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General important stuff
First of all, this game is really great and shouldn't be solved only with this
walkthrough. There are a lot of other things to do
and explore. The walkthrough just shows the minimal things you have to do in
order to finish the game and this could ruin a
lot of the fun. When you get to a new place explore everything you can, you'll
need it to know the names of the places so you
know where to go to with the walkthrough. When it's written to talk to someone,
really talk to the character and get as much
information as you possibly can. This is also very important because sometimes
certain things the characters say, trigger
Guybrush to do certain things later and not to mention the valuable information
you get out from them. Where it's written
"Mega-Monkey" it's meant for the Mega-Monkey mode in the game. If you're playing
the easy mode, ignore it.
Part 1: The Demise of the Zombie Pirate LeChuck
You start your adventure as a prisoner in LeChuck's ship. Talk to the small
pirate and find out that it's Wally. Talk to him
some more and he gives you some pirate literature, Keep talking to him until
starts crying and drops his plastic hook. Get the
plastic hook and the ramrod off the wall. Use the cannon and shoot down the
skeleton's boats. After you shot down all the
boats, open your inventory and combine the plastic hook with the ramrod to get a
gaff. Look out the window. Use the gaff on
the debris to get the skeleton arm and cutlass. You can also talk to Murray the
skull and use the gaff on him if you want. Go
back into the room, use the cutlass on the cannon restraint rope, and use the
cannon. In the treasure room get the bag and the
ring. Use the ring on the porthole and out you go.
Part 2: The Curse Gets Worse
Get the glowing ember that's on the ground. Travel to the swamp, talk to Murray
the skull and get into the wrecked ship. Get
the pin from the paper voodoo doll and use the nickels on the gumball machine to
get a pack of gum.
Mega-Monkey: Also get the paste from the floor.
Pull the alligator tongue and talk to the voodoo lady until you she has nothing
new to say. You find out that Elaine got stolen
and that in order to lift the curse you'll have to sail to Blood Island, and get
a huge uncursed diamond ring. She also tells you
that you'll need a Map, a crew and a ship in order to get there.
Travel to Puerto Pollo and go to the theater backstage door, get the dandruff
from the pirate coat and find out that it's actually
lice, also get the glove from the coat.
Mega-Monkey: To get the dandruff, look at the pirate coat first. To get the
glove you have to open the pocket in the pirate
coat first.
Get the magic wand from the table, and use it on the magic hat, get the book
from the hat and look at the book to learn it's a
ventriloquism book. Look at the worn travel trunk and look at the Blood Island
sticker on it. Go right to the stage and talk to
Slappy Cromwell especially about Blood Island.
Go out of the theater and go to the barber shop, talk to everyone about
everything you can. Get the jawbreaker from the floor.
Mega-Monkey: to get the jawbreaker from Cutthroat Bill hit him twice (hand icon
on bill) and he'll spit out the jawbreaker.
Put the lice on the comb that the barber is using when he puts it down, this
will take care of Captain Rottingham and make
place for you. Sit on the barber chair and talk to Haggis while he does your
hair. Use the handle once and get the paperweight
that's on the hairstyling book, this will make Haggis go away so use the handle
of the chair until you're high enough to get the
scissors, and take it.
Travel to the mysterious flowers (it's near the lemonade stand, and the
restaurant in Puerto Pollo). Cut the flower with the
scissors and Guybrush will learn it's used as a purgative. Now use the scissors
with the undergrowth and Guybrush will find
himself in Snake Crossing. Guybrush will get eaten by a huge snake now, it
doesn't matter what you do. Get all the stuff from
inside the snake until there's nothing more to take. Use the ipecac flower on
the pancake syrup in your inventory to get syrup
of ipecac. Use the ipecac syrup on the snake's head and he'll barf you out.
Great... now you're stuck in quicksand. Open up your inventory, and use the
paperweight with the helium balloons, now blow
the floating balloon (use parrot icon on it) and it should stop right above the
branch (eventually...), get a thorn from the thorny
plant that's right infront of you and get a hollow reed from the reeds behind
you. Combine the thorn and the hollow reed in
your inventory and you've just made a world class pee-shooter. Use the
pea-shooter on the floating balloon, and you're out of
the quicksand. Guybrush will now find a new place, but we will get to it later.
Travel to Puerto Pollo and enter the restaurant, now you can enter with the
reservation slip you got from the snake. Touch the
quiet patron and get the serrated bread knife from his back, also get the club
card from between the chicken bones.
Mega-Monkey: to get the club card, get a biscuit from the biscuit barrel, open
your inventory and eat the biscuit (parrot icon
on biscuit), you get maggots. Use the maggots on the gross chicken, and you got
the club card. Also get the pie pan and the
biscuit cutter.
