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by Christine Caine
Walkthrough Part 1 The Demise of the Zombie Pirate Le Chuck On Le Chuck's Ship
Talk to the small pirate to discover that it's good ol' Wally, the
cartographer from Monkey Island II! Even though it's nice to see him,
you're going to have to break his little heart and tell him he's "a
failure as a pirate."
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When Wally cries, he'll drop his Fake Plastic Pirate Hook. Pick it up,
then pick up the ram rod on the back wall. Go into your inventory and
attach the PLASTIC HOOK to the RAMROD. This combination creates a GAFF,
which you'll be needing shortly.
Use the Cannon. You'll get a behind-the-cannon view out the port hole.
It's up to you to make cannon-fodder out of each of Le Chuck's skeleton
crew in the boats below. To lower the cannon and fire at the boats closer
to you, move you mouse upward. To fire farther and raise the cannon, move
your mouse downward.
Click on the red arrow pointing out the porthole to look out. There's a
thing labeled as "debris" floating to the right, and a disgruntled talking
skull on a plank to the left. Get the GAFF out of your inventory and use
it to retrieve the DEBRIS, which is a SKELETON ARM holding a CUTLASS. Then
use the GAFF on that annoying TALKING SKULL.
You need to find a way out of this place! In the meantime, you should try
practicing with your new weapon and use the CUTLASS on the RESTRAINT ROPE
on the cannon. Then, FIRE the CANNON.
Escape the Sinking Ship
Pick up the BAG just to the left of the PORTRAIT of Le Chuck. It's a BAG
OF WOODEN NICKELS. There's a huge diamond RING behind the bag. Pick up the
diamond RING.
Use the diamond RING on the port hole.
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Part 2 The Curse Gets Worse On Plunder Island
Pick up the GLOWING EMBER to the right of the statuesque Elaine. The Fort
is just in front of you, but you'll never be able to fix the bridge or go
there. (Sigh...)
Walk to the right past the mysterious Voodoo Markings on the tree toward
The Swamp.
The Swamp
YIKES! It's that talking skull again. How'd he get up there? He says he's
"Murray, the invincible demonic skull." Allrighty then. Head into the
wrecked ship in front of you.
Look at the paper voodoo dolls on the floor. Pick up the PIN and the
PASTE.
Use your NICKELS on the GUMBALL MACHINE on the couter to pick up a PACK OF
GUM. Mmmm...Jerky flavor!
Pull the ALLIGATOR TONGUE and the Voodoo Lady, from the past two Monkey
Island games, will appear to fill in all of the details. Apparently, while
you were chatting with Murray, the mangy pirates in Danker Cove have
stolen Elaine! In addition to finding her now, you'll need to lift the
ring's curse by getting Elaine another Diamond Ring of equal or greater
value. There's one on Blood Island, but you're going to need a map, a
crew, and a ship. (Just for fun, when you leave the Voodoo Lady's ship,
you can toss Murray a piece of gum to blow bubbles with.)
In Puerto Pollo
The Theater
Go to the vanity and pick up the MAGIC WAND. Use the MAGIC WAND with the
MAGIC HAT. Presto! Pick up the BOOK in the MAGIC HAT. Go to your inventory
and examine the BOOK. It's the "A, Mmmm, C's of Ventriloquism".
Now take a look at the coat hanging next to the door. First, open the
pocket and take the GLOVE. Then, look at the coat's shoulder to discover
some unsightly DANDRUFF. Pick up the DANDRUFF. It's not dandruff,
it's....ewwwww! LICE!
Now go to the right and talk to the ACTOR. His name is Slappy Cromwell and
he actually knows someone who knows how to get to Blood Island. Grill him
for info, then move on to...
The Barbary Coast
Getting the Scissors
That's quite a snazzy pair of scissors in the ceiling above the barber!
Problem is that the barber isn't just going to give them to you. First,
you've got to get his snooty customer, Captain Rottingham, out of the
chair. Watch how the barber keeps sitting his comb down and looking away
at a book. When the COMB is on the table, use the LICE on the COMB.
Now that the barber chair is free, talk to the barber and introduce
yourself. The barber's name is Haggis McMutton. Ask him for a haircut and
you'll take a seat in his chair. When he looks at his book, use the HANDLE
on the barber chair once to lift the chair slightly. The next time Haggis
looks away, Pick up the PAPERWEIGHT on the book. Guybrush will knock it
away with his toe, sending Haggis off to look for another paperweight.
Now's your chance! Use the HANDLE to raise the chair several times until
you reach the ceiling, then grab the SCISSORS!
Getting the Jawbreaker from Cuthroat Bill
That Jawbreaker is gonna come in super handy later! To get it, push Bill.
He'll begin choking on it, so do the Guybrush Threepwood maneuver on him
and push him again. The JAWBREAKER will fall to the floor.
Getting Edward "Snugglecakes" VanHelgen to Join the Crew
Edward wants a captain who can sufficiently insult him and then best him
in duel. Use your GLOVE and give him a good slap, just like in the movies.
Edward will take you to the battlefield.
When he shows you the three open pistol cases, don't select any of
them. If you do, he will ALWAYS beat you in the pistol duel. Instead, look
at the middle gun box and then specifically at the BOX LID. Close the BOX
LID and choose the BANJO CASE behind the pistol cases. You're about to try
Dueling Banjos. It's recommended that you get a piece of paper and pencil
for this one.
When Edward plucks several strings in succession, he's going to pause
momentarily and pluck one individual note. You'll need to remember which
note he plucked, because you'll have to repeat everything he does. The
easiest way is this:
there are five strings. Think of the top string as 1, the next as 2, and
so on down tofive. Whenever he plucks a single note, write it down. Also,
it's helpful to write them one on top of the next so you don't lose your
place when playing the notes back. It's random which strings you get, but
you'll always get three rounds.
For example, here's one of my Banjo Duels:
R 1 R 2 R3
1 3 5
5 1 3
5 2 5
2 2 1
4 1
3
Even though you've proved you can rock with the rest of the pirates,
Edward is just a bit too good for his own good. While he brings the house
down, walk to the GUN PILE, pick up a PISTOL, and in the good name of
sportsmanship, fire at Eddie VanHelgen's Banjo. That will win his respect.
(And it's just then that you realize he may be the father of a long line
of infamous guitarists. Hmmmm...)
Getting Cuthroat Bill to Join the Crew
You will need a piece of treasure in order to lure Bill onto the crew.
That piece of treasure is a GOLD TOOTH, which is found in the Chicken
Restaurant next to the lemonade stand. See below.
1) Getting a Reservation Slip to Longbeard's Chicken
Now that you've got the scissors, go to the lemonade stand and use the
SCISSORS on the MYSTERIOUS FLOWERS to the right of the vats. (If you've
examined the FLOWERS, use the SCISSORS on the IPECAC FLOWERS.) Then, use
the SCISSORS on the UNDERGROWTH.
Hmmm...what's the Snake Sign for? What possible harm could a snake....
2) Getting Out of the Snake
See the huge lump to your left? First, pick up the FABERGE EGG. Then pick
up the VACUUM CLEANER ATTACHMENTS. Finally, pick up LOTS-O-STUFF.
Check your inventory. You'll find all sorts of interesting items, but the
one you'll need to use is the PANCAKE SYRUP. Use the IPECAC FLOWER with
the PANCAKE SYRUP to make IPECAC SYRUP. Then use the IPECAC SYRUP with the
SNAKE HEAD. Once expelled, you can use the RESEVATION SLIP for Longbeard's
Chicken that you just got out of the Snake's tummy. But first...
