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AIN'T GOT COJONES! - Finish your business with Krotchy.
ALL PERPS MUST DIE! - Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
ARSONIST - 150 kills using fire.
BIPOLAR - Swap paths 5 times in one playthrough.
CAMELBACK - Piss 100 gallons of urine.
CAT WRANGLER - 50 kills using cat.
CHAMP WHISPERER - 50 kills using dog.
COMMIES GO HOME! - Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
DANNY TREJO - 100 kills using machete in melee.
DON'T TAZE ME BRO - Taze 200 victims.
EASTWOOD - Complete game using only the pistol.
EMO - Injure yourself.
ENTOMOLOGIST - 50 kills using bees.
FAIL ZOMBIE - Respawn 20 times.
I AM THE LAW - Complete Good path without falling off.
KAVORKIAN - Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
MEGA-SADIST - 200 injured or death-crawling victims NOT finished off.
NEUROSURGEON - 300 headshot/decap kills.
PERSONAL JESUS - Beat game with zero kills.
PETA CHAIRMAN - Kill no animals in one playthrough.
PRODUCT RECALL - Destroy 50 cars.
PROPERTY DAMAGE - Smash 50 windows.
PSYCHO DUNDEE - 50 kills using boomerang machete.
REAL AMERICAN - Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.
REPO MAN - Return Thegways to the owner
SCHWARZENEGGER - 200 kills using M-60.
SCOFIELD - Escape from prison.
STALLONE - Complete game using only melee.
SUCKTASTIC! - Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
T.J. HOOKER - Arrest 200 perps.
THERE IS NO SPOON - Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
WOLVERINES R GHEY - 50 badgersaw kills.
ALL PERPS MUST DIE! - Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
ARSONIST - 150 kills using fire.
BIPOLAR - Swap paths 5 times in one playthrough.
CAMELBACK - Piss 100 gallons of urine.
CAT WRANGLER - 50 kills using cat.
CHAMP WHISPERER - 50 kills using dog.
COMMIES GO HOME! - Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
DANNY TREJO - 100 kills using machete in melee.
DON'T TAZE ME BRO - Taze 200 victims.
EASTWOOD - Complete game using only the pistol.
EMO - Injure yourself.
ENTOMOLOGIST - 50 kills using bees.
FAIL ZOMBIE - Respawn 20 times.
I AM THE LAW - Complete Good path without falling off.
KAVORKIAN - Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
MEGA-SADIST - 200 injured or death-crawling victims NOT finished off.
NEUROSURGEON - 300 headshot/decap kills.
PERSONAL JESUS - Beat game with zero kills.
PETA CHAIRMAN - Kill no animals in one playthrough.
PRODUCT RECALL - Destroy 50 cars.
PROPERTY DAMAGE - Smash 50 windows.
PSYCHO DUNDEE - 50 kills using boomerang machete.
REAL AMERICAN - Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.
REPO MAN - Return Thegways to the owner
SCHWARZENEGGER - 200 kills using M-60.
SCOFIELD - Escape from prison.
STALLONE - Complete game using only melee.
SUCKTASTIC! - Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
T.J. HOOKER - Arrest 200 perps.
THERE IS NO SPOON - Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
WOLVERINES R GHEY - 50 badgersaw kills.