Talk to Captain Blondebeard and learn that he wants something crunchy to chew on
so give him the jawbreaker, that will
loosen his tooth a bit, now he wants something chewy, so give him the gum. When
he blows a bubble, pop it with the pin you
got and the gold tooth will fly out of it. Take the gold tooth from the floor.
Mega-Monkey: You can't leave the restaurant with the gold tooth so do this...
chew some gum (parrot icon), use the gold
tooth on the chewed gum, inhale some helium from the helium balloon (parrot icon
again) and chew the gum with the gold
tooth. The gum will just fly out of the window so exit the restaurant and use
the pie pan with the mudpuddle and you got the
gold tooth.
Get out of the restaurant and go through the pathway near the mysterious door,
that's near the theater (you'll should see a red
arrow pointing up). You'll find yourself in the caber toss place, walk over to
the grassy knoll and use the serrated bread knife
on the sawhorse (the rum keg stand thingie...), this will make the rum keg fall
and leave a trail of rum, use the ember on a
stick on the trail of rum and KABOOM. Suprisingly the blasted log will fall
right on the log pile.
Go to the barber shop, and talk to Haggis. Accept his offer for a caber toss
match and of course you'll win it now with the
rubber tree log. You got one crew member, two more to go. Go to Edward Van
Helgen in barber shop, and use the glove on
him. He'll take you to the caber tossing area for a duel. When he lets you
choose your weapon close the lid of the middle
pistol's box and choose the banjo. Ok, now you're banjo dueling with Edward. The
concept of the duel is very simple,
Edward plays a his thing and then a special note, he does that a few times, on
your turn you have to repeat the notes that
Edward played in the same order. If you get it right, Edward will go crazy with
his banjo, so go to the pistols, pick one and
shoot his banjo. Now Edward is in your crew and you need only one more crew
member, so go to Cutthroat Bill in the barber
shop, and show him the gold tooth you got.
That's it, you now have a crew, all you need now is a map and a ship. Travel to
the cabana and talk to the cabana boy, show
him your club card. Before you go in, take three towels and dunk them in the ice
bucket. Go to the beach and try to walk on
it, Guybrush will burn up so use the wet towels on the hot sand three times
quickly before they burn out. Talk to the
sunbather, and learn that it's Palido Domingo, Slappy Cromwell's travel agent,
and that he's got the map to Blood Island
tattooed on his back. Get his mug and leave through the gate. Travel to Puerto
Pollo and go to the lemonade stand. Talk to the
small pirate and learn about his bottomless mug policy. Order some lemonade and
Guybrush will now understand the
meaning of the bottomless mug policy. Use the mug in your inventory on the
bottomless mug and order some lemonade again.
Get the pitcher and fill it up with dye from the dye vat near the lemonade
stand. Travel to the cabana and get a towel, dunk it
in the ice bucket again and use the wet towel on the cabana boy so he'll go
away. Take the cooking oil and go to the beach
again (you don't have to do the towel thing again). Give the bottomless mug to
Palido and pour the dye into the bottomless
mug. Palido will turn over, now use the cooking oil on the map, and then get the
map (yuck).
Now all you need is to find Elaine and get a ship. Travel to Danjer Cove use the
boat.
Mega-Monkey: You need to fix the hole in the boat first, so go to the caber toss
area in Puerto Pollo and use the biscuit
cutter on the second rubber tree. Go back to Danjer Cove, use the paste with the
new rubber plug and use the sticky rubber
plug with the hole in the boat.
Travel to the pirate ship and board it. The pirates will make you walk the plank
so cut it when you're on the rowboat again
with the serrated bread knife. Climb the ship again, do something, and this
time you'll be tarred and feathered. So now your
back on shore and you look like a big chicken. Travel to the restaurant and
Captain Blondebeard will eventually hit you in the
head and you'll be taken to the monkey ship. When you're in the chicken bucket
look at the book in your inventory if you hadn't
done so by now, and learn that it's a ventriloquism book. Use the ventriloquism
book on LeChimp. Get the treasure map and
get out of the ship by opening the porthole behind the chicken bucket.
Travel to Puerto Pollo and look at the treasure map. Go to the theater backstage
and walk up the stairs, pull the handle in the
control panel and you'll find the X.
Mega-Monkey: At the control panel you'll have to follow the instructions in the
treasure map to find the X, for example
when it says NorthWest you have to push the NorthWest button. Follow all the
instructions and you should find the X on the
grave on the stage eventually.
Use the chicken grease on the cannon balls that are on the old trunk to get
Slappy off the stage. Walk right to the stage and use
the shovel to dig up Elaine.
Part 3: Three Sheets to the Wind
Sing along with the crew members until they get tired of it. When Haggis asks
you what kind of a captain you are he's actually
letting you decide on the difficulty level for the sea battles in this part. If
you really want to work and have fun tell him you
want full control, if you ask for their help the sea battle will be MUCH easier.
