of messages on your answering machine, and the places you
should go during each time period of each day. If there is no specific place
you should go, it will say "Go anywhere." which means you can visit any
location you like. You may find some amusing things going on at some places,
though probably nothing worth shooting.
Note that you also have to watch your reputation. If it gets too bad, people
won't be friendly with you, won't let you in places, etc. Your reputation can
be negatively affected by selling your photos at all in some cases, and by
selling them to sleazier publications who misuse them. You can improve your
reputation by selling certain photos to certain publications, or by selling
them to the FIB as evidence.
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Day 1 (starts at night):
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TV:
1. Fireplace Channel
2. Pure Heat, SCW Video
3. Tip Ribeye - Andre MacConnor hint
4. Sigismundo's Ad - Vincenzo Cosa Nostra hint
5. Fishing Channel
6. Maharishi Yogurt show
Calls:
Goldie - has nothing for you, Willits T. McGovern - has a tip
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to "A Dark Alley" and shoot a photo of H. Allan Eagler while he has his
suitcase open, showing the guns to the jellybean guys. Sell the photo to
Conglomerated Press (if you don't, Willits will be angry and you won't get a
tip you need in order to catch Freddie Fredericks in a compromising
situation).
Go to the Blue Fug. (The tip you get here appears to be bad. This guy probably
doesn't like or trust you.)
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Sunday, Day 2:
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TV:
1. News 1 - Freddie
2. E!
3. Tip Ribeye - ad
4. Fishing Channel - commercial is a hint
5. Ducks
6. Water Cooler Channel
Calls:
Philip Andrew Andrews - Cheevers tip, Willits T. McGovern - thanks for selling
us the photo
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Cheever's Cameras to learn about the commercial being shot.
Go to the Country Club to see the commercial being shot. Shoot a photo when
MacConnor smashes his raquet over Spielman's head. Sell the photo to Sports
Inundated.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. News 1 - no rhubarb sales until day 9
2. Mvt News - SCW Rosy Conch hint
3. Auto repair show
4. Jackie Rae Gunn ad
5. Wanda Barren - Katie Johnston hints about SCW
6. A Steamy Affair - feminazi dominatrixes hint
Calls:
Mystery Man, Andy Warthog - shower hint
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Blue Fug to meet your colleagues
Go anywhere.
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Monday, Day 3:
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--------------- DAY ---------------
TV:
1. News 1 - Rob Estesheen DUI
2. Vincenzo ad
3. Carpentry show
4. That's Astounding - Sharon rhubarb hint
5. Shopping Channel
6. Maharishi Yogurt - hint about burgers
Calls:
Mom
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Cheever's Cameras to learn where Maharishi Yogurt is, and what he's
doing.
Go to the Applefjord Mall and wait for Maharishi to thrown down the burger
wrapper. Then, photograph him eating the burger. Sell the photo to Rocking
Stone.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. Pubic Vote - Freddie hits at decency
2. Movie ads
3. Dart Channel
4. Mail Channel
5. Jackie Rae Gunn ad
6. A Steamy Affair - hints about aliens wanting alkaline batteries
Calls:
Goldie - hint about where Katie might be (Rosy Conch is a motorcycle bar)
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Rosy Conch. Catch Katie smoking joint. (She puts it toward her lips
twice. The second time she actually smokes it, so catch her then.) Sell photo
to cops if your reputation needs boosting, sell it to Rocking Stone if not.
Go to Blue Fug to hear that the feminazis take their clients to the Aroma
Motel.
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Tuesday, Day 4:
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TV:
1. News 1 - Princess Grizelda
2. Rob Estesheen Don't Drink and Drive PSA
3. Candy Inez Baker ad
4. Baby Channel
5. Shopping Channel
6. Yogurt ad
Calls:
Goldie - Jackie Rae Gunn hint, Willits - Freddie went fishing hint
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Park. Catch freddie with his towel down, about to dive into the lake.
Sell the photo to Other People. (News 1 told us Freddie doesn't like fish or
is allergic to it. The commercial told us fishing trips with the girls on this
lake might be "Something Fishy". Willits McGovern told us Freddie charged a
fishing trip. These things hinted to us that Freddie would be here at the lake
today, hanging out with these women.)
Go anywhere.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. Fireplace Channel
2. Flash Rock Man - Clogs for Tots campaign hint
3. Ducks
4. Rusk Limberger - Feminazis hint
5. Vincenzo ad
6. A Steamy Affair - Princess Grizelda hint
Calls:
Willits - a tip for you, Andy Warthog - weird message
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Aroma Motel. Catch Rusk on all fours being whipped by Feminazi. Wait
until his face is clearly visible before shooting the photo. Sell photo to
highest bidder.
Go anywhere.
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Wednesday, Day 5:
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TV:
1. Liz and Flash doing perfume
2. MVT - Sharon hint
3. Carpentry
4. Okra Salad Raffle - chocoholic Candy Inez wants Hog N Pigs every night
5. Wanda Barren - Jackie has alien friend hint
6. Water Cooler Channel
Calls:
Moe Dem, Goldie - happy you caught Rusk Limberger
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Cheever's to learn about someone stealing his batteries.