3) Getting Out of the Quicksand
Pick up the THORN from the THORNY PLANT in front of you. To your right,
pick up a REED. Now go into your inventory and combine the THORN with the
REED to create a PEA SHOOTER. Then, combine the PAPERWEIGHT with the
HELIUM BALLOON. Blow on the balloon to send it floating to the vine to the
left. Finally, use the PEA SHOOTER on the balloon and grab the LIFE SAVING
VINE.
4) Getting the Gold Tooth
Even though you end up in Danjer Cove, walk back to the right and return
to Puerto Pollo. You can finally get into Longbeard's Chicken (to the
right of the lemonade stand) with your RESERVATION SLIP.
First, get s BISCUIT from the biscuit barrel to the right. Go into your
inventory and eat the biscuit. Ewwww...gross! Now you've got MAGGOTS.
Go to the closed walk-up window in the left, to the left of the table with
the skeleton. Pick up the PIE PAN and the BISCUIT CUTTER. Now, talk to and
push the QUIET PATRON. After going through the gratuitous Grim Fandango
promo, remove the SERRATED BREAD KNIFE from the skeleton's back.
Getting the Club Membership Card
If you've talked to the Cabana Boy on the beach, you know you can't get
into the club without a membership card. And if you've talked to
Longbeard about it, he'll tell you he lost his membership card while
cooking. That GROSS CHICKEN on the table is probably to blame. Use the
MAGGOTS on the GROSS CHICKEN to find the MEMBERSHIP CARD.
Longbeard mentioned wanting something crunchy to chew on, so give him the
JAWBREAKER you got from Cuthroat Bill. That will loosen his Gold Tooth.
Now he carves something chewy, so give him a piece of GUM. Longbeard will
blow bubbles, making his loose Gold Tooth an obvious sillohuette in each
bubble. When he blows a bubble, use the PIN on it to pop it and send the
Gold Tooth to the floor. Pick up the GOLD TOOTH and go into you inventory.
Longbeard won't let you leave with his gold tooth, so you'll have to sneak
it out. In you inventory, chew the GUM. A gum wad appears in your
inventory. Use the tooth with the CHEWED GUM. Inhale the HELIUM BALLOON,
then chew the CHEWED GUM and GOLD TOOTH. This will send a helium-filled
gum bubble floating out the open window above the door, gold tooth safely
hidden inside.
When you get outside, search the MUDPUDDLE to the left of Longbeard's door
with the PIE PAN. Finally, bring the GOLD TOOTH to Cuthroat Bill.
Getting Haggis McMutton to Join the Crew
Haggis wants you to defeat him in a test of strength - the Caber Toss. If
you've never seen this before, it's basically tossing heavy tree trunks
end over end. The chances of Guybrush being able to lift even one end is
slim. Time to cheat!
Go to the duelling field (in Puerto Pollo, go through the arch to the
right of the Theater). Go to the right and use your BISCUIT CUTTER on the
RUBBER TREE. This will give you a rubber plug which you'll use in the boat
in Danjer Cove.
Go the Grassy Knoll. Use the SERRATED BREAD KNIFE with the SAW HORSE. The
Keg o Rum will roll into the tree and break leaving a rather convenient
flammable trail in its wake. Whip out that BURNING EMBER and light the
TRAIL OF RUM. This send that Rubber Tree onto the Pile of Cabers you'll be
using in your caber toss with Haggis. Now all you've got to do is ask
Haggis to compete with you and you've got your whole crew.
The Beach
Getting the Oil
Now that you have the MEMBERSHIP CARD from Longbeard's Chicken, you can
finally get a few TOWELS from the basket. Specifically, get THREE TOWELS.
Now, use the TOWELS in the ICE BUCKET on the BUS CART. Wet towels make
great rat tails, so try those WET TOWELS on the CABANA BOY. Guess he
didn't like them. Now pick up the OIL and head to the beach.
Getting Across the Sand
If you've tried setting foot toward the man on the towel, you'll discover
a new tropical dance which involves a lot of hopping and yelping. Use your
WET TOWELS three times with the HOT SAND to make an impromptu bridge.
1) Getting the Map to Blood Island
This agent, Palido Domingo, is quite shifty and rude. He has the map to
Blood Island tattooed on his back, but he may not tell you. Either way,
take the mug from him and leave through the gate.
2) Getting the Pitcher and Bottomless Mug
Go to the lemonade stand with the little cheat, Kenny Foulmouth, behind
the desk. Use your MUG with the (BOTTOMLESS) MUG on the table. Then, order
a lemonade. For once, you'll actually get to drink it. This upsets the
little thief and he runs away, leaving you free to take his PITCHER. Use
the PITCHER with the DYE VAT on the right.
Return to Palido by going to Brimstone Beach. Give him the BOTTOMLESS MUG.
Then, use the PITCHER WITH RED DYE on the MUG, giving him a nice beet red
appearance. He'll flip over, revealing his back and the map. Pour the OIL
on his back. This gives him a good sun burn, so you can peel the MAP off
of his back. Ewwww...
Danjer Cove
Fixing the Boat
There's a hole in the rowboat...isn't that always the way? Use the paste
on the RUBBER PLUG you got from the dueling field, then use the PLUG with
the HOLE. Row on out to the Pirate Ship.
Getting the Treasure Map
Use the SERRATED BREAD KNIFE with the PLANK above your head. Then, climb
up onto the ship. Here you'll meet the infamous Mr. Fossy, the secondmate
to the dread Pirate LeCh-! He'll drag out the tar and feathers and you'll
be looking fairly chicken-like.
Pay a visit to Longbeard, telling him you're the El Pollo Diablo! He'll
bag you in a bucket and you'll wake up in the Pirate Ship's hold. Looks
like the dread Pirate LeCh! is really Captain Le Chimp. Use your
VENTRILOQUISM BOOK with MR. FOSSY to send him away. Pick up the MAP in the
vase on the table. Leave through the PORTHOLE behind the Bucket of
Chicken.
The Theater
The Light Puzzle
Now that you have the Treasure Map, you can solve the light puzzle (walk
up the stairs behind the Magic Hat). Flip the switch and press the buttons
exactly as the map instructs:
SE, NW, W, S, E, NE, NE, E, SW (Notice the guest appearance by Max of Sam
and Max.)
Elaine is buried on the stage! But you've got to get that awful Slappy
Cromwell act offstage ASAP. He's juggling now and is going to come for his
cannon balls soon. They're in that chest that was previously shut next to
the door. Pour the OIL over them.
When Slappy has slipped offstage, get out there, pick up the SHOVEL and
DIG!
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Part 3 Three Sheets to the Wind
Singing Silliness
So your barbershop almost-quartet crew is not quite what you expected.
While Rottingham was insulting you quite painfully, they were spotting
breaching whales off the bow. Then they break out into this goofy song. No
matter what you say , they're able to find some silly rhyme to the last
word of your sentence. Since trying to reason with them is getting you
nowhere, here's a ditty that will leave them stumped,
"We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an ORANGE." That'll teach 'em.
Battle!!!
This part of your journey requires you to get as close as possible to
other ships and blow them out o' the water! Basically, that about covers
it. That and every time you get a "ship loaded with booty", you can go
back to Puerto Pollo and upgrade your cannons at Kenny Foulmouth's
lemonade-turned-heavy artillery stand. The pirate ships you'll come up
against are:
Really Not Fearsome Pirates
Mildly Fearsome Pirates
Semi-Fearsome Pirates
Fearsome Pirates
Pretty Fearsome Pirates
Really Fearsome Pirates
and
Captain Rottingham
When you win a cannon fight and board the ship, you're going to have to
learn how to insult sword fight. Monkey Island 1 vets may remember this
exchange, but now it's just a bit harder.