Don't worry, if you change your mind later you
can always talk to Haggis again and ask him for help, or regain full control of
the battles.
The goal of this part is to beat Captain Rottingham in sea battle and sword
fight, to get back the map to Blood Island. In order
to do that you'll have to fight other pirates and upgrade your weapons until
your good enough to fight him. Use your
navigation chart and meet other ships to fight with.
In the beginning go for the really easy ships, if you beat them in sea battle,
you'll board the ship and start sword fighting. The
sword fighting has the same concept as in Monkey Island 1 only here the insults
have to rhyme. In almost every fight you gain
some new insults and the witty answer to the insult. You have to remember the
answers to the insults and this is how you'll
win those fight. Also, sometimes if you don't have a treasure on your ship, you
might want to lose an insult on purpose, just to
get a new insult from the other guy.
Every ship you defeat in the sword fight, you take their treasure. Then you have
to go back to Puerto Pollo and upgrade your
weapons. The more fearsome the pirates are, the more treasure they have and the
better fire power you need to defeat them.
After you defeat a ship in sea battle, you don't have to defeat them again, you
can just board the ship and sword fight them.
You can also fight the same ship a few times after you got their treasure, just
for practice, this is very recommended.
You gain levels and fight stronger pirates, until you fight Captain Rottingham
himself. The Captain doesn't use the same
insults as the common pirates use, so you have to think what simple insult
answer is appropriate and make sure it rhymes.
Good Luck.
Part 4: The Bartender, the Thieves, his Aunt, and her Lover
Talk to Haggis about everything, especially the lotion. Get the bottle from the
shore and bite the cork to open it (use the
parrot icon on the bottle). Travel to the cemetery, walk down and get the mallet
and chisel. Get some smelly dog hair and the
dog treats, give the old dog some dog treats so he'll bite you.
Mega-Monkey: There are no dog treats in this mode, so give the old dog the
maggoty biscuit so he'll bite you.
Travel to the hotel and enter the bar. Talk to Madame Xima, ask for fortune
telling and get the five "death" tarot cards also
Get the cushion from one of the bar's stools, get the recipe book, and get the
brochures.
Mega-Monkey: Madame Xima won't give you all the five "death" cards at once, you
have to ask her to tell you your fortune
five times so you'll have all the five.
Read appendix in the recipe book and learn the ingredients for the hangover
cure. Go to the door in the bar. Use the chisel on
the big wheel of cheese to get some cheese and get the refrigerator magnet from
the refrigerator.
Travel to beach. Use the cushion on the rocks under the tree and use the mallet
on the tree. Travel to the windmill and get the
pepper from right near it. Travel to the hotel and enter the bar. Give the egg,
pepper and dog hair to the bartender, he'll wake
up and give you a hangover remedy. Talk to the bartender about everything you
possibly can.
Mega-Monkey: Before you order the grog, order a big fruity drink with an
umbrella in it to get an umbrella.
Order some grog (don't drink it yet). Open your inventory and use the chisel on
the Head-B-Clear bottle to open it. Get the jar
from the counter. Use the Head-B-Clear bottle on the grog glass and drink up.
Oops, you died (remember the warning in the
recipe book?).
You are now in the tomb, use the chisel with the coffin you're in. Get the
coffin nails from the coffin you were in. Use the
chisel with the coffin in the middle to let Stan out. Go back to the hotel and
enter the bar, go up the stairs and into the closet
room. Use the mallet on the nail in the wall and go out. Get the nail from the
hall and enter the open bedroom.
Mega-Monkey: Also get the portrait that fell with the nail. To unlock the
bedroom door use Stan's business card with it and
enter the bedroom.
Take down the bed and use the coffin nails on it and the nail from the portrait.
Get the book from the skeleton and look at it.
Go down out of the room and downstairs to the bar.
Mega-Monkey: Before you go downstairs to the bar, go to the hall and use the
portrait in your inventory on the closet door
(from the outside). Use the scissors with the portrait, enter the closet room
and look through the porthole. This will make the
bartender believe you're a Goodsoup relative.
Talk to the bartender about why you haven't been buried with his aunt. Tell him
your a member of his family, and finally talk
about the Goodsoup family history. order a drink. Use the head-b-gone on it, to
die again.
Now, you are in the crypt of the Goodsoup family. Talk to the ghost bride about
everything. Go to the left of the crypt. Get the
crowbar and walk towards the crack. Murray will fall from above, take him. Look
through the crack in the wall and talk to
Mort. Use the skeleton arm on the lantern and go back to the crypt.
Mega-Monkey: To get the lantern, use the paste on the skeleton arm and then use
it on the lantern.