Go anywhere.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. Lhasa Apso PSA
2. E!
3. Car Repair
4. Cooking
5. Shopping Channel
6. A Steamy Affair - Rusk Limberger exposed!
Calls:
Library, Hunsucker - in jail, bail him out, his tip is good
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Cheever's. Wait for alien to be visible in doorway and snap photo. Flee
immediately after shooting photo. If you stay around, you'll get screwed. If
you sell the photo to the FIB, they'll fine you as much as they pay you, so
don't sell it to them.
Go anywhere.
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Thursday, Day 6:
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--------------- DAY ---------------
TV:
1. Richard Simpson ad
2. Pendleton/Baker ads
3. Tip Ribeye - Barry Begonia hints
4. Mail Channel
5. Wanda Barren - Jucia Rogers infidelity hint
6. Jackie Rae Gunn ad
Calls:
Andy Warthog - kings and queens message
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Country Club. Catch Grizelda giving you the finger. Sell photo to Sports
Inundated.
Go anywhere.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. News 1 - UFOs and FIB
2. SCW video
3. Car Repair
4. Super Val-U Lee-Der Mar-Kit ad with Hog N Pigs ice cream special today
only - hint
5. Grass Growing Channel
6. A Steamy Affair - Flash Rock Man into kids' shoes hint
Calls:
Library, Hunsucker - in jail, bail him out, his tip is good
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Aroma Motel. Catch Jackie Rae Gunn holding hands with alien and nodding
slightly toward each other. Sell to Harpies Bizarre (or don't sell at all,
since it's going to make Goldie very angry and may damage your reputation).
Go anywhere.
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Friday, Day 7:
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--------------- DAY ---------------
TV:
1. Fireplace Channel
2. Clogs for Tots PSA
3. Dart Channel
4. Fishing Channel
5. Shopping Channel
6. Jackie Rae Gunn ad
Calls:
Andy Warthog - Washington message, Goldie Risenstein - mad about Jackie Rae
Gunn photo (thinks it's bogus, if you sold photo she's mad)
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Court and catch Jucia holding rose and kissing Rob Estesheen. Sell photo
to highest bidder (or keep it if you want to protect Jucia's reputation - I
didn't).
Go anywhere.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. News 1 - Charity event in park hint
2. E!
3. Carpentry
4. Ducks
5. Baby
6. Water Cooler
Calls:
Andy Warthog - saharan crawler message
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Sigismundo's. Catch Vincenzo hitting his companion with a baseball bat.
Try to shoot photo just as he hits the guy. Sell the photo to any publication
you like, or not at all. Pay attention to which one it is (for later
amusement).
Go anywhere.
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Saturday, Day 8:
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TV:
1. "Pubic" Vote recording
2. SCW video
3. Ballroom Brawl
4. Lhasa Apso PSA
5. Grass Growing Channel
6. Yogurt ad
Calls:
Andy Warthog - Hammers message, Hunsucker - advice about reputation
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go anywhere.
Go anywhere.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. News 1 - Bullets strafed magazine you sold Cosa Nostra photo to
2. MVT SCW info
3. Carpentry
4. Mail
5. Hog N Pigs ad
6. Jackie Rae Gunn ad
Calls:
Mom
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go anywhere.
Go anywhere.
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Sunday, Day 9:
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TV:
1. Lhasa Apso PSA
2. Mar-Kit ad
3. Tip Ribeye - "no balls" show
4. Baby
5. Wanda - Virgin Mary show
6. Water Cooler Channel
Calls:
Goldie - you're her favorite now, Philip Andrew Andrews - you're making
"tasty" waves
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to park. Catch Flash Rock Man doing a strange dance move while holding a
kid's shoe in the air. (This is a tough photo to shoot and get exactly where
they want it.) Sell the photo to A Steamy Affair.
Go anywhere.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. Fireplace Channel
2. Flash Rock Man video
3. Dart Channel
4. Mail
5. That's Astounding - Sharon rhubarb hint
6. Yogurt ad
Calls:
Goldie - Okra Salad Raffle hint
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Mar-Kit. Sharon will get in your face a bit, then start to walk away.
Shoot photo when she gropes the little boy's butt on her way out. Sell photo
to publication of your choice.
Go to Blue Fug. If your reputation is good, they'll give you tickets to the
Club Lingo where you can catch Shawn Pendleton. If not, they'll try to sell
you tickets to get in. (You might not need them. I didn't seem to.)
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Monday, Day 10:
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TV:
1. Rob Estesheen PSA
2. Tinseltown Triangle Game Show - choose Andy Warthog, Agree with him,
and you win
3. Brick ad
4. Fishing
5. Shopping Channel
6. A Steamy Affair - Flash Rock Man nabbed
Calls:
Library
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to park. Catch Lhasa Apso being arrested. Sell to any publication you like.