Insult Sword Fighting
Your first few fights, you're going to have to lose in order to learn the
full insult. You'll receive an insult and then, you'll have to lose the
first round. Board another ship and say that insult to the next pirate who
will hopefully reply with the correct response for you. If he comes back
with "I'm shakin, I'm shakin!" or "You are rubber, I am glue," you'll have
to try the insult on other pirates until you learn the response. Here are
all of the insults I collected and their responses:
Fearsome Pirate Insults
Every enemy I've met, I've annihilated!
With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
I look THAT much like your fiancee?
Would you like to be buried or cremated?
With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
Heaven preserve me, you look like something that's died!
The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.
When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet!
Killing you would be justifiable homicide.
Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
Engarde! Touch•!
Oh, that's SO clich•!
Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!
Too bad they're all fabricated.
When your father first saw you, he must've been mortified.
At least mine can be identified.
You can't match my witty repartee.
I could if you would use some breath spray.
I can't rest until you've been exterminated!
Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
You're the ugliest monster ever created.
If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
I'll leave you devastated, mutilated, and perforated.
Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated!
Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.
Is that your face? I thought it was your backside!
I'll hound you night and day!
Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!
(??? I can't give any of the pirates to give me the last insult.)
Rottingham Insults
My attacks have left entire islands depopulated.
With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
You have the sex appeal of a sharpee.
I look THAT much like your fiancee?
I'll give you a choice: you can be gutted or decapitated.
With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
Nothing on this earth can save your hide!
The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day.
When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet!
When I'm done with you, you'll be rotted and putrefied.
Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
Your mother wears a toupee!
Oh, that's SO clich•!
My skills with a sword are highly venerated.
Too bad they're all fabricated.
You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified.
At least mine can be identified.
Nothing can stop me from blowing you away.
I could if you would use some breath spray.
Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
Your looks would make a pig nauseated.
If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
I can't tell which of my traits has you most intimidated.
Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated!
Never before have I faced someone so sissified!
Is that your face? I thought it was your backside!
You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey!
Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!
I have never lost a melee'.
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Walkthrough Part 4 The Bartender The Thieves his Aunt and her Lover
The Shipwreck
A mutiny? On yer own again in an adventure game, go figure. Pick up the
BOTTLE in the sand.
The Hotel
Getting a Straight Flush from the Fortune Teller
Madam Xima is playing with a deck of Tarot cards that are going to come in
handy very soon. Talk to her about your future and she'll read your
fortune. When she draws the TAROT CARD of death, pick it up. Then, have
her give you four more readings. You should have five TAROT CARDS. (NOTE:
This is also a foreshadowing that it will be necessary for you to "die" to
complete a few puzzles.)
Getting the Hangover Cure
The bartender behind the counter probably has a great story to tell you,
if only he weren't so hung over! There's a RECIPE BOOK on the bar. Move
the cursor around the right side of the page until it becomes a wide
bending red arrow. Flip through the book to page 8. For the Hangover Cure,
you're going to need
One (1) Egg - (found at the Beach)
Pepper - (found at the Windmill)
Hair of the Dog That Bit 'Ya - (found on the dog in the Cemetery)
Cemetery
...which is out the front door of the hotel and straight back. Go past all
of the tombstones to the left until you reach the area with the dog and
the shack. On the pile of wooden stuff on the far left, pick up the MALLET
and the CHISEL.
Getting the Hair of the Dog that Bit You
Check your inventory for the HALF-EATEN-MAGGOTY-BISCUIT, then give it to
the OLD DOG. Now that he's "bitten" you, grab some of his SMELLY DOG HAIR.
The next item on the list is a pepper, which can be found at the...
Windmill
Pick a PEPPER from the bush on the right side of the windmill. Then go to
the...
Beach
...and use the CUSHION with the ROCKS under the RUBBER TREE. Use the
MALLET on the RUBBER TREE to get the EGG in the nest to fall onto the
cushion. Pick up the EGG and return to the...
Hotel
...and give the EGG, PEPPER, and SMELLY DOG HAIR to the Bartender.
Suddenly, he's a happy bartender by the name of Griswold Goodsoup who
gives you the rest of his HANGOVER REMEDY. The cap is on really tight, so
use the CHISEL on the HANGOVER REMEDY (HEAD-B-CLEAR) to remove it.
Talk to him about the resort, his family, business, and the Lost Diamond.
Apparently, it's in the Cemetery, in one of the Crypts. But the only way
into the Crypt would be to (gulp!)... die. (Just your luck.)
Getting an Umbrella
Go downstairs and order a drink from Griswold, but request "a big fruity
drink with an umbrella in it." He doesn't have any of the normal tiny
paper umbrellas, but he does have a regular black UMBRELLA. Pick that
puppy up and take the TIP JAR. Then, it's time to...
Prove You're a Goodsoup to Griswold
Part One
First, go upstairs and into the door on the left. Use the MALLET on the
NAIL in the rip in the wall. Now walk back out through the door to find
the PORTRAIT on the floor. Pick up the NAIL and the PORTRAIT. Use the
SCISSORS on the PORTRAIT. Then, use the PORTRAIT on the left door. Walk
through this door and look through the PORTHOLE. Griswold will admire the
portrait, which for some reason, bears a striking resemblance now. You'll
just need one more thing to prove your Goodsoup heritage.
Part Two
Order another drink from Griswold. When he slaps it down on the counter,
add some HEAD-B-CLEAR to the drink and slug it down. Papapeashu! Even
though you aren't really dead, the gravedigger will throw you into a
crypt. Nuts, it isn't a Goodsoup crypt. Ah well.
You're in the coffin in the lower-right. Use the CHISEL on the COFFIN LID
to get out. Those nails sure look handy. Take each of the NAILS from the
coffin you just got out of. (Creepy.) You're just going to have to deal
with the undead since you're locked in here. Use the CHISEL on the COFFIN
in the middle of the room. OH NO!!!! Remember Stan from MI2? You locked
him in there a while back?
Walk out of the crypt toward the hotel, then straight back to the
Cemetery. Stan has magically transformed the dreary dusty crypt into a
dreary neon-lit Life Insurance office. Buy a LIFE INSURANCE POLICY under
the Goodsoup name by giving Stan the GOLD TOOTH. Also, take the LAMINATED
BUSINESS CARD from Stan.
Getting into the Locked Room (Part 2 Continued)
Go to the second floor of the Hotel and use the LAMINATED BUSINESS CARD on
the locked DOOR.
In the Locked Room (Part 2 Continued)
Pull down the BED. Use the COFFIN NAILS on the BED to keep it held down.
Nail it down for sure with the single NAIL that used to hold the portrait
on the wall. Pick up the BOOK. This is the Goodsoup family history. Read
it and go downstairs to talk to Griswold. Say "Uncle Griswold, it's me!
Don't you recognize me?" The conversation should turn around to the
Goodsoup family history and Griswold will accept you as a Goodsoup family
member.
Order a drink, then spike it with the HEAD-B-CLEAR. Bottoms up!
Goodsoup Family Crypt
(Be sure to check out the CRUMBLING HOLE for a great Monkey Island
flashback.)
Talk to the ghost bride to discover none other than Minnie Goodsoup,
Griswold's deceased Aunt. Long story short, she won't give up that
engagement ring until she's married. That's just great...
Move on to the left. MURRAY! (How is this guy getting around?) Pick up the
CROWBAR and MURRAY. Then, look through the CRACK.