Use the lantern on the coffin lid, then use Murray with the lantern. Get out of
the crypt and into Stan's new place. Talk to stan
and ask for an insurance policy. Offer him a gold tooth and he'll give you the
insurance policy.
Travel to the hotel, enter the bar, go into the storage room. Get the death
certificate. Go back into the bar, upstairs. Enter the
bedroom, use the crowbar with the boarded hole and then the crowbar with the
bed. After the short scene you'll find yourself
in the crypt again, so take the engagement band. Travel to Stan's place, ask
Stan to cash the insurance policy. Stan will give
you a lot of money.
Travel to the village. Get the block of tofu, the auger and the measuring cup.
Go up, and talk to Lemonhead about everything.
Open the inventory and use the auger on the block of tofu to make a tofu mask.
Use the tofu mask and go up again. Talk to
Lemonhead and you will get in the ceremony. Throw some cheese down the volcano
so it will erupt. Go to the hotel and put
the cheese in the cooking pot, then take the cooking pot and Haggis let you take
the slippery greasy hand lotion.
Travel to the windmill. Enter the windmill and use the jar with the barrel to
get some sugar water.
Mega-Monkey: To enter the windmill use the umbrella on the windmill blades.
Open your inventory and use the scissors on the jar lid. Travel to the clearing
and use the jar on the stump. When the fireflies
are in the jar, use the jar lid with the jar to trap the fireflies.
Mega-Monkey: Before you go to the lighthouse you will need a mirror. Go to the
bar, take the mirror, put the face that's in
your inventory in the mirror frame.
Travel to the lighthouse and put the lantern on lantern post.
Mega-Monkey: Also put the mirror on the lighthouse mirror.
Travel to the beach and talk to the lost welshman you gotta give him a compass.
Open the inventory and read the
encyclopedia, it explains the concept of a compass. Use the measuring cup with
seawater, open inventory, use the refrigerator
magnet with pin, use the pin with the cork, and use the pin with the measuring
cup. Give the compass to the Lost Welshman
and you'll get a ride to Skull Island.
Walk to the cliff top and talk to the winch operator. Tell him you want to go
down, he'll start lowering you and then drop you.
When you fall, quickly use your umbrella (hand icon on umbrella in inventory)
and you'll get to the smuggler's cave. Tell
them you have a lot of money, and talk to King Andre. Agree to play poker with
them for the diamond. While in the game give
King Andre the five "death" tarot cards. You'll win the game and get the
diamond.
You find yourself back on Blood Island. Travel to the clearing where Elaine is.
Use the slippery, greasy hand lotion with the
cursed diamond ring on Elaine's hand, and take it off. Open your inventory and
use the diamond with the engagement band.
Use the completed diamond ring on Elaine's ring finger and that's it, you saved
Elaine from the curse. But of course in
Monkey Island adventures it's never that easy...
Part 5: Kiss of the Spider Monkey
So... LeChuck's captured you and Elaine. Talk to LeChuck until you get tired and
LeChuck puts a curse on you. After they
leave open the door, and... oops your a seven year old kid. And not just that,
you got a terrible hangover. Talk to Dinghy Dog
and ask him to guess your age, he'll let you pick a prize. It doesn't matter
what you choose, you'll eventually have to take the
anchor. Get the anchor and put it in the meringue pie near the guy in the rat
suit.
Mega-Monkey: In mega-monkey you have to use the shaving cream with the pie pan
to make a fake pie, use the anchor with
the fake pie and put it on the pie stack near the rat guy.
Go through the gate and use the hole. The guy in the rat suit will shoot a pie
and you'll have some meringue. Walk over to
Dinghy Dog and push him a few times until he bites you. You get to grab some dog
hair while he's at it. Go to the soda jerk
and order a plain snow cone also get the pepper mill from the counter. Open up
your inventory once again and do the
following: combine the meringue pie with the snow cone, put some pepper on the
snow cone, put the dog hair on too and eat
up.
Part 6: Guybrush Kicks Butt Once Again
Now you're in LeChuck's roller coaster. When you want to get off click on the
place just before you get into the screen. In the
hanging scene get the rope, in the ship scene get the keg of rum, in the torture
scene get the flask of oil from the lantern.
Mega-Monkey: To get the flask of oil you have to open the lantern, blow out the
fire (parrot icon) and get the flask of oil.
In the ice scene open your inventory, use the oil with the rope, and the oily
rope with the keg of rum. Go up the screen to the
giant snow monkey and put the keg of rum under the snow monkey's arm. Go down
the screen and wait for LeChuck to come.
When he's about to burn you, use the pepper on him and he'll sneeze fire right
on the rope that happens to be connected to the
rum keg, that means that it's gonna be one big blast, and the end (yeah, right)
of LeChuck and this great adventure.
