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The Curse of Monkey Island
- Challenges and Answers -
- updated version -
Guide by Mihai Bojin
This guide is where it is for all people who couldn't get past
those nasty sword quizes in which you had to answer right three
times to beat the pirate up and bust up his "booty". I wrote here the
questions, Captain Rotingham's questions and the answers. Every
question has a number which is the same for the correct answer.
At the beggining, Guybrush doesn't know only two challenges. The
best way to find out challenges is to answer wrong one challenge the
computer sais, and after he beats you up once, to challenge him again
with the phrase you just found out. Eventually he'll know the answer.
Captain Rotingham only challenges you. You don't get to challenge
him. Answer him corectly a few times and he'll give you back the map.
Good luck!
< THE PHRASES >
>----------<
Challenges
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1. Every enemy I've met I've annihilated!
2. You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
3. Killing you would be justifiable homicide!
4. You're the ugliest monster ever created!
5. I'll skewer you, like a sow at a buffet!
6. Would you like to be buried or cremated?
7. When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.
8. I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.
9. I have never seen such clumsy swordplay.
10. Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
11. I'll hound you night and day!
12. I can't rest 'til you've been exterminated!
13. En garde! Touche!
14. Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated.
15. Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified!
16. You can't match my witty repartee!
Captain Rotingham's Challenges
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1. My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!
2. You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.
3. When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!
4. Your looks would make pigs nauseated.
5. Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day.
6. I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
7. You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!
8. I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.
9. I have never lost a melee!
10. Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!
11. You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey!
12. Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
13. Your mother wears a toupee!
14. My skills with a sword are highly venerated.
15. Never before have I faced someone so sissified.
16. Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
Answers
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1. With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
2. I look THAT much like your fiancee?
3. Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
4. If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
5. When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet.
6. With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
7. At least mine can be identified.
8. Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
9. You would have, but you were always running away.
10. The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
11. Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!
12. Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
13. Oh, that is so cliche!
14. Too bad they're all fabricated.
15. Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
16. I could, if you would use some breath spray.
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Guide by Mihai Bojin, Romania
eMail: mihai@medaid.sbnet.ro
- Challenges and Answers -
- updated version -
Guide by Mihai Bojin
This guide is where it is for all people who couldn't get past
those nasty sword quizes in which you had to answer right three
times to beat the pirate up and bust up his "booty". I wrote here the
questions, Captain Rotingham's questions and the answers. Every
question has a number which is the same for the correct answer.
At the beggining, Guybrush doesn't know only two challenges. The
best way to find out challenges is to answer wrong one challenge the
computer sais, and after he beats you up once, to challenge him again
with the phrase you just found out. Eventually he'll know the answer.
Captain Rotingham only challenges you. You don't get to challenge
him. Answer him corectly a few times and he'll give you back the map.
Good luck!
< THE PHRASES >
>----------<
Challenges
----------
1. Every enemy I've met I've annihilated!
2. You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
3. Killing you would be justifiable homicide!
4. You're the ugliest monster ever created!
5. I'll skewer you, like a sow at a buffet!
6. Would you like to be buried or cremated?
7. When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.
8. I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.
9. I have never seen such clumsy swordplay.
10. Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
11. I'll hound you night and day!
12. I can't rest 'til you've been exterminated!
13. En garde! Touche!
14. Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated.
15. Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified!
16. You can't match my witty repartee!
Captain Rotingham's Challenges
------------------------------
1. My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!
2. You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.
3. When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!
4. Your looks would make pigs nauseated.
5. Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day.
6. I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
7. You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!
8. I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.
9. I have never lost a melee!
10. Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!
11. You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey!
12. Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
13. Your mother wears a toupee!
14. My skills with a sword are highly venerated.
15. Never before have I faced someone so sissified.
16. Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
Answers
-------
1. With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
2. I look THAT much like your fiancee?
3. Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
4. If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
5. When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet.
6. With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
7. At least mine can be identified.
8. Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
9. You would have, but you were always running away.
10. The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
11. Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!
12. Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
13. Oh, that is so cliche!
14. Too bad they're all fabricated.
15. Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
16. I could, if you would use some breath spray.
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Guide by Mihai Bojin, Romania
eMail: mihai@medaid.sbnet.ro