Getting Out of the Goodsoup Crypt
It's the gravedigger. He refuses to let you out because he's convinced
you're playing a prank on him. Time to scare the bejeezus out of him. Use
the SKELETON ARM with the PASTE. Stick that gooey arm through the crack
and pick up the LANTERN. Finally, use the LANTERN with MURRAY. The
gravedigger will unlock the gate in no time!
Getting a Fiancee' for Aunt Goodsoup, the Ring, and LOTS OF MONEY!
Return to the Hotel and go into the back room. Check the FILE CABINET for
your DEATH CERTIFICATE. (While you're in here, use the CHISEL on the WHEEL
'O CHEESE. You never know when a hunk of nacho cheese is going to come in
handy.
Then head upstairs into the room with skeleton. Use the CROWBAR on the
BOARDED HOLE behind the bed. Finally, use the CROWBAR on the BED itself to
launch the skeleton through the hole.
Turns out the skeleton was Charles DeGoulash, Minnie Goodsoup's long lost
love! (Woo hoo!) After a hasty wedding proposal, the ENGAGEMENT BAND is
left defenseless for Crypt, uh... spelunkers such as yourself.
Next, visit Stan. Show him your DEATH CERTIFICATE to collect LOTS OF
MONEY.
Strange Lights (aka: the Village)
Getting into the Ceremony
Grab the big BLOCK OF TOFU off of the buffet table. Walk to the right and
pick up the AUGER and the MEASURING CUP. Use the AUGER on the BLOCK OF
TOFU to make a TOFU MASK. Put the TOFU MASK on and head up the hill to the
ceremony.
Watch the Veggie sacrifice and then step up to make an offering. Use the
HUNK OF NACHO CHEESE with the MASSIVE SEETHING CALDERA (the lava).
Uh-oh...LACTOSE INTOLERANCE!!! You've just caused the lava to flow across
the island. But on the bright side, you've just caused the lava to flow
across the island!
Ship Wreck
Getting the Lotion
Talk to Haggis about the Lotion until he says he'll trade you a sticky
tar-like substance for the LOTION. Then, go to the Hotel's front deck to
check out the new lava flow under the BARBECUE. Use the UN-MELTED HUNK O'
NACHO CHEESE in the COOKING POT. Then pick up the COOKING POT to take it
to Haggis and get the LOTION.
Elaine
Use the LOTION with the CURSED DIAMOND RING.
The Lighthouse
Fixing the Light
Those FIREFLIES in a jar would make a good light. Go to the Windmill and
use the UMBRELLA on the WINDMILL BLADES. Then, open the JAR and use the
JAR on the BARREL, which contains sugar water. Use the CHISEL on the JAR
LID to poke air holes. Finally, return to Elaine's Clearing and set the
JAR OF WATER on the STUMP. Use the JAR LID with the FIREFLIES.
Fixing the Mirror
Go to the Hotel and get the MIRROR next to Griswold from behind the bar.
He won't let you walk out of the room with it, so order another drink and
spike it with the HEAD-B-CLEAR for a dramatic exit. When you wake up i the
Goodsoup crypt, head to the Lighthouse.
Put the new MIRROR over the old and the FIREFLIES where the light was.
The Beach
Making a Compass
Go through the door in the back of the hotel and get the MAGNET off of the
fridge. Then, bite the CORK out of the BOTTLE from the shipwreck. Use the
PIN with the MAGNET, then put the PIN in the CORK.
Use the MEASURING CUP with the SEA WATER. Lastly, drop the CORK into the
MEASURING CUP.
Mysterious Figure
Talk to the Mysterious Figure to find he is a ferryman known as the Lost
Welshman. Give the COMPASS to him for a ride to Skull Island.
Skull Island
Look upon the dreaded horror of the rock face, shrug, and go up the hill.
Talk to the Wench Operator and get on the platform. Gosh, he sure doesn't
inspire confid-DEEENCCCCCEEE!!! Quick!!! Open your UMBRELLA!
Once inside Smuggler's Cove, let the boys know how much money you're
packing.
Winning the Hand of Poker
You need that Diamond. Put up your "Lots O' Money" and start the game.
When you get your hand, lay down your five TAROT CARDS for five of a kind.
Of course, a sort of scuffle ensues, but you'll make it out in one piece.
Get back in the Ferryman's boat, return to the island, and visit Elaine.
Use the DIAMOND with the ENGAGEMENT BAND. Then use the COMPLETED DIAMOND
RING on Elaine's LEFT RING FINGER.
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Walkthrough Part 5 Kiss of the Spider Monkey Hostage in the Big Whoop Sky Cart
Basically, after you get through Le Chuck's long-winded evil tyranny
speech, open the door and walk out. But, something's not right. Feelin'
kinda...hmmm. Small or something.
Short People Got No Reason
Your head is somewhat foggy as a result of this "kid spell" Le Chuck
tossed on ya'. But we all know the HEAD-B-CLEAR recipe by now, right?
C'mon, say it with me:
One (1) Egg
Pepper
Hair of the Dog That Bit 'Ya
Getting the Egg
Talk to the guy at the pie-throwing booth. Those are meringue pies...this
means they're made of egg whites! Gotta' get one of those pies...
First you'll need to make a fake pie. Go into your inventory and use the
SHAVING CREAM in the PIE PAN. It's too light to pass for an actual pie, so
you'll need to weigh it down with something.
Ask Dinghy Dog to guess your age. He's about 12 years off, so you get to
pick any prize. As tempting as MURRAY is, ask for the ANCHOR, then use the
ANCHOR with the FAKE PIE.
Put the HEAVY FAKE PIE on the STACK OF MERINGUE PIES. Annoying the large
rat makes him throw the pie at the attendant in the window, which
conveniently, knocks him out of commission. Go through the GATE to the
HOLE. Provoke the rat until he shoots the pie at you and voila! You've got
your egg... figuratively speaking.
Getting the Hair of the Dog That Bit 'Ya
Push Dinghy Dog six times until he bites you, where you'll automatically
grab a fistful of DOG HAIR.
Getting the Pepper
Go to the SNOW CONE booth on the right and take the PEPPER MILL.
NOW, order a PLAIN SNOW CONE and add all three tantalizing taste treats to
the cone. (Blegh...)
After a momentary lapse of Brain Freeze, you'll find you're finally tall
enough to ride the Roller Coaster of Death.
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Walkthrough Part 6 Guybrush kicks butt once again On the Roller Coaster
First, a note about the roller coaster. Don't panic, you won't ever go
spilling into the lava like the previous passengers. You'll have four
dioramas that you can jump out onto and take things from. However, you
also have a limited amount of time to do it before Le Chuck shows up to
try to bully you away. To get out, be ready to click on the diorama the
moment you get a chance.
3 Headed Monkey Diorama
Grab the ROPE from the hanging puppet.
Pirate Ship Diorama
Pick up the small KEG 'O RUM.
Guybrush on the Rack Diorama
Open the LANTERN and blow on the FLASK O' OIL. Pick up the FLASK O' OIL.
Dynamo-Monkelectric Giant Snow Monkey Diorama
Walk to the top of the little hill and up behind the monkey. Use the FLASK
O' OIL on the ROPE, then use the ROPE on the KEG O' RUM. Put the KEG O'
RUm in the the Giant Snow Monkey's right arm. Finally, go the the bottom,
put the PEPPER MILL in your hand, and wait for Le Chuck. When he raises
his hands to throw the fireballs at you, use the PEPPER on him.
Ka- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
BE SURE TO WAIT THROUGH THE CREDITS TO THE EXCITING AND MYSTERIOUS SECRET
ENDING!