First of all, this game is really great and shouldn't be solved only with this
walkthrough. There are a lot of other things to do
and explore. The walkthrough just shows the minimal things you have to do in
order to finish the game and this could ruin a
lot of the fun. When you get to a new place explore everything you can, you'll
need it to know the names of the places so you
know where to go to with the walkthrough. When it's written to talk to someone,
really talk to the character and get as much
information as you possibly can. This is also very important because sometimes
certain things the characters say, trigger
Guybrush to do certain things later and not to mention the valuable information
you get out from them. Where it's written
"Mega-Monkey" it's meant for the Mega-Monkey mode in the game. If you're playing
the easy mode, ignore it.
Part 1: The Demise of the Zombie Pirate LeChuck
You start your adventure as a prisoner in LeChuck's ship. Talk to the small
pirate and find out that it's Wally. Talk to him
some more and he gives you some pirate literature, Keep talking to him until
starts crying and drops his plastic hook. Get the
plastic hook and the ramrod off the wall. Use the cannon and shoot down the
skeleton's boats. After you shot down all the
boats, open your inventory and combine the plastic hook with the ramrod to get a
gaff. Look out the window. Use the gaff on
the debris to get the skeleton arm and cutlass. You can also talk to Murray the
skull and use the gaff on him if you want. Go
back into the room, use the cutlass on the cannon restraint rope, and use the
cannon. In the treasure room get the bag and the
ring. Use the ring on the porthole and out you go.
Part 2: The Curse Gets Worse
Get the glowing ember that's on the ground. Travel to the swamp, talk to Murray
the skull and get into the wrecked ship. Get
the pin from the paper voodoo doll and use the nickels on the gumball machine to
get a pack of gum.
Mega-Monkey: Also get the paste from the floor.
Pull the alligator tongue and talk to the voodoo lady until you she has nothing
new to say. You find out that Elaine got stolen
and that in order to lift the curse you'll have to sail to Blood Island, and get
a huge uncursed diamond ring. She also tells you
that you'll need a Map, a crew and a ship in order to get there.
Travel to Puerto Pollo and go to the theater backstage door, get the dandruff
from the pirate coat and find out that it's actually
lice, also get the glove from the coat.
Mega-Monkey: To get the dandruff, look at the pirate coat first. To get the
glove you have to open the pocket in the pirate
coat first.
Get the magic wand from the table, and use it on the magic hat, get the book
from the hat and look at the book to learn it's a
ventriloquism book. Look at the worn travel trunk and look at the Blood Island
sticker on it. Go right to the stage and talk to
Slappy Cromwell especially about Blood Island.
Go out of the theater and go to the barber shop, talk to everyone about
everything you can. Get the jawbreaker from the floor.
Mega-Monkey: to get the jawbreaker from Cutthroat Bill hit him twice (hand icon
on bill) and he'll spit out the jawbreaker.
Put the lice on the comb that the barber is using when he puts it down, this
will take care of Captain Rottingham and make
place for you. Sit on the barber chair and talk to Haggis while he does your
hair. Use the handle once and get the paperweight
that's on the hairstyling book, this will make Haggis go away so use the handle
of the chair until you're high enough to get the
scissors, and take it.
Travel to the mysterious flowers (it's near the lemonade stand, and the
restaurant in Puerto Pollo). Cut the flower with the
scissors and Guybrush will learn it's used as a purgative. Now use the scissors
with the undergrowth and Guybrush will find
himself in Snake Crossing. Guybrush will get eaten by a huge snake now, it
doesn't matter what you do. Get all the stuff from
inside the snake until there's nothing more to take. Use the ipecac flower on
the pancake syrup in your inventory to get syrup
of ipecac. Use the ipecac syrup on the snake's head and he'll barf you out.
Great... now you're stuck in quicksand. Open up your inventory, and use the
paperweight with the helium balloons, now blow
the floating balloon (use parrot icon on it) and it should stop right above the
branch (eventually...), get a thorn from the thorny
plant that's right infront of you and get a hollow reed from the reeds behind
you. Combine the thorn and the hollow reed in
your inventory and you've just made a world class pee-shooter. Use the
pea-shooter on the floating balloon, and you're out of
the quicksand. Guybrush will now find a new place, but we will get to it later.
Travel to Puerto Pollo and enter the restaurant, now you can enter with the
reservation slip you got from the snake. Touch the
quiet patron and get the serrated bread knife from his back, also get the club
card from between the chicken bones.
Mega-Monkey: to get the club card, get a biscuit from the biscuit barrel, open
your inventory and eat the biscuit (parrot icon
on biscuit), you get maggots. Use the maggots on the gross chicken, and you got
the club card. Also get the pie pan and the
biscuit cutter.