Go to Cheever's.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. News 1 - Whales
2. SCW video
3. Tip Ribeye
4. Ducks
5. Shopping Channel
6. Jackie ad
Calls:
Philip Andrew Andrews - advice for you
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Club Lingo. Wait in restroom for Shawn. Catch him when he's really
angry, turning around looking at you and shouting. Sell photo to Other People.
Go anywhere.
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Tuesday, Day 11:
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TV:
1. Fireplace Channel
2. MVT - sing vowel song
3. Car Repair
4. Okra Salad Raffle - will be in Tinseltown to talk about shopaholics
5. Shopping Channel
6. Water Cooler Channel
Calls:
Vela Starbright - wants to meet you at Blue Fug, an old friend of yours
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Cheever's. Listen to what Spielman has to say about Elizabeth Naylor.
Go to the Grand Hotel. Catch the overweight Liz getting out of her limo. Shoot
photo just as she begins to step out. Sell photo to Other People.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. News 1 - Lhasa got busted
2. E!
3. Tip Ribeye
4. Mar-Kit has Hog N Pigs on sale! - a hint
5. Shopping Channel
6. Yogurt ad
Calls:
Landlord
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Blue Fug to meet Vela. She's at the Grand Hotel. Has a new lover who's
keeping things hush-hush. Her ex-boyfriend/husband is a real psycho who'd kill
her if he knew she was involved with someone.
Go to Mar-Kit. Watch Candy Inez eat Ice Cream. She'll go behind wall, set ice
cream container down, and toss it up. Catch her just as she evacuates her
stomach. Sell photo to some appropriate magazine.
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Wednesday, Day 12:
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TV:
1. Lhasa Apso PSA
2. MVT - Virgin Mary video
3. Tip Ribeye - Begonia's Back
4. Rusk Limburger - Virgin Mary to campaign for condoms in schools Friday
at courthouse
5. Grass Growing Channel
6. Mar-Kit commercial
Calls:
Willits - a tip for you
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Applefjord Village. Catch Okra hitting Eli, just after she knocks off
his hat. Sell photo to You and Me. (This is a tough photo to catch at the
right time.)
Go anywhere.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. Fireplace Channel
2. Flash Rock Man
3. Brick ad
4. Mail Channel
5. Hog N Pigs ad
6. Jackie ad
Calls:
Willits - Rob Estesheen out partying instead of doing public service on drunk
driving
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Club Lingo. Catch Rob tipping a bottle back while behind the wheel. Sell
it to Place magazine.
Go to Grand Hotel. Catch Andy Warthog in shower fully dressed. Sell to Rocking
Stone. (Andy's messages to us were hints as to where he was. The George
Washington message hinted about "George Washington Slept Here" which is an old
hotel advertising gimmick. He talked about Kings and Queens (as in beds). His
other messages probably gave some hints, too.)
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Thursday, Day 13:
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TV:
1. News 1 - Okra loses lawsuit (if you got the photo, otherwise she wins)
2. Flash Rock Man
3. Dart Channel
4. Mail Channel
5. Shopping Channel
6. Bloopers show
Calls:
Moe Dem
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Cheever's.
Go to Country Club. Wait until Barry Begonia loses and has to pay off.
Photograph him just as the other guy is grabbing the cash from his hand.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. News 1 - Begonia's on the run (thanks to your photo)
2. all 2-6 show Begonia's white Bronco eluding the cops (OJ Simpson
parody)
Calls:
Goldie - got Dink by the Winkelstein now!, Katie Johnston - a suicide note
from Axle Griese
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Grand Hotel. Photograph Wink and Vela kissing. Stick around and get
invited into Vela's room. See how happy she is, etc., and how much danger
she's in if Otto finds out. If you sell photo, she will disappear on Day 14
and presumably gets killed along with Dink Winkelstein. Your reputation
undoubtedly suffers. If you keep photo and don't sell it, this doesn't happen.
Go to Dark Alley. Axle will try to kill himself a variety of ways. Then he'll
say something about giving up and going home. He'll attach jumper cables to
his car and then accidentally electrocute himself. Get a photo of him lying on
the ground dead. You can sell it or keep it. (Why you can't stop him is beyond
me.)
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Friday, Day 14:
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TV:
1. News - Music (or, if you sold Vela's photo, she and Wink are missing)
2. MVT - Axle's dead
3. Car Repair
4. Baby Channel
5. Vincenzo ad
6. Bloopers
Calls:
Landlord
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Court. Virgin Mary will display a breast to the crowd at one point. You
can photograph that but won't get much for it. Then, she'll lose her wig. If
you photograph that just as it happens, you can get some decent money for
that. Sell the photo to Rocking Stone.
Go anywhere.
--------------- NIGHT ---------------
TV:
1. Lhasa Apso PSA
2. SCW video
3. Tip Ribeye
4. That's Astounding
5. Rob Estesheen PSA
6. Yogurt ad
Calls:
Philip Andrew Andrews invites you for drinks
Places to Go, Photos to Shoot:
Go to Blue Fug.
Go anywhere.
THE END! You Win!