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u Please send questions or comments to Christine Cain at xtine@grin.net
Walkthrough Part 1 The Demise of the Zombie Pirate Le Chuck On Le Chuck's Ship
Talk to the small pirate to discover that it's good ol' Wally, the
cartographer from Monkey Island II! Even though it's nice to see him,
you're going to have to break his little heart and tell him he's "a
failure as a pirate."
*
When Wally cries, he'll drop his Fake Plastic Pirate Hook. Pick it up,
then pick up the ram rod on the back wall. Go into your inventory and
attach the PLASTIC HOOK to the RAMROD. This combination creates a GAFF,
which you'll be needing shortly.
Use the Cannon. You'll get a behind-the-cannon view out the port hole.
It's up to you to make cannon-fodder out of each of Le Chuck's skeleton
crew in the boats below. To lower the cannon and fire at the boats closer
to you, move you mouse upward. To fire farther and raise the cannon, move
your mouse downward.
Click on the red arrow pointing out the porthole to look out. There's a
thing labeled as "debris" floating to the right, and a disgruntled talking
skull on a plank to the left. Get the GAFF out of your inventory and use
it to retrieve the DEBRIS, which is a SKELETON ARM holding a CUTLASS. Then
use the GAFF on that annoying TALKING SKULL.
You need to find a way out of this place! In the meantime, you should try
practicing with your new weapon and use the CUTLASS on the RESTRAINT ROPE
on the cannon. Then, FIRE the CANNON.
Escape the Sinking Ship
Pick up the BAG just to the left of the PORTRAIT of Le Chuck. It's a BAG
OF WOODEN NICKELS. There's a huge diamond RING behind the bag. Pick up the
diamond RING.
Use the diamond RING on the port hole.
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Part 2 The Curse Gets Worse On Plunder Island
Pick up the GLOWING EMBER to the right of the statuesque Elaine. The Fort
is just in front of you, but you'll never be able to fix the bridge or go
there. (Sigh...)
Walk to the right past the mysterious Voodoo Markings on the tree toward
The Swamp.
The Swamp
YIKES! It's that talking skull again. How'd he get up there? He says he's
"Murray, the invincible demonic skull." Allrighty then. Head into the
wrecked ship in front of you.
Look at the paper voodoo dolls on the floor. Pick up the PIN and the
PASTE.
Use your NICKELS on the GUMBALL MACHINE on the couter to pick up a PACK OF
GUM. Mmmm...Jerky flavor!
Pull the ALLIGATOR TONGUE and the Voodoo Lady, from the past two Monkey
Island games, will appear to fill in all of the details. Apparently, while
you were chatting with Murray, the mangy pirates in Danker Cove have
stolen Elaine! In addition to finding her now, you'll need to lift the
ring's curse by getting Elaine another Diamond Ring of equal or greater
value. There's one on Blood Island, but you're going to need a map, a
crew, and a ship. (Just for fun, when you leave the Voodoo Lady's ship,
you can toss Murray a piece of gum to blow bubbles with.)
In Puerto Pollo
The Theater
Go to the vanity and pick up the MAGIC WAND. Use the MAGIC WAND with the
MAGIC HAT. Presto! Pick up the BOOK in the MAGIC HAT. Go to your inventory
and examine the BOOK. It's the "A, Mmmm, C's of Ventriloquism".
Now take a look at the coat hanging next to the door. First, open the
pocket and take the GLOVE. Then, look at the coat's shoulder to discover
some unsightly DANDRUFF. Pick up the DANDRUFF. It's not dandruff,
it's....ewwwww! LICE!
Now go to the right and talk to the ACTOR. His name is Slappy Cromwell and
he actually knows someone who knows how to get to Blood Island. Grill him
for info, then move on to...
The Barbary Coast
Getting the Scissors
That's quite a snazzy pair of scissors in the ceiling above the barber!
Problem is that the barber isn't just going to give them to you. First,
you've got to get his snooty customer, Captain Rottingham, out of the
chair. Watch how the barber keeps sitting his comb down and looking away
at a book. When the COMB is on the table, use the LICE on the COMB.
Now that the barber chair is free, talk to the barber and introduce
yourself. The barber's name is Haggis McMutton. Ask him for a haircut and
you'll take a seat in his chair. When he looks at his book, use the HANDLE
on the barber chair once to lift the chair slightly. The next time Haggis
looks away, Pick up the PAPERWEIGHT on the book. Guybrush will knock it
away with his toe, sending Haggis off to look for another paperweight.
Now's your chance! Use the HANDLE to raise the chair several times until
you reach the ceiling, then grab the SCISSORS!
Getting the Jawbreaker from Cuthroat Bill
That Jawbreaker is gonna come in super handy later! To get it, push Bill.
He'll begin choking on it, so do the Guybrush Threepwood maneuver on him
and push him again. The JAWBREAKER will fall to the floor.
Getting Edward "Snugglecakes" VanHelgen to Join the Crew
Edward wants a captain who can sufficiently insult him and then best him
in duel. Use your GLOVE and give him a good slap, just like in the movies.
Edward will take you to the battlefield.
When he shows you the three open pistol cases, don't select any of
them. If you do, he will ALWAYS beat you in the pistol duel. Instead, look
at the middle gun box and then specifically at the BOX LID. Close the BOX
LID and choose the BANJO CASE behind the pistol cases. You're about to try
Dueling Banjos. It's recommended that you get a piece of paper and pencil
for this one.
When Edward plucks several strings in succession, he's going to pause
momentarily and pluck one individual note. You'll need to remember which
note he plucked, because you'll have to repeat everything he does. The
easiest way is this:
there are five strings. Think of the top string as 1, the next as 2, and
so on down tofive. Whenever he plucks a single note, write it down. Also,
it's helpful to write them one on top of the next so you don't lose your
place when playing the notes back. It's random which strings you get, but
you'll always get three rounds.
For example, here's one of my Banjo Duels:
R 1 R 2 R3
1 3 5
5 1 3
5 2 5
2 2 1
4 1
3
Even though you've proved you can rock with the rest of the pirates,
Edward is just a bit too good for his own good. While he brings the house
down, walk to the GUN PILE, pick up a PISTOL, and in the good name of
sportsmanship, fire at Eddie VanHelgen's Banjo. That will win his respect.
(And it's just then that you realize he may be the father of a long line
of infamous guitarists. Hmmmm...)
Getting Cuthroat Bill to Join the Crew
You will need a piece of treasure in order to lure Bill onto the crew.
That piece of treasure is a GOLD TOOTH, which is found in the Chicken
Restaurant next to the lemonade stand. See below.
1) Getting a Reservation Slip to Longbeard's Chicken
Now that you've got the scissors, go to the lemonade stand and use the
SCISSORS on the MYSTERIOUS FLOWERS to the right of the vats. (If you've
examined the FLOWERS, use the SCISSORS on the IPECAC FLOWERS.) Then, use
the SCISSORS on the UNDERGROWTH.
Hmmm...what's the Snake Sign for? What possible harm could a snake....
2) Getting Out of the Snake
See the huge lump to your left? First, pick up the FABERGE EGG. Then pick
up the VACUUM CLEANER ATTACHMENTS. Finally, pick up LOTS-O-STUFF.
Check your inventory. You'll find all sorts of interesting items, but the
one you'll need to use is the PANCAKE SYRUP. Use the IPECAC FLOWER with
the PANCAKE SYRUP to make IPECAC SYRUP. Then use the IPECAC SYRUP with the
SNAKE HEAD. Once expelled, you can use the RESEVATION SLIP for Longbeard's
Chicken that you just got out of the Snake's tummy. But first...