Talk to Captain Blondebeard and learn that he wants something crunchy to chew on
so give him the jawbreaker, that will
loosen his tooth a bit, now he wants something chewy, so give him the gum. When
he blows a bubble, pop it with the pin you
got and the gold tooth will fly out of it. Take the gold tooth from the floor.
Mega-Monkey: You can't leave the restaurant with the gold tooth so do this...
chew some gum (parrot icon), use the gold
tooth on the chewed gum, inhale some helium from the helium balloon (parrot icon
again) and chew the gum with the gold
tooth. The gum will just fly out of the window so exit the restaurant and use
the pie pan with the mudpuddle and you got the
gold tooth.
Get out of the restaurant and go through the pathway near the mysterious door,
that's near the theater (you'll should see a red
arrow pointing up). You'll find yourself in the caber toss place, walk over to
the grassy knoll and use the serrated bread knife
on the sawhorse (the rum keg stand thingie...), this will make the rum keg fall
and leave a trail of rum, use the ember on a
stick on the trail of rum and KABOOM. Suprisingly the blasted log will fall
right on the log pile.
Go to the barber shop, and talk to Haggis. Accept his offer for a caber toss
match and of course you'll win it now with the
rubber tree log. You got one crew member, two more to go. Go to Edward Van
Helgen in barber shop, and use the glove on
him. He'll take you to the caber tossing area for a duel. When he lets you
choose your weapon close the lid of the middle
pistol's box and choose the banjo. Ok, now you're banjo dueling with Edward. The
concept of the duel is very simple,
Edward plays a his thing and then a special note, he does that a few times, on
your turn you have to repeat the notes that
Edward played in the same order. If you get it right, Edward will go crazy with
his banjo, so go to the pistols, pick one and
shoot his banjo. Now Edward is in your crew and you need only one more crew
member, so go to Cutthroat Bill in the barber
shop, and show him the gold tooth you got.
That's it, you now have a crew, all you need now is a map and a ship. Travel to
the cabana and talk to the cabana boy, show
him your club card. Before you go in, take three towels and dunk them in the ice
bucket. Go to the beach and try to walk on
it, Guybrush will burn up so use the wet towels on the hot sand three times
quickly before they burn out. Talk to the
sunbather, and learn that it's Palido Domingo, Slappy Cromwell's travel agent,
and that he's got the map to Blood Island
tattooed on his back. Get his mug and leave through the gate. Travel to Puerto
Pollo and go to the lemonade stand. Talk to the
small pirate and learn about his bottomless mug policy. Order some lemonade and
Guybrush will now understand the
meaning of the bottomless mug policy. Use the mug in your inventory on the
bottomless mug and order some lemonade again.
Get the pitcher and fill it up with dye from the dye vat near the lemonade
stand. Travel to the cabana and get a towel, dunk it
in the ice bucket again and use the wet towel on the cabana boy so he'll go
away. Take the cooking oil and go to the beach
again (you don't have to do the towel thing again). Give the bottomless mug to
Palido and pour the dye into the bottomless
mug. Palido will turn over, now use the cooking oil on the map, and then get the
map (yuck).
Now all you need is to find Elaine and get a ship. Travel to Danjer Cove use the
boat.
Mega-Monkey: You need to fix the hole in the boat first, so go to the caber toss
area in Puerto Pollo and use the biscuit
cutter on the second rubber tree. Go back to Danjer Cove, use the paste with the
new rubber plug and use the sticky rubber
plug with the hole in the boat.
Travel to the pirate ship and board it. The pirates will make you walk the plank
so cut it when you're on the rowboat again
with the serrated bread knife. Climb the ship again, do something, and this
time you'll be tarred and feathered. So now your
back on shore and you look like a big chicken. Travel to the restaurant and
Captain Blondebeard will eventually hit you in the
head and you'll be taken to the monkey ship. When you're in the chicken bucket
look at the book in your inventory if you hadn't
done so by now, and learn that it's a ventriloquism book. Use the ventriloquism
book on LeChimp. Get the treasure map and
get out of the ship by opening the porthole behind the chicken bucket.
Travel to Puerto Pollo and look at the treasure map. Go to the theater backstage
and walk up the stairs, pull the handle in the
control panel and you'll find the X.
Mega-Monkey: At the control panel you'll have to follow the instructions in the
treasure map to find the X, for example
when it says NorthWest you have to push the NorthWest button. Follow all the
instructions and you should find the X on the
grave on the stage eventually.
Use the chicken grease on the cannon balls that are on the old trunk to get
Slappy off the stage. Walk right to the stage and use
the shovel to dig up Elaine.
Part 3: Three Sheets to the Wind
Sing along with the crew members until they get tired of it. When Haggis asks
you what kind of a captain you are he's actually
letting you decide on the difficulty level for the sea battles in this part. If
you really want to work and have fun tell him you
want full control, if you ask for their help the sea battle will be MUCH easier.
