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New Kid On The Block: You have joined the KKK.
First Day in South Park: You completed your first day in South Park.
Gingivitis: Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Day Walker: You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Made This for You: You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Are We Cool?: You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Parkeologist: You opened all of the garages in South Park.
For the Hoarder: You completed the game without selling any items.
Truth to Power: You farted on four major authority figures.
Irritable Bowels: You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Dog Whistle: You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Dragon Wrath: You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of
battle.
Just Saying Hi: You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Re-Buttal: You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Heisenberg: You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee
and bald cap.
Shutout: You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial)
battle.
Stay Down: You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Avenger: You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
No Child Left Behind: You completed the game and never ended a battle with your
buddy knocked out.
Poco Chinpoko: You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Chinpoko loco: You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Chinpokolypse: You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Daddy Issues: You befriended your father.
More Popular Than Jesus: You made friends with half of South Park.
More Popular Than John Lennon: Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Junk Peddler: You sold 300 junk items.
Ass of Fire: You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Canadian Handshake: You've farted on people 100 times.
Animal Cruelty: You've farted on animals 25 times.
Pulling Mud: In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Shopaholic: You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Clothes Whore: You've collected all of the available costumes.
Friends in Strange Places: You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Weapon Proficiency: Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect
attacks.
Skilled Defender: Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
You bastards!: You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the
game.
Mastery: You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Make it Rain!: You've spent $500.
Full Arsenal: You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
KKK Hero: You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Elven Hero: You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Nonconformist: You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Inside Joke: While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Face Hoff: You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Acceptance: You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Two Girls, One Stick: You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover
disguise.
Outpatient: You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Perverted: You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Stick Savior: You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Too Far: You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
First Day in South Park: You completed your first day in South Park.
Gingivitis: Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Day Walker: You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Made This for You: You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Are We Cool?: You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Parkeologist: You opened all of the garages in South Park.
For the Hoarder: You completed the game without selling any items.
Truth to Power: You farted on four major authority figures.
Irritable Bowels: You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Dog Whistle: You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Dragon Wrath: You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of
battle.
Just Saying Hi: You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Re-Buttal: You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Heisenberg: You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee
and bald cap.
Shutout: You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial)
battle.
Stay Down: You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Avenger: You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
No Child Left Behind: You completed the game and never ended a battle with your
buddy knocked out.
Poco Chinpoko: You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Chinpoko loco: You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Chinpokolypse: You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Daddy Issues: You befriended your father.
More Popular Than Jesus: You made friends with half of South Park.
More Popular Than John Lennon: Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Junk Peddler: You sold 300 junk items.
Ass of Fire: You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Canadian Handshake: You've farted on people 100 times.
Animal Cruelty: You've farted on animals 25 times.
Pulling Mud: In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Shopaholic: You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Clothes Whore: You've collected all of the available costumes.
Friends in Strange Places: You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Weapon Proficiency: Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect
attacks.
Skilled Defender: Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
You bastards!: You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the
game.
Mastery: You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Make it Rain!: You've spent $500.
Full Arsenal: You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
KKK Hero: You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Elven Hero: You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Nonconformist: You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Inside Joke: While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Face Hoff: You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Acceptance: You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Two Girls, One Stick: You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover
disguise.
Outpatient: You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Perverted: You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Stick Savior: You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Too Far: You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.