3) Getting Out of the Quicksand
Pick up the THORN from the THORNY PLANT in front of you. To your right,
pick up a REED. Now go into your inventory and combine the THORN with the
REED to create a PEA SHOOTER. Then, combine the PAPERWEIGHT with the
HELIUM BALLOON. Blow on the balloon to send it floating to the vine to the
left. Finally, use the PEA SHOOTER on the balloon and grab the LIFE SAVING
VINE.
4) Getting the Gold Tooth
Even though you end up in Danjer Cove, walk back to the right and return
to Puerto Pollo. You can finally get into Longbeard's Chicken (to the
right of the lemonade stand) with your RESERVATION SLIP.
First, get s BISCUIT from the biscuit barrel to the right. Go into your
inventory and eat the biscuit. Ewwww...gross! Now you've got MAGGOTS.
Go to the closed walk-up window in the left, to the left of the table with
the skeleton. Pick up the PIE PAN and the BISCUIT CUTTER. Now, talk to and
push the QUIET PATRON. After going through the gratuitous Grim Fandango
promo, remove the SERRATED BREAD KNIFE from the skeleton's back.
Getting the Club Membership Card
If you've talked to the Cabana Boy on the beach, you know you can't get
into the club without a membership card. And if you've talked to
Longbeard about it, he'll tell you he lost his membership card while
cooking. That GROSS CHICKEN on the table is probably to blame. Use the
MAGGOTS on the GROSS CHICKEN to find the MEMBERSHIP CARD.
Longbeard mentioned wanting something crunchy to chew on, so give him the
JAWBREAKER you got from Cuthroat Bill. That will loosen his Gold Tooth.
Now he carves something chewy, so give him a piece of GUM. Longbeard will
blow bubbles, making his loose Gold Tooth an obvious sillohuette in each
bubble. When he blows a bubble, use the PIN on it to pop it and send the
Gold Tooth to the floor. Pick up the GOLD TOOTH and go into you inventory.
Longbeard won't let you leave with his gold tooth, so you'll have to sneak
it out. In you inventory, chew the GUM. A gum wad appears in your
inventory. Use the tooth with the CHEWED GUM. Inhale the HELIUM BALLOON,
then chew the CHEWED GUM and GOLD TOOTH. This will send a helium-filled
gum bubble floating out the open window above the door, gold tooth safely
hidden inside.
When you get outside, search the MUDPUDDLE to the left of Longbeard's door
with the PIE PAN. Finally, bring the GOLD TOOTH to Cuthroat Bill.
Getting Haggis McMutton to Join the Crew
Haggis wants you to defeat him in a test of strength - the Caber Toss. If
you've never seen this before, it's basically tossing heavy tree trunks
end over end. The chances of Guybrush being able to lift even one end is
slim. Time to cheat!
Go to the duelling field (in Puerto Pollo, go through the arch to the
right of the Theater). Go to the right and use your BISCUIT CUTTER on the
RUBBER TREE. This will give you a rubber plug which you'll use in the boat
in Danjer Cove.
Go the Grassy Knoll. Use the SERRATED BREAD KNIFE with the SAW HORSE. The
Keg o Rum will roll into the tree and break leaving a rather convenient
flammable trail in its wake. Whip out that BURNING EMBER and light the
TRAIL OF RUM. This send that Rubber Tree onto the Pile of Cabers you'll be
using in your caber toss with Haggis. Now all you've got to do is ask
Haggis to compete with you and you've got your whole crew.
The Beach
Getting the Oil
Now that you have the MEMBERSHIP CARD from Longbeard's Chicken, you can
finally get a few TOWELS from the basket. Specifically, get THREE TOWELS.
Now, use the TOWELS in the ICE BUCKET on the BUS CART. Wet towels make
great rat tails, so try those WET TOWELS on the CABANA BOY. Guess he
didn't like them. Now pick up the OIL and head to the beach.
Getting Across the Sand
If you've tried setting foot toward the man on the towel, you'll discover
a new tropical dance which involves a lot of hopping and yelping. Use your
WET TOWELS three times with the HOT SAND to make an impromptu bridge.
1) Getting the Map to Blood Island
This agent, Palido Domingo, is quite shifty and rude. He has the map to
Blood Island tattooed on his back, but he may not tell you. Either way,
take the mug from him and leave through the gate.
2) Getting the Pitcher and Bottomless Mug
Go to the lemonade stand with the little cheat, Kenny Foulmouth, behind
the desk. Use your MUG with the (BOTTOMLESS) MUG on the table. Then, order
a lemonade. For once, you'll actually get to drink it. This upsets the
little thief and he runs away, leaving you free to take his PITCHER. Use
the PITCHER with the DYE VAT on the right.
Return to Palido by going to Brimstone Beach. Give him the BOTTOMLESS MUG.
Then, use the PITCHER WITH RED DYE on the MUG, giving him a nice beet red
appearance. He'll flip over, revealing his back and the map. Pour the OIL
on his back. This gives him a good sun burn, so you can peel the MAP off
of his back. Ewwww...
Danjer Cove
Fixing the Boat
There's a hole in the rowboat...isn't that always the way? Use the paste
on the RUBBER PLUG you got from the dueling field, then use the PLUG with
the HOLE. Row on out to the Pirate Ship.
Getting the Treasure Map
Use the SERRATED BREAD KNIFE with the PLANK above your head. Then, climb
up onto the ship. Here you'll meet the infamous Mr. Fossy, the secondmate
to the dread Pirate LeCh-! He'll drag out the tar and feathers and you'll
be looking fairly chicken-like.
Pay a visit to Longbeard, telling him you're the El Pollo Diablo! He'll
bag you in a bucket and you'll wake up in the Pirate Ship's hold. Looks
like the dread Pirate LeCh! is really Captain Le Chimp. Use your
VENTRILOQUISM BOOK with MR. FOSSY to send him away. Pick up the MAP in the
vase on the table. Leave through the PORTHOLE behind the Bucket of
Chicken.
The Theater
The Light Puzzle
Now that you have the Treasure Map, you can solve the light puzzle (walk
up the stairs behind the Magic Hat). Flip the switch and press the buttons
exactly as the map instructs:
SE, NW, W, S, E, NE, NE, E, SW (Notice the guest appearance by Max of Sam
and Max.)
Elaine is buried on the stage! But you've got to get that awful Slappy
Cromwell act offstage ASAP. He's juggling now and is going to come for his
cannon balls soon. They're in that chest that was previously shut next to
the door. Pour the OIL over them.
When Slappy has slipped offstage, get out there, pick up the SHOVEL and
DIG!
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Part 3 Three Sheets to the Wind
Singing Silliness
So your barbershop almost-quartet crew is not quite what you expected.
While Rottingham was insulting you quite painfully, they were spotting
breaching whales off the bow. Then they break out into this goofy song. No
matter what you say , they're able to find some silly rhyme to the last
word of your sentence. Since trying to reason with them is getting you
nowhere, here's a ditty that will leave them stumped,
"We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an ORANGE." That'll teach 'em.
Battle!!!
This part of your journey requires you to get as close as possible to
other ships and blow them out o' the water! Basically, that about covers
it. That and every time you get a "ship loaded with booty", you can go
back to Puerto Pollo and upgrade your cannons at Kenny Foulmouth's
lemonade-turned-heavy artillery stand. The pirate ships you'll come up
against are:
Really Not Fearsome Pirates
Mildly Fearsome Pirates
Semi-Fearsome Pirates
Fearsome Pirates
Pretty Fearsome Pirates
Really Fearsome Pirates
and
Captain Rottingham
When you win a cannon fight and board the ship, you're going to have to
learn how to insult sword fight. Monkey Island 1 vets may remember this
exchange, but now it's just a bit harder.