Don't worry, if you change your mind later you
can always talk to Haggis again and ask him for help, or regain full control of
the battles.
The goal of this part is to beat Captain Rottingham in sea battle and sword
fight, to get back the map to Blood Island. In order
to do that you'll have to fight other pirates and upgrade your weapons until
your good enough to fight him. Use your
navigation chart and meet other ships to fight with.
In the beginning go for the really easy ships, if you beat them in sea battle,
you'll board the ship and start sword fighting. The
sword fighting has the same concept as in Monkey Island 1 only here the insults
have to rhyme. In almost every fight you gain
some new insults and the witty answer to the insult. You have to remember the
answers to the insults and this is how you'll
win those fight. Also, sometimes if you don't have a treasure on your ship, you
might want to lose an insult on purpose, just to
get a new insult from the other guy.
Every ship you defeat in the sword fight, you take their treasure. Then you have
to go back to Puerto Pollo and upgrade your
weapons. The more fearsome the pirates are, the more treasure they have and the
better fire power you need to defeat them.
After you defeat a ship in sea battle, you don't have to defeat them again, you
can just board the ship and sword fight them.
You can also fight the same ship a few times after you got their treasure, just
for practice, this is very recommended.
You gain levels and fight stronger pirates, until you fight Captain Rottingham
himself. The Captain doesn't use the same
insults as the common pirates use, so you have to think what simple insult
answer is appropriate and make sure it rhymes.
Good Luck.
Part 4: The Bartender, the Thieves, his Aunt, and her Lover
Talk to Haggis about everything, especially the lotion. Get the bottle from the
shore and bite the cork to open it (use the
parrot icon on the bottle). Travel to the cemetery, walk down and get the mallet
and chisel. Get some smelly dog hair and the
dog treats, give the old dog some dog treats so he'll bite you.
Mega-Monkey: There are no dog treats in this mode, so give the old dog the
maggoty biscuit so he'll bite you.
Travel to the hotel and enter the bar. Talk to Madame Xima, ask for fortune
telling and get the five "death" tarot cards also
Get the cushion from one of the bar's stools, get the recipe book, and get the
brochures.
Mega-Monkey: Madame Xima won't give you all the five "death" cards at once, you
have to ask her to tell you your fortune
five times so you'll have all the five.
Read appendix in the recipe book and learn the ingredients for the hangover
cure. Go to the door in the bar. Use the chisel on
the big wheel of cheese to get some cheese and get the refrigerator magnet from
the refrigerator.
Travel to beach. Use the cushion on the rocks under the tree and use the mallet
on the tree. Travel to the windmill and get the
pepper from right near it. Travel to the hotel and enter the bar. Give the egg,
pepper and dog hair to the bartender, he'll wake
up and give you a hangover remedy. Talk to the bartender about everything you
possibly can.
Mega-Monkey: Before you order the grog, order a big fruity drink with an
umbrella in it to get an umbrella.
Order some grog (don't drink it yet). Open your inventory and use the chisel on
the Head-B-Clear bottle to open it. Get the jar
from the counter. Use the Head-B-Clear bottle on the grog glass and drink up.
Oops, you died (remember the warning in the
recipe book?).
You are now in the tomb, use the chisel with the coffin you're in. Get the
coffin nails from the coffin you were in. Use the
chisel with the coffin in the middle to let Stan out. Go back to the hotel and
enter the bar, go up the stairs and into the closet
room. Use the mallet on the nail in the wall and go out. Get the nail from the
hall and enter the open bedroom.
Mega-Monkey: Also get the portrait that fell with the nail. To unlock the
bedroom door use Stan's business card with it and
enter the bedroom.
Take down the bed and use the coffin nails on it and the nail from the portrait.
Get the book from the skeleton and look at it.
Go down out of the room and downstairs to the bar.
Mega-Monkey: Before you go downstairs to the bar, go to the hall and use the
portrait in your inventory on the closet door
(from the outside). Use the scissors with the portrait, enter the closet room
and look through the porthole. This will make the
bartender believe you're a Goodsoup relative.
Talk to the bartender about why you haven't been buried with his aunt. Tell him
your a member of his family, and finally talk
about the Goodsoup family history. order a drink. Use the head-b-gone on it, to
die again.
Now, you are in the crypt of the Goodsoup family. Talk to the ghost bride about
everything. Go to the left of the crypt. Get the
crowbar and walk towards the crack. Murray will fall from above, take him. Look
through the crack in the wall and talk to
Mort. Use the skeleton arm on the lantern and go back to the crypt.
Mega-Monkey: To get the lantern, use the paste on the skeleton arm and then use
it on the lantern.
Use the lantern on the coffin lid, then use Murray with the lantern. Get out of
the crypt and into Stan's new place. Talk to stan
and ask for an insurance policy. Offer him a gold tooth and he'll give you the
insurance policy.
Travel to the hotel, enter the bar, go into the storage room. Get the death
certificate. Go back into the bar, upstairs. Enter the
bedroom, use the crowbar with the boarded hole and then the crowbar with the
bed. After the short scene you'll find yourself
in the crypt again, so take the engagement band. Travel to Stan's place, ask
Stan to cash the insurance policy. Stan will give
you a lot of money.
Travel to the village. Get the block of tofu, the auger and the measuring cup.
Go up, and talk to Lemonhead about everything.
Open the inventory and use the auger on the block of tofu to make a tofu mask.
Use the tofu mask and go up again. Talk to
Lemonhead and you will get in the ceremony. Throw some cheese down the volcano
so it will erupt. Go to the hotel and put
the cheese in the cooking pot, then take the cooking pot and Haggis let you take
the slippery greasy hand lotion.
Travel to the windmill. Enter the windmill and use the jar with the barrel to
get some sugar water.
Mega-Monkey: To enter the windmill use the umbrella on the windmill blades.
Open your inventory and use the scissors on the jar lid. Travel to the clearing
and use the jar on the stump. When the fireflies
are in the jar, use the jar lid with the jar to trap the fireflies.
Mega-Monkey: Before you go to the lighthouse you will need a mirror. Go to the
bar, take the mirror, put the face that's in
your inventory in the mirror frame.
Travel to the lighthouse and put the lantern on lantern post.
Mega-Monkey: Also put the mirror on the lighthouse mirror.
Travel to the beach and talk to the lost welshman you gotta give him a compass.
Open the inventory and read the
encyclopedia, it explains the concept of a compass. Use the measuring cup with
seawater, open inventory, use the refrigerator
magnet with pin, use the pin with the cork, and use the pin with the measuring
cup. Give the compass to the Lost Welshman
and you'll get a ride to Skull Island.
Walk to the cliff top and talk to the winch operator. Tell him you want to go
down, he'll start lowering you and then drop you.
When you fall, quickly use your umbrella (hand icon on umbrella in inventory)
and you'll get to the smuggler's cave. Tell
them you have a lot of money, and talk to King Andre. Agree to play poker with
them for the diamond. While in the game give
King Andre the five "death" tarot cards. You'll win the game and get the
diamond.
You find yourself back on Blood Island. Travel to the clearing where Elaine is.
Use the slippery, greasy hand lotion with the
cursed diamond ring on Elaine's hand, and take it off. Open your inventory and
use the diamond with the engagement band.
Use the completed diamond ring on Elaine's ring finger and that's it, you saved
Elaine from the curse. But of course in
Monkey Island adventures it's never that easy...
Part 5: Kiss of the Spider Monkey
So... LeChuck's captured you and Elaine. Talk to LeChuck until you get tired and
LeChuck puts a curse on you. After they
leave open the door, and... oops your a seven year old kid. And not just that,
you got a terrible hangover. Talk to Dinghy Dog
and ask him to guess your age, he'll let you pick a prize. It doesn't matter
what you choose, you'll eventually have to take the
anchor. Get the anchor and put it in the meringue pie near the guy in the rat
suit.
Mega-Monkey: In mega-monkey you have to use the shaving cream with the pie pan
to make a fake pie, use the anchor with
the fake pie and put it on the pie stack near the rat guy.
Go through the gate and use the hole. The guy in the rat suit will shoot a pie
and you'll have some meringue. Walk over to
Dinghy Dog and push him a few times until he bites you. You get to grab some dog
hair while he's at it. Go to the soda jerk
and order a plain snow cone also get the pepper mill from the counter. Open up
your inventory once again and do the
following: combine the meringue pie with the snow cone, put some pepper on the
snow cone, put the dog hair on too and eat
up.
Part 6: Guybrush Kicks Butt Once Again
Now you're in LeChuck's roller coaster. When you want to get off click on the
place just before you get into the screen. In the
hanging scene get the rope, in the ship scene get the keg of rum, in the torture
scene get the flask of oil from the lantern.
Mega-Monkey: To get the flask of oil you have to open the lantern, blow out the
fire (parrot icon) and get the flask of oil.
In the ice scene open your inventory, use the oil with the rope, and the oily
rope with the keg of rum. Go up the screen to the
giant snow monkey and put the keg of rum under the snow monkey's arm. Go down
the screen and wait for LeChuck to come.
When he's about to burn you, use the pepper on him and he'll sneeze fire right
on the rope that happens to be connected to the
rum keg, that means that it's gonna be one big blast, and the end (yeah, right)
of LeChuck and this great adventure.