Insult Sword Fighting
Your first few fights, you're going to have to lose in order to learn the
full insult. You'll receive an insult and then, you'll have to lose the
first round. Board another ship and say that insult to the next pirate who
will hopefully reply with the correct response for you. If he comes back
with "I'm shakin, I'm shakin!" or "You are rubber, I am glue," you'll have
to try the insult on other pirates until you learn the response. Here are
all of the insults I collected and their responses:
Fearsome Pirate Insults
Every enemy I've met, I've annihilated!
With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
I look THAT much like your fiancee?
Would you like to be buried or cremated?
With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
Heaven preserve me, you look like something that's died!
The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.
When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet!
Killing you would be justifiable homicide.
Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
Engarde! Touch•!
Oh, that's SO clich•!
Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!
Too bad they're all fabricated.
When your father first saw you, he must've been mortified.
At least mine can be identified.
You can't match my witty repartee.
I could if you would use some breath spray.
I can't rest until you've been exterminated!
Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
You're the ugliest monster ever created.
If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
I'll leave you devastated, mutilated, and perforated.
Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated!
Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.
Is that your face? I thought it was your backside!
I'll hound you night and day!
Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!
(??? I can't give any of the pirates to give me the last insult.)
Rottingham Insults
My attacks have left entire islands depopulated.
With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
You have the sex appeal of a sharpee.
I look THAT much like your fiancee?
I'll give you a choice: you can be gutted or decapitated.
With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
Nothing on this earth can save your hide!
The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day.
When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet!
When I'm done with you, you'll be rotted and putrefied.
Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
Your mother wears a toupee!
Oh, that's SO clich•!
My skills with a sword are highly venerated.
Too bad they're all fabricated.
You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified.
At least mine can be identified.
Nothing can stop me from blowing you away.
I could if you would use some breath spray.
Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
Your looks would make a pig nauseated.
If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
I can't tell which of my traits has you most intimidated.
Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated!
Never before have I faced someone so sissified!
Is that your face? I thought it was your backside!
You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey!
Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!
I have never lost a melee'.
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Walkthrough Part 4 The Bartender The Thieves his Aunt and her Lover
The Shipwreck
A mutiny? On yer own again in an adventure game, go figure. Pick up the
BOTTLE in the sand.
The Hotel
Getting a Straight Flush from the Fortune Teller
Madam Xima is playing with a deck of Tarot cards that are going to come in
handy very soon. Talk to her about your future and she'll read your
fortune. When she draws the TAROT CARD of death, pick it up. Then, have
her give you four more readings. You should have five TAROT CARDS. (NOTE:
This is also a foreshadowing that it will be necessary for you to "die" to
complete a few puzzles.)
Getting the Hangover Cure
The bartender behind the counter probably has a great story to tell you,
if only he weren't so hung over! There's a RECIPE BOOK on the bar. Move
the cursor around the right side of the page until it becomes a wide
bending red arrow. Flip through the book to page 8. For the Hangover Cure,
you're going to need
One (1) Egg - (found at the Beach)
Pepper - (found at the Windmill)
Hair of the Dog That Bit 'Ya - (found on the dog in the Cemetery)
Cemetery
...which is out the front door of the hotel and straight back. Go past all
of the tombstones to the left until you reach the area with the dog and
the shack. On the pile of wooden stuff on the far left, pick up the MALLET
and the CHISEL.
Getting the Hair of the Dog that Bit You
Check your inventory for the HALF-EATEN-MAGGOTY-BISCUIT, then give it to
the OLD DOG. Now that he's "bitten" you, grab some of his SMELLY DOG HAIR.
The next item on the list is a pepper, which can be found at the...
Windmill
Pick a PEPPER from the bush on the right side of the windmill. Then go to
the...
Beach
...and use the CUSHION with the ROCKS under the RUBBER TREE. Use the
MALLET on the RUBBER TREE to get the EGG in the nest to fall onto the
cushion. Pick up the EGG and return to the...
Hotel
...and give the EGG, PEPPER, and SMELLY DOG HAIR to the Bartender.
Suddenly, he's a happy bartender by the name of Griswold Goodsoup who
gives you the rest of his HANGOVER REMEDY. The cap is on really tight, so
use the CHISEL on the HANGOVER REMEDY (HEAD-B-CLEAR) to remove it.
Talk to him about the resort, his family, business, and the Lost Diamond.
Apparently, it's in the Cemetery, in one of the Crypts. But the only way
into the Crypt would be to (gulp!)... die. (Just your luck.)
Getting an Umbrella
Go downstairs and order a drink from Griswold, but request "a big fruity
drink with an umbrella in it." He doesn't have any of the normal tiny
paper umbrellas, but he does have a regular black UMBRELLA. Pick that
puppy up and take the TIP JAR. Then, it's time to...
Prove You're a Goodsoup to Griswold
Part One
First, go upstairs and into the door on the left. Use the MALLET on the
NAIL in the rip in the wall. Now walk back out through the door to find
the PORTRAIT on the floor. Pick up the NAIL and the PORTRAIT. Use the
SCISSORS on the PORTRAIT. Then, use the PORTRAIT on the left door. Walk
through this door and look through the PORTHOLE. Griswold will admire the
portrait, which for some reason, bears a striking resemblance now. You'll
just need one more thing to prove your Goodsoup heritage.
Part Two
Order another drink from Griswold. When he slaps it down on the counter,
add some HEAD-B-CLEAR to the drink and slug it down. Papapeashu! Even
though you aren't really dead, the gravedigger will throw you into a
crypt. Nuts, it isn't a Goodsoup crypt. Ah well.
You're in the coffin in the lower-right. Use the CHISEL on the COFFIN LID
to get out. Those nails sure look handy. Take each of the NAILS from the
coffin you just got out of. (Creepy.) You're just going to have to deal
with the undead since you're locked in here. Use the CHISEL on the COFFIN
in the middle of the room. OH NO!!!! Remember Stan from MI2? You locked
him in there a while back?
Walk out of the crypt toward the hotel, then straight back to the
Cemetery. Stan has magically transformed the dreary dusty crypt into a
dreary neon-lit Life Insurance office. Buy a LIFE INSURANCE POLICY under
the Goodsoup name by giving Stan the GOLD TOOTH. Also, take the LAMINATED
BUSINESS CARD from Stan.
Getting into the Locked Room (Part 2 Continued)
Go to the second floor of the Hotel and use the LAMINATED BUSINESS CARD on
the locked DOOR.
In the Locked Room (Part 2 Continued)
Pull down the BED. Use the COFFIN NAILS on the BED to keep it held down.
Nail it down for sure with the single NAIL that used to hold the portrait
on the wall. Pick up the BOOK. This is the Goodsoup family history. Read
it and go downstairs to talk to Griswold. Say "Uncle Griswold, it's me!
Don't you recognize me?" The conversation should turn around to the
Goodsoup family history and Griswold will accept you as a Goodsoup family
member.
Order a drink, then spike it with the HEAD-B-CLEAR. Bottoms up!
Goodsoup Family Crypt
(Be sure to check out the CRUMBLING HOLE for a great Monkey Island
flashback.)
Talk to the ghost bride to discover none other than Minnie Goodsoup,
Griswold's deceased Aunt. Long story short, she won't give up that
engagement ring until she's married. That's just great...
Move on to the left. MURRAY! (How is this guy getting around?) Pick up the
CROWBAR and MURRAY. Then, look through the CRACK.
Getting Out of the Goodsoup Crypt
It's the gravedigger. He refuses to let you out because he's convinced
you're playing a prank on him. Time to scare the bejeezus out of him. Use
the SKELETON ARM with the PASTE. Stick that gooey arm through the crack
and pick up the LANTERN. Finally, use the LANTERN with MURRAY. The
gravedigger will unlock the gate in no time!
Getting a Fiancee' for Aunt Goodsoup, the Ring, and LOTS OF MONEY!
Return to the Hotel and go into the back room. Check the FILE CABINET for
your DEATH CERTIFICATE. (While you're in here, use the CHISEL on the WHEEL
'O CHEESE. You never know when a hunk of nacho cheese is going to come in
handy.
Then head upstairs into the room with skeleton. Use the CROWBAR on the
BOARDED HOLE behind the bed. Finally, use the CROWBAR on the BED itself to
launch the skeleton through the hole.
Turns out the skeleton was Charles DeGoulash, Minnie Goodsoup's long lost
love! (Woo hoo!) After a hasty wedding proposal, the ENGAGEMENT BAND is
left defenseless for Crypt, uh... spelunkers such as yourself.
Next, visit Stan. Show him your DEATH CERTIFICATE to collect LOTS OF
MONEY.
Strange Lights (aka: the Village)
Getting into the Ceremony
Grab the big BLOCK OF TOFU off of the buffet table. Walk to the right and
pick up the AUGER and the MEASURING CUP. Use the AUGER on the BLOCK OF
TOFU to make a TOFU MASK. Put the TOFU MASK on and head up the hill to the
ceremony.
Watch the Veggie sacrifice and then step up to make an offering. Use the
HUNK OF NACHO CHEESE with the MASSIVE SEETHING CALDERA (the lava).
Uh-oh...LACTOSE INTOLERANCE!!! You've just caused the lava to flow across
the island. But on the bright side, you've just caused the lava to flow
across the island!
Ship Wreck
Getting the Lotion
Talk to Haggis about the Lotion until he says he'll trade you a sticky
tar-like substance for the LOTION. Then, go to the Hotel's front deck to
check out the new lava flow under the BARBECUE. Use the UN-MELTED HUNK O'
NACHO CHEESE in the COOKING POT. Then pick up the COOKING POT to take it
to Haggis and get the LOTION.
Elaine
Use the LOTION with the CURSED DIAMOND RING.
The Lighthouse
Fixing the Light
Those FIREFLIES in a jar would make a good light. Go to the Windmill and
use the UMBRELLA on the WINDMILL BLADES. Then, open the JAR and use the
JAR on the BARREL, which contains sugar water. Use the CHISEL on the JAR
LID to poke air holes. Finally, return to Elaine's Clearing and set the
JAR OF WATER on the STUMP. Use the JAR LID with the FIREFLIES.
Fixing the Mirror
Go to the Hotel and get the MIRROR next to Griswold from behind the bar.
He won't let you walk out of the room with it, so order another drink and
spike it with the HEAD-B-CLEAR for a dramatic exit. When you wake up i the
Goodsoup crypt, head to the Lighthouse.
Put the new MIRROR over the old and the FIREFLIES where the light was.
The Beach
Making a Compass
Go through the door in the back of the hotel and get the MAGNET off of the
fridge. Then, bite the CORK out of the BOTTLE from the shipwreck. Use the
PIN with the MAGNET, then put the PIN in the CORK.
Use the MEASURING CUP with the SEA WATER. Lastly, drop the CORK into the
MEASURING CUP.
Mysterious Figure
Talk to the Mysterious Figure to find he is a ferryman known as the Lost
Welshman. Give the COMPASS to him for a ride to Skull Island.
Skull Island
Look upon the dreaded horror of the rock face, shrug, and go up the hill.
Talk to the Wench Operator and get on the platform. Gosh, he sure doesn't
inspire confid-DEEENCCCCCEEE!!! Quick!!! Open your UMBRELLA!
Once inside Smuggler's Cove, let the boys know how much money you're
packing.
Winning the Hand of Poker
You need that Diamond. Put up your "Lots O' Money" and start the game.
When you get your hand, lay down your five TAROT CARDS for five of a kind.
Of course, a sort of scuffle ensues, but you'll make it out in one piece.
Get back in the Ferryman's boat, return to the island, and visit Elaine.
Use the DIAMOND with the ENGAGEMENT BAND. Then use the COMPLETED DIAMOND
RING on Elaine's LEFT RING FINGER.
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Walkthrough Part 5 Kiss of the Spider Monkey Hostage in the Big Whoop Sky Cart
Basically, after you get through Le Chuck's long-winded evil tyranny
speech, open the door and walk out. But, something's not right. Feelin'
kinda...hmmm. Small or something.
Short People Got No Reason
Your head is somewhat foggy as a result of this "kid spell" Le Chuck
tossed on ya'. But we all know the HEAD-B-CLEAR recipe by now, right?
C'mon, say it with me:
One (1) Egg
Pepper
Hair of the Dog That Bit 'Ya
Getting the Egg
Talk to the guy at the pie-throwing booth. Those are meringue pies...this
means they're made of egg whites! Gotta' get one of those pies...
First you'll need to make a fake pie. Go into your inventory and use the
SHAVING CREAM in the PIE PAN. It's too light to pass for an actual pie, so
you'll need to weigh it down with something.
Ask Dinghy Dog to guess your age. He's about 12 years off, so you get to
pick any prize. As tempting as MURRAY is, ask for the ANCHOR, then use the
ANCHOR with the FAKE PIE.
Put the HEAVY FAKE PIE on the STACK OF MERINGUE PIES. Annoying the large
rat makes him throw the pie at the attendant in the window, which
conveniently, knocks him out of commission. Go through the GATE to the
HOLE. Provoke the rat until he shoots the pie at you and voila! You've got
your egg... figuratively speaking.
Getting the Hair of the Dog That Bit 'Ya
Push Dinghy Dog six times until he bites you, where you'll automatically
grab a fistful of DOG HAIR.
Getting the Pepper
Go to the SNOW CONE booth on the right and take the PEPPER MILL.
NOW, order a PLAIN SNOW CONE and add all three tantalizing taste treats to
the cone. (Blegh...)
After a momentary lapse of Brain Freeze, you'll find you're finally tall
enough to ride the Roller Coaster of Death.
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Walkthrough Part 6 Guybrush kicks butt once again On the Roller Coaster
First, a note about the roller coaster. Don't panic, you won't ever go
spilling into the lava like the previous passengers. You'll have four
dioramas that you can jump out onto and take things from. However, you
also have a limited amount of time to do it before Le Chuck shows up to
try to bully you away. To get out, be ready to click on the diorama the
moment you get a chance.
3 Headed Monkey Diorama
Grab the ROPE from the hanging puppet.
Pirate Ship Diorama
Pick up the small KEG 'O RUM.
Guybrush on the Rack Diorama
Open the LANTERN and blow on the FLASK O' OIL. Pick up the FLASK O' OIL.
Dynamo-Monkelectric Giant Snow Monkey Diorama
Walk to the top of the little hill and up behind the monkey. Use the FLASK
O' OIL on the ROPE, then use the ROPE on the KEG O' RUM. Put the KEG O'
RUm in the the Giant Snow Monkey's right arm. Finally, go the the bottom,
put the PEPPER MILL in your hand, and wait for Le Chuck. When he raises
his hands to throw the fireballs at you, use the PEPPER on him.
Ka- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
BE SURE TO WAIT THROUGH THE CREDITS TO THE EXCITING AND MYSTERIOUS SECRET
ENDING!
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